Second City apparently has classes (moving to Chicago soon). My schtick would be “entitled bpd foid” (so I don’t have to “stretch”). Has anyone here done standup? I had a work friend who almost got on last comic standing but that’s it.

Whenever I go to a party or whatever with dancing, I dance and don’t care too too much what I look like because I’m just having fun HOWEVER I know some of you here are probably good dancers. What is the secret?

Edit: darn we got some experts here

I don’t see the current political system lasting for that much longer. California and Oregon could merge into a new state. I can see several southern states merging into something like South Africa.

NEW Ben Garrison Cartoon- The Proud Parents of the #DemocratParty a bouncing baby totalitarian! The totalitarian Democrats are spoiled, entitled, and demanding. They need a good s panking in 2022.https://t.co/LFZcFFe1Zk pic.twitter.com/b48nFaDhrm

— Ben Garrison Cartoons GrrrGraphics.com (@CartoonsBen) August 9, 2021

There can be only one.

this van has the most intense collection of red flags per square inch in the world pic.twitter.com/Y897CNfjrq

— taber 🟣 (@cakesandcourage) August 7, 2021

What the frick. I'm not a g*mer. This is bullshit. I have never played a game before. I don't even know what a "game" is (I think it has something to do with computers or balls or something?). I don't play with my balls, I'm a good christian man. I never touch my peepee or play games in bed, I save my libido for straight missionary unprotected s*x. And my computer is completely untouched by sinful "games" (BTW, I use gentoo gnu/linux). It doesn't make sense. I dedicate 100% of my time on my prayer mat or on my sigma grindset; I don't have time for games. And yet, here we are: @G*mersAreSubhuman has blocked me.

You think this is funny? You don't even know the beggining of my fury. By god, I will lay down my wrath upon you.

First they came for the traps, and I didn't speak up, because I was not a homo. Then they came for the paedos, and I didn't speak up, because I was not a libertarian. Then they came for the g*mers, and I didn't speak up, because I was not a g*mer. Then they came for me, and no one was left to defend me.

This is literally 1984. This is the future @G*mersAreSubhuman wants. I will not give in. I will not cave to your harrasment. I will fight back. All my life I've been harrased for who I am not instead of who I am. When I was little I was picked on for being a girl, even though I knew inside I was a man. When I grew up I was picked on for using linux, when in reality linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning gnu system made useful by the gnu corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full os as defined by posix... And now this? Now i'm being socially outcast for supposedly being a g*mer.

YOUR THREATS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED ANY LONGER.

This is my ultimatum for you, @G*mersAreSubhuman: If you do not relinquish your block within 24 hours, I will be FORCED to unleash my ELITE HACKING SKILLS upon you.

I will not forgive. I will not forget. And if you don't unblock me by tuesday night, I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.

Upvotes to the left.

Edit: Thanks for the Coal, Kind Dramatard!

That means he can’t see this post so make sure to talk a lot of shit about him 😎whoever he is.

Forreal, I've been accused of many things, but being a g*mer? That was just uncalled for...

I'd copy some of my ND drama but it's already removed. Boomers and rightoids are having a meltdown because this doctor says that COVID is here to stay and the CDC is dumb, so I guess it means vaccines are bad or something.