This tale is told in 2 separate entries, the first post was first released on /r/relationships but swiftly locked by jannies, then reposted to /r/parenting and /r/relationship_advice. TLDR: Guy marries the first chick that lets him hit in college, she still rides the peepee carousel behind his back for the entire duration of their relationship, prosneeds to gaslight him after he found out.

God abandoned this cuck 1

One redditor puts it into most simple but beautiful words

Women are whores. In other news water is wet

Final update post

"For the next few weeks we barely said a word to each other; I was hoping she was thinking it over, and I expected her to eventually sit me down and explain herself. I figured she was so far deep in a lie that got out of control, she needed time to think things over.

Nope. I came home one evening to find she had committed suicide by overdosing. So I lost the love of my life, and I'll never know what mistakes she had made. I really wish I could go back in time and forget about it all. Whatever mistakes she made, I honestly wanted to work through it, and now I'm just riddled with guilt that I pressed her for an answer."#

This cuck still stayed in his shed despite knowing his wife kept fricking other men behind his back not once, or twice, but during their entire time together. This strag probably sucked more indirect peepee than tonguing a post wall twink.

The foid meanwhile:

>Frick Chad behind your r-slurred hubbies back

>collect kids from everyone except your husband for 15 years

>get caught

>refuse accountability or an explanation to your family

>keep yourself safe

But I just didnt want to leave it off here, lets look at some of the most r-slurred answers Plebbitors posted in response to this bait

"This is gross. My husband and I have slept with other people within the boundaries of our marriage but I would never imagine in a thousand years allowing another man to get me pregnant and bear his child. Nevermind four times. She's so gross. She doesn't care about you."

"Look into chimerism and DNA mutations. Chimeras have two sets of DNA and can have children that do not register as theirs on DNA tests. Also, older dad DNA can mutate."

Yeah bro you are a fricking pokemon look into it

Of course a whole lot of:

"Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy"

Nah the correct answer would have been murder-suicide but I digress.

‼️ NEWSFLASH: Yulia Navalnaya reported that due to her very busy schedule touring Europe reaping laurels of her husband's death she had not yet had time to even watch the video of Alexei's funeral. pic.twitter.com/N9OmLWP3Lz

— Olga Bazova (@OlgaBazova) March 2, 2024

Also his mom told it was his wife who pushed him to go back to Russia

He also maxxed hitting a pipe since his daughter also didn't gave a frick

In those class reunion videos you always see that foids aged worse then men yet to this day young foids think at 30 they can easily get that nerd who was in love with her when they were 16 year old or basically 120lbs ago or 1000 peepees and 10000 litre alcohol before

Well that's creepy pic.twitter.com/p3rEKaWFL7

— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) March 1, 2024

Foids will make up the craziest bullshit you've ever heard just to avoid accountability for their dating life. Who doesn't want a stupid b-word that brings nothing to the table and constantly compares you to the Ultrachad peepee carousel she rode in college.

They all told they will have s*x with him and be his gf.

Status max famous max is real

Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2882581/

If you inkwell at 40 you are just mental ill and not light but ultra severe

Multiple foids I know liked this video. Bro just buy a foid 10k necklace to hold her hand

So meet up a foid 2 weeks ago, she is mid talked with her she seemed very interested in me but because of thing, didn't hanged out with her since then but she constantly writes me and etc and today I found she has guy friends that she leads hard for monetary reasons and one guy got into her ig story, 6' ultra mayo with terrible skin that has big holes and red spots, mouth breather semi balding with thick glasses. I asked her who is this she told me “friend”

Genuinely seems like a kino life desu. Only thing I disliked about trucker life is having to stay away from family, these guys have to stay away from their kids but otherwise it seems perfect.

As I was typing this they got to a marital spat over the foid not recording a proper tiktok of mountain peaks for the moid

I guess this is what normals are like

Oh lmao he briefly abandoned her on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere mountains lmoa. Must be that personality that attracted the femoid

Lol based chinkoid

>click on user profile of woman giving bitchy response

>askwomenover30

>datingover30

>reread the profile of a normal average guy and people are telling him he's only gonna find love if he meets a third world gold digger

My favorite is the schizo woman in her 40s tearing him down on a level that carnel tilt maxxers can only dream of https://old.reddit.com/user/SoupedUpSpitfire/