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I love fall/autumn so much bros

It feels nice to finally take out your favorite fluffy blanket :#marseycomfy:

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It was alright :marseyshrug:

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Bought AirPod Pros 2

𝙸 𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙰𝚒𝚛𝙿𝚘𝚍𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜. 𝚃𝚘 𝙻𝙻𝙼 𝚒𝚗 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝙸 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎.

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I don't know why I'm sharing this but I'm too keyed up to sleep.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1696223396164981.webp

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Tfw no mandatory overtime this week

Feels SO FRICKING GOOD. gonna take my b-word to apple bees happy hour

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Look at my poor porch. My poorch.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16961709920080805.webp

I forgot to take a before pic but 20 years of water running off the roof with no gutters rotted a hole in my screened porch and the whole wall was festering from the inside. Plan on having it all back together by tomorrow.

This is the last section of rot I have to take care off (that I know of) and I'm super excited to be done fixing the exterior. Basement is next.

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Life as an armless person

As of writing this post, I have no arms. I'm getting by just fine, using my thumbs and fingers to type is difficult without arms but I manage. The worst thing about having too many arms is that they post on websites without your permission behind your back. Even still, I'm glad that this website is so handicapable.

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Arms

I asked for more arms and now I have too many. This is fricked

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Arms

I wish I had more arms

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The worst ever name for a food line :marseyblm:

Your food line should not remind me of some black anal porn lol :marseysmug2:

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1 year nicotine free

I still crave a swisher every waking moment since 1 year ago. I fear I may never escape it's grips but it's nice to breathe and taste again. Despite my proximity to corner stores (sub 5 minute walk) I've yet to give into the temptation. Here's to another year no nicotine

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We will be able to buy Reddit by 2025

I've finally come up with a way to supplant the ads pyramid scheme that runs the current internet and keeps 99% of companies in a perpetual state of loss. Aevann is traveling atm and hasn't yet seen. You are witnessing history here, though.

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I have AIDS CoVid

I thought it was just allergies but then I got super nauseous and achy and feverish.

Worst of all it's the weekend, I might take Monday off out of spite.

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Should I get a drawing tablet?

On the one hand, Ive thought about getting a drawing tablet for a while, on the other hand I literally only draw marseys and I dont really wanna spend 100+ dollars for something Id put to such limited use.

If you have recommendations for such tablets, feel free to drop them here (just in case).

!marseyartists @X @Dramarama

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can you guys watch my chocolate milk for a minute

thanks

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Some b-word boy errand runner told me he couldn't pick up a bottle of skyy and some red bull

I guess this is a quasi Friday night drunk thread. Drove into work and need to stay the night. My assistant was told get a bottle of skyy and a 6 pack of Red Bull. How fricking difficult is that? Probably would've been easier to just walk into town

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How do you imagine the future?
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Just got my first post-uni job :marseyparty:!

Nothing much else to say tbh, the UK grad market is pretty :crap: atm so I'm just happy I got a decent job tangential to my degree.

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I miss Darrell Brooks

:#marseysulk:

I'm worried that level of excitement and drama won't ever be achieved again. The romance, the tension, the outbursts, the Marseys, the short-lived subreddit, the Mommy Judge descending into Single Mom tiredness.

:#marseyjurisdiction:

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I hate (literal) cry babies

If you're older than 10 (and even that's pushing it) you shouldn't be crying unless you've lost a family member.

I know it's 2023 and that it's progressive to cry all the time but it's an incredibly unattractive quality. You're not “sensitive.” You just have infantile emotional control and/or you're crying as a manipulation tactic for a better outcome.

Toughen up, cry babies.

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