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Sheila Update: Stitched Back Together

It's been a long road with this girl. She's home and stable I suppose. Heavily intoxicated from sedatives from her day getting her wound patched up by the surgeons.

Thank those of you who care about her tiny journey with us. She may require further surgical intervention so please do not lecture me about how to feel until my next update if you would not mind. Next vet appointment is scheduled for Monday. If any of you have covid beating suggestions other than zinc, theraflu, vitamins/ nutrients/ probiotics... electrolytes... (please do NOT tell me about certain shots or treatments from doctors).

Anyway. I need to smoke weed about this haunting experience. Ya'll take good care.

!animalposters !cats !catholics

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Poor Sheila's bleeding from a wound between her teats. Since I'm ill, her papa is bringing her in for her treatment. Approximate cost: $500, if not more. But she's worth it :marseyscared:

No I will not post the wound images.

!animalposters !cats !catholics

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Took this when Carl's Jr had the Laker Girls promo when I travelled to the States.

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:marseyneat:

Wish it wasn't so cloudy otherwise maybe I could have seen Everest too :marseygiveup: Still, great views for the ticket price.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1726557832559411.webp

Mighty nipple chair force :marseysmug: I guess it's for SAR missions.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17265578353421826.webp

This one I couldn't ID properly, An 12? Nepal isn't listed among operators but it might be a rental I guess.

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Got btfo by an r-slur this morning

>on my way to office

>carrying my fancy leather briefcase

>down syndrome guy stands next to me in elevator

>"Hey thats a funny bag. Usually ladies carry leather bags."

>"no im a businessman we carry leather briefcases too"

>"my mom has a leather bag too, leather bags are for girls"

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do you have any weird neurodivergent personal habits when youre alone

i like to say words that start with V like im eastern european and say it like a W

jd wance is particularly satisfying and wampire is lovely

similarly saying W like V is fun

valdo is great

sometimes i try tongue twisters in accents, british is ideal usually but sometimes russian is good

i will say place names in a jamaican accent by myself, like when i was driving to evanston wyoming years ago i just kept saying aevonstone and it was very nice

sometimes i like to run a comb over my skin with just the right amount of pressure

now you go

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this thread is only for things you do when no one else is around

no normal stuff like singing loudly, thats obvious

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CAT POST MISC/ SHEILA UPDATE!

The momma is seeming to rebound :marseysurprisedpikachu:

I did not want to prematurely update anyone, as I play by the 72 hour rule of waiting most things out regarding my pets' health... however! THIS IS NOT A SPONSOR, TOOBZ, BUT: churu cat treats that we've only recently received are saving this tiny girl's appetite! And thus MY BABY'S LIFE! THUS I PLUG:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17265143868030674.webp

God bless us all in these times of trial and burden :taypray:

God bless and may I thank you all who have supported my cat collection insanity thus far! You help give me hope :marseypraying:

:marseykneel:

!animalposters !cats !catholics

Thank god for giving me every moment with these beautiful creatures :marseycry: and my supportive bf :marseyhearts: :marseygeisha: :marseyflirt:

P.S. YES I AM STILL IN PANIC MODE CAN YOU TELL?! :marseycommittedwoman:

UPDATE ON RENA:

SHE POOPED OUT THE TOP OF THE BOTTLES NIPPLE. GOOD GIRL!

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:marseyitsover: I have to hire the vatzigger

I'm hiring for a senior data engineering role on my team and not even one cute Black tgirl applied so I had to interview a pool of disappointing white moids and :marseychudindian:

Pretty much all the candidates were terrible except for this one old Russian bastard who hates Kubernetes even more than I do and wanted to brag about his Perl scripts. The Indians were all mouth-breathing ex-Java devs who did meaningless work for HSBC they couldn't explain, and the white boys seemed to think their funtime hobby projects peepeeing around with Solidity were impressive instead of a massive red flag.

Anyway, I have no choice but to hire the 50-something Ruski because he's the only one who is not rslurred. The title is sort of a joke but I'm hoping he's either an old-school commie or somebody who fled Putin's draft and not an actual :ziggerseethe:

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How the frick do people gain weight???

So I started working out about a month ago. Mainly bc my fiancé wanted me to drink less and that wasn't fun so I stopped drinking. Well then I had a calorie deficit of like 6-800 calories a day from not drinking. I have been struggling to maintain 180 lbs.

I basically replaced drinking with working out so I've had some serious gains but that means I have to eat even more. And the more I work out, the more my metabolism is speeding up. I am eating 2900 calories a day, maintaining weight, but I'm burning through all my fat so I'm probably at a calorie deficit. Taking creatine and too so I've almost certainly lost some weight since I'm holding more water weight now.

Eating 200+ grams of protein a day, like 40% of diet is coming from fat and I've been trying to keep carbs low since it seems to be working for me. I feel like I'm always either stuffed or starving 24/7. I hate food so much right now.

Anyways, I went and got my testosterone levels checked just because my buddy on Sarms was getting his levels checked mid cycle. Testosterone is 1120ng/dl, free test 26ng/dl, shbg is 21 nmol/ L and albumin was 40g/l. My skin is all greasy like a teenager, I've been anxious and I've been fantasizing about fighting lately so that makes a lot of sense. My doctor says I have to do some other test to make sure I don't have cancer or some shit but frick that nerd, I'm the king of rdrama now. I'm going to have to buy new shirts in a week or two. All the sleeves are getting tight. Probably gonna buy those new shirts next week when I'm proving I'm Superman and don't have cancer.

Anyways !fitness, what do I eat? I need to maximize these gains but I need more food. I'm bouncing back and forth between "I hate food so much" to "I will murder whoever moved my protein shaker my body is eating itself and I'm angry about it" like 6 times a day at this point. I'm down to 12-14% body fat so I need to figure this shit out pretty fast.

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"Lmao is that mimwee?" :marseysmug2:

"wow, what a has been." :marseysmug3:

"YOU FELL OFF LIL BRO" :!marseylaugh:

Mimwee looked pretty distraught so I tried to take the heat of him

"HEY GUYS IM HERE TOO! ITS ME HOTEP! I MADE THAT FBI SPOWOOKY OWOOKY PUMPKIN POST! THAT'S CARP'S 4TH FAVORITE POST EVER! IT MADE HIM BREATHE AIR OUT HIS NOSE WHEN HE READ IT I SWEAR" :marseybipocattentionseeker:

they all just looked at me like this https://i.rdrama.net/images/172650151863266.webp

"oh, you made that post totally riding @HeyMoon's coattails? God. that's classless" :marseydisagree:

"meh you're not as black as I thought you'd be. I like sneedman better." :marseyshrug:

"Yeah that guys a real Nubian king. I hear Holly is really into him" :marseymeangirls:

"yeah I think they're gonna get married soon!" :marseyexcited:

and I ran away crying and farting beacause I love Holly too :marseygiveup:

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Life's moving in a direction now.

Every day I increase my competence over the past day. I am no longer losing days. I have begun to become more responsible for myself over time. I am content and as happy as a person in my position can be. I take steps, little steps every single day, and I take care not to fall back further than how many steps I have moved ahead. There may still be times where I fall back a step or two or three, but I focus on the routine, and once day to day habituation is formed it becomes ever easier to keep moving forward.

In a day I only push to do the amount that I can do every single day. A routine has more value than a burst of competence. I push to do the work I do every single day and over time it becomes easier as I get used to it. This allows me to keep adding more tasks to my day as the previous tasks become automatic over time. This way I keep adding the pieces and keep adding the structure to my life. It is a good life, no matter where it starts, where a man may improve upon their lot in life.

I hope your day is going well. Today is my day off and I won't be making any long post for today I rest. Have a good day.

Writing IQ : 101 ( above average )

Voice level : 137 Hz ( voicecel )

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Getting the keys to my new house today

!homeowners here's your final rent payment after today I'm one of you

who else here is winning (by buying at a market ATH)

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I'm very respectful, sympathetic and empathetic irl. I genuinely care for the well-being of others.

But sometimes I gotta chud out online.

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Cat Post Misc: BrockVideo.PrayForUs :marseycry:

Things are very bad today. Sheila is improving only slightly. Today she finally ate and she drank more water without needing to be drop-fed.

Rena ate the top off of the bottles nipple, and she's the smallest girl (they are 5 weeks old), so now I'm worried over two of our babies.

Please send good energy.

!animalposters !cats !catholics

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Once again I'm reminded that :marseyturkroach: are just !whites who speak Allah hu Akbar

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17264293525339894.webp

Mid way to europooo land :marseytroublemaker:


I'm in europooo land again !eurochads

:marseytroublemaker:

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Cat Post Misc With Sheila Update

Sheila is bouncing back thanks to the medications and special care we're giving her. She's struggling to eat still but at least she's numbed to the pain for now.

Meanwhile, I just tested positive for covid, and my manager said to stay away from work until 48 hours post-symptom display, optimally with a negative test result to confirm I'm not a walking germ haha

It is good that I'll be with Sheila and the kittens for a few days. Thank God for small blessings

!animalposters !cats

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Make up your own SCP

Flex your creative muscles.

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Headed to RADwood. 4.8mpg lol.
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They are keen to be BLEACHED.

I mean my competition there is literally this:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17262905730582354.webp

I'm quite lean and fit, so it might be worth a little vacation.

Resident seething jeet nationalist @Sasanka_of_Gauda what do you reckon

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As the above states: the sweet girl has been home for a little bit now. She was initially very spooked and upset when touched. She's sleeping next to me and her kittens have been separated from her, as the vet directed me to do to prevent them from ingesting her antibiotics and pain pills for the next week.

She has a less serious infection than anticipated, but from the look of her right now, I'm very worried and will be up late and very early to be with the cats.

Sheila cannot start her meds until she eats a substantial amount of food, but she just wants to eep. This is spooky stuff on Friday the 13th! :marseyspooky:

!animalposters !cats !catholics

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RANT INCOMING

I've been all around looking for accommodation this weekend, went to this place today and the chick renting it was absolutely TINY and all I could think about was having s*x with her and and then we got to her apartment and there was some dude and I was like "frick" in my head but then turns out he was the roommate moving out so I was like "okay maybe there is a chance" but then she mentioned a partner overseas and I was like "frick" again

But then later, thinking rationally she was kind of annoying and probably wouldn't even like me in that way, and actually I'm pretty r-slurred if I let wanting to bang my roommate influence my decision of where to rent when there are so many more important factors.

Basically, being straight and attracted to real women is a massive pain in the butt. I try to be devout and only have eyes for my 2D waifu but the sad truth is that sometimes as a straight male with the biological drive to breed you're going to encounter such temptations that completely mess with your brain and can cause you to make some really bad decisions, especially when she's got LONG DIRTY BLONDE HAIR AND SPARKLING GREEN EYES AND THE TINIEST MOST FRICKABLE BODY YOU CAN IMAGIN- HNGHHH

I fricking hate myself.

Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just turn that desire off.

rant over

TLDR: being a straight male attracted to real women is very annoying because you have to fight your biological desires all the time to avoid doing dumb shit

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I made a diorama for my Miku :mikuleek:
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I dont think my downstairs neighbor appreciates my attempts at late night chats
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Please pray for us and our tiny baby momma girl! :soycry: :marseysulk: I hate this

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I already forgot the password to this throwaway so once I close this tab I cant reply to any comments, sorry.

This took place when I attended a secret society at the University of Oxford in 2019 called the Piers Gaveston Society. Named after the alleged homosexual lover of King Henry V or something. They have 2 major orgies a year - a large winter orgy (approx 150ppl) and a smaller summer one (approx 30 people).

The club was historically organised primarily by aristocrats, and it used to be famously heterosexual and right wing. But during the 2000s the leadership started to be co-opted by much more leftist and queer students in Wadham College, and the event became much more liberal and (some would say) more fun. Also they started a policy of "free drugs" and the whole thing in general became druggier.

The year I went, the actor Hugh Grant filmed a secret video promoting the event, to give you an idea of the things influence. In addition, the whole thing is bankrolled by a mysterious other celebrity, who pays ~£50k a year which handles organising, paying for drugs and alcohol, and compensating landowners (and allegedly bribing the police to stay out, but who knows). I heard multiple rumors as to who the secret funder is, but none credible. I heard mentioned David Mitchell, Hugh Grant, Chris Patten and Richard Osman, but I doubt any of that tbh.

For me, I was never really 'in' with this crowd, but I was friends with a very hot person who got an invite for being hot, and she gave the invite to me. All we were told was the costume theme (it was a series of Baroque paintings showing the apocalypse) and a date.

On that date, at 10pm we were texted a location and told to be there within 40min. The address was some industrial estate in Oxford, so we legged it to get there in time. When there, a yellow American-style school bus was waiting. We all got on, and were driven an hour or so to a random field in the middle of nowhere. We queued up and were all searched. We were warned that if we brought a phone or a camera it would be thrown in a nearby lake, but I guess that was just for show because the guy in front of me in the queue has a phone and they merely confiscated it and said he could get it back at the end.

The setup was multiple large tents in a field.

One tent had a bar with free drinks, and another tent had a table with free drugs. They had weed, MDMA cocaine, but that all ran out within like 90 minutes. Another tent was just a big dancefloor playing techno. A medium size round tent was filled with BDSM equipment, and some rope-tying professional women had been hired to help tie people up. A small tent had some paramedics smoking and hanging out for safety. Finally there was a large round tent and a few smaller ones covered in pillows where 90% of the fricking took place.

I dont remember much because I was high on coke and MDMA and it was a long time ago, but heres what I texted a friend the next morning, while still high:

>Just got back from the orgy

>it was fricking mental

>they literally had a free drugs tent, and no less than 3 different s*x tents, each one for a different "vibe" (vanilla, group, BDSM), plus 2 dance tents and a VIP super special tent where I wasn't allowed in but I saw some bouncers going through the crowd asking for any virgin volunteers and then taking them inside, so I bet that must have been the real place to be haha

>a 17 year old donkeypunched me so hard i lost hearing in my right ear, and i have a cute date tomorrow with a girl who whipped me while i was totally naked in front of the whole crowd - they had like a professional bdsm guy who was so good with ropes and knots it was unbelivable. I also backhand slapped my ex (consensually) until he bled which was HIGHLY cathartic and a Good Time. I took a tiny bit of coke for the first time, and I think it made me aggressive, coz im not normally that violent - im a real sweetheart really - actually i was fairly restrained and didnt really have penetrative s*x with anyone even, i was vibing a bit too hard ngl and also... STDs are a thing that spook me innit

>there were also so many lesbians. so many. you literally couldnt find a single girl without someone else's head between their thighs at points, and you would be chatting to a girl and then realise that as you are talking to her she is naked and sitting on some other chicks' face haha

>but the main thing that really, really surprised me was that everyone was extremely attractive

>i had always imagined this degenerate shit would be full of old weirdos but no, i was definitely one of the worse-looking people there, and one of the least muscular ha ha

>really great! i had a good time and also only just got back lol and am about to crash into the mother of all MD comedowns. just hope my hearing comes back haha

Just as some extra context you might be amused to know:

Despite what I texted my friend, my defining memory was of slight boredom - I liked hitting people when I was high but the whole thing did nothing for me sexually. I remember at one point a tall posh guy trying to feel me up and encountering nothing except my totally flaccid peepee, and then getting amusingly cross at my obvious disinterest. I think when I wrote those text messages I was (a) high and (b) trying to sound cool. In reality it was a bit mid - just not my kinda thing.

I met some of the organisers at the event and they were VERY r*pey and weird, and even high I was smart enough to stay away from them as much as possible. the "VIP" tent i mentioned in my texts was insanely bad vibes. I met some people who tried to impress me by offering to take me inside, and they were all very predatory and slightly scary in manner.

Since then I have never done anything similar, and I am now in a 3-year monogamous relationship with a normal girl who would probably be very surprised if she found out about my past.

Thank you for reading my blogpost. If you comment fast before I close my browser I will answer any questions you might have.

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