USA secure a Super Over win in Dallas.#USAvPAK | #T20WorldCup | #WeHaveWeWill pic.twitter.com/CcT8oyiqlB

— Pakistan Cricket (@TheRealPCB) June 6, 2024

The absolute state

!bharatiya !burgers get in here!

https://twitter.com/SidraaKanwal/status/1798807557139816534

https://twitter.com/CricBellz/status/1798806515328975094

https://twitter.com/TheCaptainHalal/status/1798806839695757674

https://twitter.com/ESPNcricinfo/status/1798761069835637224

https://twitter.com/_WaheedKhan/status/1798810263610905013

https://twitter.com/AI_Kashmiri/status/1798810912566174170

https://twitter.com/ZohaibAli42/status/1798811171535093940

A STUNNER AT THE ICC MEN’S T20 CRICKET WORLD CUP!

The USA has upset international powerhouse Pakistan 😮 pic.twitter.com/eh0jUA7ojW

— ESPN (@espn) June 6, 2024

Last week there was some beef between baseball twitter and cricket twitter over which was harder. As can be expected a bunch of smelly non-Americans sar'd to the defense of cricket and tried to explain why bopping a ball with a cute little whacker is harder than playing America's great pastime.

E.g.,

• https://twitter.com/ProjectStrider/status/1798060174395244922

• https://twitter.com/VitalityBlast/status/1798336602449826102

• Etc.

Then, hilariously, a super ragtag American team (mostly immigrants as far as I can tell) smoked Pakistan, which I'm assuming has a good team based on my own racial assumptions.

https://twitter.com/bengrossbg/status/1798806167184949262

“Cricket is harder than baseball”

Like six people total in this entire country know how to play cricket and they just beat Pakistan.

Baseballchuds all over twitter being smug, but they probably don't realize all the USA players are immigrants or children of immigrants.

https://twitter.com/SwannMarcus89/status/1798822486987157587

In conclusion, another case where immigration makes our country great. We should unironically have open borders so we can drain talent from other countries and dunk on them. Sports. Culture. Science. Business. Education. Cute Asian women.

I fricking love America. Look at all these patriots: :

This dryer vent blows out scorching hot air all the time even with the dryer not running

This vent located next to the washer/ dryer unit has a fan that turns on when you turn the knob and it opens up/ blows out air. The air is always blazing hot even if the dryer is off and hasn't been used in a while. Is it bad to close the vent to prevent it from just shooting out hot air into the apartment? I have never seen this type of vent before l

That's a heater.

Lmao wait now I'm even more confused. The maintenance guy showed up to the apartment and said he attached the dryer vent up to it. The drying times are even shorter with it open than when it's closed.

The maintenance guy probably went to the same school that you did and has no fricking idea what he's talking about.

It's gotta be ready for a 40th wedding anniversary dinner on Saturday. Have a friend running down to Indiana to pick up a new windshield.

🚨BREAKING: The #NFL is telling #Packers & #Eagles player that they are NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR THE COLOR GREEN in Brazil for the opener, due the GANGS.

Teams will likely be forced to stay in the hotel all week and travel in armored vehicles, per Josh Jacobs.

(Via @greenlight pod) pic.twitter.com/8095I2RtcS

— MLFootball (@_MLFootball) June 6, 2024

Brazilians be like

Brazilians then also be like multiple mass shootings over a single sports game

This wild af!!!!

A District Superintendent was pushed away from congratulating a student graduating the Baraboo High School

Turns out the person was the girls father & the reason he did it was because he didn’t want her touching him pic.twitter.com/FhAS1OTNO2

— Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) (@shannonsharpeee) June 5, 2024

Form a lynch mob yall:

Article link.

Yikes imagine trying to add context to this hate crime:

Can yall empathize with the racist for once smh:

If only we had a tough on interracial crime president in the white house:

Do you trust the race science or not chud?:

Too much to screenshot.

!fitness don't fly to close to the sun

My father refused private healthcare when dying telling his consultant that he would never not use the NHS.
It’s a personal choice. The political choice is whether we fund the NHS properly. https://t.co/gArEImguRB

— John Mann (@LordJohnMann) June 5, 2024

What started this all

Horrific to hear that Starmer would let a relative die rather than use private healthcare.

To which one foid replies

I'm dying of cancer and I could have gone private. But I've chosen to stay with the NHS because I know the people working day in day out are doing their best and care about patients over profit.

Your attitude is what is horrific.

Which prompts this revelation fron this dude

My father refused private healthcare when dying telling his consultant that he would never not use the NHS. It's a personal choice. The political choice is whether we fund the NHS properly.

Some chud reactions

He named his kid JOHNMANN, we already knew he was a dribbling spacker

the NHS gods demand human sacrifices

I'm sorry but you cannot see how nuts this is? Refusing private healthcare out of “loyalty to the NHS” is full on religious cult behaviour.

Sir Thomas More, for instance, burned alive for refusing to recant his Catholicism, must have been kicking himself, as the flames licked higher, that it never occurred to him to say, “I recant my Catholicism.”

At least the people at Jonestown believed a UFO was coming to take them to the afterlife

!fellas

Elon Musk net worth has reached 210.4 billion USD making him the richest person in the world, and will go even further up now that Starship has successfully landed.

Elon Musk has raised 6 billion for his xAI - https://old.reddit.com/r/elonmusk/comments/1d1zolu/elon_musks_xai_raises_6_billion_to_fund_its_race/

Elon Musk ready to make life interplanetary. It's finally happening! - https://old.reddit.com/r/elonmusk/comments/1d5kge8/elon_we_gonna_go_to_the_moon_we_gonna_have_a_base/

Elon Musk having a 50 billion dollar pay package fight at Tesla - https://www.forbes.com.au/news/innovation/teslas-top-retail-investor-votes-against-restoring-elon-musks-50-billion-pay-package/

I am on team Elon and hope he gets it as a prize for making Starship work. Results out this Wednesday.

On the sadder news side, the first neuralink connection to a human had some issues. Hopefully they resolve those soon but I am still iffy on having a chip in my brain.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/article/2024/may/09/neuralink-brain-chip-implant

Team Elon let's go. The best of America. The best of humanity. To the moon people. To the moon.

Currently Elon Musk is 52 years old.

He still has at least 18 years to revolutionize technology and the future of humanity.

His biggest failed project so far appears to be the Boring Company, but even it seems to do zombie movements from time to time, so who knows.

Will Elon Musk's net worth cross 300 billion?

Vote! VOTE! VOTE!

Kate Middleton ‘may never come back’ to her previous royal role after cancer treatment.

Kate Middleton’s cancer battle may not only keep her away from the public eye for longer, but it could potentially shake up her role within the royal family.

It appears as though she “may… pic.twitter.com/0DeowtLue5

— Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) June 5, 2024

Maybe:

Or maybe they're all dead:

TRUST THE PLAN:

Kamkam is also dead but only on the inside:

Meanwhile Britbrit is trying to kill all of us:

!tmz

!schizomaxxxers

This girl is complaining about being body-shamed at Disneyland.

Thoughts? 💭 pic.twitter.com/zNRUMqFMq0

— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) June 6, 2024

@VK_User @Catholic_apu

Is this you ?

But she is indeed Disney princess

Noticed this today and decided to turn the passage(Which is taken from Thus spoke Zarathustra and included the eleventh chapter of TI) into a soyjak comic meme. !bookworms