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"I think these protests look sketchy and badly organised" 
"Traitor!"
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"The American Flag gives me the ick"
Even if it isn't a trap, ya know what? POC think I'm one of those white people and white people have, unequivocally, down to a one, every single time thrown me under the bus first. Sometimes just for funsies. My husband, who was just calling me hysterical not too long ago can pout all he wants that Mommy won't take him to The Protest. Frick no, I won't go.
Horsefrickers in Wa. find excuses not to go outside:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Washington/comments/1icmujl/50501_protest_lets_do_this/
take:
The Jannies of the South explain why this particular pile of shit ain't worth mopping (i.e. reddit tier organisation):
https://old.reddit.com/r/Georgia/comments/1igeqfz/50501_advertisement_posts_are_temporarily_not/
/r/Antiwork asks why they aren't protesting?
https://old.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/1i9lshc/why_arent_we_protesting/
Answer:
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Fat b-words are s*x offenders I see them and I’m sexually offended Making lingerie for fat b-words is like giving knives to little kids They gone hurt somebody If you find yourself in a fat b-word kitty just remember it’s because you’re broke
— ye (@kanyewest) February 7, 2025
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Chicago LandStacy Suzie Wilson owns 800 vacant lots in Chicago, and the city has fined her $15M for trash that other people have dumped on the properties.
Vacant land is cheap (one property in question cost $3k) and has low property taxes. A real estate company in cahoots with a friendly assessor could buy up vacant land for cheap, have it appraised at its max value, and use that as collateral against more profitable investments. (There's no evidence Wilson did this, just a reason why you might buy 800 empty lots). You might also just flip them later for more.
It's a common scam in Chicago to get someone to pay you to haul off some trash, then drive around the corner and dump it on the ground. Tires are even better for this because you can claim a "hazmat disposal fee" of $25/tire and then just push it off your truck somewhere.
But the city requires you to maintain all properties you own, and will fine you for "harboring rats" which means basically having a pile of anything on your property.
Now, as far as I can tell, there are no actual tenants who have been wronged, just angry neighbors, but you know how Reddit hates Persons of Land. Redditors and other rentoids are calling for jail or worse.
THE PUNCHLINE: She formed a company in North Dakota to manage the properties called FCOC (Frick the City of Chicago).
Comments from Block Club's instagram post:
https://instagram.com/reel/DFVsjF_P1_A/
"How is one person able to own 812 properties in just a few neighborhoods in the city, that's insane"
Yeah the government should tell you how much of any one thing you should own.
"You know what would be great for all these lots. Not just to put buildings on them but to make small Parks."
The rent is too high! Also, limit the supply of housing.
https://instagram.com/p/DFImltvubhk/
"These type of families have been a burden on Black families for a long time."
Black families want vacant lots?
"PRISON. She & her sister should be in prison for doing what they've done to these areas. And it is NO surprise that they chose these locations to let their properties go to heck. It shld be illegal to own this many possibly residential properties, particularly so concentratedly."
Prison for not picking up old tires someone else dumped on your land.
"I hope these properties go to people who can take care of them and rebuild communities."
Nope they are being sold to corporate landlords only, for development.
"the way this sale is structured individual buyers will not be allowed to purchase/bid on properties. Only corporate/foreign investors can surmount the requirements."
"White privilege and Chicago lack of accountability"
No way to talk about a PoL
"Suburbanites buy these properties to devalue black communities by driving property values down while property taxes go up. Gentrification."
Yeah, she bought those empty lots and racked up those fines to OWN Black communities.
"lynching lanlords all 25"
Democrats do love a lynching
"How did they get to own 800 in a city they don't live in? amerikkka the criminal enterprise country allows it is how."
I mean, she lives in the west suburbs. The kkk was in the original post, not an rdrama substitution.
https://old.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/1cdzijf/suzie_b_wilson_king_of_rats/
"At what point does this become criminal instead of civil?" "
"415 ILCS 5/21, prohibits the open dumping of waste. Section 55(a) of the Act, 415 ILCS 5/55 (a), prohibits open dumping of used or waste tires.
It is criminal. There is a statute on the books making it crime, so it's a criminal offense."
Well, yeah, if you're the one that dumped the trash.
"She should be in jail. Don't pay your tickets, go to jail. "
ABOLISH PRISONS! ALSO JAIL PEOPLE FOR LITTERING!
"Hope she gets cancer."
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Secret of DOGE: Dems 
Built It 
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tldr: Obama created the USDS (united states digital service) in 2014 after the launch of the buearecratic nightmare that was Obamacare to streamline govt digital services particularly the busted Obamacare website. Drumpf 
didnt actually create DOGE out of thin air, and instead simply rebranded the USDS which is why he didnt need congress to approve the agency/appropriate funds/authority.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Digital_Service
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- ahorseshoecrab : i work 3 days on 4 days off, 4 days on 3 days off
redditoids salivate at the idea of a 4-day-work-week 
and how Decent-Human-Being countries like (western) Europe (they have FREE healthcare btw) and UK (the evil ex-wife of Eurocucks), tested a trial run of a 4-day-work-week. AND IT WORKED GREAT 
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Greetings strags 
The 4-day-work-week is one of my favorite redditisms. It always brings out the lazy useless commies out of the work week. And always, ALWAYS, these lazy fools try and masquerade their supposed desire to improve society, when instead they are merely desiring a terraforming of the world to suit their own interests, namely them wanting to work less hard hard like /r/antiWORK
I want to ask you dramatards today what you guys think about 4-day-work-weeks. Because it's always an inevitable circlejerk in the reddit euphoric-atheist eurocuck leftoid anti-yank anti-west crowd.
Yet for somebody who works in an already left wing dominated country, and for a private enterprise, I have my great reservations about only 4 working days per week. In our private company, and similar surveying companies, as well as for building contractors, architects, lawyers, Trade-industry like electricians and plumbers, the notion of a 4 day work week is absolutely fricking ANATHEMA
The reason being is that contrary to white-collar soul crushing useless corporate office hours wasting manhours, our 5 days also consist of accumulating clients and jobs and contracts and tenders, from the private world and the government. If i make this sound sophisticated, what i mean is that it basically boils down to cutting your potential outreach opportunity to clients and available office hours, or even available fricking contacts hours by a brutal 20%.
And while I'm not privy to our business' exact financials or contemporary SA surveying companies, I know the netto income is about 20%. And if the government would for example MANDATE or force a 4-day-work-week, it would slit our throats overnight.
Kaamrev, you guys would say, won't the clients just call/visit the office on Monday=>Tuesday. They might, but customers/clients are funny in the mercurial world of business, you will note if you own a private organization, in which you are solely responsible for accumulating/finding clients, that available hours have drastic influence on whether clients finally take the leap in contractig/buying a service.
Many surveyors and chainmen even work way beyond natural office hours, well earlier than 8am, and well beyond 5pm, if a particularly important/large job is at stake. Many would work Saturdays, and even sundays if pressure is at stake. I myself had done so for months last year, as there literally not enough hours in the fricking 40 hours work week to finish particularly dire projects. Last year i actually worked harder than I studied for my 3rd year at univeristy, not out of principle but sheer panic.
This notion of going beyond mandated 40 hour weeks, is probably unknown to wagie redditors who are paid the same, regardless of whether they do their best/slack off. And while I have sympathy for people in wage-cage jobs, in white-collar soul crushing office-cubicle heck -holes, where middle-managers force useless meetings and useless hours, and thus wasting your finite life span away for unclear goals, in unclear corpo leadership - but that is NOT why redditors champion 4-day-work-weeks. No it is because it appeals to them
Supermarket businesses like Checkers/Spar/Woolworths in South Africa, had steadily encroached on weekend openings about 20 years ago. I recall distinctly massive drama within the Christian communities in Safrica, that when places like Spar and Checkers began to have open hours on Saturday, and then eventually open hours on Sundays. Because sundays are supposed to be the day of rest. In the 1990s you had exceptions to the rule, and in the early 2000s, if your pantry was empty, because you had poor planning or some calamity, then you were fricked out of luck for food for sunday, unless you could find some street-vendor road-seller who would sell you some mielies for the day to tie you over for Sunday.
I distinctly remember many neighbours begging after Sunday services for some key ingredients or some flour or fruit, and promising to pay back on Monday, cuz there literally was no shopping mall or tuckshop or anything open the whole day! But as religiosity gradually faded throughout the country, corporations gradually found weekend openings to be acceptable and convenient to the public
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunday_shopping
So for these corporations, 7-day operating weeks became a virtual necessity. Because if they did NOT operate during the weekend as their competition did, they lost out on potential clients, because the people who would have shopped during regular weekdays were now satisfied for their groceries on weekends. Smaller grocery businesses would find themselves in a death knell had they not adapted.
And many small town businesses like mom-and-pop bakeries, who traditionally operated on weekdays like they had in the past, and was closed during the weekends as it was family run, and they had to take care of family/kids, would be screwed if they did not compete with corporate chains like Spar, which had bakeries, as the Entire monday sales period would be cut off, as customers had their monday needs met during the weekend.
A not too dissimilar phenomenon happens in trade or contract industries. Even if Governments could make a blanket ban on 5-day-work-weeks, so that your competitors could not operate on a 5th day, same a your company does, and thus steal your clients, there is a weird hidden opportunity cost lost by customers which were on the precipice of a decision, but your unavailability, lost them to your business. This is in addition to the potential loss of manhours to work on potential projects.
I also don't buy this mythos from popular rediditor zeitghest, that in ancient/medieval times, farmer peasants worked much less today, and only in our modern corporatized world we work ourselves into an early grave. I've seen actual farms - there's always work, if the pipes burst, they need to be fixed. It's many long and hard hours.
But I'm also aware historic labour laws came into being becuase of much sacrifice and due to great abuse by magnates and oligarchic businessmen who literally worked English children to death in mine shafts during the Bong Industrial Period.
What do you guys think?
Anyways some drama and sneed below
What does billionaires have to do with the 5-day-work-week?? 
It's like wagie redditors are so far removed from ever having had the fate of a business enterprise on their shoulders, that they equate a societal business norm of the past several hundred years due to the greed of a cabal of billinaires 
Thank frick for that
"STOP MAKING SENSE!" only stupid people want to work for 5 days a week! 
Some takes with more than 1 braincel
"It really depends on the industry. I work in manufacturing. Output is directly tied to labor hours applied. My wife works in healthcare. Obviously you still need staffing coverage 24/7."
This guy gets downmarseyd for pointing out against the circlejerk that the 4-day-work-week was only considered by the experimenting 61 companies, becuase it DIDN'T affect a loss of productivity, and these cute twinks downmarsey him for pointing out that any loss of productivity/ or incurring more costs like hiring additional staff would negate the feasibility
ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh man he really pissed off these neetstrags 
"Congrats. Not everyone is you. You're not even going to stay the you that you are now. Try working 50 hours/week for 20 years and see if your productivity keeps up." 
lmoa 20 years, try people who worked 50 years of their lives you strags
Of course redditors can't read (or ever read the linked articles anyway)
"The dude you are replying to is just going around to very comment trying to justify why him and his area shouldn't allow people to work fewer hours. He also talked about not seeing any decrease in productivity till he pushed workers to work more than 50 hours a week." 
Anti-yank circlejerk begins
Those filthy yanks 
Again these redditors miss the forest for the trees. Sometimes a company cannot exist in a system where a loss of opportunity is caused by a loss of potential clients or contacts because the fricking business wasn't open or available for liaison
Some more redditors with braincells in smaller threads outside the usual 1000-point upmarseyd circlejerk teenage angst subthreads, ask significant questions, because they are skeptical of this supposed overgood news.
Manufacturing industries are out
Ok, nice link, thanks.
So the #1 category, by a large margin, is not-for-profits/charities. Which isn't very representative of most people's workplaces.
The #2 is the creative/consultant/PR/marketing space - an industry where the actual hours worked have little relevance.
I thought there was a construction company in there, but it turned out to be a Housing Association. Unfortunately, these really aren't representative of where most people work.
This guys shits 
on the hopes and dreams of soyneets and soywagies 
Anyways the same theme is repeated throughout the thread. What do YOU 
dramatards think?!
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Clearly my kind is not welcome here. You will all regret this.
- DickButtKiss : Cloak n dagger been in the game the whole time, its not a new release dumbass - trans lives matter
- FamilyKongShill : someone ban this coomer r-slur le s*x = le funny
- prrk2 : this is not an effortpost
- H : I assumed Cloak and Dagger were always dating. They've been around for probably 40 years.
EFFORTPOST
BBC CHADS, WE WON
Marvel Rivals, the extremely popular F2P Overwatch clone with a Marvelslop skin has unleashed upon the normgroid masses a VANTABLACK 
that slvtty blonde PAWGs are B V I L T for the biggest blackest dark coal BBC, and as a result, this has caused a lot of discussion among Xwitter and Rule 34 normgroids about BBC porn being racist and problematic
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https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/701528492
For those who are unaware:
These is Cloak and Dagger, a Marvelslop superhero duo:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloak_and_Dagger_(characters)
Cloak (Tyrone "Ty" Johnson) and Dagger (Tandy Bowen) are a superhero duo appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by writer Bill Mantlo and artist Ed Hannigan, the characters first appeared in Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man #64 (March 1982).
Cloak and Dagger are teenagers who were injected with synthetic heroin that gave them the twin superpowers of light and darkforce control. Dagger can create daggers of light and use her power to heal, while Cloak can teleport and turn intangible through the darkforce. Both draw powers from the emotions of those they touch, Dagger through hope and Cloak through fear.
THE BLACK GUY IS LITERALLY NAMED TYRONE 
Now if you thought that in the comics and in the Disneyslop they were not BBCpilled enough, well then, now these are Cloak and Dagger in the based and chinxpilled kino that saved the VVest:
Predictably, the most popular canon BMWF couple in modern vidya have been an absolute goldmine for BBC kino 
Below is my opinion on this matter:
Tandy Bowen from Marvel Rivals is BVILT for the most vantablack BIPOCcoal Sub-Saharan African BIPOC mandingo Congolese BBCs, she is THE biggest blonde-haired mudshark BIPOClover coal burner in all of Western Comic book history, it is astounding how literal fricking Chinks were able to handcraft and make a sluty White girl character design that screams "I FRICK BIPOCS!" more than that, her perfect coal burner butt, her mudshark tits, her fancy rich BIPOClover swinger's party slut personality, her mudshark-coded snowbunny dominatrix demeaner, her blonde hair that is the peak BIPOCfricker coal burner mating call.... frick, it is unbelievable how much these Chinks with microscopic peepees intentionally made her look like the peak BIPOClover, not even the most BBC-obsessed Amerimutt would have come up with such explicit and perfect snowbunny White girl design that are undeniably coded for s*x with sweaty African Nigerian African migrants, I love when Tandy Bowen from Marvel Rivals gets vaginally penetrated and creampied by the most vantablack dark BIPOCcoal Sub-Saharan African BIPOC Congolese BBC, like, think about it for a moment, imagine the most gorilla looking mandingo BIPOC you ever saw, blackest gorilla BIPOC ever, big, dumb, and sweaty with a meaty BBC tittyfricking this slut and spraying his load all over her. Making her lick the remains from his BBC and then he takes this White whore and shoves his big black meat inside her kitty and pumps her for an hour before he roars a jungle gorilla roar after he empties his balls inside her and lets his Mandingo BIPOC seed fertilize her BIPOClet-bearing womb. Then he keeps her as his personal cumslut where their lips are sealed to his BBC. Her body craving for a big, dumb, and violent gorilla BIPOC who will create BNWO with his BBC. Marvel Rivals sluts getting bred like farm animals by big black peepees that jackhammer their fertile pink kitties like there is no tomorrow. Furthermore, I've been a union contractor for over 20 years now and I have the experience to say just by looking at those pictures without a doubt, in my expert professional opinion that, this woman was constructed in such a way that she conform to the rigorous set of building codes and standards that makes her not only legally but also judiciously !builtfor !BBC. Tandy Bowen is BVILT for BBC, architected for Africans, erected for ebony, sculpted for BIPOCs, stacked for black, created for coal, materialized for melanin, slave for sambo, spawned for spades, anointed for BIPOCs, shaped for apes, toned for Tyrone, custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for BBC 
BBC interracial slut Tandy Bowen, Tandy Bowen BBC interracial gangbang, Tandy Bowen BBC interracial creampie compilation, Tandy Bowen BBC interracial double penetration, Tandy Bowen BBC interracial anal slut, Tandy Bowen gangbanged by BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen, impregnated by BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen procreating with BIPOCs and giving birth to BIPOClets, Tandy Bowen sucking big black BIPOC peepee, Tandy Bowen deepthroats big black African BIPOC peepee, Tandy Bowen shooting interracial porn films with 10 BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen best interracial porn scene AVN award, "Tandy Bowen gangbanged and creampied by BBC" most searched interracial porn category, Tandy Bowen BBC interracial bukkake, Tandy Bowen swallows BIPOC c*m from BBCs, Tandy Bowen drinks BIPOC piss from BBCs, Tandy Bowen licks BIPOC anuses, Tandy Bowen tongues a BIPOC's anus, Tandy Bowen rimming BIPOC buttholes, big black BIPOCs ejaculating in Tandy Bowen's slutty snowbunny face, big black BIPOCs ejaculating inside Tandy Bowen's mouth, big black BIPOCs ejaculating inside Tandy Bowen's vagina, big black BIPOCs ejaculating inside Tandy Bowen's butthole, big black BIPOCs pissing in Tandy Bowen's slutty snowbunny face, big black BIPOCs pissing inside Tandy Bowen's mouth, big black BIPOCs pissing inside Tandy Bowen's vagina, big black BIPOCs pissing inside Tandy Bowen's butthole, big black BIPOCs cumming and pissing on Tandy Bowen's slutty snowbunny face, big black BIPOCs cumming and pissing inside Tandy Bowen's mouth, big black BIPOCs cumming and pissing inside Tandy Bowen's vagina, big black BIPOCs cumming and pissing inside Tandy Bowen's butthole, Tandy Bowen invades a male public bathroom in Africa to drink BIPOC piss and swallow BIPOC c*m, Tandy Bowen drinks a cocktail drink of BIPOC c*m and BIPOC piss, a video of Tandy Bowen getting double penetrated and gangbanged by four BIPOCs and drinking BIPOC piss and BIPOC c*m gets livestreamed on the United Nations Security Council meeting, Tandy Bowen licks and swallows BBC creampies from other Marvel Rivals girls' vaginas, Tandy Bowen gets r*ped by a pack of feral BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen getting gangbanged by BIPOCs in Africa, Tandy Bowen getting gangbanged by BIPOCs in the BIPOC ghetto, Tandy Bowen getting gangbanged by 10 BIPOCs on a livestreamed interracial orgy, Tandy Bowen sucking the big black peepees of ten BIPOCs and swallowing loads of BIPOC sperm from BBCs, Tandy Bowen swallowing loads of BIPOC piss from BBCs, Tandy Bowen drinks BIPOC sperm and urine from big black BIPOC peepees, Tandy Bowen is a potty for BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen is a public urinal for BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen is a fleshlight for BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen is a s*x toy for BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen is prime breeding material for BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen was made to be fricked and creampied by BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen is a BBC slut, Tandy Bowen is a BBC whore, Tandy Bowen is a BIPOC lover, Tandy Bowen is a coal burner, Tandy Bowen is a race-mixer, Tandy Bowen is a mudshark, Tandy Bowen is a BBC slut certified BVILT for the most vantablack BIPOCcoal Sub-Saharan African BIPOC BBC. 
As a result of Marvel Rivals being an extremely popular mainstream superhero slop game with explicit PAWG snowbunnies who canonically love Bibisis, the normgroids have been affected by the BBCsphere and are now 
about why fetishizing BIPOC folx is problematic and racist sweaty, such as this example of a 400 IQ black king writing an essay on the racist problems on cartoon BBC porn on the internet:
The obsesseralds of /v/ are also weighing in on the BBCalypse:
Are we finally getting Buck Representation in Chinese video games after Concord?!?!?! 
!BBC !g*mers !coomers !2dgooners
Director of the series, Damien Leone, said they are not. Horror fanbase 
disagree
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Hopefully I never have to bring up politics publicly ever again but this desperately needed to be said on behalf of the Terrifier franchise 🙏 pic.twitter.com/b7soIj9P33
— Damien Leone (@damienleone) February 3, 2025
Terrifier is a horror slasher film series known for its extreme gore
Take time to read the very reasonable, if not meek take from the director of the slasher in regard to their horror slasher franchise. Why he tweeted this I have no idea
: that's nice but what about the LGBT community. Im gay btw
more fun in the quotes
The horror fanbase apparently is like the punk and DnD now
HORROR STRAGS EXPLAIN THIS
) are STILL fedposting, seething, wishing for MAGAcide, and doxxing the names of the Zoomerchuds in the Drumpf administration even as WPT got gigamopped and its ban is now on mainstream news sites, also think that they can organize a revolution to overthrow the US government through Reddit! 
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This dude thinks you combat fascism with rainbows and unicorn.
Real cute, buddy.
/u/poop-scroller Canada
This dude thinks you combat fascism with Reddit posts.
Real cute, buddy.
How do you think movements start or are coordinated? Via messenger pigeons?
THIS NEIGHBOR THINKS THAT HIS REVOLUTIONARY INSURGENT ARMY WILL BE ORGANIZED ON TRANNIT
/u/Link9454 and /u/GPT3-5_AI go full-Kiwi Farms and use the "its public info chud, its not doxxing! 
REPORTMAXXERS, ASSEMBLE!
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White People Love Kanye West
September 12, 2008
Daniel O'Brian
Cracked pictures replaced by carefully chosen gifs to imitate their clever impact
I think I might've gotten Kanye West arrested, and now I feel like such a doofus. Especially given my history, I mean, this isn't the first time I got a hip-hop star in trouble with the law, (devotees will recall that, several months ago, I may or may not have convinced Vanilla Ice to beat his wife). In fairness, if I had known Kanye was going fly off the handle and get so aggravated that he'd smash an expensive camera at an airport, I probably wouldn't have said what I said. I should back up...
Thursday, September 11, 2008 6:00am I stumbled into Rutt's Inn, this amazing pancake place in LA, and Kanye was already there, waiting for me. He stood up and waved me over enthusiastically. "OB," he shouted, "My man, get over here, we got just oodles of shit to discuss." Ugh. He's a lot of things but, above everything else, Kanye West is a morning person. I am not. I sat down across from him, rubbing my eyes, my head throbbing and my throat dry. "Thanks for meeting me, Dan, this is really-" I silenced him with a hand wave. "I'm gonna stop you right there, 'Ye. This conversation isn't moving another inch forward until I get at least two cups of coffee in me. My eyes feel like fricking pinecones." Kanye started laughing. If I had to guess, I'd say it was because he was picturing two pinecones fornicating. That was, of course, not my intention, but Kanye probably couldn't tell that there was no hyphen between "fricking" and "pinecones." Because this was a spoken conversation.
OGs know this gif
I digress. Aside from the giggling, Kanye graciously allowed me several minutes of silence while I wolfed down two cups of black coffee. Kanye was such a fan of mine and I think he's alright, (I guess), so we both agreed it would be a good idea for the two of us to work on a project together. It was really more his idea than mine, but I figured I'd at least hear him out. I was, after all, writing a pilot for an animated children's TV show about a genetically-enhanced mouse that gets elected president; Kanye could easily do the voice for the sassy bird that becomes the vice president.
"Now," I said, after I'd finished my coffee, "what kind of project did you have in mind?" His eyes lit up. "First off, I just wanna say how psyched I am that you're meeting with me. I'm such a fan of the blog and your early mixtapes, from back when you used to rap. I mean, you're the Statutory Rap, man! I am so honored to be in your presence." "Settle down, Kanye." "Right, my bad. Anyway, I was thinkin' we could do an album together. You and me, you know, I bring you outta retirement, and we change the game, you know? You're still tight with Jay-Z, so I'm sure he'd be down to guest on a few tracks. It'd be tight, we'd get Weezy in there, Swizz Beatz. This shit's gonna be hot!" Rapping? That was the last thing I thought this meeting was going to be about. To be honest, I had no interest in the project and I made no attempts to hide my dissatisfaction. Kanye noticed immediately. "What's wrong," he asked. "You can still spit fire, right?" "Don't be a child, Kanye, of course I can. That's not the point." "Well, what is the point?" Now, before I go any further, I want you to know that I didn't think I was saying anything revelatory. I honestly didn't think I was telling any tales out of school, and I didn't mean to surprise or enrage Kanye West in any way. I mean, he says things like "psyched" and "oodles." I figured what I was about to say was common knowledge... "Well, Kanye, I was considering making a comeback, but I'm just not sure it should be with you... I mean, I want to make rap music but, you know. Not for white people." Kanye seemed positively shocked. "I don't understand," he said after some time. "Oh, uh, it's pretty simple. White people love you." I thought he was gonna have a heart attack, but it's true. White people love Kanye West. So much so, in fact, that I find it amazing that the foremost experts on stuff white people like have never mentioned it.
that was a real website in 2008 that white people posted on Facebook
Kanye West, still somewhat in shock, was ready to speak. "You're messing with me. This...this can't be. I'm... I'm from the street, I-" "Everyone knows where you're from, Kanye. And, hey, it's nothing to be ashamed about- you're selling a ton of records, you're a dynamite producer and you've sold out shows all over the globe. And there's nothing wrong with making music white people love, plenty people have done it in the past. James Taylor comes to mind." Kanye West threw up all over the table. "You lyin', DOB, you must be lyin'." Has he seriously never suspected this? "You don't believe me? Alright, as an experiment, go ahead and ask any average, suburban middle class white person if they're into rap. Go ahead. Right now. Pick someone off the street, anyone, and ask if they like rap music, and I'll tell you, (unless they're an actual hip-hop fan), they're gonna say 'Eh, I'm kinda into rap. I think Kanye West is great.' Trust me. Just about every white person who's worried about coming off as either uncool or a racist, which is to say, 'every white person,' will say almost that exact sentence, verbatim."
white hands at the ye show
"Stop it. Stop it! I don't believe you." "Well now you're just being a baby. Kanye, man, do you have any idea just how many high-maintenance white girls have 'Stronger' memorized? Fricking all of them, man. And, I mean, haven't you noticed that the way you dress informs the style of idiot white guys everywhere?" He put his fingers in his ears and started shaking his head violently. "Look, there's just something about you. You're just gangster enough that white people will listen to you and feel cool and edgy, (yet comfortable), but not quite gangster enough that white folks will be afraid of you. Or, you know. That anyone else will actually like you. There's nothing wrong with being liked by white people. Heck, some of my best friends are white. But I'm just saying that if you decided you wanted to feature Regina Spektor on an upcoming single, two things would happen: no one in the hip-hop community would be surprised or impressed, and white kids at colleges across America would absolutely lose their shit.
and it could be on the 500 days of summer sequel soundtrack
" Seriously. U-Mass Amherst might have to shut down while all the students clean up after their simultaneous orgasm. Kanye was, understandably, having a difficult time with this new information. "But...but I'm from Chicago, man, the streets of Chicago." His eyes started to well up. "Oh, right, that's another problem. You reference Chicago a lot, and in your songs, sometimes you call it 'Chi-town,' which is fine, but other times you call it 'The Shire.' Now, uh... I know you think that's a cool nickname but...I don't know if you know this, but the Shire is where the hobbits lived in Lord of the Rings....Do...do you know what type of people love Lord of the Rings, Kanye? I don't think I need to tell you." "Oh my God." "Yeah. It's pretty awful." "I don't mean to rap for white people. I don't want to make white people happy." "Of course you don't, Kanye, nobody wants white people to be happy." "But why do they like me so much?" "Love, Kanye, white people love you. And I guess it's because you're catchy, uncomplicated and generally inoffensive. Let's be honest, all of your hits are pretty mom-friendly. Also you're very clear. White people are crazy about diction." "But still, my lyrics. I rap about life, man, and the streets. Doesn't that count for anything," he pleaded. "B-word please. You rap about working at the Gap, smoking pot and having s*x with drunk chicks. Those are the only things white guys do." "Why are you saying this," Kanye said with tears streaming down his face.
"Because I figured you knew!" Honestly. I assumed everybody knew. White people love Kanye West, Middle Eastern people love Lionel Ritchie, and Chinese people are afraid of Smash Mouth. These are Pop Culture Commandments, I don't presume to understand them, but I acknowledge them all the same. I spend plenty of time around white people, I've even been mistaken for white. But I'll never quite get why white people are so fascinated by Kanye West. Also Michael Phelps. White people are obsessed with Michael Phelps, I just don't get it. "But I sold so many records...." "That's true, you've got some insanely catchy joints, no one's taking that away from you. But, you know...Blink182 had some catchy shit too, but I don't think anyone would argue that they helped out punk music in any way. Do you see what I mean?" He did. And it hurt. He looked practically catatonic, sitting at that table, watching his world crash around him. I tried cheering him up. "Hey, on the bright side, you're bringing rap music to the whole world. You're introducing an entire generation of pasty, soccer-loving white folks to rap. Music History will look back on you fondly but, uh...the same way it looks back on Hammer." If the Rutts Inn had sharper knives, I think Kanye probably would've used one to stab someone at that point. I never was too good at comforting depressed hip-hop stars after a pancake breakfast. I know, that is an oddly specific flaw to have, but it's true. It's my one weakness. "Listen," I said, paying the bill, "I guess this a lot for you to digest, so I'll just leave you alone. I think you have a plane to catch anyway. But, hey, gimme a call if you have any interest in voicing a cartoon vice president named 'Dan Quail.' Do...do you get it?... Okay, I'll leave you alone." An hour and a half later, Kanye got arrested for flipping out at an airport and breaking a paparazzo's camera.
Whoops. *** So, uh...State of California...hopefully this should explain why Mr. West acted out the way he did. Have mercy on him, this is a tough pill for ole' Kanye to swallow. Please, take pity on him and be lenient in your sentencing. It's like Kanye finding out for the first time that there's no Santa Claus. Or, that there is a Santa Claus, and he just loves Kanye's music. Because he's a fat white guy.
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Nothing says 'I'm not an antisemite' like spouting Holocaust revisionism completely unprompted.
I think she thougth me saying 'Ashkenazi' was a reference to Nazis because she doesn't know that that's how it's actually spelled.
She also believes that Trump is Jewish because only jews are allowed to wear a kippah
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50501 is underway y'all !nooticers
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On a weekday afternoon lol
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— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 6, 2025
Jared Kushner is reportedly behind Trump’s proposal to occupy and develop Gaza.
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Yesterday, Netanyahu gave Trump a gold plated pager and a regular pager as a “gift.”
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Is that supposed to be a death threat? pic.twitter.com/Ddht34EMdZ
Explain it to me like a Redditor plz:
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Edit lol Trump flanked Lady G:
Republican Senator Lindsey Graham floats more reasonable Gaza proposal than Trump.
— AF Post (@AFpost) February 6, 2025
“I would suggest we go back to what we’ve been trying to do: Destroy Hamas and find a way for the Arab world to take over Gaza and the West Bank in a fashion that would lead to a Palestinian state… pic.twitter.com/Fh4mFN793B
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