some crackhead attacked a friends co-worker last night in new jersey, buddy sent me this footage. worth staying till the end. holy shit. pic.twitter.com/9XKTWc8VQn

— billary (@iambillary) July 26, 2022

Finally some diversity in the crack community.

During the 2021 peruvian elections, candidate Milagros Juárez campaigned by cosplaying as Asuka from Evangelion.
In this campaign ad, she sings its famous opening song with "lyrics" that promise death penalty to corrupt politicians and deportation of all ilegal immigrants. pic.twitter.com/cDQjpyHlS8

— Crazy Ass Moments in LatAm Politics (@AssLatam) July 4, 2022

NEW: Man with a suspended license joins court Zoom call while driving in his car.

This is the funniest video I've seen in a long time.

Judge Cedric Simpson can be seen dumbfounded after defendant Corey Harris dialed into the meeting from his car.

Simpson: "Mr. Harris, are… pic.twitter.com/ydOKIMD7Ie

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) May 29, 2024

I tend to think soy boys don't really feel that happy and are exaggerating mild happiness in order to mask their existential misery.

Like maybe there's been a few instances of moments of pure joy where the right photographer might have lucked out and caught me doing a soy gape, but the only occasions I can think of are moments where friends/family/pets have done something spontaneously funny. Never when <latest thing=""> has been announced. And certainly never while looking directly at the camera.</latest>

But scepticism aside, here's what gets me closest to soygaping:

Coffee

I am an unashamed coffee snob. I have a >£4,000 espresso setup including a La Mazzocco Linea Mini and a Eureka Atom grinder and I totally soy out over the process of making espresso and also pour over coffee.

This is one area where I frequently lie to my wife and connive to spend money without her knowing because she wouldn't understand if she knew the true cost of this hobby.

Me inside when my coffee arrives in the post:

Volvos

I love Volvos. I love seeing other people's Volvos. I like old Volvos and new Volvos. I've got a moose sticker on my Volvo.

I am looking forward to getting the new Volvo EX30 very soon, and hoping they release some electric wagons so I can continue my Volvo wagon habit into the future.

I just can't see myself ever buying any other manufacturer. They're not the fastest or the highest end, but man are they practical and well-designed.

Me when I'm driving my Volvo and I see another Volvo or I'm watching the early reviews of the new EX90:

Manly Scents

I've got an unopened bottle of Gaultier² which is my absolute favourite.

I want to clone myself and have s*x with myself every time I sniff myself. So hot.

They've relaunched it, but it apparently doesn't smell the same as the original so I'm saving it for a special occasion. Either that or selling it to some other nerd for £400+.

Burberry London is another favourite.

Not just sprays though. Anykind of manly shower gel or beard oil, etc. Even the rare manly scented candle just gets me soying out like:

How about you? What gets you soygaping, either literally or in your mind?

OP of the thread is 73 years old and constantly stalked and harassed by his wife

Just completed 200 days straight on Alchohol + Cocaine.

This biohack gets expensive due to tolerance increase.

Currently at $569/day (2l of Johnny walker black and 5-7g of peruvian)

Noticeable benefits

-Zero sexual performance (focused)
-Degenerate sex drive (locked in)… pic.twitter.com/8CmXWyH7Gm

— GALLAGHER 🇨🇦 (@SILVERnBOLD) May 15, 2024

God I wish this was real.

!druggies do you dare to take the challenge?

I think this is the one situation where it's appropriate to describe one's curiosity as being "peaked", I know I've never been more curious to meet someone in my entire life

https://www.juliefotheringham.net/blog-1/2016/6/19/phone-calls-from-a-pervert

!r-slurs !g*mers !kino

EDIT: Tonight's winner is @Elon_SUSk. Thank you to all who suggested video essays. DC has been disbursed, including participation awards for all my spoiled little zoomers.

Drone footage shows students in Emory College training for clashes with police.

Imagine if MAGA got caught doing this.pic.twitter.com/KcpFJK8Epq

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 8, 2024

If you say no you're part of the problem:

They pay each other in sexual favors with HIV folk:

Some interesting livejournal entries about India and Haiti from Scott Alexander back when people could describe third world countries without every other comment demanding that you check your privilege

trip to India

trip to Haiti

trip to Haiti continued with photos

plz post if you have any more of these

I thought Donkey Kong December was forced and unfunny. Therefore, if I block everyone who participated in it, I'll stop seeing unfunny posts, and only ever see gems

I called this idea COMEDY EUGENICS and I still stand by the principle of it, but ohmyGOD Kongs were the WORST target You guys carry this website. Seriously, my feed is absolutely dry and desolate now. It's magnatudes slower, and the posts that get through are less funny.

I'm sorry Kongs. You were right and I was wrong. I am reversing the ban

I'd still consider this experiment a success though. Why? Because, by making my feed a boring stagnant swamp, I learned who the real enemy is.

Wanna know who is really killing rdrama? The true coal miners of this site?!?

THE UNBLOCKABLES

THAT'S RIGHT!! THEY'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO I DIDNT BLOCK!!! And when you see nothing but their post, oh my GOD is it a chore!

I am starting a new initiative. A NEW FRONTIER FOR COMEDY EUGENICS. I will be making a browser plugin that blocks ALL THE UNBLOCKABLE, UNTOUCHABLE SWINE!!! Then, and ONLY THEN, will my feed be pure!

in the meantime, I have some apologies to write.