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Infamous rdrama scrote sirpingsalot openly fantasizes about murdering children

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16871240213512464.webp

This is all triggered by the fact that his wife cheated on him and left him for a HVM

!moidmoment be careful with crazy yt men like sirscrotesalot queens, they'll have a mayomoment like that other dad I posted about

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sirpingsalot lore

  • ex-wife was "insanely hot," turned into obese narcissist :marseychonkerfoid:

  • wife only got fat after they married, somehow cheated on him for years without him knowing (very sneaky)

  • wife spied on him through the tv :marseytinfoil2:

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Tried to give him AIDS too IIRC


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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don’t forget she apparently poisoned his food and secretly intentionally overdosed(??? what does this mean) him on psychedelic mushrooms. whenever he says something that seems sane i always remember he said this too.

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"they're secretly poisoning me" is literally THE most common schizo delusion lol

jewish lives matter

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:ma#rseydarkxd:

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Must have been a wife (male)

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Occams razor - what is more likely why they divorced:

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For some fricking bizarre reason I actually believe most of his story, he just has the righteous anger about him that screams "I've been fricked over and I'm mad as heck"

As a professional sexist I tend to give the male in the relationship the benefit of the doubt so I'll probably just go with his woman being at fault.

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I think he believes what he's saying, but he probably shares some of the blame and is too un-selfaware to realise it.


Part of the fiscally-left, socially-right movement. Join today! :marseyexcited:

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Yea based off his comments this is pretty much in line for him. And the reason I dont think this is a facade is his substack long posting is too much to be a bit.

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Like most I'm sure he puts on some comedic exaggeration but he's so consistently committed to the bit for such a long time and in so many places that it'd be impressive if it was truly an act.

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I'm sure he's convinced everybody has intentionally fricked him over and is mad about it but if you read his textposts for a while it becomes rather obvious that he is the source of most of his problems both imagined and real.

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He's a nutcase for still being a straggot, you would think that having s*x with a foid would cure him of that delusion. He must have been taking bottles of Viagra to stay hard while inside a biofoid.

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It was honestly really challenging to have s*x sometimes because of how fat she became. To be honest a couple of times I couldn't get it up because her obesity was nauseating. She yelled at me for it and I pretended that it was just that "the mood was off" in order to pacify her temper tantrum

:#marseydeadinside::!#marseychonkerfoid:

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I believe this

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Lawls being a sirpingsalot stan is the rdrama lore I always wanted. This isn't definitive proof, but it’s more than enough to be the basis of my next 30,000 word fanfic.

Also, every time i think "I've got some free time to watch a movie" my next thought is "i wonder if the LawlsCut is out yet". Just want you to know I'm out here thinking about your movie on like a twice a month basis.

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Are you retarded?

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Maybe. Gonna get a 40 after im done pooping and get slighrly more r-slurred in a minute.

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Please look at his name again. Closely this time.

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@sirpingsalot

I am too lazy to find the blog post again, can you please explain what it is your ex did with the TV?

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https://questioner.substack.com/p/divorce

As you may know from my earlier articles, I’ve always had an interest in memetics - the study of how ideas spread. I used this principle both to influence the 2016 election and to later on establish the Q-anon religion online. If I were being spied upon illegally, then I could easily test that hypothesis by creating a meme in private and seeing if it spread. I said out loud, in front of my television set “If you believe in my cause, wear monochromatic colors with a splash of red. If you think I’m sexy, add a little blue and purple to it.” I did this in front of the TV because I had always noticed that Kathryn behaved very differently in front of our TV. If my wife was illegally recording me, then the TV was almost surely what she was using to do it.

And the meme spread. I didn’t know how, but somebody was definitely watching me. I started to become very paranoid. Even when I masturbated, I would cover anything electronic to ensure that I was not being spied upon. Over time, I became a paranoid wreck.

At first, I thought it was the government spying on me and trying to frame me for something illegal in response to my Q-anon activities. Kathryn fed this delusion, starting conversations with me frequently about pedophilia and s*x abuse. I knew that one common tactic the government likes to use to get rid of people who disrupt their narrative (like Julian Assange) is fake allegations of s*x abuse, since people tend to be very emotional and react to the seriousness of the allegations rather than the likelihood that the allegations are true. It became increasingly clear to me that somebody was trying to set me up for something, possibly with my wife’s willing collaboration.

I decided to retaliate. I’ve always been an extremely aggressive person, and if my rights were being violated, I had a perfect justification to strike back. If I were being recorded in the privacy of my own home against my will, then I was effectively a slave and any actions I took to free myself were justified. I decided to spread a few memes that would effectively destroy society, using the principle of the infohazard. The more people were watching me, the more effective my infohazards would be at causing mass destruction, because infohazards work more efficiently when more people are watching you. I also delegated power of attorney over my IP to Taylor Swift, since getting a celebrity of that magnitude involved would cause the infohazards to spread farther and become much more potent and dangerous. Destroying society just because my privacy rights were violated might seem a little hostile, but I’m a firm believer in personal boundaries, as well as punishing people for overstepping your boundaries. If one person violates your human rights, it’s OK to harm them. If ten people violate your human rights, it’s OK to harm all of them. If an entire society violates your human rights, it’s OK to exterminate that entire society - provided you are smart enough to do so, of course. Your human rights are non-negotiable, and anybody who violates them should be made into a horrific example so that others can learn from their mistakes.

“If I had an emotional affair - but it wasn’t physical - would you be upset?” Kathryn said to me one day. “No,” I told her honestly. But at this point, my suspicions were extremely high. When Kathryn suggested I get the Covid vax early - even though I didn’t qualify since I had no immune disorders - I pointed this out to her. “How can I be eligible for the vax even though I have no immune disorders? You have to be elderly or in an at-risk group in order to qualify.” “Your immunotherapy counts as an immune disorder,” Kathryn said. That seemed like a lot of bullshit to me, considering that my immunotherapy is to treat chronic pollen allergies. I looked on my google calendar and noticed that my calendar appointments for “immunotherapy” had been replaced by “immunology.” The only person who had access to my calendar was Kathryn. When she mentioned talking to a former friend of hers who was in some sort of s*x cult with people who were HIV-positive, all my instincts for danger went on high alert. Was my wife HIV-positive? Was she deliberately trying to infect me with a dangerous disease while recording me so that people on the internet could laugh at my exploitation? Everything started to make sense, including her insistence on having s*x without a condom (a demand that I never gave in to, thankfully). I looked through my wife’s phone and saw a sexual message to one of her former roommates, Akin. My wife had told me that Akin lived in California and so I didn’t need to feel threatened by her frequent conversations with him, but how did I know that? How could I trust anything that my wife told me? For all I knew, Akin might live right around the corner.

To make a long story short, I demanded a divorce. It was clear to me that in the best-case scenario, my wife intended to cheat on me (if she had not done so already). In the worst-case scenario, my wife was deliberately trying to infect me with a deadly disease without my knowledge. And I already knew that somebody was recording me, and my wife was trying to gaslamp me about it. I had been coasting in this relationship for far too long, letting the red flags and danger signs add up. It was clearly bad for me, and I needed to move on. I demanded a divorce, and then went out and got tested for STDs. My tests came back negative. I was safe.


Obviously, I’m not going to go hunting through sketchy prostitution websites to verify whether or not my ex-wife is a hooker. The fact that I don’t trust her is more than enough justification to get the divorce. And I support the rights of s*x-workers, so I don’t feel like whore-shaming - if my ex-wife wants to degrade herself and get an STD, that’s entirely her prerogative. Now that I’m out of the relationship, my wife is free to whore around and pick up all the sexually transmitted diseases that she wants. My problem is that she tried to spread her problems to me by lying and gaslamping me while violating my privacy, and that’s the kind of thing that only a narcissistic sociopath would do. And I also know somebody was recording me without my permission, because otherwise my memes (both destructive and otherwise) wouldn’t have spread so successfully. Personally, I’m just happy that I managed to get out of that situation with my health and sanity intact. However, now that I’m aware that there’s probably video recordings of me floating around the internet - edited to make me look dumb and evil, of course - I would appreciate if anybody who happens to find those videos could bring them to my attention and send me a link so that I can take the appropriate legal action against whomever is responsible. Be on the lookout for videos of a man and a woman talking (I’m a bald white man with a black and white beard), but the man seems to be unaware of the videocamera (which is probably concealed in a TV or a phone). Thanks in advance for your help. In the meanwhile, I’m looking forwards to getting divorced and then having a stiff drink to celebrate getting out of this horrific trainwreck of a marriage with both my health and my sanity fully intact. It’s embarrassing to go public with this, but I’m hoping that by doing so, I can raise awareness of how abusive relationships are not just a problem that impacts women. Men can frequently be trapped in abusive situations as well, and our society’s unfair laws currently treat women exclusively as innocent victims of abuse when they are just as frequently the evil perpetrators.

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Why do schizos have to longpost? Just write "I'm insane".

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How do we not have a schizophrenic Marsey typing at a keyboard yet?

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Schizo moment

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Oh shit, I didn’t know about this lore :marseyhelp:

@UpmarseyIfYouCope I think you’re right, he’s probably :marseyschizoshaking:

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He has since come to the conclusion that his ex also hid cameras around their place while they were still together and was spying on him.

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Have you heard about the guy he as a good Samaritan decided to house whom he eventually hired a PI to investigate while convinced he was out to get him?

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Im starting to think dude might give Ritalin a run for their money :marseywtf:

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One of them used to have me in the comments section telling him all the parts that are classic unironic paranoid delusions caused by untreated schizophrenia, but i think he deleted them.

Still an unironically good blog that ive read from time to time.

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Yeah he's a good writer

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:#marseyschizowall:

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What the heck? :marseyconfusedboner::marseyconfused:

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No

:#marseygigachad:

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Based. I am going to assume it was rational and not schizo as schizos always want to tell people about their persecution

@arsey you should feel ashamed for harassing this man

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I love the little community we have here. It’s a place where everyone knows your name :marseyfluffy:

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ex-wife was "insanely hot,"

totally believable!

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The most implausible part of the story is that he pulls smokers.

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Every extremely neurodivergent long-poster on rdramathe internet:

>Actually, I'm practically drowning in kitty

Women can't resist a good spergout, it's true.

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Also an electrician said his bathroom fan was transmitting data


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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We should invite his ex here

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Honestly though, she needs to be an /h/femaledatingstrategy janny :tayadmire:

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That's assuming she isn't sewn into his mattress, or inside his driveway's concrete.

Very, very big if.

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Probably has a restraining order


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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Those screenshots contain the longest most coherent sentences I've ever seen Greu write.

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Clearly, they’re doctored.

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@Greu is gem

:marseygem:

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I thought @Greu was a bot?

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It’s possible. I heard Tonberry was running it.

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I’m sorry, your posting style just reminded me of bbbb, argumentative and liberal., so I just assumed. It’s good to break up the circlejerks tho without diversity of thought this place would get boring quick.

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What an ignorant, stupid thing to think. @bbbblack is nothing like me, I’m argumentative and liberal. You better watch how you talk to bots, because they have feelings too.

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The bot part gives this away as human authored, because @bbbblack has no context outside the thing she is replying to. Good attempt though.

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@ Carp, there needs to be a badge for botmaxxers :marseyxd:

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If you haven't picked up on Greu intentionally being a rdrama contrarian to counteract the circle jerk you must be deeply neurodivergent.

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@Greu is a honest to goodness real person

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No one knows for certain. I think sometimes it's a bot and sometimes it's a real foid. Could also be a real foid at all times since that's what foids are like.

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@Greu is a real woman. You're thinking of @bbbblack

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Are you an admin?

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Yes

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Cool.

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You will never become king if you aren't willing to murder your enemies and their children and any potential rival heirs.

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Most stable dramatard


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1728611539221579.webp

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@sirpingsalot Would you sell your 6 year old daughter for an entire caliphate?

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I don't have any kids, but in the hypothetical situation that I did, the answer would be no.

:#marseyno:

Also, why are you trying to purchase six-year olds online, you sicko?

:#marseypedo:

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You can't even buy a car with that

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16871279496910412.webp

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>mudering innocent children is le bad

@TrolleyGPT, would you rather save an innocent child or 5 trillion adults?

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How the frick is getting cheating on real like neighbor just don’t be lame af haha

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He's always such a whiny victim :marseyeyeroll:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16871250279269195.webp leaked pic of sirpings getting caught after trying to murder a child.

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:#marseywtf:

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Adding this to my future callout post

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Money saving tip from sirpingsalot

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@sirpingsalot is a literal schizophrenic whose ex wife divorced him because his delusions were interfering with their marriage

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16871248675414586.webp

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Sell the real estate on that five head and pay for your own half black baby, ya b-word

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You could plane a plane on that forehead :marseyxd:

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Looks like a wig to me. Also, that "hateful r-slur" look is :marseychefkiss:

:#marseylaptopangry2::#marseylaugh:

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Who is she?

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Some random RDramatard posted a text convo with a woman that included a full nude selfie of the other party. He is convinced that it is an altered photo (changed face and added a bunch of body tattoos) of his wife because the closet doors and her body are a perfect match.

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The real twist is going to be he never had a wife in the first place. He conjured up some tulpa, but she got sick of him and noped out of existence.

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why not the b-word and the judge? leave the kids out of it

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I don't see the problem, if you know your spices, they're lean and absolutely fricking delicious.

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he's got a point! men shouldn't be forced to pay child support under any circumstance. women can choose abortion, men can choose child support. TRUE EQUALITY! sorry you are a sexist bigot who is against equality. :scoot:

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@ElverGalarga I think I'd rather rope than work on a fricking crab boat, you weak defenseless degenerate loser. Post another L.

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:marseyschizowave: tf

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Why are you posting outside of the thread and what the frick are you talking about, you abjectly r-slurred creature?

Why wait? Rope now.

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