EFFORTPOST :marseychonker2: with a business degree and a mountain dew addiction working at a call center moonlighting as a DnD dungeon master for hire

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Ron, 33, Nashville TN

Self-rated 3/10 situation

Personal Life:

  • Falling out with his parents

    • Says father was emotionally abusive/manipulative

    • Has since mended bridges with them somewhat?

    • Asked if he could move back in after getting a remote job, they said no

    • Good relationship with his mother, bad with his father, they are still married?

      • Mother makes 200'000?
  • Debt from early 20s moving out of his parents house

    • Story time about being a boozer - timestamp

    • Was van living for a little while so more money to party

      • Stopped in late 2019 early 2020 :marseythinkorino:
  • Addicted to Mountain Dew timestamp

    • Goes through 2 a day, doesn't buy from stores, just from gas stations or dunkin donuts?

    • "If it's a bad day I will go and get more"

  • "Do you have diabetes?" timestamp

    • "Not that I know of, I haven't been to a doctor in 5 years"

    • Blood sugar test timestamp

      • "I don't have diabetes by the way I just have all medical equipment possible because I'm afraid of something going.. bad"

      • New Caleb lore - he is terrified of needles and blood plus is some sort of paranoid

      • Apparently he does not have diabetes?

  • Brother had addiction stuff as well? (marijuana and alchy)

Career:

  • Tried to apply for real jobs out of school, never got callbacks :marseythinkorino:

  • Call center 40 hour week

    • $18 an hour
  • Starting a second job in a couple weeks

    • Variable, $18.50 after 5, $20 weekends

    • Also 40 hours?

    • Call center stuff but different from the other call center

  • Some online stuff

    • Runs DnD games online

      • 3 hours a piece depending on how much he needs to prep

      • $600 a month or so

        • 1 game ended
      • Using some site for this that pimps out DMs

      • Made 10k last year from this :marseypikachu2:

      • Runs these games through his phone? "Only reason I bought it"

      • uses Fiverr people to do stuff for it?

  • Got a cat recently, photo shown to camera timestamp

  • His mother gave him 1'300 total last month

Expenses:

  • Mountain Dew:

    • Unreal amounts of mountain dew more than $400 a month
  • Rent $1230

    • Low end, not a great neighborhood, pays for laundry not within complex?

Debts:

  • Discover Card (Card 1) Around $3000: timestamp

    • Had to put car repairs on it?

    • 4 tires and some maintenance stuff

    • Minimum monthly maybe $30? He's not certain

    • 25% interest

    • Had paid off the card with a personal loan years prior to the car repairs

    • Dunkin Donuts - 2 Dews for $4 "That's how they get you" :marseyxd:

  • USAA (Card 2) $7712:

    • 20% interest, $631 lost on interest this year

    • Did not spend anything on there

  • Costco (Card 3) $908:

    • Paid 218 but made 185 in purchases 14 in interest

    • Credit limit of 750

    • Thinks the purchases were all unnecessary

    • 30% interest

  • Car: 2010 Toyota Camry

    • 130'000 miles

    • $5438 left on it

    • 4.99% interest rate

    • Bought right before the pandemic hit

  • Personal Loan $18'173 timestamp:

    • 2 or 3 cards, and the rest of the loan balance of the van he had, has since sold Van

    • $584 min payment

    • originally 25'000

Student Loans:

  • Majored in Business?

  • Southern Hampshire University?

  • $38'900 federal student loans, Probably 470 minimum payment

  • These are why he decided to get a second job

Savings:

  • Checking

    • Gets money from his mother?

    • 26.76 => 5132 - 3918 => 1247

  • Business Checking account for his DnD thing:

    • "Cloak & Dagger LLC"?

Budget Section timestamp:

  • -$1231 between minimum budget and basic survival currently without the second job
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!boozers One of you came on the show

!g*mers DnD dungeon master for hire is apparently a thriving industry, he plugs his stuff near the end

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I'll have to write a piece on this and my own experience doing it on /h/traditionalgames, it's a deep, bleak rabbit hole.

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Do it, that sounds genuinely interesting

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i cannot imagine the kind of deeply sad individual who pays for a d&d group, i will stay tuned

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boozers One of you came on the show

Nah. If he spends $400 a month on md he is not a real boozer. That's $13/day that you buy booze with which is the preferred option.

And yeah, I heard about dungeon mastering for hire, but I would never do it and I would never play in a group that does.

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Idk sounds like he’s living the dream

And thinks trump for prison

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Unreal amounts of mountain dew more than $400 a month

people like this should be executed

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:marseychonker2: aside why does he not buy bulk from a store I swear you can cut how much it costs by like half

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people are r-slurred

I wouldn't be surprised if he spent like $10 to doordash mountain dew from taco bell lol

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often it's because they know it's bad for you and feel some kind of shame for buying it so they don't want to buy it in bulk bc that's basically a promise to future self that you'll def be drinking all of it

so instead they buy a small amount at a time like "oh it's just a tiny bit I don't have to drink a lot" and by the time the month's over they've drank gallon after gallon of the stuff

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Typical addict behavior, "ima quit after just 1 more"

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Because he'd just drink the whole 6/12/18 pack in a day.

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No way hes drinking 2 sodas a day at 400/mo man.

More like a case a day.

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>2 for 4 every day

>only $120

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How do these r-slurs work 40 hour work weeks/18hr at fricking remote call center jobs and still not have enough to survive

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The difference between poors and lower middle class is almost entirely spending. They make almost the same as each other.

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Absolutely baffling. I would kill for a cushy job like that instead of spending my early years fileting my fingers off

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Call centers are soul grinders, you do not want to work at one. Also they will hire just about anyone because of the high turnover call centers have, if you really want to see for yourself


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Yeah i know a few people who out of highschool worked call centers and they both loved the commission and hated the environment.

I'd prefer at most the work from home type but beggars cant be choosers

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Its mostly spending all your money and then financing more at 16%

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>dungeon master for hire

The world of paid GMing is bleak. People too insufferable to have friends to play with and too stupid to run a game themselves hire a GM who hates them so they can masturbate to their OCs being badass. I once took a look at public Roll20 game listings, never again.

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I blame Crit Role for people fricking paying for GMs instead of just playing with their friends.

Seriously what the frick

:#marseyponder:

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>friends

There’s the first hurdle.

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Idk, if everyone wants to be a PC you need someone to run the game. A lot of people I know will rotate through the DM/GM spot with their group because they all hate it but if you have the money, why not get a pro to run your game for you?

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>Southern Hampshire University?

My guess is Southern New Hampshire University. Basically an online university like Phoenix or Kaplan (pre-acquisition by Purdue). My guess is his degree is absolutely worthless.

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You skipped the part where he quit a call center job bc they required a COVID vaccine and he didn't want to get it lol

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Oh darn I must have missed that :marseyxd:

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Unless you went to an IVY school or have an MBA, a business degree is the moid equivalent of a sociology degree. Enjoy that assistant manager job at Starbucks.

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I don't spend nearly as much on booze a month as this dude does on goysips

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I wish I could link you guys to my DnD twitch stream but I would both dox myself and be subjecting my mods to an unlimited stream of bussy that I doubt they'd be able to fully appreciate.

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Are you the critical role guy?

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Nope!

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Test don't lie and I don't believe you fatso

Caleb making him take a beetus test was hilarious.

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>Unreal amounts of mountain dew more than $400 a month

Poverty really is a moral failing and rentoids deserve their lot in life.

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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.

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