No links, just text. If you're out booze cruising, you'll notice that poors often have their entire dashboard covered in random paperwork. Doesn't matter what kind of vehicle, as long as it's cheap and poorly maintained.

Why is this such a common behavior? What documents could they possibly have that are so damn important, they need to be on the dash? You really don't have an afternoon once a month to go through it and get rid of what you don't need?

As a secondary, you also know they're driving slow as shit everywhere because otherwise the papers would fall.

Goddammit I hate poors.

I want to create a post on Reddit (in bad faith ) asking this question, just to get the expected responses

1. "they're too busy trying to survive under capitalism"

2. "what does it matter to you, it doesn't affect you"

3. "idk what you're talking about, I'm friends with multimillionaires who have random papers covering their dashboard and empty coffee cups on the passenger seat"

4. because I'll specifically call them the poors instead of poor people.

Then I'll ask a similar question asking why Hispañols drive slow as shit, too. Like they're afraid to get it above 1,200rpm. Expected response there is "they're being safe and maybe you need to learn some patience" (when they pull out in front of you on a country road)

But not really

I was wondering why I was doing all these no tip orders for diapers and candy (I'm not exaggerating holy shit so much junk food and baby formula) but why are the orders always for a few items but the fee I'm getting is like 8 bucks to drive a few miles? You'd think they'd order more so it's worth the exorbitant fee.

ya'll see the tweaker faces the "substitute elemetary school teacher" is making the whole time?? lmao. Gee I wonder where all the cash is going tsk tsk

In my opinion more authentic than caleb hammer.

Next week I'll post the pitty parents making 6 figures who send their kid to live with grandma during the week.

have an idea for an epic ping group

Lol he was renting out rooms. This is like the perfect outrage producing news story. This is a Rosa Parks moment people.

$30 for a hot dog is insane pic.twitter.com/CzX53csz1S

— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) April 23, 2024

It's Harry potter dollars tho

My local NY hot dog is like 14-18 euro without a drink.

So he should just get a job

A couple of other details:

• $320 a month for cigs and booze

• $200 for "fitness"

• $150 phone

• $100 eating out

• $80 App purchases

• No car so he ubers sometimes.

• 2 Big dogs

How was he even approved for this rental lol that's crazy.

Let's say the ticket on my car said if was for sale for 22k

I put a 12k down payment on it.

Walked out with a 72 mo loan and 330.00 car payment. (That includes a 72mo warranty)

2 weeks later I get the title and in the same envelope is a paper that says the purchase price was 32k.

I'm so lost someone help me.

Does that mean I actually bought a 32,000.00 2021 honda civic with 0 bells 0 whistles???

Isaac, Houston, TX

Career:

• 2022 - working as Sales Rep at a Tile store, making 3-4k a month while going to school full time

  • Left job to focus on classes because he was having issues

• Doing UberEats/Doordash, also getting money from his father

  • "If I need some I'll ask and he might send it"

  • He stopped doing the gig stuff because he injured his knee timestamp

    • Can't do regular Uber because his car does not qualify

    • Has a 2012 Corolla - later clarifies that it's above the miles limit

    • "My knee hurts when I drive"

      • He drove 3 hours over to Caleb, driving 3 hours back later.

      • Something to his meniscus

• Costco opening nextdoor - planning on getting a job there

• Was a Solar Salesman at the beginning of this semester but the company closed down?

Education:

• Studying Biotech (undergrad)

• 4th year but with credits he is a junior, will be finishing in 5 years

  • Had some issues during COVID, didn't pass a lot of classes - trying to make up for that now

• 2.0 GPA overall

  • "Yeah I just got to 2.0 last semester" timestamp

• "Yeah I passed one class... in COVID" timestamp

• Failed Intro to Biotechnology class timestamp

  • "I was passing that class up until the final"

  • Failed "Fundamentals of Chemistry"

• "Why'd you pick this major" timestamp

  • He thought it sounded interesting

  • "So what's your career path"

    • "What do you mean my career path?"

• "A 2.0 is good though" timestamp

• He's taking 26 credits this semester

  • "You can't do that"

    • "Can't do that at one college"

  • "I've learned a few new techniques this semester so I'm dialed in" timestamp

    • 'Like what?"

      • "ummmmm"

    • He's just taking adderall l timestamp

• Payments to "StudyPool" timestamp

  • Website where you "get help" on your assignments

  • "I would never cheat" - this site is definitely cheating

  • Looks like it's a per assignment basis - lots of these

  • $360 last month (allegedly splits with his friend)

• NBS Facts timestamp

  • $30 payment, he says he doesn't know what that is

Finances

• Put his all tuition on his credit cards timestamp

  • An Apple card specifically

  • "I haven't missed a payment"

• Spending a lot on eating out/misc bullshit

• Self-rated a 5/10 in finances timestamp

• Credit Card 1 ($14'715) timestamp

  • $548 minimum payment

• Should he consolidate his debt timestamp

  • If he could actually control himself yes

• Missed payment timestamp

  • He says he doesn't have any but there's $40 in late fees - he paid it a day late but confused this with the concept of a missed payment

• Reasoning for putting tuition on the CC timestamp

  • thought his dad would help pay it off

  • Dad had purchased a house but needed help with the down-payment - $15'000

    • Father is letting him live there rent free and considers this repayment? Not sure if I followed this right

• Coinbase and Robinhood timestamp

  • Invested in crypto?

  • Coinbase - $3'666 in 2021, down to $60 today

  • Robinhood - $6'006, down to $6?

Miscellaneous

• Oracle ad placement

• There's some sort of on-boarding video now timestamp

  • He didn't bother watching it

• Girlfriend gets time to talk timestamp

  • Didn't know how much debt he's in

  • "I think he's nervous he's not usually like this"

  • "He gets defensive when we argue so I think that's what he was doing with you"

  • Thinking about marrying him, wouldn't until he's out of debt

  • Guy's dad doesn't actually give him that much money

• Guy applied to show through Insta