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use it if u wanna ghost a thread and dont want ur followers to be notified that u made it
- Iforgotmypassword : R-slurred
- oppie : Ban pizzashill
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- FunkyDuffy : Carp F. R*ped And Killed My Wife; Don't Believe His Lies
- Blackpokemon : This user sucks unwashed hobo nuts
- RabidModerate : All Carpathians Are Bastards
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I thought I posted this this morning but it looks like autocorrect went crazy and typed random sentences instead lol oops
- peepeehands : hat?
- Flak : post
- KissingerFanBoyNoCarp : Moved just in time before the threadpocalypse. Surely someone knew it was coming.
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Casino games are no longer comment-based.
https://rdrama.net/casino is now the place to gamble, and currently has Slots, Blackjack and Lottershe.
As you gamble, you can see your dramacoin and marseybux go up and down without refreshing the page.
New games will be added as time goes on.
New animations, textures, etc will also be added. I know it looks basic AF right now, but I already have some assets that will make it fresher.
All prior comment-based gambling data will be migrated by @Snakes in the next few weeks.
In a future update, each casino game will have a feed of user activity, as well as slots for leaderboard positions.
Also in that update, the badges previously showcased by carp will go live.
To those of you who really liked the social aspect of gambling, such as people gambling in threads with golden marseys, I empathize. It was a tough decision we ultimately agreed on.
NOTE: As of now, wordle is entirely unaffected and is still comment-based.
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many thanks to the creators, pls tell me if u dont have the marsey badge
also dont forget to post any future marsey u make here so I can add them https://rdrama.net/post/22479/megathread-posts-here-marseys-or-other
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Hi again, I’m here to let you know about another exciting update for all you Potterheads! Each House now has a dedicated Hole in which only its members can post, but everyone can view.
Like others, House Holes will also be automatically deleted if they have no posts for 7 days.
We’re actually going to be doing stuff with Houses in the nearish future. Geese was supposed to make the House-specific awards I came up with MONTHS AGO but after he accepted it a couple weeks ago he vanished so that’s now on the backburner, sometime after the chat upgrades, hats (lol), and optional Sorting for new accounts.
Anyway while I have your attention, since @Saint_Nicholas claims that this
was confusing and unclear, I will now walk you through adding hidden Holes to your main feed. These are /h/Chudrama (5k truescore requirement), /h/braincels and /h/smuggies.
Let’s use Chudrama as an example.
Visit /h/Chudrama. You can do that without a link by just typing https://rdrama.net/h/Chudrama. Or, you can access it from the master list of Holes: https://rdrama.net/holes
Look at this yellow-highlighted bit:
Click there.
- If done correctly, it will then change to this:
- Chudrama posts will now appear in New and Trending for you. Well done.
You can also click the lower button in the first screenshot if you’d like a notification of any and all new Chudrama threads.
p.s. Here’s a really brilliant dark surrealist take on Alice in Wonderland from 1988 Czechistan. Watched it last night and I really cannot recommend it strongly enough:
I love you.
xoxo Carp 💋
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Did someone just upgrade the server again and reduce CPU usage from 85% to 15%?
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hello
hi
good evening
sorry for the mess earlier
i just added 36 songs to the fistmas playlist with more to come as we get deeper into the rectum of december, but besides that, i've included a screenshot of our current ticket status. i believe we have all known issues included. a great many were fixed yesterday late at night and some more this morning and throughout the day. more fixes forthcoming. some issues have been downgraded due to temporary fixes, that is why mobile shop stretch is now low priority instead of urgent, please do not yell at me.
anyway here's where we are now. the usability has skyrocketed since launch and it's a million times better already. mobile is great compared to the arduous shitshow it was to begin with. if you have any bugs, please report them in the UI overhaul bug thread here. again, do not ping aevann - this is per aevann. i will continue ban awarding grinches who do.
once all the bugs are taken care of (there's some minor functionality tweak tickets as well), i'll be soliciting general feedback on the UI and we'll take a look at aggregate wants, demands, threats, needs, etc. and get this exactly how you want it to be. just need to finish the bugs first. your feedback is both welcomed and appreciated, even though on a personal level you are a disgusting, vile piece of barely-sentient detritus. you, specifically. everyone can see this thread but you know deep down that it's you i was directing this sentence at.
i love you
xoxo carp 💋
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suggested by @SaveUsUncleTed
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It doesn’t even have to be a marsey
But it SHOULD.
https://rdrama.net/h/YOURHOLENAME/settings
Also accessible from the sidebar of the Hole. For mobilechads, the sidebar is accessed via the hamburger menu. For mobilechads who have touched grass before, “hamburger menu” refers to the three horizontal lines in the top right corner of the screen.
God bless.
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for all of you zoomers who won't use anything unless it has a dark mode
aevann always has cute animal pics on his changelog posts but i'm not aevann so this is the best you're gonna get
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cc @McCoxmaul
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Good morning.
You can now upload a background FOR YOUR PROFILE without having to peepee around with css witchery. Just press that cute little “upload profile background” button on your profile and there you go
This was actually originally going to be a profile upgrade you buy in the shop, but aevann pointed out that people customizing their stuff is desirable in the first place. So now you get the originally-going-to-be-like-20k badge for FREE. This was I think the first thing I ever animated well over a year ago so it’s even more uninteresting and ghetto. Sorry. That is the Windows XP background though. Clever.
PAYPIGS can upload their own backgrounds FOR THE SITE from the SETTINGS PAGE. This was poorly explained yesterday and I am sorry.
And, finally, I’d like to point out that /h/glory was deleted after four days of inactivity instead of a week.
So you all blew 50k for nothing. Stop donating to holes. Stop posting in holes. Holes are stupid and so are you.
BLOCK HOLES SO YOU DO NOT EVEN SEE THEM, DEPRIVE HOLEPOSTERS OF THE OXYGEN OF AMPLIFICATION.
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This was, of course, done by Aevann and I am simply posting the log
https://rdrama.net/leaderboard
Keeping up with the Joneses has come to rDrama. There’s some cool new items coming in the next few days so don’t go blowing all your dc just yet.