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Proudly stolen from autodrama.

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To the shock of g*mers worldwide - known chinese spyware ends up being spyware

Surely this isn't legal.

Valorant now takes screenshots of your pc, They are actually able to screenshot groomercord chats and fullscreen any window without you knowing and uploading it to their servers.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714660026856056.webp

:#marseyjewoftheorient:

>Decide to play valorant

>All of China gets to know your groomercord chats, bank activity, goon websites and every other degenerate activity you're up to in 2-6 minute intervals of playing the game

Relevant Unknowncheats thread with more technical explanations:

https://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/anti-cheat-bypass/634974-vanguard-taking-screenshot-pc.html

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Most safe usa school :marseyeric:
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Bloomberg Economics estimates that reverse migration will likely add between one-fifth and one-third of Russia's annual economic growth.

Who left are kids with rich parents them being home or not has no real effect on economy

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New Toss - Golem edition

https://twitter.com/stone_toss/status/1786035390505259380

https://stonetoss.com/comic/come-out-ahead/

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Not even 2 weeks have passed since they got 61 billion :marseythumbsup:

Things with Taiwan nobody knows how it will end since it's an island and drones probably now can destroy the whole Chinese fleet. Amphibious attacks are now in ultra shit situation so Russian now don't even cross rivers

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146588875631757.webp

Yellow I marked in Chasiv Yar where the river goes under ground and you can see Russian attacking those places

So China should make Korea Great again

Also peak khohol IQ, wanting to get closer to China and dropping something like this

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-05-02 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Fraternity brothers pelted by anti-Israel protesters at UNC Chapel .../r/JoeRogan (2M)60%2049
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘and the Boomers in Congress/r/AdviceAnimals (10M)67%1732
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Can someone explain this to me?/r/Asmongold (311K)61%1323
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Joe Rogan Experience #2143 - Tulsi Gabbard/r/JoeRogan (2M)44%480
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Hows this arena version looking for you/r/leagueoflegends (8M)61%656
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Pi Kappa Phi made $60K (so far) off of yesterdays protests/r/UNC (23K)47%433
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Pro-Israel mob attacks student protest encampment at UCLA/r/IsraelPalestine (88K)53%486
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Why do Christians seem to not care about the hurt they cause the LG.../r/Christianity (432K)48%320
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Guy is carrying a gun in his belt at Madeira Kroger's just to visit.../r/cincinnati (143K)60%398
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Does OSRS really need Aggression potions?/r/2007scape (913K)46%246

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘Is there any organized effort to counter the anti-Jewish protests a.../r/altmpls (5K)49%160
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Pi Kappa Phi made $60K (so far) off of yesterdays protests/r/UNC (23K)47%433
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘The PSL, a fringe Marxist-Leninist group that thinks NATO started t.../r/ualbany (5K)49%87
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘To anyone thinking of boycotting commencement.. /r/Temple (23K)56%207
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘To The Students Protesting Currently /r/UBreddit (23K)54%194
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Tiny brains buy same laughable poor specs junk every year for "only.../r/applesucks (23K)57%201
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘This sub is just full of people hating on tim hortons/r/TimHortons (22K)55%131
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Pathetic. Disney is going to ruin the X Men/r/MauLer (23K)45%107
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Pro-Israel mob attacks student protest encampment at UCLA/r/IsraelPalestine (88K)53%486
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘When people think generating AI art is like some "one click wonder"./r/aiwars (35K)49%171

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramautists. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Boys only (girls go away)

Ladies, now that I have your attention: dm me

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:marseyme:
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The people of YouTube :marseykingharkinian: argue over whether dropshipping is a scam

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146578845284076.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714657885033989.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146578859996068.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714657887718984.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714657888291541.webp

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Pictured, a man oblivious to what Heck the federal govt is about to rain down on him

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146570321987617.webp

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The drunk r-slurs in the Alberta government are upset the public isn't buying their Alberta Pension Plan bs, plus them shoving Bill 20 onto Albertans.

Bill 20 creates political parties at the municipal level in Alberta, 70% of Albertans don't want that. And it also allows for the Cabinet to fire democratically elected city councillors behind closed doors, and then there's the r-slurred ban on electronic tabulators.

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Thrifted these really extreme jorts

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146569513956378.webp

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My husband said he wants to divorce because I breastfed my son: 'Now they've been in another man's mouth'

In six short days, this tale of moidal dysfunction has gone from /r/NotHowGirlsWork to Xhitter, to the NYPost (the house media organ of the angry Xiterverse) and now back to /r/2XC.

:#marseyouroboros:

What's the verdict, dramautists?

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Aella, the neurodivergent lesswrong prostitute that is now kinda Twitter famous for her r-slurred polls and for organizing an orgy for her birthday, is now in danger because some insane guy that tried to kidnap her is allegedly now out of jail lmao

https://twitter.com/aella_girl/status/1785808555695616264

Stuff from when he was originally imprisoned:

https://madison.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/madison-man-charged-in-texas-with-impersonating-fbi-agent-stalking-adult-internet-performer/article_8b70b0bc-0c8a-540d-9ef2-703995a65b86.html

Destiny subreddit has a copy of him trying to get into her house

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1ci7wus/jack_mcquestion_yes_lol_the_schizo_who_tried_to/?sort=controversial

Aella's blogpost

https://aella.substack.com/p/the-attempted-kidnapping-at-my-house

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Did a successful willpower test. I can now fast for 48 hours without food.

The bad news is that I am still a fat frick.

The good news is that I can now fast for 48 hours at a time and follow that up with still maintaining a calorie deficit in my diet.

My capabilities continue to improve.

I am assuming this puts me in the high willpower category.

For my next trick I learn to follow an organized routine every day.

Wish me luck boys.

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!goyslopenjoyers

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Y'all uppity males can't behave and get banned. At least the bear mauls you in good faith.

https://old.reddit.com/r/196/comments/1chs6bp/least_literal_ruled_redditor/?sort=controversial

r/ meme users try to understand the fear of SA challenge, impossible

but le r*pe

/r/meme user tries to understand that being in a forest with a bear is safer because i can either scare it off or play dead

I cant scare off a male feminist and if i play dead hes probably gonna r*pe me

:marseyaware:

I am a man. I would be safer alone in the woods with a bear than alone in the woods with another man.

Like, statistically.

PER CAPITA

*"risking" because not all bears are aggressive. An aggressive one would 100% manage to kill a person, but many bears are relatively shy or even friendly

as opposed to scrotes that are all bloodlusted, of course :marseyface:

This is true but that doesn't negate the idea that a bear may be less dangerous. Even grizzly bears aren't likely to attack you just because, they often hear people coming at a distance and flee. If you had antagonjsed both options, either take the man for a better chance at survival or take the bear to potentially be killed quicker if the man is unarmed.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146512321187258.webp the quick death in question

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146507546596599.webp

Another sad victim of America brain disease

!britbongs

Turns out he was a :marseybrasileiro: !macacos so everyone now gets to claim he was their preferred racial group

https://twitter.com/ryan1mcq3/status/1785640624722514328

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146507551488996.webp

https://twitter.com/MarkMcC57046578/status/1785734668882506171

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146507555985026.webp

https://twitter.com/ParkBoundary/status/1785946683630620846

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146507559233568.webp

https://twitter.com/MarkMcC57046578/status/1785734436060840054

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146507561438265.webp

It's extra stupid because the Met infamously did shoot a Brazilian in 2005 and he was innocent

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Jean_Charles_de_Menezes

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Japan has fallen
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