Snooki vs. Chris Christie: ‘Don’t vote for a bully’ https://t.co/ahbKqP4q0E pic.twitter.com/jxYivSvAya

— New York Post (@nypost) August 5, 2023

Patient assaults a physician of any kind and under policy in most hospitals you just leave the room and alert security. Do you reject to help the patient and have them seen by somebody else, continue to try and treat the patient, alert security and have them removed or start writing the EMR note with them in the room? No matter what their EMR will denote hostility and possibly evicted from the premise but what would you do in that instant? Admittedly we broke procedure all the time and assumed liability so hospital procedure for being assaulted means nothing in terms of policy unless the person was a giga neurodivergent

I'm extremely racist hello

This laptop was in the range of ₹3.__ lakh just two days ago

Now after the news of (imported) #laptopban, Amazon seller hiked the price to nearly ₹4.20 lakhs because very unlikely that it will be manufactured in India.

I will not be surprised if similar suit followed in… pic.twitter.com/UyyiCzl4n9

— Mrunal Patel (@Mrunal_Patel) August 4, 2023

Guess its back to asking relatives going to Dubai to buy electronics.

The Republican National Debates of 2024 were to be legendary.

"Welcome to the Republican National Debate! This is to be a historic occasion gathering us to discuss the serious issues facing our Republic. Snelly Ferdgaster will be the moderator this evening. Snelly has served as a retired marine colonel military man service for over 18 years as well as being a troop leader who has successfully over 23 confirmed eagle scouts, so he has good judgment and knows how to say things right, whereas I am only qualified to introduce Snelly. Here he is."

"Good God, the people they find for this shit," said Nike, or that's what they called him. Nike is already a non-binary name, so the transition period was fairly light for their family.

"Some people need the authoritative structure the boy scouts provide," chided Simpson. "Respect the teachers, especially if they're from the party of the recent fascistic coup attempt!"

"Sorry Dad."

"I, Snelly Ferdgaster, can only say that I am sincerely honored by the privilege of serving my country, in every walk of life in which I have served it. Tonight we'll be hearing from a series of people who have passed a minimal qualification to be President, and I'm told that we have tightened our standards!" Snelly Ferdgaster looks around, hoping for a good chuckle, which he receives.

"Let's have our candidates! First, Dernie Purge. Dernie is a House Democrat who turned to the Republican side, he claims, "for the lolz" and is here tonight after having promised to talk about how he will hew to the Republican Party Platform."

Dernie smiled, and began to speak. This was it, the big first impression. "Hello There, America." The audience did not reply, but the silence managed to score this inadvertent solemn effect. "I just want to talk about what it is I believe."

"I believe that it is the right of Americans to bear arms." The audience began to warm.

"I believe that it is a Goddarn blessing -- sorry, I'm trying to swear less" the audience laughed, he's like they are! ("Oh lord," said Nike and Simpson agreed)

"that in America we have the greatest military the earth has ever seen. God bless our troops!" The audience clapped, which became a long clap.

Snelly then asked, "What is your perspective on climate change?"

"I believe that there's a lot of passion on this subject and that it's a very important issue. We have a lot to discuss."

Snelly let that silence linger for a while.

"I think that's enough for now," said Snelly. "Next up is Moe Tinctel. Moe is an out-of-work freelancer who decided to run for President after reading an idiot scrawling on a message board whose psychogeographic location was "bathroom scrawl." It was all it took, astrologically, was seeding the earth. Or so I heard it said, when I was an Eagle Scout. Moe, would you like a few words on your service to the Republican Party platform?"

Moe stood up. "I want a kinder America."

"Sorry, my name is Moe Tinctel. And I want to run for a kinder America. We need to remember that what makes humans precious is our ability to adhere to a social contract, and that's love, folks. Love between people."

"Now don't let that hippie talk distract you from what I bring to the table. I've been a small business owner and I know that leadership is hard. We can talk policy later, but what's important is kindness, and the strength that comes with it... as well your sidearm!"

The audience laughed, cheered! Another hit. It's good to have some true competition.

Snelly Ferdgaster straightened up. "Moe, can you tell us about your perspective on climate change?"

"Well I want to make it clear I care a lot about the environment. The Lord said that we're here to be stewards, and I take that commitment seriously." The audience clapped politely. Snelly sighed almost imperceptibly.

Finally, Snelly turned to the third figure at the podium. "This is our final contestant on the reality show that has always been out of control though not usually as nuts as 2016 was, and that's... Marsey? A cat?"

"Alright Marsey, would you like to tell us how a vote for your America is a vote for America?"

"You fools! You thought I wouldn't lie to you? You thought I wouldn't lie, pledge my eternal loyalty and servitude to the Republican Party? Just to get here?"

"No!"

"I'm here..."

"To destroy the Republican Party!"

"How, you ask? First: I believe in the reality of humans causing climate change, and I am firmly resolved to take every action to forestall further disaster."

"Second, why would you trust any of the people on this stage? Trust me, for I am a cartoon cat."

"Third, I believe that if you are still talking about whether or not you believe in climate change you have failed the American people. The fact that climate change denialism is being platformed is proof of your incompetence, and I've had enough so I'm..."

"walking out that door and take all of your voters with me. Join my parade at rdrama dot net~"

Nike and Simpson looked at each other.

Then they reached for their phones.

Dernie Purge looked at the camera, panicked. "But I was going to do that! My site is -- " but his microphone was cut because no one cared.

Snelly Ferdgaster looked at the screen and said, "Well, that's one of our contestants down. Frankly I'm just glad I had the balls to ask these questions. I quit."

The screen dissolved into static, then Fox News anchors appeared.

They, too, were looking at their phones.

lucky end for them and you

Ravish has written a song on Monu Manesar 😂

Somebody take him to a mental doctor pic.twitter.com/cetaTKmYU6

— Ankur Singh (@iAnkurSingh) August 2, 2023

!bharatiya Rubbish Kumar having a mental breakdown live

Apparently they did some music for Civ 6 and one of the later Doom games.

Another Mongol band is The HU. More melodic. They ride motorcycles though the steppes and have bow-and-arrow shaped guitars (it's actually a tovshuur which is some sort of lute) and swastika fret markers on their morin khuur, but the good kind of swastika.

>be me

>drop car off at shop for repair on Friday

>supposed to be day job

>”sorry @plsnodoxerino we need a part to finish the job that won't be in until Tuesday”

>

>now tuesday

>”hey it's @plsnodoxerino checking if my car is finished”.

>

>

And I'm paying for the pleasure.

H!nduism can be proven false in one tweet.

“Then, there was neither existence, nor non-existence.” - Rigveda 10:129

Not existence and not non-existence at the same state is a logical impossibility.

This straight up violates a fundamental law of classical logic.

Enough.

— Officer ك (@Ishaaq__Newton) July 29, 2023