- HeyMoon : house edgy squirrel
- snallygaster : not a real squirrel
- oppie : This squigga nuts
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Yup that's human alright.
ORGINAL REDDIT POST
UPDATE FROM OP
[>It was quite a site to behold, actually. I've never seen a squirrel with a bone in my life, let alone seeing one climb up my vertical patio post holding one.
EDIT: there's been a lot of comments about the squirrel so here it is.
EDIT 2: okay so we called our local non-emergency line and they sent an officer over. The officer took some pictures and told us not to touch it. He's sending them to an investigation unit to verify the bone's origin. If it is human, he informed us that our property basically becomes a crime scene so that sucks, but whatever.
EDIT 3: The officer ended up taking the bone in an evidence bag. He said they'll be in touch if the bone is human. The investigations people couldn't determine enough from the pictures. That's basically the end of it for now.
EDIT 4: Our neighbours in the townhouses behind ours just informed us that there have been squirrels in their attics for the past 3 weeks (all the attics are connected). This could be a potentially creepy revelation, or just a weird coincidence. In any case I haven't heard anything more from the officer which is good news for me. I'll update if there are any revelations.](https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisthisbone/comments/1797tay/squirrel_brought_this_bone_onto_my_patio_and_it/k54nzf5?sort=controversial)
!animalposters thats a massive squirrel
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Holy shit pic.twitter.com/nBOhzxz7uN
— ZOKA (@200_zoka) June 9, 2023
We have now in one day more than 20 visual lost Bradleyβs thatβs 1/5 of their Bradleyβs gone
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- Jew : shitpost
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Based on an earlier thread
Mod on /sp/ play this and look at the marsey on 5ip of the screen
Janitor on /sp/ gets BTFO / spee outlaw
Also here is a literally who that made a video on it
Most hated Reddit Mod finally got Banned / Hero Hei
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I saw this when it came out and thought it was overrated. Watching it again as an adult I realize it's embarrassingly r-slurred:
I can't deny she was a qt.
The whole plot is explaining how Shakespeare came up with the story of "Romeo and Juliet*, but irl the story has already been told in English plays and goes back to Italy.
There's lots of weird sexual behavior, I guess because "omg lol it's olden times but people are fricking".
Gwenyth Paltrow doesn't try to sell rocks to stick in your kitty. This is implausible.
Shakespeare is portrayed as a struggling young artist disrespected by society. Irl when he was writing his plays he was older, famous, and pretty rich. He was part owner of a company that worked for the queen and a household name.
Queen Elizabeth is rude and bitchy for some reason, not someone charismatic who inspires loyalty. For some reason she watches the play in the theater with commoners instead of having the company she patronizes come to her. This despite the constant assassination plots against her.
Shakespeare is estranged from his wife, as many tards like to imagine. This is a flying saucer level conspiracy theory based entirely on his will leaving his assets to his daughter not her. But he didn't run out on his wife. He spent most of his life in Stratford with her.
But the really tarded thing that makes it laughably awful is that everyone talks like they're in a Shakespeare play. Real people didn't speak in poetry, they spoke in fricking English. It was much closer to how we talk now than the flowery stylized language used in plays. I mean ffs, how exhausting would it be to stay in iambic pentameter 24/7?
Famous Shakesperian actor Patrick Stewart's reaction.
So to sum up, it's a movie for midwits who think they're highbrow but only know Romeo and Juliet, the basic b-word Shakespeare play they know from high school.
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Start here:
'can't believe my boyfriend was jacking off in the bathroom during covid'
'no more kitty in the house meant my moid had to go online and look for it'
holy shit lmao
straggots endure this for a crumb of kitty
imagine choosing to be straight. you may as well just rope
The piece de resistance that got me here is this one:
I'm honestly depressed that I'm straight. I have no hope for men
Literally how I feel. There is no hope for men with femoids like this. Scrotes, take the gaypill.
WHY DOES MY MOID WANT TO LOOK AT NAKED PRETTY WOMEN? HE'S AN OBJECTIFIER
My personal guess?
- smolchickentenders : no timestamped marsey
- AmbyValent : /h/goblin... join us, bros
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It actually doesn't really smell like a corpse but smells more like a garbage can. Not nearly enough to make you gag or anything though. If you've ever smelled a dead large animal I would say that is much worse. This is like the lite version. I could actually smell it from like 50 yards away though which was pretty impressive.
Really cool to see/smell in person.
Here is some Lily of the Incas they had in the same building, I think they look very good. I would love to impregnate a native who had these in her hair.
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