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For once I agree!
"I don't know if I can ever trust him again after this." Yes you do know. You can't trust him.
"Wait, babe! It's not what it looks like!"
Poetry!
He could really push this a lot further.
Seems like every foid's got some frumpy 300 pound Iago whispering "leeeeaaave him!" in her ear. Strangely, it often works. Imagine if men in relationships listened to angry incels for advice!
However, in this case I think a breakup would probably be good for both of them. Though the ideal scenario would be if he gets covid and pins her down and...
The rare double-cuck relationship!
Le suffering servant has arrived. But still, this technically qualifies as the voice of sanity.
All this has happened before, and all this will happen again
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I was talking to my dad about his finances and his retirement plan when he mentioned he still has about another 30 years left on their mortgage. At first I thought he was confused and thought he had 30 years left because that was the total length of the loan. I told him there was no way he had 30 years left because they have been living in the same house for almost 20 years. I then had him login me into his mortgage account and sure enough he somehow has a 52 year mortgage with 30 years left. My question is should I have him pay as much as he possibly can to pay it off quickly or should I continue to let him make the minimum payment? He has no other debt besides the mortgage. His reasoning for only making the minimum payments is that it's a 3% loan and that money is better off earning interest somewhere else. He will be 87 by the time he pays off the house if he continues to make the minimum payments.
Found it here/for the Twitterinos:
I am once again begging Redditors to stop posting Ls:
For some reason this becomes a /r/childfree struggle session:
Folks can't figure out if this is good or not? Idk didnt read:
OP is getting mogged by his dad and its worse when Redditors are saying it:
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I went to the 5th Avenue Apple Store today and AirDropped myself the entire suite of Apple Pro Apps
— David Jiang ξ¨ (@DJTechYT) June 23, 2024
Basically stole $600 worth of software from the Apple Store lol https://t.co/xfPHTSZqNW pic.twitter.com/WCrKUtwB7f
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Boneless chicken breast packs will be buy 1 get 2 free for 4th of July starting Wednesday at all kroger linked stores.
These deals are designed to run out of stock almost instantly so if you want to stock up nows the time to prepare.
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New Superman pics leaked:
π€π€ for some Scarlet on Dino action fr:
Alien Romulus trailer:
Capetards literally can't tell the difference between Tv and irl:
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I'm going to spend it crying, cutting, and overdosing on benzos and ambiem.
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Main story
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckrr5pxjd11o
A week ago, a British teenager got lost in some mountain wilderness on Tenerife. The last thing anyone heard from him was when he spent his last 1% of phone battery to phone his foid and tell her he was lost somewhere and only had 1% battery.
Should have maybe shared location instead instead via text, but we can't all be Einstein's can we?
Anyway, he's dead. We all know it. This isn't the fun part. Facebook detective r-slurs and the are the fun parts.
Facebook Detective R-slurs
I don't need to do an effortpost on this because everything funny is included in this thread:
https://tattle.life/threads/jay-slater-teen-missing-in-tenerife.45714/page-2
But I will share some highlights:
There has been a 7-day search by Tenerifes emergency services. His family are desperate for info. But worth asking. Yeah maybe no one's tried his phone.
Yeah worth a try. I'm sure the search team would appreciate someone's pet Labrador getting involved. Let him sniff some of the lads socks and let him loose on the mountain. It's a good idea and I'm sure the emergency services of Tenerife could use a Labrador with a sensitive nose.
Another good shout. Maybe the hospital treating an unidentified Bong teenager might not have made the connection that it could be the missing Bong teenager on the news.
Lmao a psychic is helping now.
There are also people livestreaming webcam footage hoping to catch a glimpse of him, as well as r-slurs flying out to Tenerife to "help".
Conspiracies
As with all of these missing person cases that capture the imagination of Facebook losers, it doesn't take long for conspiracies to start developing.
Locals refusing to talk about it.
His foid is a drugs mule and it's a drugs deal gone awry.
And by page 4 of the Tattle thread, they have also devolved into conspiracies themselves:
https://tattle.life/threads/jay-slater-teen-missing-in-tenerife.45714/page-4
Plot Twist
This little missing chav was convicted as part of a group of eight for attacking another lad with a machete and an axe:
So maybe all the conspiracies are true ...
Further reading
Another forum thread starts making fun of the Facebookers before getting drawn into the same irresistible trap of conspiracy posting:
https://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?%2Fforums%2Ftopic%2F123647-jay-slater%2F
Lots of threads to pull at courtesy of Twttier:
https://twitter.com/search?q=Jay+Slater
!Britbongs are you keeping abreast of the latest Jay Slater drama?
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I touched on this a month ago
https://rdrama.net/h/redscarepod/post/272489/marseyxd-this-sub-is-going-the
But I didn't realize how hard these two autists are going at each other.
Top post right now is from our sexy Indian dude
https://old.reddit.com/r/rspod/comments/1dncqss/she_was_so_real_for_this/
A throwback to this classic 2015 tweet
Our Kang replies and this screenshot will explain their situation
https://old.reddit.com/r/rspod/comments/1dncqss/she_was_so_real_for_this/la2c735/?context=8
Here's a sample of their gems over the last month
Kangs posts
"How it feels to browse rspod in 2024"
Kang says this about himself
https://old.reddit.com/r/rspod/comments/1dl7148/confession/
He also says sexy Indian dudes are conspiring against him
https://old.reddit.com/r/rspod/comments/1czcd9h/reminder_that_all_indian_defenders_here_are/
Sexy Indian dudes posts
Hyper inflation in Zimbabwe 2008
First black owned business that got screwed over by white people
How it feels to open rspod in 2024
Nice to see a race war can still play out on reddit
It would be funny if these accounts were the same mayo trolling ( @MoonMetropolis style). I mean a sexy Indian dude and a kang active in an offshoot subreddit of a podcast hosted by two white woman?
Half the sub doesn't even listen to the pod so could be.
- Healthy : B-word wife took the roomba :/
- BernieSanders : dirty butt table lmao
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Top comment
A challenger appears
The follow up - no she does not get back to it
The punch line
Bonus - a statistic that actually includes asians
https://hechingerreport.org/proof-points-new-higher-ed-data-by-race-and-ethnicity/
Epilogue - the internet won't spoonfeed me very up to date tables on educational attainment by race and gender, but I think this gets the point across. I can find excel sheets of this data from 2022 but I ran out of autism writing this post