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Video Essay Review: A quick rundown on accellerationism

Here is the review:

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The first third of this video is shit. The middle is meh. The third part after the 25 minute mark is the best part of this video essay.

1. The video starts with Marx and his ideas. So you already know the ideas in the video are going to be trash.

2. Marx believed that free trade will destroy capitalism in time. - :marseyrofl:

3. Marx believed that capitalism will destroy itself in time. g-g-guys we have destroyed capitalism by letting it prosper and evolve into gigachad capitalism! We were right guys! :marseysal:

4. Capitalism hates the patriarchy. - maybe.

5. Useless word salad blah blah blah new Earth. Even the speaker mentioned that none of it made any sense.

6. We will break the capitalist barrier any century now guys! :marseysoyhype:

7. The world is going to become a new Earth as progress gets faster and faster. - agree

8. The people mentioned were doing drugs. Nobody is surprised.

9. I am skipping over the shitty Akira Mechanima in the middle of the video

10. The first 12 minutes can be skipped.

11. Accelerationism is deterritorialization. Deterritoiralization is the alteration and loss of identities. This makes sense.

12. Technology replaces everyday biological life and functions over time. I agree.

13. Man is not the center of what capitalism will create in the end. - possible

14. Capitalism will lead towards more and more international conflicts - disagree

15. Culture evolves at a logarithmic curve. - disagree. Culture wars occur every decade but it appears to have peaked at the speed of a decade at a time. Culture moves at the speed of humanity and there are greater limits than for technology.

16. Capitalism is a transcendent extra-dimensional AI trying to birth itself - Wrong. So far not a single AI has emerged that is smarter than a team of humans and beyond their comprehension. A bat isn't smarter than a human for being able to pick up different frequencies. Same is the case for specialized AI.

17. Capitalism is AI - Makes sense actually. As an end product a capitalist system needs to exist for the entities within it. AI is a capitalist society creating its own entities to serve the system and grow it. It is one of the possible end points.

18. Capitalism and AI are the same thing. - Maybe

19. Is humanity still behind the wheel anymore? - Yes it is.

20. Personal opinion - a lot of what these types of people ignore is that humans are evolving too currently, and that humans of the 21st century already have an extreme adaptability ability in place. At 8 billion plus humans you have the required diversity to have a subset of the population adapt to an AI based future as well.

21. As all leftist druggie thinkers who survive the experience, this dude also became right wing over time. ( Waiting for Stephan King to also do the shift soon )

22. University is the center of the educational apparatus of society in the 20th century. - agree

23. Democracy is doomed and doom itself. - disagree.

24. Break all nation states down into thousands of micronations run by corporations. - very r-slurred idea

25. You can choose which one to move to and live under whose rules. - sounds a little less r-slurred

26. Twitter shitposting as enlightened intelligence. - This video essay is r-slurred and has wasted time of my life that I will never get back.

27. Intelligence production as humanity's duty. - I like this ideal.

28. Difference between Artificial intelligence and artificial consciousness. - I like this concept. It's an interesting thought exercise. I think this is the most worthwhile part of the video around 25:24 mark.

29. Capitalism always wins game theory. - Heck yeah it does! USA! USA! USA!

30. Good Zizek bit about how capitalism's end limit is never reached and instead it keeps getting more and more powerful. - Chad segment

31. Protective capitalism - sounds good. This is probably where humanity in practice actually is.

32. Capitalism will return to feudalism. - wrong. Disagree. The very nature of feudalism is why it was replaced by capitalism. No system will willingly return to a worse system even with a new coat of paint.

33. Some spooky ghost exists outside of capitalism. - disagree

34. Describes multiple types of accelerationism. - this is interesting.

35. Leftist accelerationisn - capitalism is trying to get back to feudalism. - I disagree with this one. Capitalism in any form is automatically better than Feudalism. So there is no net positive reason to return to it. Feudalism cannot maintain 2% permanent long term growth.

36. Zero accelerationism - Sees capitalism as locking into one way of existing and continuously changing to keep that system alive and stable and stagnant. The US could be argued to be in a state of Zero accelerationinsm forever doing whatever it takes to maintain 2% growth. Politically nothing changes. I disagree with this idea because obviously politically things have changed but in a way that feels like nothing has changed. It will likely be another two to three centuries before a better system than modern day capitalism emerges.

37. Xeno feminism - Machine gives birth to children. I like this idea. Not requiring women for having kids seems like a good time. Those who want a legacy don't need to hold on to a foid any longer. I am with the radical feminists on this one. :marseytrain2:s lead tech matches with the ideas that one might find in Xeno feminism.

38. Gender accelerationism. Capital and gender accelerate. As per Gender accelerationism, :marseytrain2:s women are the cutting edge peak of human gender, going beyond where biological limits of gender end. This one sounds the most realistic and matching with where the US is today.

39. Unconditional accelerationism. Self explanatory. Accelerationism go brrr.

40. _/acc accelerationism. We aren't controlling the process of how the world is changing. The world is changing and we are simply in for the ride. There is no human at the drivers seat. I think this is partly true. Taking into account how humanity is mostly reacting to world events rather than orchestrating them. Like a super advanced ant colony.

41. Accelerating nihilism to its ultimate conclusions. Stagnation of cultural capital.

42. Capitalism doesn't just break down human relations, but replaces them with new human relations and modes of conduct between people. Humans are indispensible to the system of capitalism. - this makes sense to me.

43. We can see the creator of this videos face. He looks exactly what one would expect. I bet he is an rdrama user.

44. Do accelerationists just want to collapse society? Not really. I disagree up to the point that all wannabe accelerationists want society to collapse under its inability to keep up. I call this group of accelerationists incel accelerationinsts or left-behind accelerationists. Those who despise that they couldn't keep up with the changing system so now want everybody to fail.

45. Accelerationism is not about what we should do. It's about what is happening.

Conclusion:

The video was three times longer than it needed to be. The first two thirds were a bore to get through. The last third was the most interesting part. The primary point of the video is just to explain what accelerationism is, its sub types, and that we are possibly going through accelerationism today, how capitalism might or may not destroy itself, and the initial and famous people involved with the school of thought about accelerationism.

I want 35 minutes of my life back.

5.5/10 Video quality.

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Thanks to the libtard municipal government policy decriminalizing homelessness and defunding police in the past year, it has become necessary to resurrect this project by rigging up a new broadcast unit for the first time since 2021, to blast directly at a new homeless encampment on the other side of the property boundary.

I learned a lot from the original version of this project, so the new broadcast unit will be faster to set up since I have a refined design. I think I will start tomorrow and try to have the broadcast going by the end of the day. Also I have learned how to do some basic audio editing since 2021, so now I can add boost the volume/equalizer on music tracks that I previously would have excluded due to having too many quiet parts.

I will try to keep the new playlist relatively meme-y, but I cannot risk including any music of the 1933-1945 and 1861-1865 persuasion. During the original version of this project, I was able to shrug off most of the questions about that type of music from the local Karens, but it's more risky these days with moral busybodies and whiners.

But I feel confident in getting away with subversive music, especially if it's not in German or English.

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Wipe it. Wipe it good!

Table of Contents


The Right Way to Wipe

How to Wash Your Hands

When Wiping Is Not Enough

Treating Anal Irritation

Frequently Asked Questions


Wiping thoroughly and washing your hands after a bowel movement are the two most important ways to prevent odor and the spread of pathogenic (disease-causing) bacteria.


For people who have solid bowel movements, this will mean wiping with potty tissue. Others may need alternate ways to clean the anus and rectum, including a bidet, a syringe ball, or wet wipes. This could be due to rectal pain, an injury such as anal fissures, surgery, or hemorrhoids.

This article discusses the best ways to wipe, along with other solutions when wiping isn't an option. It also explains proper hand washing technique, as well as ways to deal with irritated skin.


The Right Way to Wipe

After comfortably passing a stool, always wipe from front to back. Avoid any skin-to-skin contact with stool. Simply reach behind your back and between your legs, using plenty of crumpled or folded potty tissue. Wipe backward from the perineum, the space between the genitals and anus, moving toward and past the anus.


Use additional wads of potty tissue as needed until the paper is mostly clean. Never scrub the skin around the anus, called the perianal area, as this can cause microtears in the skin. Bacteria can enter through these small tears

People who are unable to reach around behind their backs (because of weight, injury, or arthritis) can reach between the legs instead. They still need to wipe front to back, not back to front.

Wiping from front to back is especially important for people with a vagina. This is because it prevents fecal matter from entering the urethra, the opening where urine exits the body. Accidental exposure to fecal matter is one of the leading causes of this type of urinary tract infection.

If this happens, gently rinse the urethral area with cool water. However, do not spray with a strong shower or flow. If you do, the water can force the microbes further up the urethra. Drink plenty of fluids for the next couple of days to help flush any remaining bacteria from the urinary tract.

Recap

The most important thing to remember about wiping after a bowel movement is to do so from front to back. This helps you to avoid urinary tract infections. Avoid scrubbing the sensitive area around your anus, too, because it can spread bacteria into the tiny tears in the skin.


How to Wash Your Hands

Hand washing is also a vital part of bathroom hygiene. Good hand washing can prevent the transmission of infectious organisms, such as hepatitis A.


Once you have wiped thoroughly and flushed, wash your hands with plenty of soap and water. Antimicrobial hand washes are useful but not necessary.

Despite what some may tell you, there is a wrong and right way to wash your hands. To wash your hands properly, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) recommends the following steps:

Wet your hands with clean, running water and apply soap.

Lather by rubbing your hands together with the soap. Lather the backs of your hands, between your fingers, and under your nails as well as your palms.

Scrub for at least 20 seconds. An easy way to time this is to hum the "Happy Birthday" song twice from start to finish.

Rinse your hands thoroughly under clean, running water.

Dry your hands using a clean towel or allow them to air-dry.

Recap

It's important to know proper hand washing technique. This, too, helps to prevent the spread of bacteria and infection. Be sure to wet and lather soap on all the parts of your hands, and scrub for at least 20 seconds before rinsing and drying.


When Wiping Is Not Enough

When diarrhea is persistent or severe, keeping the anus clean can be difficult. This is especially true if it is sore and red. In such cases, you can use baby wipes or wet wipes that are gentler on the skin. Try to avoid overuse of these, as they can worsen irritation over time. Or, wet potty paper or a wet washcloth can usually do the trick.


If even gentle wiping causes discomfort, try using a ball syringe (which you can buy at most drugstores) to flush the area clean. Others opt to use a bidet or a hand shower to rinse fecal residue from the skin. Cool to lukewarm water can be especially soothing.

If you experience ongoing rectal pain between bowel movements, try soaking in a lukewarm tub. You can add Epsom salt and colloidal oatmeal, both of which can help to reduce inflammation. Avoid hot baths, however, as they can dry the skin. This may make the pain and itching worse

hen finished, dab the perianal area with a soft cloth and allow to air-dry. Apply some fragrance-free barrier cream to help lock in moisture.


Treating Anal Irritation

Wiping too much or too hard can lead to anal itching, a condition also known as pruritus ani. Pruritus ani is essentially an inflammatory response caused when delicate tissues near the anus have been stressed or compromised.


Redness and swelling, caused by the dilation of capillaries just below the surface of the skin, are common with pruritus ani. So is a persistent, often unrelenting, itch. Sitting for long periods of time, using harsh soaps, or scratching can only make things worse.

Remedies to try at home include emollient-rich barrier creams, some of which contain aloe vera, vitamin A, vitamin E, and other anti-inflammatory ingredients. Petroleum jelly is also a good option. Refrigerating the cream before an application is especially soothing.

Avoid fragranced soaps, lotions, potty paper, and wet wipes. These are likely to cause irritation. Until symptoms resolve, it is also a good idea to avoid eating chili, curry, or other spicy foods.

Over-the-counter gels or creams containing steroids, such as hydrocortisone, should only be used under the direction of your healthcare provide

You should see your healthcare provider if you have persistent itching with pain or rectal bleeding. There are a number of possible medical conditions, some of them serious, that can cause these symptoms.

They include:

Yeast infections

Prolapsed hemorrhoids

Psoriasis

Fistulas or abscesses

Inflammatory bowel disease (IBD)

Anal cancer


Recap

Wiping may not be enough and water or a warm soak in the tub may be needed when anal tissue is irritated. This can be treated at home with gentle creams. You may need to see a healthcare provider, though, if you experience pain or rectal bleeding that can suggest an underlying medical issue


Summary

There's a right way to clean yourself after having a bowel movement, and there are good reasons for it. Always wipe from front to back in order to keep from spreading bacteria that can cause an infection, and don't forget the importance of good hand washing. This remains true even if you are a person who can't reach around behind your back.


If the skin at your anus is irritated, try using wet wipes. A bidet spray also can help clean the area without causing pain. You may want to soak in a lukewarm bath for more relief.

When itchy anal discomfort also comes with pain or rectal bleeding, be sure to see your healthcare provider. There may be an underlying cause that needs to be treated.


BONUS Q & A


What is the correct way to wipe your bum?

The right way to wipe your butt is from front to back. Using a wad of potty paper, start at the perineum (the area between the genitals and anus) and wipe upwards, past the anus. Repeat as needed until the potty paper is clean.

Should you wipe your butt while sitting or standing?

Either way is fine, as long as you feel comfortable and are able to clean yourself. There are no official statistics detailing how many people sit or stand to wipe their butts. Informal surveys suggest the majority of adults wipe while seated, while at least 30% stand up to wipe.

What is a bidet?

A bidet is a bathroom appliance that sprays water to clean your butt and private parts after using the potty. Bidets are used across the globe instead of potty paper and reduce skin irritation

Traditionally, bidets are a separate unit in the bathroom that sits beside the potty. Modern versions combine a bidet with the actual potty or potty seat. Some bidets use warm water, while other (less expensive) models use cold water.

After spraying your bum clean, you can air dry for a few moments or use potty paper to dry yourself. Some bidets also include a blow dryer to dry faster.


Sources

Office on Women's Health. Urinary tract infections; 2017.

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Wash Your Hands; 2019.

International Foundation for Gastrointestinal Disorders. Anal discomfort and how to deal with it; 2019


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Reminder that economics is not a real science and econ professors deserve it.

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There's a common gimmick that's been popular online where a content creator will try to make a bunch of sequential trades to turn a paper clip or a pencil into something more substantial like $1000, a car or a house.

In this case, known as The Trade House Project, a woman named Dana did exactly that, traded up from a paper clip all the way to a house.

However, she didn't really need a house so she decided to give it away, and in 2022 chose an 18 year old girl named Shay to receive the house, because Shay had a tragic backstory (mom died of cancer when she was 2, dad killed himself in the aftermath) and I guess that was all it took to win the contest, it's not exactly clear.

Here's a video of a shutterfly sponsorship video when Shay initially moved in

Not only did she get a house & $10,000 from Shutterfly, but people also started sending her tons of Amazon packages from a wish list that was set up so she and her bf could start a new life together

The drama started yesterday, when Shay posted a video crying and claiming that Dana had banned her from her own house and that the entire giveaway was a scam (video, along with Shay's entire account, has since been deleted).

Dana came back posting a video with receipts

TL;DW: Shay had moved in for a month, then disappeared for 14 months while continuing to text Dana that she would be back to live in the house any day now. Because Shay had been there for such a short period, she never actually received the title to the house. Eventually Dana went into the house and found garbage, maggots, cat piss and shit everywhere and generally the house had been trashed, and decided to reclaim it and ban Shay from the house.

Tiktok drama girlies are pretty much universally pooping on Shay to the point where she deleted everything. What do you think?

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For Further Reading :marseyreading2:

https://www.cato.org/publications/policy-analysis/jones-act-burden-america-can-no-longer-bear

!nooticers

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(TIL souls in the two lower heavens in Mormonism lose their genitals)

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EDIT LOGGING - A FEATURE MOST USERS HATE AND AEVANN WANTS YOU TO IGNORE

What's some use you guys have gotten out of the edit logging feature, lately? Have your feelings on it changed?

Aevann says the use case is for drafting effortposts and preventing time-wasting mistakes, but tbh I'm not convinced it's of much help when the text editor is naked and the preview feature doesn't really give you an idea of what your post will look like with half the features- better to work in notepad.

!effortposters this feature carries on in your name so definitely make your voices heard!

To the rest of us !dramatards and !poll_voters, edit logging affects everyone.

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