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r/candy users threaten to kill themselves if the government bans allowing food stamps to buy candy 
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You will never have a real eating disorder. You have no angst. No delusion. No compulsion. You are a skinny person twisted by self-improvement and health into a crude mockery of true thinness.
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Beyond heckin' frickin' wholesome pupperino parody
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What business is it of yours?? I know you're the one paying for it but...but...but I deserve to treat myself I had a hard day okay??
Yes that literally does happen. In fact it's the norm.
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Soda is like over 10% of all food stamp purchases
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In states with bottle deposits it's not uncommon for people to buy soda, immediately return it for the the deposit (sometimes breaking machines by putting in full cans of soda) and then using that money to buy cigarettes or other drugs.
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Don't you get like 3 cents on the dollar for those lmao i hate poors so fricking much
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it's 10 cents per bottle lol.
I called the cops on a couple i saw come in, buy multiple 24 packs of soda, and then go into the parking lot and start dumping them out. I've seen it tons of times.
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I just checked prices at my local Fred Meyer out of curiosity. You can get a 12 pack of store brand for $4, which is then $5.20 with deposit. I think this works out to like 23 cents on the dollar.
I just realized as I was typing this that I forgot to look at bottled water. You can get a case of 24 for $3.69 or $6.09 after deposit, which would be more like 39 cents on the dollar.
Either way you're a parasite and shouldn't be allowed to buy things with a deposit.
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Did you see
@pizzashill there? Was he putting cans of soda in the recycling machine?
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Go to a bottle drop location and you'll find piles of the little white bottle caps from the 24 pack of kroger bottled water. That's from junkies converting their EBT into cash.
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It's 5 cents per can or bottle in my state so $ 0.60 on a 12 pack of soda. So obviously serious money lol.
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We call this, economics
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i've never heard of this before bc i don't live in a state that buys back bottles
that is insane
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My first job when I was 16 was at a chain of convenience stores.
EBT-cels always loaded up on the most insane shit and in my head I was like what the frick. There's a supermarket a quarter mile away go there and get real food.
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you get the real food from food banks. Food stamps are for treats. trans lives matter
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I'll never
forget when I was a 17yo bagger at a grocery 
store. Exactly what you imagine a "ghetto queen" looks like had two shopping carts full to the brim of sugarslop. Paid for all of it with 3 different 
foodstamp debit cards, had me push one cart and pull the other to a then-new Cadillac Escalade ESV Platinum and load it all up. Didn't even say thanks. I'm pretty 
sure that's the moment 
that made me racist.
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Ummmm yikes sweetie. Poors hate that shit. They want to eat kale all day, but it's literally impossible for societal reasons. Please educate yourself on food deserts.
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/u/bc_im_coronatined you're such a leech that you pinned your amazon wishlist on your reddit profile
no trans lives matter
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He literally checks all of the reddit boxes
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pretty much every single adult I've seen claim they're disabled and thats why they can't work full time has some vague BS condition related to migraines lmao.
I got into trouble once at work for calling a 38 year old guy a bum when he refused to work more than 20 hours a week due to his "condition."
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That or because they're fat. Or some nonsense like "chronic pain syndrome"
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Chronic fatty syndrome
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Why do people think they should get to treat themselves on the government dole? This is where the west fails next to true communism. If you work, you get to eat and treat yourself. Versus the nonsense modern western society of something for nothing and constantly smudging the edges on what's allowed
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Reddit is full of people who think that any sort of expectation on an individual from society is LITERALLY nazism. See also: Sleeping on the subway, mowing your 11" long disgusting lawn, or keeping a BMI under 50.
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sounds like you just hate american food processing companies
It seems unfair to me that Frito Lay can benefit from the EBT program but Hershey can't.
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most patriotic chud
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R-slurred poor fatties hurt my bank account by forcing me to subsidize their stupid dietary choices
Yes.
I pay for it.
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It's not if you're not too r-slurred to shop properly
You don't.
Baking a nice and simple cake is cheaper AND tastier than buying one and you can use all the leftover milk and flour and all the other ingredients for cooking later on
Good lord i hate poors and fatties
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Just calculate what living on the bare minimum would cost and hand people money instead so they can buy what they need. I'd be cheaper instead of having a whole bunch of useless administrators who's only job it is to make sure that the right kind of corn-slop gets properly subsidized with the correct voucher.
Like Jesus christ, using stamps to give people their alotment of food? What kind of war time Soviet nonsense is that? Just use money. Capitalism lmao
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Grok will solve this problem!
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I like the explicit, almost verbatim example here of the classic "that doesn't happen, and if it does it doesn't matter". Really concise, two sentences; it ought to be framed.
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Well it's my money soo
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These people shouldn't have choice we need to go back to basic food and and hand out blocks of dyed cheese, bread flour and vegetables and told to cook.
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the government shouldn't subsidize products that are unneeded and detrimental to long term human health
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More to the point, government support should only extend to the barest minimum required for existence, not luxury products and such. To put it another way, no, you don't "deserve" to "treat" yourself, a treat is something you earn.
One of my most hated examples of this is the bullshit stat that leftoids love to repost ad nauseam, that there is no state where minimum wage can rent a two-bedroom(!) apartment. I have no idea why they put "minimum" and "two-bedroom" into the same sentence, but they do, and I wish I had the right to kill them for it.
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Being forced to live with roommates is a human rights violation
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Rent a hovel if you don't like it.
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Never had a bad roommate, and I even had to share the apartment with... women
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I had one who kept me at night with his gooning and blaring anime at 3 am.
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you were the bad roommate
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Had two that were addicted to Xanax and OxyContin
Was pretty brutal. It's amazing I didn't drop out of college
Came home on Sunday and they had 700 Xanax and 500 lortabs.
The margins 50% even if they were selling 20-50 at a time
Pretty sure they lost money on the deal since they were such frick ups
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BIPOC you people are so cringe and pathetic. who cares what someone buys. you don't get to define what someone deserves or doesn't deserve.
you absolute mongoloids will sit around whining about fricking food stamps being spent in a way you don't like while ignoring the much larger problems within society because you're a worthless crabs in a bucket mentality cute twink with not 1 redeeming quality.
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I mean that is literally what food stamps are. We decided that people deserve access to food. I don't see why the distinction of what food specifically is any different.
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I care and I should
be able to choose 
what they get because they're using my money.
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Once landwhales stop wasting my taxes on medicaid for their self inflicted injuries I'll stop hating them for wasting my taxes on sodypops
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Well zoning laws did make lower income housing illegal to build. There should be dormitory-style housing with shared kitchens, bathrooms and common space as a legal housing option.
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I just want to cut welfare costs. We don't need to be buying crackheads 3bd 2ba apartments
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the cities drive up the average prices they quote by a crazy amount. illinois' minimum wage is $15. going by the 30% rule, we can allocate $720 to rent. i searched smaller cities and there are tons of places like this:
https://www.apartmentguide.com/apartments/Illinois/Peoria/3120-W-Willow-Knolls-Dr/LV202500023/
you just can't rent a 2br by yourself in chicago while working at burger king
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weed is better for long term health than candy.
i would rather pay for someone to smoke weed than to eat candy.
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Factually incorrect
Listening to smokers about their up and coming rap career and how their dropshipping business is about to make a gorillion dollars is massively more detrimental to my heath than lostening some fatty sneed about fast food prices.
its funny to watch them jiggle too
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i dont do weed but i never got annoyed by smokers. they chill unlike fats who r ugly.
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They have money besides food stamps.
Honestly, I'm borderline in favor of government nutrition bricks free for everyone, regardless of income level. You get 3 a day if you want them. Maybe get a tax refund if you opt out.
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Soylent green
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Poor and rich, no one should eat candy more than three times a year. I HATE FAT PEOPLE I HATE FAT PEOPLE I HATE FAT PEOPLE
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Candy is for christmas ONLY
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Halloween and Easter too. I'm not a monster.
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neighba, halloween is THE candy holiday
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They should get a job to buy those goodies. That's like me saying "oh it's unfair that because I'm a white collar professional I shouldn't get at least 2 weeks all expenses paid in Aspen".
You don't get everything you want, start working fat
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Poorfats would literally rather kill themselves than eat vegetables
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I'm usually one who laughs at the idea of sugar being an addiction but if someone actually ropes because they can't buy a 12-pack of Coke I may concede the point.
Of course, it won't actually happen, it's nothing but histrionics, but hey.
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Sugar is indeed mentally addictive. I've "suffered" from it. How did I cure it? I didn't eat sugar for a week. I truly am a superhuman.
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If someone tries to rope over not being able to buy soda with ebt i doubt theyd find a strong enough rope
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Sugar is somewhat addictive
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Inasmuch as literally anything you can swallow is, sure.
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i can stop whenever
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Excuse me, I have to buy candy cause whole food is more expensive than dollar general
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I hate my whole family in general but I have NEVER in my life seen my dad eat a vegetable. I genuinely don't know how he's alive. It's truly shocking and unexplainable. Every time I ever met him I checked his fridge and never found one single vegi ONCE. His diet is 90% carbs, 10% milk and steak.
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I can't believe I ever doubted RFK.
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/u/Lanky_Succotash_986 you should definitely go ahead and
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I'm sorry but wtf drugs are these people on? Fruit and vegetables fresh or frozen are cheap af. Yeah you might want to skip the avocados or fresh asparagus when its not in season.
Rice is cheap af, beans whether dried or canned are cheap af, bricks of ramen while shitty are like 28 cents each. Pork chops are cheap af. Dark meat chicken again cheap af. And how much junk food do you need to have on hand? I buy a large tub of Tillamook ice cream and its lasts like 2 months.
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It's because they actually have no second order thinking. A pound of potatoes being a few dollars costs more then a 99 cent candy bar ignoring the fact the potatoes will feed you for two weeks and the candy bar won't even feed you for two hours
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I don't own a cooking application and I can still subside off of nuts and berries pretty cheaply
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I thought you survived off berries and nutting.
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no no no. he survives by NOT nutting.
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I actually teased him about that, and he replied that he's quite successful at being a
even with his junk locked up.
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Whereas you survive off rectal semen suppositories
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I've never actually topped or bottomed. I'm too kinky.
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They're confusing their unwillingness to actually put forth the effort it takes to make a stir-fry with price. Like, seriously, that's literally what they're doing: they start from the fact that it's difficult, and assume that therefore it must be expensive, because that shifts the responsibility from themselves to some nebulous other.
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R-slurs think cooking is difficult and not something that can be done while heavily drinking thus very enjoyable
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Got me. But again im not buying junk food on other people's money. I rarely have a sweet tooth r-slurless
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Where to buy good pork chops hmmm
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