Reports today of Noam Chomsky's death (in Jacobin and New Statesman, since taken down) were greatly exaggerated. I have confirmation from Valeria, his wife, that he is alive and well.

— Steven Pinker (@sapinker) June 18, 2024

https://www.timesnownews.com/world/what-happened-to-noam-chomsky-reports-of-american-professorsdeathfalse-says-wife-valeria-wasserman-article-111093969

@sneedman hmu

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The lyrics really are disgusting... is this some kind of proto-trolling or is this guy really a sick frick?

Imagine being so homophobic and so obsessed w gays that you get a tattoo that says “Eat Sh*t F*ggot” and in cute little font….. pic.twitter.com/ygJGgwP8OX

— @DCHomos (@DCHomos) June 17, 2024

Edit: sorry, folks! Can't respond because the insane mods here didn't like me responding harshly to someone calling my wife a “low value woman” and insulting me! Good luck in the death of common sense.

Here is the full video on her IG, where you can see that she overcharged him, threatened to pour the drinks on him, escalated, acted ghetto AF, and then put a hammer through his window when he showed half the aggression that she had through the entire interaction.

https://instagram.com/reel/C8IOQqavzvu/

Let's not encourage these bipolar/BPD behaviors in this generation of psychotic people. None of us could act like this at our jobs, and being in a bikini doesn't give you special powers. Both of them are gross

Sounds about right. Hoe tried to steal from him assuming he's a simp and found out he wasn't into tattoos

This is some pure incel commentary right here. The guy refused to leave over a couple dollars and demanded a refund.

!nooticers Notice how the simp doesn't even try to defend the hoe, he merely attacks the chad for daring to not want to be stolen from

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What about a contest where the most downvoted comment gets 1000 dc or something. Or what would be a fun idea for a contest that incidentally shits up reddit?

Embattled former Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) announced Wednesday he was joining a new creative platform: OnlyFans.

“The moment you've all been waiting for! Only on #OnlyFans will you get the full behind the scenes access to everything I'm working on,” Santos posted on social media platform X. “See ya all there!”

The New York Republican made history late last year as only the sixth lawmaker to be expelled from the House. His departure from Congress followed a scathing report from the House Ethics Committee that found he “violated federal criminal laws,” including using campaign funds to make small purchases from OnlyFans, the subscription platform mostly used for adult content.

After being ousted from Congress, the former lawmaker took to Cameo, racking up donations from people who wanted him to film personalized videos.

Santos assured his followers online that “not all content on only fans is porn” and his account will not include “anything sexual what so ever,” adding a puke emoji.

On his page, Santos said his platform will allow people to “dive deep into the exclusive never before seen content of the Congressional Icon and much more!”

His subscription costs $29.99 per month and has a 10 percent off deal if users subscribe for three months.

The former lawmaker is facing a federal indictment on 23 counts of wire fraud, identity theft and other campaign charges — and he has pleaded not guilty in the case. But his rise and fall pushed the House Republican caucus into more chaos after it was left without leadership for weeks last year after former Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) was booted from the post.

Santos made a surprise appearance at President Biden's State of the Union address in early March, where he announced he would be running for New York's 1st Congressional District against GOP Rep. Nick LaLota. Later that month, he said he'd be running as an independent.

By mid-April, Santos had suspended his bid.

As he awaits trial, a U.S. District Court judge granted his request to make trips to Mount Pocono in Pennsylvania. He's also been given permission to travel within New York City, Long Island and Washington, D.C., along with other places if he gives the government advanced notice.

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Lass das mal lieber. Das ist vollkommen kontraproduktiv und macht diese Menschen nur noch frustrierter. Mir hilft die Perspektive, sie als gebrochene und benachteiligte Menschen zu sehen und nicht als bösartig oder dumm. Schenk ihnen Verständnis, Empathie und Mitgefühl während du ihnen deine eigene Einstellung erklärst. (6)

Kann ich gar nicht bestätigen. Kommt jetzt drauf an,wen du als Faschisten bezeichnest. Wenn wir über Norman Ritter sprechen, trifft dies sicher zu. OP würde mich locker als Faschisten bezeichnen, obwohl ich mich echt nicht als das sehe. Aber heutzutage wird der Begriff ja extrem inflationärer genutzt. Würdest du nun über mich und mein Umfeld sprechen, träfe das halt gar nicht zu. Alle Ende 20, Anfang 30, verheiratet oder zumindest verlobt, die meisten bereits im Eigenheim, Kinder, Hund, alle studiert... Ich denke, mit diesem "die sind benachteiligte Menschen" möchtest du dich selbst erhöhen. Du hast doch die moralisch erhöhte, die reine und gute Meinung und Ansicht. Und deswegen musst du wirtschaftlich und intellektuell auch über dem vermeintlich bösen Menschen stehen. Und der verdorbenste von allen ist, deiner Meinung nach, der Faschist. Und dementsprechend muss er unglücklich sein. Denn Glück kann man zumindest nicht beweisen. (-1)

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Empathie und Mitgefühl für Menschen mit menschenverachtenden Weltbild ohne Empathie und Mitgefühl für Menschen, die 100km von irgendeiner Grenze geboren wurden. Pathatic. (16)

Es geht prinzipiell erstmal um die Frage, wie man die eigenen Ziele erreicht und durch Hass und Hetze erreicht man das absolute Gegenteil. Dadurch werden die nur noch rechter und bestätigter in ihrem Weltbild.Es geht nicht darum, ihnen den Kopf zu streicheln und zu sagen, dass sie ruhig machen sollen. Man kann auch Empathie und Mitgefühl zeigen und trotzdem klar und deutlich die eigene Ansicht vertreten. Als erwachsener Mensch kommuniziert man erwachsen, auch wenn es das Gegenüber nicht tut. In den Kommentaren kam dann ein Beispiel bezüglich konkreter Gewalt. Natürlich ist da einzugreifen. Das schließt sich alles nicht aus. (1)

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Die meisten sind halt auch nicht rechtsEXTREM.Rechtsextrem oder rechtsradikal sind die mit Springerstiefel und Schlagring in der Tasche.Die die nicht wollen, dass Deutschland von illegalen Einwanderern geflutet und ausgenommen wird, sind rechts aber weder extrem noch radikal. (0)

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Got blindsided by some spoilers bros, goal of going in blind is shattered

Not looking for links because I dont want to spoil myself more but this is too funny not to share whole fandom has been immolating for days as far as I can tell form a brief glance around

tl;dr big name guy boss from main game gets mind controlled by a femboy and is forced to marry him and the femboy is riding on his back as the final boss plus animation quality did not look up to snuff either. This leaked a few days ago and there were a lot of arguments about whether the fight was a fan mod or not.

All speculation about why Malenia went to fight Radahn turned out to be wrong, she was just doordashing a Bear for Miquella and dragging him the femboy's lair

Souls related subs have been bickering for days about whether leaks were real (they are), lots of doom tourists stirring up drama

How she was seen previously:

How she actually is