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Kiwifarms shares a story

"During that whole "white terrorism in gaming" thing where people honestly believed a 13 old girl was gang r*ped in a Games Workshop while all the g*mers chanted "Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed" I created an account there and made a few rather innocuous posts.

I was banned within like 3 hours with the ban reason being "Eh, probably a troll account.""

Did anyone here about this madness? It sounds like an amazing moral panic.

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NORMIES HAVE DISCOVERED MICROCHIMERISM :marseyhappening: THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>400k views

>endless roasties complaining about abusive exes in the comments

>countless incels cope and rope posting

>America will never recover from this forbidden knowledge

:marseyitsoverhappy:

Also lul

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17390464290oAz6658r8VZVQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17390464296is5ijZXY_o7Ng.webp

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words words words

https://old.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/1ia2v1t/lost_engagement_ring_large_reward/m9aqw2s/?context=8

She tries to reason with the mob

https://old.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/1ia2v1t/lost_engagement_ring_large_reward/m97pvub/?context=8

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spit on that thang

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https://community.cloudflare.com/t/access-denied-to-pale-moon-desktop-browser/764330

Orange Site

This is why you should use Brave instead !braveshills :marseybraveglow:

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fluoride, cringe or based?
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Peanut and Me.

This one's for @pizzashill

!coons

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President Musk but unironically :marseyxd:

					
					
					
	

				
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[🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘] I trapped my neighbors cat and sent it to the local shelter

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔘

Ugh, if only I could catch whoever does this (edit: not pick-up their dog poop) at my place! (237)

Get a doorbell camera. After I shared on our subdivision's FB page that we had one, no more dog poop in our front yard. (346)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

That cat hates you because of something you did, not because it's just a cat. For a cat to specifically target your home- nah bro you're the problem. This isn't petty revenge at all- it's catnapping. Do better at life and maybe cats will like you (-127)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

I have mulch, I sprinkled vinegar, I grew green onions, I tried motion activated sensors, I sprinkled pepper, I put down pointy rocks, I ran the gamut to deter the cat. (1389)

In my world not only are you the AH you are also the lowest lifeforms and a world class POS. (-106)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Why kill the cat because it's owner's an idiot? I guess we're all just living in your world and need to adapt or perish. (-53)

why risk your cat getting poisoned, hit by a car, sick, infected, infested, killed by other feral cats, killed by a dog, killed by a coyote, killed by a bird of prey, killed by a fox, killed by a raccoon, killed by a human, killed by a prey animal fighting back, or getting lost or trapped? (15)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

People like you are why society is so miserable. He already tried talking to the neighbor who couldn't care any less. Quit making excuses for shitty pet owners who have no regard for their neighbors! (-4)

No, cruel, emotionally unsafe humans as YOURSELF make this world a worse place. How unkind of a human you must be, I feel bad for those around you. You have no empathy.OP, is also a horrible person. He literally sentenced a cat to death. That cat will be put down within a week at a kill shelter. All shelters this time of year are at full capacity. The cat did nothing wrong and now will die terrified after being taken from his home and locked in a 5x5 cage until he's sentenced to death. You are literally saying OP was RIGHT to do this then you have the nerve to insult the person above and call them "miserable" for having empathy. This is a living breathing animal who experiences pain and hurt and loss and was doing cat things, and was raised by a bad cat owner so it's not his fault, yet being sentenced to death for being who he was created to be. (7)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Where the heck do you live? Basically all outdoor cats I have ever known were at least 15 when they died. Do people shoot them in your neighborhood or something like that? (17)

Your personal anecdotes don't really mean anything. But since you are bringing them up, I live in a city/suburb where people "own" outdoor cats. We do not shoot cats, we don't poison cats, we don't have coyotes patrolling the area. I see a cat plastered on the road literally every single week. I literally only travel the same roads (2 miles) ever. So this one single path has around 30-60 dead cats a year. I had an outdoor cat get killed right in front of my house as a child by a car at night. The cats fight each other, they are killed by cars, diseases, etc. I'm not sure how old the outdoor cats live because usually one day they're just gone, don't really have any bodies to find. The statistics tell the same story, so for every 15 yo outdoor cat you know, I know 50 dead young cats on the street. Horrible sight to see literal kittens dead for no other reason than humanity who let them end up like this. (14)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Affectionate_Bite610

Score: 🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮(+0🐮)

Number of comments: 11

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

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Protip: some girls will do anything if you tell them it's for social media clout

For the next three months, they remained in contact, before she said the groom invited her to a "white party" in Sydney in December, the court heard. She said after arriving at the venue she was "shocked" to learn the man had "organised a wedding".

The bride said she became uncomfortable and wanted to leave, but the groom told her "it was a simple prank".

"He told me that he's organising a prank wedding for his social media. To be precise, Instagram, because he wants to boost his content and wants to start monetising his Instagram page."

In court, footage of the ceremony was played, showing the couple exchanging vows and rings.

While the bride appeared to "enthusiastically" participate in the ceremony, she told the court it was "all an act".

"We had to act to make it look real," she said.

She said she only discovered the "sham" wedding was legal after he asked her to add his name to her application for permanent residency. She said the groom told her he was not a permanent resident and he had "organised the marriage to help him".

But the groom – who has 17,000 followers on Instagram but denied he was a social media influencer – disputed her version of events.

He testified that immediately after they met, he had told her he was bisexual, and that she was "cool with it" and moved into his home.

>bby I'm a bisexual illegal immigrant but I am NOT an influencer :marseyraging:

"Precisely why she would participate in a civil marriage and not in a church marriage ceremony went unexplored. It made no sense to me that she would."

Stupid boomer judge, she did it for the 'gram!

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Redditors cope about the uselessness of a psychology degree

					
					

In short, OP talks about interviewing candidates and being heartbroken at how many have psychology degrees followed by unemployment or low-wage employment in an unrelated field. With this experience, they offer a word of warning to those who wish to pursue this degree. Sure, psychology is interesting, but it's not a reliable career to pursue if you hope to become financially independent.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17333288364890373.webp

OP isn't wrong. According to Harvard, psychology is a top 3 most popular degree and it's not a surprise. Many people are interested in psychological topics and they pursue the degree at a young age without considering much concerning the job market or retirement or anything of the sort.

According to a Niche ranking, psychology was the third most popular major among college students in the classes of 2022 and 2023. The share of college students majoring in psychology now hovers around 6 percent, up from 4 to 5 percent in the 1980s.

https://summer.harvard.edu/blog/why-choose-psychology-as-your-college-major/

The number of people with psychology degrees far outnumbers the available jobs. Unfortunately, Redditors don't want to hear it. They love their precious degree and they'll defend it to the death, darn it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17333288366177616.webp

:#marseygiggle: They survived by tricking others into getting a useless degree

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17333288366710489.webp

If you aren't going to become a psychologist, why spend hundreds of thousands on a psychology degree?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733328836766153.webp

If anyone young is reading this, please don't listen to this fart. We live in a capitalist world. Rid your mind of this nonsense of "chasing your dreams". You're at university to set yourself up to make money, not to pursue your passions. There is nothing remotely passion-provoking in a university.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17333288368198924.webp

Bullshit!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17333288368894966.webp

One of the few based takes.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17333288370224519.webp

This is massive cope. You can literally do the MIT psychology course for free online.

https://ocw.mit.edu/courses/9-00sc-introduction-to-psychology-fall-2011/

The truth is that if you're curious about psychology, there is no need to pursue a degree in it. Everything you could hope to learn is online, neatly organised, waiting for you to access it for free. It's a stupid reason to go to university. If you're trying to get money, the psychology degree is still useless. So, in short, avoid the psychology degree.

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japanese dudes rock

honestly it's kinda mindblowing hearing stories about japanese teenagers like, ages 12~14 just. quitting school, leaving home, and just traveling the country following their favourite bands, being supported by their online friends and other people in the community, and just spending their time faking their age hanging out at bars and adult clubs that they aren't supposed to be at. cause it's like. from an american perspective the immediate reaction is "holy shit how are these kids not in serious peril" but then it's like. "how are they so lucky and so safe that they get to just do this without their lives getting ended in some way. how are they so lucky that doing this has actually improved their physical and mental health cause they're no longer stuck at home or stuck at school, and can instead find the places where they belong at and just thrive in those spaces". like kids literally stop being suicidal because they get to live their lives the way they want to

it's just mindblowing cause this kinda shit would straight up never work in the usa. and like, japan is by no means a country where crimes against minors are uncommon, and yet that kind of lifestyle is still possible for them, and it's just like, man.

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JOCKS BULLY NERDS: There will be no Weekend Crossword post tomorrow due to Super Bowl Sunday

!crossword

We will work on this week's crosswords next Sunday in a special double edition. I will also (hopefully) have a surprise to announce at that time too :marseygossipsmug:

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Fired Fed. I am considering cutting off every Orange Man supporter. - /r/AITAH

					
					

Got axed. Not going to say which agency.

I've always considered myself extremely tolerant and willing to love people as they are… even if we don't agree on everything.

I've never been an Orange Man supporter, but I've kept it civil with friends and family that were. Some of them liked having a civil conversation about him. Some were belligerent about politics, so we didn't bring it up and tried to enjoy each other's company.

Getting cut from a great job that I really believed in with no notice has been extremely traumatic. It's still raw, but I feel so personally betrayed by those that voted for him. I can't see past the politics anymore when I look at these people I care/cared about.

Some have been contrite and apologetic, but then turn around and support him and VP Musk on social media.

I just can't right now.

I'm thinking about posting something and wishing the whole herd all of the best, hope they have a good life, but I won't be in it. Or maybe I just quietly block all of them and focus on myself for a while.

I do know that I will need to talk to my in-laws. I've always had a great relationship with them, but thinking of going to their house and watching Fox News almost makes me sick.

AITAH for feeling this way? Does it make me an AH for cutting all these 20+ year relationships off? Am I overreacting and acting out of emotion?

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[🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘] Men who have rejected a woman before, why was it?

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

I have. We were both single so no issues there either. But she was also really drunk and kept sexually assaulting me. Tried to stick her fingers INTO me more than once, grabbed my genitals etc, just generally a lot of unwanted touching in a social situation in a bar with a large group of us.She was very attractive, it was no strings attached, but getting repeatedly sexually assaulted is quite the turn off, even from attractive people. (83)

Just come out the closet buddy. This is a slam dunk for 99.9% of men. (-58)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

She told me that "this is the hand I masterbate with" and wouldn't let go after we shook hands to greet each other. (137)

That's a green flag dude what the frick? (-18)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

She was airheaded, unstable, and egotistical. (212)

Everyone with the valid ones and I got my petty onesgirl looked old in certain lightings one of my friends said "ewww" when someone joked we would make a cute couple, then a bit later actually wanted to be more than friends but that "ewww" always stayed in my mind so I couldn't see her that way anymore girl was really bad with money, taking trips over using the money for important stuffI took a girl to a comedy club (she was black I am not) and the comedian said some funny race jokes our way and she felt offended so I was put offa friend did a bit much pda while dating other guys, so I couldn't shake it off once she was singlea friend talked a bit too much about her sexual history, so I couldn't shake it off once she was singlea girl defended her friend talking during a movie a girl went along with her friend's stupid ideas too often without questioning them (-16)

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Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

We were not compatible, had very little if anything in common, and she stalked me.Others I was not attracted to at all, and they had zero boundaries. The one woman is incredibly self centered, almost narcissistic, goes into massive debt, love and s*x bombs, treats her family horribly, hangs out with hard drug addicts who she should have ended the friendship with decades ago, and just makes very bad life choices like getting pregnant on purpose to illegal immigrants who are using her and their kid for a visa or to try to get citizenship and are deadbeat dads neglecting their kids.Another woman had zero goals or ambitions, dropped out of a university, dropped out of a local community college, smoked and used drugs, could have inherited a highly successful business and ran it but refused, has zero self confidence, got with an abusive ex and then got with a sugar daddy who she drained (pun intended) baby trapped and married this abusive man and feels trapped and they are broke.I also re... (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

One I rejected was, had an instant red flag. We hung out one night but the next day I was sick. I was sick for the next week. We were talking and texting the entire time. Everything seemed normal. Just out of the blue she texted and said if I didn't come over now, I don't care about her. I instantly blocked her without a reply. I was still sick. Another one I rejected had ex, 'trying to commit suicide.' She went over there. She was telling me about it the entire time it was happening and I told her it was not a good idea and that she needed to call the police. If he was willing to hurt himself, there's no telling what he might do to her, I said. She still went, she found herself locked in the bathroom calling me up to get her. I did, but that was the last night I seen her. (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Pre COVID I used to have women sneak up on me and play with my hair to flirt with me and that's an instant rejection.  It's a crappy person who touches a stranger's afro. (124)

My husband had a fro as a young man, and he also hated that shit. He said it was an easy litmus test; if a woman touched his shit without permission, she was obviously a dumb b-word and he had no interest in anything with her.And before anyone says anything about "dumb b-word", if a man were to walk up and touch any part of me without my permission I would immediately consider him to be a stupid butthole, so I think that's a fair comparison, if we're going to insult people of either gender who do dumb shit. (2)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Personal_Insect_7590

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No Hard Feelings - MOVIE REVIEW!

I need DC asap because the casino is fricking rigged, so you're getting a movie review! This movie is like two years old now and I still think about it to this day, not because of the pornographic scene, but because of the storyline.

The whole idea behind the movie is that a 30 year old dommie-mommie is broke asl and needs to pay property taxes to keep her mom's house. Instead of selling it off, she wants to keep it because of the NOSTALGIA o algo. To get the money, she finds a craigslist offer about a family who's giving away a car for a hot single in their area to "date" their son. The whole reason behind this is that their son is an incel (not a he-man woman hater incel) and they want to get him used to socializing before he's sent off to college. After this, the movie is mostly comedic filler that doesn't really expand on the story, but is still fun to watch. She goes to the place that the son is working at (as the parents don't want him to know it's all staged) and tries seducing him. I forgot how it happens but she ends up getting him in some van and he pepper-sprays her thinking she's going to r*pe him (friggin sweet!). The only other memorable part is the scene on the beach where they go skinny dipping for some reason, a group of teens steal their clothes and a NAKED JENNIFER LAWRENCE beats the shit out of them. After that she tries having s*x with the incel but he refuses, so she then steals HIS clothes and tries to drive off which results in him jumping on her (borrowed) car and fighting for some reason. The scene is both funny and arousing (to me at least). I also now permanently associate Maneater with this scene, which is somewhat nice.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738567922-JLSE843fwUfTQ.webp

Later in the movie, the incel finds true love and ALMOST has s*x with someone who wasn't trying to use him, but SHE ends up barging in and ending anything that was going on between them. The next day, the incel overhears his parents conversing with the MC about how she needs to convince him to go to college and not stay with the actual love of his life. In a fit of rage, he calls over his groomercord buddy to crash the reward car and tries to scam her into having s*x. He ends up prematurely ejaculating because WHO WOULDN'T? The movie then becomes boring as they retract from the main point about the incel and go back to the MC's useless self-inflicted issue about paying off the house. She decides to sell the house and move to California because her friends are moving away too and this makes her start to think if soying over nostalgia is actually productive to her life.

This movie did have it's own fair share of drama (albeit wasn't that big) where the film was accused of normalizing grooming.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738567922uaDkPI_5V-uFKA.webp

Xhe almost has a point, the part where it falls flat though is that I would be happy to be in his position.

During the whole movie, I felt a huge connection with this dude. I suggest giving it a watch if you're ever in need of a laugh/feeling down/feeling romantical.

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So you want a Japanese looking character who'll speak with a heavy African accent, talk about him being African and have hip hop music playing during battles?

How about just not buy the slop? Play better games.

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1i9xlof/do_people_mod_ac_games_much_will_it_be_possible/m95rqf1/?context=8


You don't wanna be George Floyd?

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1i9xlof/do_people_mod_ac_games_much_will_it_be_possible/m9604n9/?context=8


That's going to be awkward when every dialogue is a not-so-subtle implication of how oppressive feudal Japanese culture is towards black people.

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1i9xlof/do_people_mod_ac_games_much_will_it_be_possible/m960a98/?context=8

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perfume, but not for homos

Checking out some fragrances today. Unlike most of you apes, I don't rely on my "natural musk" or "urinating everywhere" when out in the wild to attract mates. On one page, I found a couple o comments that might go against the mindset that only homosexuals wear perfume.

Advance&Conquer; 02/08/25 14:01  

boffin1979 you nailed it!

 

(scrolls down to see comment because I'm a retard and don't understand CTRL + F.)

 

boffin1979   01/31/25 23:04

Exactly the same as Tobacco Blaze, but with a more vegetal leaning evoking more of a masculine bias. Very nice. If you like "different" this one is for you. Not recommended for gays and nancyboys.

 

So, ladies, do you want to smell like a :gigachad4: or are you a :bussyboy:?

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#UKАΙD :marseyxd:

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