If you had a jannied comment in this thread, you got one.

https://rdrama.net/post/8774/update-on-ahs-dossier-access

Not given to the dozens who at least did their best to mask their neurodivergence and instead sent a DM or joined the Groomercord to screech DOSSIER? DOSSIER? DOSSIER WHERE??

Special mention to @ENSLAVE_THE_WHITES who posted - holy shit - three separate comments in a confused bid to ruin the ruse.

There was even a link in the OP to LLM’s profile with the top thread being about his attempt to lure AHS mods here. The dossier bit was incredibly low effort bait to get them to worry when they came and looked at the site from his modmail. And you all RUINED IT.

rare photo of both horse parents being present

i am unstoppable

@Tklynch911

Before continuing with this post, I would like to assure everyone that CARP ABSOLUTELY IS not HOLDING ME AT GUNPOINT. Any concerns for my well-being are entirely unnecessary and misplaced. I am merely a humble codecel doing his humble job. I AM not UNDER DURESS.

As many of you know, the vile @idio3 recently thoughtlessly stole Carp's GVLDVN MARSEY from his flair. This not only caused more trouble than you can possibly imagine for the codecels who had to clean up the ensuing mess, but it brought our dearest and most beloved @carpathianflorist to the verge of despair and despondency.

There exist three ways flairs are changed at present. This patch modifies them for Carp in particular as follows:

• User Settings: this method remains unchanged. He can do whatever he darn well pleases with his own flair.

• Flairlock: if his deflector ever does happen to go down, flairlocks applied to Carp will disappear into the void rather than have any effect on anyone.

• Admin Tools: other admins can no longer edit Carp's flair. Yes, this makes him better than the other admins as far as the code is concerned.

Fuller minor patch notes about other, unrelated recent changes will be forthcoming in the next few days. Right now I am simply overjoyed to have been able to help Carp through his time of hardship.

Hiiiiiiiiii! Aevann had a really wonderful idea this morning after I posted that thread titled “There are more cases of monkeypox among children than women. What does this mean gaybros??” with a link to a monkeypox study.

Before we proceed, I’d like to clarify something: almost a hundred of you upvoted this thread in like an hour. The thing is, the study linked didn’t say that. The study linked had nothing to do with women and children. It was just a random study about monkeypox, I have no clue what it said. You’re reactionary morons, all of you. Some of you gloated. Some of you defended it - “maybe it’s from roughhousing, maybe it’s child superspreader events.” You’re all idiots. Not one person even clicked the thing, the title alone would have given away that it was just some completely irrelevant study. Shame on you.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Aevann had this really great idea to give our r-slurs a home without having to constantly clean it up for free and/or banish them to another platform. The deuxrama experiment was terrible and it was terribly mismanaged by the tards appointed to it. This is better.

Introducing: /h/chudrama!

Here is where you can post your chuddy bullshit. It better be funny though, or at least good slapfights. It’s not meant to be a displaced .win community. The catch is that you need 5,000 truescore to even view Chudrama. This should keep us from getting invaded by boring, unfunny qoomers and Nazis. They’ll still banned on sight. This is for established members who also like to chudpost. It is also hidden by default which brings me to the next part of this update:

(NOTE: posts in Chudrama are immune to the effects of the Chud Award)

Stealth Mode for Holes

Hole possessors can now navigate to their Hole settings page and enable Stealth Mode. What Stealth Mode does is keep the Hole’s content from appearing in the main feed to anyone not subscribed to the Hole. You can subscribe to a Hole by navigating to the Hole itself’s main page, and clicking that big ol button with the eye at the top. This applies by default to the following Holes:

• /h/Chudrama (also requires 5,000 truescore)

• /h/Braincels

• /h/Smuggies

to protect us from mean deplatforming bullies.

Stealth Holes will appear in a scary red font in the master list of Holes.

If you’d like to do CSS for Chudrama, send me a DM and I’ll go over what I’d like.

And, as a reminder, if you don’t like something that’s posted, you have many options! These include, but are by no means limited to: Scrolling down. Scrolling up. Closing your eyes. Going outside. Rethinking your life and the terrible decisions that led to you being this way. Going back to Reddit. Just dealing with it. Contrary to popular belief, you actually do not have to repeatedly cry to forum moderators to protect you!

Thanks!!!!!!

I love you.

xoxo Carp 💋

CHUDRAMA REQUIREMENT LOWERED TO 5K

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REMEMBER TO CLICK “SHOW IN MAIN FEED” ON THE H/CHUDRAMA PAGE IF YOU WANT TO SEE CHUD CONTENT

If your Hole dies from no posts in 7 days, you get this. Want a cool new badge no one else has to flex with your disposable income? Kill your Hole.

THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO PREVIOUSLY DELETED HOLES

Rejected design behind the scenes peek:

edit: as of the time of this edit, any r-slur trying to come up with some asinine excuse to be given the badge for a previously deleted hole is getting banned for 1-7 days.

Shut the frick up

If your hole wasn’t deleted after this thread was posted you do not get a badge.

at current registeration numbers, it costs 5*17183=85915 DC, 5 DC goes to every person

these are the only ppl can afford it rn:

@eleganza

@TwoLargeSnakesMating

@Wuzizname

@TariqNasheed

@John

@BrokeBackBuck

@Sylveon

@FearOfBees

@Grand_Imam_Talichad

@Detroitvelvetsmooth

@Account_109_

@The_Batsui

@respaaaaaj

@UraniumJogGER

@McCoxmaul

(((Contributor))) for when someone revokes their donation

Marsey Artisan for when someone contributes an approved Marsey

Marsey Master for when someone contributes 10 or more Marseys

if ur picture was removed pls upload it again, sry

-Unblockable users can now block people again

-Anyone can block Belial

@JoeB1den @Soren @Tax @Elohim-Erika-UH @ThousandBestLives

This was, of course, done by Aevann and I am simply posting the log

https://rdrama.net/leaderboard

Keeping up with the Joneses has come to rDrama. There’s some cool new items coming in the next few days so don’t go blowing all your dc just yet.

I miss being able to downvote poll options

https://rdrama.net/chat

forgot to post this 2 days ago

By right of conquest, this means that I’m in charge now. Send me dramacoin or there will be suffering.

suggested by @LardWasRipe

in the bottom here https://rdrama.net/settings/profile

@Wieoaka

@splap

@JohnMcafee

@Snappy

@Ducky

@Spidershill

@cirno

@death2fakecels

@Certifiedbussyoperator

@loli_esports

@blowupurtv

@KindaCrayCray

@Tax

@coof

@AltAccountOkapi

@UraniumDonGER

@TrappyIsBae

@Amogus

@Char_Aznable

@lmaoprankt

@its_over

Have you ever browsed rDrama from an X11 client connected to an X11 server running on X11 seat without a X11 pointing device installed and felt the inconvenience of having to hit TAB multiple times on your X11 keyboard to bring in focus that post button?

Fear no more! Modern Science has bring humanity a new breakthrough in shortcut technologies:

NOW YOU CAN POST YOUR COMMENT BY HITTING CTRL + ENTER FROM THE KEYBOARD ATTACHED TO YOUR X11 SEAT!

The shortcut is also compatible with other graphical servers