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By right of conquest, this means that I’m in charge now. Send me dramacoin or there will be suffering.

Honestly I hate Christmas. It’s that time of the year I have to buy presents for like 8 family members. Oh and the worse part is they know I make a lot of money so they all expect fancy gifts. For example, last year I gave my mom an expensive Pandora charm and my father like $400 worth of Tommy Bahamas clothes.

Guess what I got? Some socks and a T shirt. In all honesty I don’t even remember if that’s even what I got because it was so insignificant.

I just don’t understand the obsession over Christmas. If it were up to me, we’d just go out to dinner. It would save me at a minimum $1000.

My favorite part of Christmas I think is getting out of the cold butt northeast and going to FL for the entire month, but as far as gifts go, I think this year I am just gonna give out gift cards.

NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO P-DOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

You heard me. I'm a karma whore. I make fake posts and comments just for those sweet internet points, and you're an idiot for giving them to me. I'm not stopping. Not because of feelings of superiority, even though I am truly superior, but because I've decided to dedicate my thoughts, mind, body, and soul to gaining more upmarseys in a day than you, a pitiful mortal, will gain in your life.

Imagine a schoolgirl getting bukkake in the middle of the college bathroom from 13 different guys. That's me. I'm that schoolgirl. Except that c*m is those delicious orange arrows. I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm simply implying it, and if you have a problem with that, compare your karma to mine, and then we'll talk it out.

I apologize for your inferiority, ok? Nobody wanted you to turn out this way, and I'm sure that you feel even more disappointed in the sight of me. I have the audacity to admit that I'm a slutty whore for karma, and I'm still superior, you beta twig.

Karma is my cocaine. It's my heroin. It's my intense, orgasmic dopamine hit that will forever separate me from the mortals that surround me.

I, and I completely, am a karma whore. But I'd rather be a whore than a trashbag, like you.

Peace out plebs :)You heard me. I'm a karma whore. I make fake posts and comments just for those sweet internet points, and you're an idiot for giving them to me. I'm not stopping. Not because of feelings of superiority, even though I am truly superior, but because I've decided to dedicate my thoughts, mind, body, and soul to gaining more upmarseys in a day than you, a pitiful mortal, will gain in your life.

Imagine a schoolgirl getting bukkake in the middle of the college bathroom from 13 different guys. That's me. I'm that schoolgirl. Except that c*m is those delicious orange arrows. I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm simply implying it, and if you have a problem with that, compare your karma to mine, and then we'll talk it out.

I apologize for your inferiority, ok? Nobody wanted you to turn out this way, and I'm sure that you feel even more disappointed in the sight of me. I have the audacity to admit that I'm a slutty whore for karma, and I'm still superior, you beta twig.

Karma is my cocaine. It's my heroin. It's my intense, orgasmic dopamine hit that will forever separate me from the mortals that surround me.

I, and I completely, am a karma whore. But I'd rather be a whore than a trashbag, like you.

Peace out plebs :)You heard me. I'm a karma whore. I make fake posts and comments just for those sweet internet points, and you're an idiot for giving them to me. I'm not stopping. Not because of feelings of superiority, even though I am truly superior, but because I've decided to dedicate my thoughts, mind, body, and soul to gaining more upmarseys in a day than you, a pitiful mortal, will gain in your life.

Imagine a schoolgirl getting bukkake in the middle of the college bathroom from 13 different guys. That's me. I'm that schoolgirl. Except that c*m is those delicious orange arrows. I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm simply implying it, and if you have a problem with that, compare your karma to mine, and then we'll talk it out.

I apologize for your inferiority, ok? Nobody wanted you to turn out this way, and I'm sure that you feel even more disappointed in the sight of me. I have the audacity to admit that I'm a slutty whore for karma, and I'm still superior, you beta twig.

Karma is my cocaine. It's my heroin. It's my intense, orgasmic dopamine hit that will forever separate me from the mortals that surround me.

I, and I completely, am a karma whore. But I'd rather be a whore than a trashbag, like you.

Peace out plebs :)You heard me. I'm a karma whore. I make fake posts and comments just for those sweet internet points, and you're an idiot for giving them to me. I'm not stopping. Not because of feelings of superiority, even though I am truly superior, but because I've decided to dedicate my thoughts, mind, body, and soul to gaining more upmarseys in a day than you, a pitiful mortal, will gain in your life.

Imagine a schoolgirl getting bukkake in the middle of the college bathroom from 13 different guys. That's me. I'm that schoolgirl. Except that c*m is those delicious orange arrows. I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm simply implying it, and if you have a problem with that, compare your karma to mine, and then we'll talk it out.

I apologize for your inferiority, ok? Nobody wanted you to turn out this way, and I'm sure that you feel even more disappointed in the sight of me. I have the audacity to admit that I'm a slutty whore for karma, and I'm still superior, you beta twig.

Karma is my cocaine. It's my heroin. It's my intense, orgasmic dopamine hit that will forever separate me from the mortals that surround me.

I, and I completely, am a karma whore. But I'd rather be a whore than a trashbag, like you.

Peace out plebs :)You heard me. I'm a karma whore. I make fake posts and comments just for those sweet internet points, and you're an idiot for giving them to me. I'm not stopping. Not because of feelings of superiority, even though I am truly superior, but because I've decided to dedicate my thoughts, mind, body, and soul to gaining more upmarseys in a day than you, a pitiful mortal, will gain in your life.

Imagine a schoolgirl getting bukkake in the middle of the college bathroom from 13 different guys. That's me. I'm that schoolgirl. Except that c*m is those delicious orange arrows. I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm simply implying it, and if you have a problem with that, compare your karma to mine, and then we'll talk it out.

I apologize for your inferiority, ok? Nobody wanted you to turn out this way, and I'm sure that you feel even more disappointed in the sight of me. I have the audacity to admit that I'm a slutty whore for karma, and I'm still superior, you beta twig.

Karma is my cocaine. It's my heroin. It's my intense, orgasmic dopamine hit that will forever separate me from the mortals that surround me.

I, and I completely, am a karma whore. But I'd rather be a whore than a trashbag, like you.

Peace out plebs :)

its a communist op to ruiin the minds of young people and it obvs worked LMAO

be me

excited to celebrate Pizza Day with all my !friendsofpizzashill

jump on groomercord to wish everyone a “good sorning”

“Oh a new message from Mr. Shill himself! Maybe he got my invite for todays party!”

*reads message *

I feel the power of a thousand knives sharpen through my back like wings of a demon growing.

The fire in my eyes start to glow with rage.

You’ve just made a fricking enemy for fricking life Pizza. Expect more to join soon and I’d watch my fricking back if I were you

Sincerely,

ME and !enemiesofpizzashill

JOIN THE MOVEMENT!!

(he doesn't know mutts are losers )

CANADA NEW WORLD ORDER 1812-2035 WON ONCE WON FOREVER.

CANADA A SUPERPOWER BY 2025 WITH OUR NEW IMPORTED BROTHERS

AMERICA'S FINANCIAL STATE IS PURELY BECAUSE WE () ALLOW IT, NEVER FORGET

FRICK WITH US AND WE'LL BURN YOU DOWN AGAIN (TALLY HO, LADS) THE ETERNAL MAPLE ARMY MARCHES

REMEMBER, THE ONLY WARS YOU'VE WON HAVE HAD US INVOLVED. WE CONTROL THE STRINGS OF FATE

MUTTS WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING MORE THAN A VASSEL PROVINCE TO ALLOW US TO PISS OFF EUROIDS AND RUSSCELS FOR OUR ENTERTAINMENT

!leafs

TOTAL MUTT DEATH ON THEIR SHIT HOLIDAY

REMINDER. THIS IS GOD'S WEAKEST CANADIAN

AND THIS IS GOD'S STRONGEST AMERICAN

CANADA IS THE ONLY COUNTRY ON EARTH TO FULLY SUPPORT 2SLGBTQILCA+ (2S: TWO SPIRIT (MOST IMPORTANT, WE LOVE HEYA HOYAS!), L: Lesbian; G: Gay; B: Bisexual; T: Transgender; Q: Queer; I: Indian, LC: Lower Caste (we love sexy Indian dudes!) A: Asia ) RIGHTS AND IDEOLOGY, A STARK CONTRAST TO OUR SOUTHERN "FREE NATION" IN THE MIDST OF A GENOCIDE

WE ARE THE FIRST COUNTRY WITH A TRANS-RACIAL LEADER

Seeing @pizzashill completely annihilate Ted with pretty low tier bants and the massive transfer of dramatards onto team anti-simp, it is with a heavy heart that I announce my resignation. I have been on this team for years, maybe even founding it and I will forever cherish my time with you all but it is time to move on. I wish my former team the best of luck.

@TED_SIMP how are you doing, my queen? Keeping the suicidal thoughts away? Don't let pizza get you down, you're high mid at least! The silent majority of rdrama roots for you, stay strong!

BURN THE /H/EDGE

I get it, the vaxxed we're the real mindless zombies all along...very chuddy

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OK, not really. The bait sub is /r/sexpositivehomes

But I had an idea, why not just post in real subs? /r/sexpositivehomes has all the makings of a bait sub, we just need to ratchet it up a bit.

The mods of the /r/sexpostivehomes are already degenerates so I don't think they'll ban us, if anything they'll fap to our posts. On a very cursory view of the mods posting history, you see they literally all post in the likes of: /r/inbreeding, /r/TeenSexEducation, /r/incest_relationships etc.

One mod posts in /r/teenagers. "Her" posting history makes it seem she is in high school and she says she's been impregnated by her father. LARP or otherwise - it doesn't matter, these "people" are too far gone

Why should you join in?

It's funny and if it goes the way of our other bait subs, it'll be y'alled for good.

I don't understand all the pearl clutching, /r/TPTK was literally a sub about grooming your children which this site happily indulged in.

Fine I concede to the fact that my idea is basically feeding pedos their fetish fuel. Anyone have another sub that can be repurposed to be a bait sub?

If ur pro vax thats cool, thats ur dramatic choice, but yall starting ur little pharma corclejerks and quitely downvoting the responses u dont like but cant respond to is some redditor tier bullshit.

im just letting yall know now ima enjoy pointing out cute twinky-moments and making u feel my hatred of ur pathetic bitchass selves, stay safe out there

Yall jealous?