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!kino. DC might've finally milked the Joker cashcow dry :marseydicklet:.

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Miami :marseyhotline: Vice: Castillo saves a family :marseymaushold: from Sledgehammer

Edward James :marseymetokur: Olmos directed this episode. Presumably somebody else helped for that scene :marseyarthoe5: where :marseydrama: he's all Splinter Cell on the bathroom ceiling. Yes that really :marseythinkorino2: is David :marseyhitlerjew: Rache from Sledgehammer.

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How the wheel of fortune board works
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Not One Less

I'm trying to cut back on on alcohol and God keeps telling about the worst things you know.

:#marseykys2:

@X @Corinthian 1990s China. What's your Christian solution to this?

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Megalopolis -the funniest movie seen in years :marseylaugh:

!kino i saw this in imax and the 20 people there just laughed at all the shitty effects and writing. The main villain is gay hitler incest trump whose bf has a black sun tattooed on his forehead. There is porno tier s*x scenes with straight up porn writing. Characters just start randomly talking in latin or in book quotes. You have to see this shit to believe it :marseyxd:

Its the atrophied delusions of a crininist matriarchal long housed liberal boomer

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It's impressive how bad the Minecraft movie is going to be

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17276460080853336.webp

One of the biggest video game IPs of all time and this is the best they can come up with.

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!kino !anime !coomers

Back when hollywood had some balls and great kino sensibilities :marseysigh:

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Weekly What are you watching thread #13

What's everyone in !kino watching lately? :marseypopcorntime:

@Aevann please pin :marseybegging:

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Mr McMahon is a new Netflix documentary series about former WWE chairman Vince McMahon. It includes interviews with his entire family and many top wrestling figures, and was mostly filmed in 2021 before any criminal charges were filed.

My thoughts:

  • Every interview is re-scoped in light of the allegations by putting creepy music in the background. It comes off as really obvious and amateurish.

  • It tries to paint him as an evil ruthless businessman because he expanded the WWF into a national product which involved disrupting the old boys network of regional wrestling federations.

  • There's a dumb outspoken dude called Tony Atlas who is just there to constantly shit on Vince even though he doesn't seem to have been that close to anything.

  • Hulk Hogan comes across really well. I assumed he'd be a barely-sentient blob by now but he's well-spoken and seems surprisingly normal.

  • It's very Netflix-y; there's a shoehorned section about how Americans hated foreigners in the 80s. Another section talks about how the wrestlers should have had a union, and another talks about how it's not OK to shit on Iraq.

  • Six episodes is too many.

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Batteground Ending

This is the 101st walking out at the end of the siege of Bastogne.

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Chad Warden Sings Peaches

I couldn't believe it. Chat Warden I remember commenting on his videos when I was like 8.

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Kino returns - YouTube

This is what awaits Palestinian lives matter supporters in heck

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https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1fr71f8/megalopolis_gets_a_d_on_cinemascore/

Every cringe thing you heard about the film is true as well. Some unfortunate theater wagie :marseymcwagie: has to ask Adam driver's character a question so that they can break the 4th wall and talk directly to the audience.

!kino.

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Hypercube 2

Titke

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Kung Fu Caine vs bullets
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Foids naturally have slop taste in movies

Notice how every movie the average foid loves is total slop?

"Omg, I love this movie, it's so romantic" - Bottomed out critic and audience scores

Almost every foid aimed movie is low rated slop, which leads me to conclude that foids have naturally shit taste in movies and can never be true kinographers.

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Apparently I'm getting too uppity!

In high school my gf's older sister thought that "uppity" meant being happy. On the other hand she could drive a car. :marseyshrug:

!christians Another gf had bone cancer. She was the sweetest girl ever and they had to progressively chop off more of her leg.

Anyway !catholics you know what I mean.

Same thing ended up happening to me later, my leg is useless. God doesn't let you give it away to someone else.

His logic is not the same as your logic.

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!kino !bookworms !ringbearers AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

What is this shit? :#marseyxd: :#marseylaugh: :#marseyemojirofl:

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European Animation

!kino !eurochads

I watched Mars Express the other day, a French animated Sci-fi film from last year and it was fantastic. Lots of cool ideas, great style and an interesting story, absolutely gets my recommendation.

I also watched the short series Crisis Jung by the same director, it was kind of like a gay French fist of the North Star, not as good as Mars Express but still a fun watch with lots of gore, dark humour and animated close-ups of arseholes

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17273886881569738.webp

I've never watched any European animations before other than some tv shows when I was kid, and The Peasants if that counts, (also really good) anyone have any good recommendations?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17273886890779672.webp

Fantastic Planet and The Triplets of Belleville are the obvious one and they're definitely next on my list but don't really have any idea other than that

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1727388688302104.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1727388689205114.webp

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