The spaghetti turned on me. I got rejected!

Oh well. She thought I was cute at least. I'm just fricking neurodivergent.

I won't deny that I do feel a little bit sad.

Edit: I paid for her shit too

I'm still sick. Bottom text

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It took 3 hours, I just want to tell someone.

Picked up the bike yesterday. The clutch hates me, but I'm getting the hang of it. Going to take a ride around the mountains tomorrow.

Side note: why tf are cars such r-slurs? I was going around the same speed I'd usually drive and a few of them tried to squeeze past me IN THE SAME LANE.

I'm making egg salad sandwiches and sausage for dinner. I thought it would be fun to eat the tiny eggs from this year's new chickens!

The white eggs are store-bought for comparison. I'm sure their eggs have already started getting bigger than this. The chickens are very tame, although my mom didn't name everyone like she usually does. The only rooster is "Ruster," and he's inside the house on my mom's lap more than you'd expect

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!homeowners, are you going to decorate your yard? If so, what are you doing?

I feel so fricking gay and r-slurred. Why??

I'm a lizard lover 4 life🦎 (like henry lizardlover the OG) and when signing my apartment papers my landlord said no lizards and I was like wtf why?! what the frick they gonna do? And she was like yeah idk why thats in there that's stupid. Just get a doctors note for an emotional support animal and you're golden I don't give a shit if you have lizards tbh.

So I gotta go do that. Anyways pics! :3

Hi all, I hope you're well. I won't be able to do much for the next few days; my illness has gotten worse, and I started the day puking.

Sheila and the babies seem well. She's a very happy and well-fed momma cat, and the kittens are growing slowly but steadily.

Also

Rusty is the cutest darn thing!

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Just like every listless 20-something, I got a motorcycle to fulfill my low-grade suicidal ideation. My dad tried to convince me to get a BMW GS310 R, but I decided on a Honda CB300 R as I feel like it's the least likely choice for me to end up as a meat popsicle on the side of the road.

Picking up the bike this weekend. Getting my permit whenever, frick 12.

I am very ill today so I will keep things short and sweet. I have learned that one must choose a hoodie to sacrifice while bottle-feeding babies. I got all the stains out yesterday and it's soaked after 2 feedings already this morning.

I'm not seething, you are! Jk

Sheila is doing well in putting on some weight. I'm very proud or her since she's just a super star about taking medicines and learning voice commands. The smallest kitten is still concerning me, but not in a panic-y way. I'm just making sure to keep her warm and extra well-fed.

I'm somewhat concerned that they're still not getting enough milk; feeding four fussy kittens is harder than you may think. Poor Sheila's not producing hardly any milk yesterday and today....

Please keep the cuties in your thoughts

!animalposters

I haven't traveled anywhere in more than a year because me and my family take turns in taking care of grandma. I haven't been in a hotel, cinema, taxi, bus, airplane either

I found it on my potty seat on it's back trying to right itself up. I thought it's a ladybug at first since it was round and clumsy and put a finger above it to let it grab it. But it wasn't a ladybug, it was brown, flat and had a weird segmented body. After killing it and googling it's definitely a bed bug. There's a little vent above my potty that has a iron mesh with pretty big openings, I think it dropped down from there and fell on the potty seat, I was just lucky to catch it on time

What if more entered my house last night or the day before? I don't want a bed bug infestation

I just wanted to do a photo dump from today. The kittens and Sheila are doing much better than before. Sheila's purred all day since I got home

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I hope you are all well!

This place and /r/Drama gave me some fun laughs over the years. Thanks for that I suppose. I should've been a smarter person.

!bharatiya

There are memes and jokes about such a situation online. But the two apps never look or function remotely alike, regardless of version.

Not only that, but I've never set an alarm just by typing a time and going straight to sleep. I have to set the days and tap "save", etc.

It doesn't seem feasible.

I brought Sheila and the babies to the vet early because my anxiety was unbearable after the passing of Dean.

Sheila is estimated 1 year 3 months old at best. She was barely over 2 pounds when weighed. She tested negative for feline leukemia as well as two other cat killers. I brought in a poop sample yesterday before work and will know if she has any parasites by Wednesday. She's on a prescription diet and has already put on a slight bit of fat I think. She really loves the prescription kibble for reseting the biome.

There are actually two female tortie's (one is to be re-named, formerly Hank), and the black kitten has stripes on his paws now so he may be a second tabby. The largest 10 day old kitten when weighed (Brock) was 3 grams.

The kittens are 1/3 their ideal weights and are being formula fed 3 to 4x a day on top of whatever they get out of Sheila. But the vets said at least 3 of her ducts are btfo'd from her just being too darn little and young to feed this many kids successfully. Maybe Dean never got enough milk or formula just because there was not enough input on either end. Their new diet is at least getting them twice the nutrients as compared to when initially rescued.

I hope you all are well. We are still hurting over Dean. Unfortunately we have to find out which collar to return soon

I had a lot of luck yesterday . A lot of food was given to me by a university to help out. Obviously can't say which one, but my family has gotten a lot of animals brought back from the edge by their vet school. If I get doxxed you'll know who I'd shout out if I could lmao

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I have spent the summer in NYC with my sister & her family. At first I was like "Eww" but now I'm warming up to the idea of moving here.

The Pros: My depression gets so much better when I'm around family. It's a "fresh start" after a really hard year. I can help my sister out with her baby. It's a lot of stress and I want to support her as much as I can.

It will also get me closer to fulfilling my lifelong dream of being a fancy old lady

The cons are that it's a very expensive lifestyle. I will just barely be able to live comfortably in Manhattan. Lots of places do not accept dogs for some reason (?) Lots of Libs (so same as Chicago) and apparently men punch women on the subways.

Should FroCho bite the bullet and move:

I just downloaded a running app and I'm gonna run today;I know it sounds tacky, but helps me get organized and consiistent. really nice day, really short summer. Gonna run a bit, halfway nature meditation, chill vibes, healthy living.

So yea I laid down my plans are for tomorrow. New week, new lifestyle. Nachos and thronesshit today

As soon as I was done, the cleaner was outside waiting. I just averted my eyes and power walked off quickly, shamefully even.

We got one potty on the floor and pooping would be very obvious as to who shit and everyone would know. So I go to a spot I thought was more discreet, but they know.

If you are fat and have had a hard time losing weight, stop trying to eat like with the mentality of becoming a fit person, and instead start eating with the mentality of becoming a less fat person.

Learning to eat that one less slice of bread worth of food a day is a win if your weight goes down by the end of the week and stays down. It is a better victory than losing a kilo and gaining two by the end of the month.

Your first move is to be less fat, and to keep spamming that move until you become fit.

Don't push yourself to the max setting from the beginning or even the middle. You have a lifetime to enjoy being fit once you get there. Let it happen steadily over time.

Hope this helps.

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