I REPEAT

LOOTSTOCKINGS ARE LIVE

1000 DC FOR A 1500 VALUE - YOU ARE LITERALLY LOSING MONEY IF YOU DON’T BUY THEM

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gives u this cool badge (designed by our glorious fish)

Main News

Pin awards and progressive stack are back. If you really hate this for some reason, there is now an option to sort by Warm in the sort options box. This acts like sorting by Hot but makes pins not appear at the top.

Minor Patch Notes

There were like 700 commits since I last wrote one of these a few weeks ago, but this should be most of the noticeable changes. In rough order from older to more recent:

• Dropdown has a link to information on the rdrama.cc Fediverse instance.

• The abundance of megathread buttons on the sidebar were condensed into the Directory.

• Snappy comments made in the past 2wks (and ongoing) will show up in search.

• Reddit mention notifications (from Y'all Seein') are much more detailed and informative. (P.S.— you know this post chiobu just got 130+ upsorens on? If you had a Y'all Seein' Eye, you might've beat him to posting it.)

• Marsey Alphabet contains greek letters and lots of mathematical symbols. You can do real Marsey Math now!

• Search operator for searching inside holes, e.g. hole:truth wave if you want to find Carp's Jesuswave edits easily.

• Posts you Subscribe to new comments on now only notify for top-level comments. Also, you can find posts you subscribe to in a new tab on your profile.

• marseyschizochadseethecapylovepat and other pats of long emoji names actually work.

• File upload limits for Paypigs actually work the way they should on all media. Want to upload bigger videos or images? Donate link in the dropdown!

• Glowie Marseys — Like Golden Marseys but rarer.

• Emoji search autofocuses on the text box when you open it open. Just click to open it, and you can start typing!

• Fart mode now has Hunter Biden's fart as a possible sound.

• Simps/Haters/Simps-For/Hates have a "Total" line summing all the rows (including one's self-votes).

• Trying to leave a page while having unsubmitted text in a comment box will prompt you before leaving and losing your work.

• Right side of header bar on desktop is laid out more sanely (and the dropdown menu shouldn't clip off the side of the page sometimes).

• Replies in chat now have less clunky-looking block quotes.

• Ranking algorithm: no more boosts to effortposts. Hot Rank ∝ (votes + 0.2 × comments)(age)⁻¹·²³

The loading image placeholder is much prettier (and rather mesmerizing):

Users who have received the Checkmark award now get a badge for it, like most other expensive awards:

Numbered lists now properly appear with the number inline, rather than on a separate line:

1. Dude

2. Bussy

3. Lmao (sneed)

Also a ton of other minor fixes you'll probably never notice (and that's a good thing—better than noticing something broken). Lots of ongoing, long-overdue code cleanup in the backend too. For one small example: polls aren't a ghetto system where you're technically upvoting a hidden comment anymore.

I've got about a week of Marseys backlog I'll get to soon. Not gonna let 'em pile up like a certain (((🐟))) did.

To play, enter "!wordle". Afterward, you will see a textbox and a funny little button with "GUESS" written on it.

You have 6 tries to guess the correct word.

After each guess, you get feedback for letters that are in the word and/or in the word and in the right space:

🟩 - correct letter and position

🟨 - correct letter, incorrect position

🟥 - incorrect letter

No reward so far. Have fun!

• Commission has been increased from 5% to 10%.

• The base hat price is now 500dc instead of 1000dc.

• Hat leaderboards now exist on the leaderboard page. Pump those numbers up losers.

• @hbtz of blackjackbot scam fame dramatically improved ordering speed in the hat shop . Thank you bb.

• Removed hats that did not use the template. No refunds will be given for these.

As a reminder, there are badges for hat collecting. Here they are.

If your Hole dies from no posts in 7 days, you get this. Want a cool new badge no one else has to flex with your disposable income? Kill your Hole.

THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO PREVIOUSLY DELETED HOLES

Rejected design behind the scenes peek:

edit: as of the time of this edit, any r-slur trying to come up with some asinine excuse to be given the badge for a previously deleted hole is getting banned for 1-7 days.

Shut the frick up

If your hole wasn’t deleted after this thread was posted you do not get a badge.

Hi! Happy Friday! I have three-day weekends in perpetuity, so Fridays are like my Saturday morning basically. I hope you're having fun at work though.

A few quick things -

i) You may have received a notification about an Alpha or Beta badge. Everyone who registered before July 4th (the day the motherland was hit with Incredibly Serious Sanctions) has been given the Alpha User badge. July 4th to some date in August has the Beta badge. If you joined after that, you don't get SHIT.

ii) We're nearing what is unironically the most wonderful time of the year, so it's time to make some Christmas (or Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa, or New Years, or...happy wintry I guess) Marseys You have until 12/25 at 23:59:59 to get these in. Go ahead and make a thread with your work as always if you want, but be sure to also post it in the megathread and @ me so I can give you the badge.

In keeping with the shitty pixelart Halloween Marsey Artist badge, this is the design -

Thanksgiving is too negligible to warrant a specific Marsey Artist badge, but if you make any Thanksgiving-themed Marseys, do the same (remember to post in the megathread and ping me) and I'll at least toss some awards your way.

iii) A LOT of very big and exciting updates are coming in the near future.

iv) Added the Sigma User badge.

in the bottom here https://rdrama.net/settings/profile

@Wieoaka

@splap

@JohnMcafee

@Snappy

@Ducky

@Spidershill

@cirno

@death2fakecels

@Certifiedbussyoperator

@loli_esports

@blowupurtv

@KindaCrayCray

@Tax

@coof

@AltAccountOkapi

@UraniumDonGER

@TrappyIsBae

@Amogus

@Char_Aznable

@lmaoprankt

@its_over

Rebounds any negative awards you receive (pizzashill, bird site, marsey, ban/grass, flairlock, etc.) back at the sender. Protects you for 10 hours, rebound is the full length. Stealth award - does not show as an active effect, so you can bait people in. Costs 7000dc.

Sorry, I meant to post this an hour ago but I got distracted by larping like I was under the effect of multiple adverse awards oops. I’m just quirky like that I guess haha 🤪

Except only janitors can flair posts. Users will not be able to flair posts. Paypigs will not be able to flair posts. You cannot sort by flair. You cannot filter by flair. You cannot omit by flair. This will never change.

Flairs in the traditional sense are FRICKING STUPID and hamstring future growth into the Hole-model if users can use them, or if they’re searchable, or filterable, or any such thing. They will regress us into the Reddit-derivative domain. This will not happen.

I did not even want to make this announcement because stupid people will ask for these stupid things, but they would anyway once they started to notice catty flairs from the cleaning crew. So I am getting ahead of the curve.

Now that you’ve been warned: If you request sort/search/filter/user-selected post flairs I will ban you.

what do they mean

who knows

theyre pretty colors though

idea by @idio3

Old value: 2000
New value: 2500
That is the equivalent of 500 upvotes - an absolutely staggering 25% increase, for no extra cost. This has been applied retroactively as well.

My charity knows no limits. Be carplike in your giving. You have permission to tithe again; 10% is customary, though breaking with tradition in big, bold ways is a tried and true method of achieving greatness.

requested by @DaddyReagan

many thanks to @geese_suck for doing the hard work

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

You would be shocked and appalled or maybe completely unsurprised by how many messages we get asking how to create a thread. So we’ve removed the quill icon. There is now a GIANT BUTT BUTTON at the top of the page.

I am posting a changelog entry for it because with how many people the quill stumped, I worry that the absence of quill will confound just as many of you creatures.

It’s the big button. That’s how you create a thread.

Thank you.

u can see it here https://rdrama.net/post/81313/test-test-test-test-test-test

suggested by @YourMom here https://rdrama.net/post/18459/marseycapywalking-megathread-for-bugs-and-suggestions/2196023?context=8#context

and voted on here https://rdrama.net/post/79285/-/2199030?context=8#context

Easy access in the emergency panel along with similarly important features (see image)

Disabling Fartmode for now

Thank you for participating 🙏🏽

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WHINY CUTE TWINKS AAAAHHHHHHH