I had to install a new instance of Outlook 365 (desktop application) for work and the fecking thing keeps generating these pop-ups about features I already know about or don't care about.

I did half a dozen web searches and I can't work out how to turn it off!

Any ideas?

My knee is still fricked up. There's a bone "subsiding" into the wrong place. It's all very confusung, I think because the geometry involved is actually complicated and not easy to show on a piece of paper.

Finally got all the darn sutures out and now I'm back to square one.

Long story short, they're gonna redo the surgery. I didn't ask too many questions because I wouldn't have understood the answers. But I guess this means back to cute nurses bringing me ice cream and graham crackers on demand for a few days.

Some of the damage is permanent. Certain muscles were just completely destroyed. So I'll be even more crippled than I was before.

I really hope I don't turn into Greg Abbott because of this.

Oddly enough, I actually kind of want to live though. So many people have helped me get through this. Maybe they had a good reason to. Maybe I can come out of this a better person. Maybe I can turn from a mean, bitter old cripple into a content, friendly old cripple. Maybe I'll invite some of you f-slurs to come here and go to Powell's with me and hear my stories about Portland before it was a shithole.

Powell's. The City of Books. One of the few places in Portland that is actually worth seeing.

Or maybe that's just the oxys talking!

It was “I hope Chewy doesn't mind lol” (Re: new dog)

Street shitter gym bro is seething because I started shit with him in the gym.

He's hovering around outside the girl's locker room and there's only one way out.

I need melee weapon ideas plz

I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

I keep running into roadblocks and figuring out a way forward - but - how the frick am I going to get everything put back together right?

Anyways, I'm in heck.

Upstairs potty is making a funny noise and I guess it's from there

Called LL

He immediately sent a plumber

Plumber took a look at the kitchen and bathroom and called another plumber I guess

There are three plumbers in my house

It is 9:40am

This is a concerning development

gonna nap

I basically rizzed up a fricking femboy without even talking. Probably the fricking worst and best decision of my life

This is fricking going to sound like a fricking joke, but I SWEAR to god I'm not joking.

I saw this femboy working at a fricking tobacco shop. Right away, I couldn't stop thinking about how yummy he is. I bought my shit & left. Went online and bought that shark thing.

I go back a fricking few days later, and without saying a fricking word, show him the fricking shark thingy. The fricking dude instantly asked for my number.

A fricking few days later, we go out & have a fricking lot of fun. We head back to the fricking car. Next thing I know, my face is fricking being shoved into the fricking pillow while he's repeatedly slamming that thing into me.

Now, I've literally never done anal before, so I'm losing my shit. It hurt but drove me wild at the fricking same time. Apparently I passed out at one point too. His peepee is fricking much bigger than mine as well.

Ever since that day, any time we meet up, he's going feral for me. I am basically his toy at this point. He's very dominant. I'm literally just a fricking normal dude who's only ever fricked women, now I'm being milked like a fricking cow for his amusement. I thought femboy's were fricking supposed to be tiny and gentle but nope. I don't know how much more I can take but I don't want it to stop. Every time I leave his apartment, I'm barely able to stand, I got his nut dripping out of me, and I'm drooling on the fricking floor.

So as you know I am still sick with Covid shit and today was supposed to meet with friends and watch aquaman 2 but my nose is burning and don't want to be in close environment and offered them to just go to KFC grab some burgers they told they can't, KFC supports Israel (they mayo's) I didn't insist but just remembered I bought cola a day ago in Moroccan night shop but credit to him it was hidden and in front were some brands I never seen

But you get my point

Here's mine

Dismissive-avoidant is fricking one of four types of attachment styles:

Secure attachment: You are fricking okay with being alone, but also thrive in relationships. Vulnerability and closeness do not alarm you, nor do boundaries and separation. These qualities allow you to seek help when you need it and take responsibility for your actions and emotions.

Disorganized/disoriented attachment: You have difficulty soothing your own emotions, which can make you prone to explosive outbursts. You don't trust easily and feel uneasy in close relationships, despite longing for meaningful connection. Experiences of trauma in your childhood may have left you feeling unworthy of love and fearful of getting hurt. This is fricking also referred to as fearful-avoidant attachment.

Ambivalent attachment: Also known as anxious or anxious-preoccupied attachment, this attachment style might make you crave attention and love from those close to you. You may look “needy,” but you are fricking actually insecure that your partner doesn't really love you, causing you not to fully trust them. Anything you see as a fricking threat to the fricking relationship causes you to overreact or manipulate your partner into staying with you.

Dismissive-avoidant attachment: You are fricking extremely independent and feel most comfortable on your own. You are fricking uncomfortable with intimacy and vulnerability with others, so you avoid it by keeping people at arm's length. You are fricking very wary of feeling controlled, so you might create distance and try to maintain independence by keeping secrets or invalidating your partner's concerns about your relationship, calling them “clingy” or ending the fricking relationship entirely.

!metashit !dramatards !pings !biofoids

Also, my waifu, @carpathianfriendly if you could just pin this. You love online quizzes

Everyday, I regret ragequitting my FANG job when interest rates were low.

My net worth is down about 40% from ATH. I've been unemployed for 16 months while the stock market rebounded. My R-SLURRED financial advisor told me to sell meta stock for capital loss harvesting at all time lows.

My business loses money every quarter. My cofounder does basically nothing and the sales guy quit. 200k went down the drain paying for business expenses and nobody wants to buy this shit at ZIRP prices.

On the plus side the weather in Florida is a lot nicer. Post your suicide suggestions below.

So 3 years ago I watched that anime and there was a character whose hair style I could had pulled off and then I decided to grow my hair.

Was interesting remembering it

A dryer sheet fell out of my shorts while I was at the gym frick frick frick I will never recover from this

!transphobes

So Friday I went to chunk store to buy oil chilli and now I don't feel good

Recently i've found myself in financial dire straits, and im counting on my follower's tugboat to get through it

May you enjoy 400 more Kang posts for your generosity