For when you see some premier bullshit and want to "refute it thus"

Another existentialist, often misconstrued as a nihilist but actually despised nihilism (as anyone older than 13 should). For when you want to say "based" in a slightly different way

Commissioned by @MrPennyCoomsToKids (who also named her), i feel like this one is self explanatory

From one of the funniest films and TV shows by Adult Swim, its Marsey as Black Dynamite. Can ya dig it?

Updated with longer barrel and white outline so hair shows up for dark mode

Marsey as french existentialist Albert Camus aka the hottest french man ever born aka the only respectable french intellectual of the 20th century