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sry if it sucks

thanks u to the creators (tell me if u dont have the badge )

first iteration of this thread was yalled while revisions were made to buff the femboy and furry awards sry

THANK YOU AEVANN FOR STAYING UP UNTIL 6AM DOING THESE

Each House now has an award that only its members can buy. 2 more for each House will be rolling out in the near future with even more in the future possibly.

House Furry gets the OwOify Award uwu

House Femboy gets the Marsify Award

House Racist gets the Early Life Award ✡️

And House Vampire gets the Bite Award 🧛🏿‍♂️

House Founders get a 25% discount on their House-specific awards. So you have extra incentive to stick with your original House if you’re an OG.

Upcoming House awards include exciting things like RACE WAR and SEXY VAMPIRE and CUMSHOT.

Have a great weekend Potterheads 💜

Did someone just upgrade the server again and reduce CPU usage from 85% to 15%?

>be schizocel

>add automatic schizoupsoren on all stupidhole posts

>also add automatic schizodownsoren on all Sorenposts

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True story

requested by @GeorgeSoros

Join !badgemaxxers for announcements of new badge opportunities and contests.

Pinging !badgemaxxers as a non-carp will result in expulsion from the group.

Aevann is busy with finals and I have full server access

House Furry reigns supreme

or it didn’t work

We’ll see I suppose

Still 140 characters short of the pizza award requirement

Lalalalala

67 to go

Anus

Butthole

Rectum

Sphincter

Cornhole

Pucker

Oh and butthole.

Awards will CARRY OVER to next year by the way. They WILL NOT be refunded.

Buy lootboxes though. Get those lootbox badges and spender badges and lootbox badge discounts and spender badge discounts.

If you buy enough of them I might even make more lootbox badges with even further discounts.

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requested by @DaddyReagan

many thanks to @geese_suck for doing the hard work

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

i am unstoppable

After the recent Night of Kristallmopt, many of the disgraced former-mopcels were begging for one particular jannie-only feature back: getting notifications when people talk about us on reddit. Rather than put in some special exceptions for the power-user clique, we decided to make this feature available to everyone via the shop. And we already had the perfect badge to use for it:

For 10 000 DC or MBux—the same price as the All-Seeing Eye—you too can receive our Reddit Mentions Notifications straight to your rDrama inbox, so when plebbitors are shit-talking Marsey, you can jump right in to generate seethe. Plus, you get the fabulous badge shown above, made by @McCoxmaul.

Minor Patch Notes

From past week and a half (oldest to most recent):

• Patting flipped emoji should now work right (h/t @float-trip). Also, disabling 'Animations' in your user settings won't break patting anymore.

• Themes & readability: the Lottershe font colors were made readable for all theme choices; dramblr on mobile had the background color fixed for higher contrast.

• By adding a navigation icon for Transfers (log of DC/MBux transfers) to the sidebar, there should no longer be any pages lacking a link to them somewhere.

• 1 Reports → 1 Report

• Modals (like when you click on images to embiggen) no longer have a blurred backdrop. It was very pretty, but we got a lot of performance complaints. If you want it back, add .modal-backdrop.show { backdrop-filter: blur(16px) contrast(1.2); } to your Custom CSS.

• Slur replacer was made significantly faster (h/t @everyone). Enough so that people with it enabled should've noticed pages loading faster. Fun fact: slur replacer prior to the change was approximately 20% of our total server load.

• Lottershe: Chapose won the big jackpot last time, so instead of giving him royalties anymore, more of your ticket price goes straight into the pot! Also, notifications now tell the losers who won. Three days 'til the next drawing.

Coming Soon

• The Checkmark award will soon have a badge to go with it.

• The Fish relinquished control over the Marseys thread backlog. There's about 150 that still need to be added. Now you get to bitch at me instead of him until I add them. I can automate most of it, but if someone who is familiar with our Marsey tagging style would be willing to redo the tags for most of these, DM me. I have a spreadsheet I can send you of what needs re-tagging, and there would be some MBux in it for you.

• General rate of new features will be decreasing in the coming weeks. We have a pile of bugs that need fixing, and we're working on redoing parts of the code to improve performance and maintainability going forward.

• ETA 15:50 UTC: @idio3 just purged over a hundred sidebar images for being 'shitty memes'. He wants everyone to know how disappointed he is in their taste, and going forward the sidebar standards will be somewhat pickier.

if you wanna move your post to a hole, just report your post with the name of the hole, like this

if you wanna move your post from a hole to the main feed, report it like this

Costs 4k marseybux and grants one month of paypig status and 2500 marseybux to the recipient. Cannot be used on yourself

Using it at least once grants you this badge made by @chiobu :

Gave the Benefactor award to someone

suggested by @Greu

u can change back to "dark" here https://rdrama.net/settings/profile

many thanks to the creators, pls tell me if u dont have the marsey badge

also dont forget to post any future marsey u make here so I can add them https://rdrama.net/post/16583/marsey-megathread-post-marseys-that-arent

I have never made a commit that wasnt broken in some way and since I havent figured out whats broken in this one please do the needful and tell me

1 platy:

10 platys:

@lucy made them not me

In our continued efforts to trim the unsightly fat created by the short-lived Nu-Ruqqus experiment, we have culled some more Holes. Owners have been compensated 3500 dramacoin for their loss. You’ll notice that this is 1500 less than the 5000 that was offered for a voluntary surrender a few weeks ago. You should have listened.

A list of shuttered Holes (no activity in a week+) follows. An asterisk (*) indicates that it was manually spared by special request. This time.

2balkan4you
2middleeast4you
art
blacklivesmatter
carpathianflorist
cats
cbt
chapotraphouse*
food
forumweapons
funny
gaming
gardening
gayporn*
geopolitics
goldenmarsey*
lgbt*
mapporn
milliondollarextreme*
nature
neoliberal*
nopeepee
platypus*
redpandas
stupidpol
thinspo*
vampire*
vtubers
worldnews
(28 rows)

If you own a Hole and would like to trade it in for 4000dc, let me know in this thread. This sort of generosity is fleeting. If you own a Hole and do not want dc, but want the Hole to continue to exist, I would suggest starting to use it. Manual review will precede the next round of purging and zero-engagement spam will not cut it.