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In a bizarre incident, a woman bit off her husband’s tongue after he tried to persuade her to return to his house from her parent’s home. As per reports, the woman named Salma, along with her children, has been staying at her maternal house in Thakurganj area of UP’s Lucknow for quite sometime.

Based muzzie foid

:marseyniqab: :!marseyclapping:

I wonder how she got his tongue in her mouth though. :marseythinkorino: Only one method comes to mind, and that one is so hot. :marseynut:

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@BitwardenShill :marseydicklet: :marseydicklet:

Get ready to losse again next year commie :marseytwerkinit:

I remember in 2021 how the mood of WB was BJP govt in Bengal. We know what happened in the end. This godi media election campaign strategy is well known. Prop people up so they vote for the winners.

:marseythinkorino: What happened in all the other cases though?

Fall of Adani might kick this govt

:marseycope:

Mood of the nation said who? The dumb and dwarf Godi Media, who didn't even discussing the Adani's mega scam. He has been called biggest con of the world, imagine how that's gonna hurt India!

White massa said it so godi is le finished

:brainletcaved:

Yep people chaddis of India dont want proper health care, development and good standard of living.

:marseyseethe:

Even though price rises and unemployment were listed as major failures of the government, the Centre scored well in terms of Covid management, revocation of Article 370, and construction of the Ram temple, one of the key poll promises of the BJP. Scored well in covid management. Excuse me, WHAT???

The beauty of one of these r-slurs being dragged kicking and screaming out of their echo chamber.

:marseyhappytears:

Documentary aayi hai to nakli survey to aayega hi

NOOO an english language documentary will totally affect polls I'm very smart btw

:soyjaktalking:

They probably do the poll in a few BJP offices

Wrong they just ask me, I'm tapped into the racial consciousness so I can give them accurate answers

:marseythumbsup:

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That time it started raining AKs in an Indian backwater

Purulia is among West Bengal's most arid districts so imagine the local's surprise when one fine December night in 1995 it began to rain AK 47s and thousands of rounds of ammunition

:marseyshook:

Christmas had come a week early.

:marseysanta3:

Unfortunately the kkkops :marseyplacenofun: were too close to the scene and took the goodies all for themselves, talk about being a grinch.

:marseyannoyed: :marseycop:

Santa's little elves(A MI6 operative and five Latvian crewmen) were intercepted by an IAF jet and forced to land on their return trip, proving pagans don't deserve such nice things after all

:marseycrucified:

And also maybe they should have chosen a better flight path. They were however released from their life sentences by interventions from the central government.

:marseythinkorino:

A Dane would subsequently claim that he had organized the whole thing, at the behest of the central government, to overthrow the kkkomies in power in the state(the central government can impose direct rule if an armed insurgency were to suddenly break out :marseywink: in any state), the gifts being intended for the Ananda Marga, a spiritual organization that had been the target of persistent kkkomie persecution.

:marseymonk:

The Ananda Marga was a cult that did not shy away from making political statements and had a reputation, deserved or otherwise, for violence-allegations persisted that they had murdered members who tried to leave the organization. Communist cadre murdered their personnel at several points so it wouldn't be so odd for them to favour with interest if fate gave them the chance to do so.

:!marseycomrade: :marseybattered:

:marseycomrade: :marseykyle:

:!marseydead::!marseyexcited:

Unfortunately

:marseysob:

This did not come to pass and the kkkomies continued to rule the state for 16 more years.

>tfw you'll never get free AKs courtesy Her Majesty's government to exterminate Communist filth

:marseydeadinside2:

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The victim, who has been identified as Nitin, lives in Budhnamau village of Fatehgarh Kotwali area with his family. He has been married for 15 years and has three children. According to his mother, the couple had a dispute after their children spilled milk.

After the argument, when he asked his wife to make tea, she got angry and attacked Nitin with a knife. In the incident, Nitin got hurt in the chest and mouth and was taken to the district hospital.

Straggots when will they learn

:#marseyeyeroll2:

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Two men have reportedly been killed by knife-wielding roosters in separate cockfights in India.

To mark the three-day celebration of the Hindu Makar Sankrati festival, people gathered to hold cockfights in the Kakinada and East Godavari districts on Sunday, according to reports.

During the incident in Kakinada, Gande Suryapraksha Rao, the 43-year-old owner of one of the fighting roosters, bled to death after being slashed by his prized peepee.

Rao reportedly tied blades to his rooster before it became intimidated by the crowd. The bird then flew up and landed on Rao, causing the blades to severely slash his leg.

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Although the man was rushed to a local hospital, he was later pronounced dead.

In a separate incident in the East Godavari district, a spectator identified as K. Padmaraju also bled to death after he was slashed in the hand.

Padmaraju, who was a resident of Ananthapalli, was reportedly standing too close to a cockfight when one of the bladed roosters sliced a key nerve in his hand.

The man bled out on the way to the hospital, where he was later declared dead.

Although cockfighting is illegal under India's Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Act, it remains a common event, especially during the Sankranti celebrations.

In the banned practice, participants attach knives or blades to their roosters' legs. Meanwhile, spectators bet on which rooster will win the fight.

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In case you wanted to know what Kumari Kundam is, it has its origin in the mythos of Lemuria.

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Redditors are such genius analysts
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Nixonbros… I don’t feel too good
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:marseycry: :marseycry:
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So true

@tiptopkitkat

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:tantrum: Nooo you can't agree with his arguments he's not deepthroating Marx nooo :tantrum:

Fricking unreal how hysterical these Marxist cute twinks can act while pretending to be professionals.

:platyseethe:

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So who's right in your opinion? :marseyhmm:

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Pakis cucked by :marseyburger:(You won't believe how!)

According to the survey, published on Tuesday, some 43 per cent of the 1,000 participants viewed China as the biggest military threat followed by the US at 22 per cent and Pakistan and Russia at 13 per cent. “While the world’s two largest democracies would seem to make for natural partners, especially given their mutual mistrust of China, Indians have strategic reasons to be wary of the world’s Western superpower,” said Sonnet Frisbie and Scott Moskowitz, who oversaw the survey, reported Bloomberg.

:marseyemojirofl:

Based I hope this means we'll finally stop burgerizing.

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In a significant development, India may have already surpassed China as the world's most populous country. According to projections from the World Population Review (WPR), India’s population was 141.7 crore as of the end of 2022. That's a little more than 50 lakh more than the 141.2 crore declared by China on January 17, when there was the first fall since the 1960s, according to official announcements.

India, a country where 50 percent of the population is under 30, is anticipated to have the world's fastest-growing major economy. The milestone was supposed to be reached later this year, according to the UN. According to WPR, India's population increased to 142.3 crore people as of January 18. WPR predicts that, though India's population growth has slowed, it will still climb until at least 2050.

The most recent figure for India is 142.8 crore, according to a different estimate from the research platform Macrotrends. After postponing population surveys due to pandemic disruptions in 2021, the nation did not release its once-every-ten-year census statistics.

The largest programme of its kind in the world, free food rations are still used by around 80 crore people in India, despite the country's relatively good recovery from the pandemic and its rapid economic expansion prior to COVID-19.

The third-largest economy in Asia is currently self-sufficient in food production. In terms of rice, wheat, and sugar production, it ranks second. While being the leading importer of edible oils, it is also the largest consumer of sugar. India is the third-largest market for the purchase of crude oil, the second-largest consumer of steel and gold. In addition, it is the third-largest domestic aviation market in the world.

In his January 18 report, Bloomberg Economist Eric Zhu referred to the minor recession that China is currently experiencing as a "growth crushing headwind for a long time". According to information made public by the National Statistics Bureau, China's population decreased by 8.5 lakh in 2022 compared to the previous year.

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