Are you an easily distracted r-slur who can't stay away from low-effort Marsey posting when you have 2 seconds of downtime on a busy day?

I had a bussyload of work to get done the week before Thanksgiving vacation so I blocked problem sites on my hosts file. I got so much more done it was ridiculous so I kept it a bit longer.

Anyways, the past few weeks, I've been

Productivitymaxxing with work and personal projects

Holidaymaxxing with family and friends

Exercising more to counter all the slopmaxxing I've been doing with holiday treats

How have you guys been?

He's in his late 70s and keeps saying calls are enough but he has worked as a doctor for 40 years in ER. Normally I'd just gift strawberries. But it's a parent so maybe a 25k gift or a gift to his clinic? We talk every other day. Don't give me a gift request that simple given 50 years of life. Give me something to work off of

It's truly a sign of getting old

still don't know what I did to get suspended and then unsuspended, the email from Pinterest just said I got my account back

Thank you everyone for your support during the most difficult 24 hrs of my life 🙏

i wanna be a pretty starfish girl who has a bf who maybe sometimes makes me c*m when iwear a skirt

i dont want s*x anymore. my head is killing me

it feels nice to get heady and high like that, for a minute or something, but it gives me a stonking headache. im sniffing n-pentyl nitrite/amyl nitrite. not nitrate. i believe thats important

head is killing me.

get in there my son

i like nice normal food. i like jalapenos at most, thats the spiciest food i can enjoy, and be comfy, and enjoy my meai.

i want the taste of rosemary and thyme in my food, i like a nice slow-cooked beef stew, with good beef + beef heart in it. I've been to thailand, i've (briefly) visited Vietnam. their food is too spicy for me. i like it, but i could never eat that day in, day out.

white people dont eat spicy? yeah. eating isn't a full blown event for me, i dont like walking out of a meal feeling like a gangbanged slut.

i dont like it.

bangers and mash is my comfort food. or a christmas dinner, with a roast turkey, roast tatos, roast veg, dressing and pigs in blankets. something like that.

i wont burn my mouth out like that to impress you. im sick of trying to be a 'hot sauce head', i'll only have hot sauce on egg whites. keep the yolk runny.

If I want to watch a movie I'll pick one and watch it privately, if I want to talk to people we can do it over drinks or smokes.

The entire concept just seems weird. You engaging in an asocial, if not anti-social activity with other people? Why? The closest thing I've had to a good time watching movies with other people is when they're quite enough and I'm drunk enough that I forget they exist at all. Same reason I don't go to theatres

Not to mention sitting next to people. jfc if we're not lovers I do not want to be sat near enough to you to notice you for 90+ minutes. By minute 20 I want to crawl out of my own skin.

Is this autism? Zoomerism? Some sort of anti-social personality disorder? I don't know but I do know you're weird for not sharing the belief with me.

And those guys went to a fricking Madona concert a month ago

go to /r/askdentists, look at the shit thats going on there. 20 year olds that drink soda errrrr-day.

your teeth are beautiful.

just like mine.

my dentist told me my teeth are beautiful. i hadnt seen one since i moved.

days ago. still HYPED. NEIGHBOR. HYPED.

bad idea, probably, but i think i'd feel big after doing it, because being mean to people always makes you feel better.

been using these things for a month now. i use an android, but they're clones, got them kicked on to me, apparently they were free at a promo event, and im going to kick them on too. ive looked at them next to apple AIRPODS(TM). they're the same fricking thing.

they feel like shit man. how can peoples ears stand this? they dig in, you can feel them there, unlike normal rubber but earbuds

i hate bluetooth anyway, i always think/know, that there's someone out there listening to what I'm listening to and judging me. it's that same old "i know that you're reading my thoughts, so i'm going to think something else" but with music. I don't listen to the music I want to because someone could theoretically be listening in.

dont buy a phone without a 3.5 jack if you value your privacy.

dont get airpods/clones, unless your earholes are roughed out.

im not 'breaking them in', im not getting calloused earholes like wearing in a new pair of work boots, i'm a soft man. and ill stay that way.

Hundreds of super cool pictures saved- all gone

Okay it's spelled Marci but I didn't know that when I heard about her lol

And yes I'm doing okay. I'm at Northwestern and it's a really really good hospital.

they're not usually rdrama postable because it's not interesting if you don't know the people involved but if you do then it's very entertaining.

irl affairs I currently know about:

wife regularly cheats and has had s*x with 3 different men this year, husband has no idea
bf meets female friend and kisses her whenever he sees her, friend implies it sometimes goes further
wife went to a party and spent some time tongue kissing some random
gf often meets up for s*x with other guy because bf doesn't please her sexually
wife was having an affair meeting regularly with some guy, husband followed her one day and caught her in the act
gf doesn't meet with anyone but likes sending nudes out across the internet

And there must be so many more happening in secret. These are just the ones where someone's been sloppy enough that they got found out.

Ex scheduled dr appointment for son

She (((thinks))) he has adhd

Hes literally 5 and all she does is give him a fricking iPad while he is at her house

I do not. He plays with legos for hours on end and has am excellent varied appetite (albeit a little picky but he's fricking five)

Anyways appointment time I get there early with my son cuz I'm a fricking well adjusted individual and we are waiting outside its nice and cool out yeah

See c*nt pull up in shitbox "hey son! Your incubator has arrived!"

Ohwowwhimsicalchild.png

FF; enter building. "Oh anon btw u need to tell him he needs to get his blood drawn"

What. No.

Begin devising plan.

Stupid idiot dumb b-word didn't even bring proper identification/son for forms

I go home to """get my copy""" and peepee around calling my mom venting about how much of a neurotic idgit their mother is

Text "he is hungry" OK bring him granola bar and cheezitz for light snack because potential blood draw whatever idk

Get there; realize child and mother are no longer in lobby. They have collected his piss and height already.

I am pisst and highly upset.

Go in, sit w/ son. They begin blood pressure. Everything cool, leave.

Enter dialogue

Me, Chad;

"I am not comfortable with putting our 5 year old son on a clinical trial for adhd without taking him to our pediatrician and getting a professional opinion first"

Her, whiny stupid dumb idiot;

"WHAT THE FRICK DID YOU JUST FRICKING SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE B-WORD, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I TOOK HIM TO A THERAPIST OVER 6 MONTHS AGO AND THEY SAID HE IS SHOWING SIGNS"

(The origin story of her taking him to a therapist consists of her abandoning him within the first year of his life; thus feeling it was necessary to integrate herself back in while introducing a therapist into the mix ((that she doesn't even attend w/ the child she just lets him go solo wtf lol gr8 recovering)) and this is explained by her, herself; to the doctors, as to why he is in therapy in the first place. Lol

Me, Chad;

"Okay but im just letting you know when they come in here I do not consent to this test."

Her, pmsing, fat, Prozac munching pig;

"Well it doesn't matter they said only one needs to consent. "

Me, I am once again portraying myself as the Chad;

"That is great. I will not consent. "

ENTER FROM STAGE LEFT DOCTOR OVERHEARING HER WHINING

"uhhhhh okay anons imma have dr come in and talk"

Doctor walks in.

Stupid, fat annoying foid ex dumb shit;

"UHM WE ONLY NEED ME TO CONSENT FOR THE TESTS RIGHT?!?"

Doctor lady(dont trust );

"Why yes that is correct "

Me,

"Okay well we have split custody and I will not be giving him the medication unless it is advised by the pediatrician and neurologist."

Doctor lady (semi trust this point);

"Well if that is the case we cannot continue with this; both parents must agree to continue the regiment"

Whole time dumb idiot stupid waste is fricking crying and trauma dumping on the nurses about how SHE HAD ADHD WHEN SHE WAS A CHILD TOO AND IT WASNT DIAGNOSED AND IT POTENTIALLY HURT HER DEVELOPMENT INTO ADULTHOOD (read as lack of just any fricking accountability for anything in her life included up to the year of our great Lord and Savior in 2023 soon to be 2024)

Doctors just kinda stare, semi smirking, somewhat confused; say well. Guess that's it.

Ex foid dumb shit already beginning to storm out, I thank them for their time and apologize for the inconvenience. They say its okay, one nurse happily chimes in "Oh but hey! You're still being compensated!"

Proceeds to hand stupid dead to me b-word $25 cash.

She was trying to bribe my son with a ben 10 toy to do a fricking clinical trial for children's adhd medicine under the age of 5 while giving me grief for wanting to just take my child to the pediatrician and get their professional view on my sons health before moving forward.

She throws his blanket at me in the hall, tells me to rot in heck. Told her I know she's living through that every day of her life and it brings me joy as I scoop my son up and walk out to the car with him.

I am beyond resenting this woman.

Rare Johnny leg doxx

I have a fricking boyfriend.

I'm so happy omg, motherlover!

Love you all, motherlover!

!lgbt !cuteandvalid !femboys !bottoms

I was cleaning over the weekend and found an unopened Amazon box in the attic and a set was inside

I used them for leftover stew yesterday and they were very nice

They heat up without issue and go through the wash without any ugliness or eventual warping because they're you know glass and not plastic or whatever

Anyway that's all.

Thinking back on it that's kinda fricked up.

Just give me some privacy and let me watch my JAV in peace, jfc

He knows why! Dont give your hard goombled dc to this schmendrick, this fool, this filthy lucre, cuz he'll just take it and lose it, jist like he lost my respect and admiration! Now I understand why the womxn of /r/twoxchromosomes claim they dont trust men. @Artilharia is why! Cuz he is a big fat PHONY!

Frickin rehab bullshit..

I leave wednesday. Snuck my car up and been usin it. Smoked weed once no booze.

Getting a job asap and moving again out of town. I kinda like being able to fit everything in my car. I do have a queen size bed stored at my parents…

Drifting around for like 2 years now 😬

Hopefully I can stay supporting myself this time being a bipolar alcoholic.

Im like 95% of the way there. Cheap sober living in prison town so a criminal record wont be a problem

Met VERY interesting people. Funniest shit was a guy that stole and pawned his grandma's hoverround 4 times 🤣