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Workers are more likely to leave companies where equity efforts aren’t a priority

:#marseymisinformation:

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No one wants to do DEI toolbox meetings every month :marseyeyeroll:

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>see optional DEI meeting sent over

>Instant decline

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>Have mandatory DEI training

>Mute DEI foid

>Play Duke Nukem

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SHAKE IT BABY

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:#marseydukenukem:

YOUR FACE, YOUR BUTT, WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?

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>Duke Nukem noise blurs out the queerbabble

Works better if meeting is face 2 face one on one

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Reported by:

sickening :marseysick:

Why do they make not being a chud so hard? :marseyitsover:

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Instead, he said companies should consider race, gender and ethnicity when deciding who to let go.

Have you tried giving you're job you're house and you're wife too the first black you see yet?

Detrans lives matter

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>chud awarded still

:#marseyxd:

Trans lives matter

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Chud 4 lyfe. Yeah @collectijism wear it proudly. Moms spaghetti

Detrans lives matter

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Me to god: Why do you keep sending me your cringiest leftoids

God to me: you are my most resilient liberal


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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God to you:

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>Year of the chud continues into 2023

:#marseyprisma:

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not so fast

Only software engineering and data science jobs saw larger declines, at 24% and 27%, respectively.

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>fewer HB1s

Lmao

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Where’s that pic of twitter staff before and after elon

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Here you go bby

It's probably misleading though (I'm assuming, because all journoids do is lie

)TRANS LIVES MATTER, BIPOC LIVES MATTER, JEWISH CHAD LIVES MATTER

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WHITO PIGGU GO HOME :#marseychingchongsupremacy:

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WHITO PIGGU SIGN MY CHECKS :#marseychingchongsupremacy:

:#!marseyelonmusk: GET IN YOUR HOLE, SLOPE!

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Elon is basically the human form of that AI that won't tell lies.

Trans lives matter?

:#trumpjaktalking:

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Thanks :marseykeffalsdance:

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This is the modern Deutsche Physik vs. Jüdische Physik

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There's no way that more than 3 people in the left picture know how to code

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HB1

H1B? I can tell you're not a foreign programmer :marseyeyeroll:

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Hope you enjoyed the US, back to pooville you go!

:#marseywave2:

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Yaaaaay!

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I prefer all my HBs to be HB10s. Who would want to write a field report about fricking a HB1?

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Software :marseyairquotes:engineers:marseyairquotes:

Glorified codemonkeys deserve it

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It says listings, not employment numbers.

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“Cutting DEI oriented staff now, unless you’ve made really progress and can say ‘mission accomplished’ is not a good look,” said Angie Kamath, dean at the NYU School of Professional Studies, who focuses on workforce development. “There are some real risks.”

What risks? :marseyquestion:

And their mission will never be accomplished lmao according to DEI staff. Why would it be?

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“It would be unfortunate if some vague misconduct accusations were to take place on Twitter. That wouldn’t happen if you hired me for a DEI position.”

:marseysmug2:

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nice company you got there, would be a shame if someone suggested it was a hotbed of crypto-stochastic terror-fascism.

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Lol

Do better sweatie

Get the frick out of my office


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"oof, not a good look, chief!" - NYU shitlib

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And their mission will never be accomplished lmao according to DEI staff.

I mean yeah they'd be out of a job lmao

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trillion dollar company

vs

causing harm and not a good look plus ick

who wins?

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What risks?

Her sinecure is in danger

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The risk of paying white people more and them not having to decypher black peoples emails written with sixth grade reading comprehensions.

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:marseyxd: isn’t that the truth.

Maybe I’m the sucker if having to do it.

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unless you’ve made really progress

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“Diversity, equity and inclusion can’t be a thing that you only do when times are good,” Williams said. “If it becomes a flavor of the week, then companies will lose out on talent.”

the only time a company can hire based on idpol bullshit and not go under is during the good times you absolute r-slur, what does that tell you?

these idiots need their face shoved in the shit they are causing but that will never happen cause they can continue to grift companies for woke points

of course this is her

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Is that the same McKinsey company that is in trouble for being in bed with the leaf government? https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/business-development-bank-canada-hudon-mckinsey-1.6720914


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That's probably the *least* sketchy thing they've ever been accused of being involved in

The "Controversies" section of their wiki page is longer than the whole rest of the page

One of their guys founded Enron for starters

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It's where Harvard grads with useless degrees go to launch their careers as lizardpeople/bureaucrats. See: Peter Bussygieg

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@arsey WORKED FOR AN EX-ENRON EXECUTIVE AT A COMPANY HE STARTED. HE GOT REALLY MAD THAT PEOPLE WERE SPREADING RUMORS THAT HE WAS BIPOLAR (DUDE WAS BATSHIT) AND HIRED A LIFE COACH TOO TRY TOO BE REALLY FRIENDLY WITH US. EVEN HELD MEETINGS TOO TELL US THAT WE CAN TELL HIM ANYTHING AND NOT TOO WORRY THAT OUR SECRETS WILL BE SAFE (LITERALLY SAID THIS). MOST BIZARRE FRICKIN JOB I'VE EVER HAD.

trans lives matter


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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Sounds like Gavin Belson.

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Most of their controversies are just their alum doing fraudulent things. McKinsey is just business, with all the psycho things that come with it.

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All three of the McKinsey consultants whom I've either met, dated, or eavedropped upon have been wokies who were totally consumed by IdPol brainworms. If you want a good management consulting company that doesn't just recommend whatever the latest fad is I'd go with Bain instead. You'll still pay a shit ton of money but at least you'll probably get decent value out of it.

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Well when the government hires these consultant groups they pretty much say "here is a bunch of money, give us the numbers we want". Then they can point to those numbers and say "we talked to experts and they said that our law is the correct thing to do".


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Are you trying to tell me that you don't Trust the Experts, chud?!?

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Weird how employees of an elite, high-paying consulting firm are near-unanimously in favor of an ideology that supposedly opposes inequality :marseythonk: :marseywrongthonk:

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You'll never be McKinsey material if you keep nooticing stuff like this!!! Their expectation is that you'll look pretty (McKinsey consultants are admittedly very good-looking, which they really ought to be at those insane rates), charm the client, and STFU about any uncomfortable truths.

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id go, cause im guessing the title means i can score some drugs maybe even some swirl.

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Instead, he said companies should consider race, gender and ethnicity when deciding who to let go.

God I wish a was I could be the one to fire these people.


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If chuds were smart they would infiltrate DEI positions at big companies. The shitlibs are doing what chuds dreamed of doing for 50+ years: letting race and gender decide who to hire/fire.

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>Implying DEI positions go to anyone not brown and/or f*male

:#marseyclueless:

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Implying DEI positions go to anyone not brown and/or f*male

So assert that you're MtF, and make zero effort to pass.

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im afraid you are also going to have to claim WtB, but unfortunately society isnt ready to deal with that level of oppression yet.

check back in two years.

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The original WtB, reverse vitiligo is a tragic condition

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Do you not realize how exhausting that would be to do day in and day out?

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Say you've got Chronic Fatigue and need to work from home


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>implying a large percentage of chuds are white

do better.

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But they are. They just never leave the house

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The :marseybigbrain: DEI move would be convincing a bunch of :marseytunaktunak: to indicate that they're black on hiring forms

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To infiltrate DEI, you need to be some flavour of idpol like bipoc. Straight white male won't make it behind enemy lines.

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Straight white male won't make it behind enemy lines.

Are you familiar with what's called a "transbian"?

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> Pumping yourself full of estrogen to own the libs

4D interdimensional chess right there

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You're 1/16 Cherokee, go wild chief :marseycherokee:

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I would literally c*m as I fired them holy shit

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You got to learn to edge bro

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Lol cat out of the bag

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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:#marseywholesome: :#marseygravedance:

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Someone posted a chuded out rant on slack in my previous job that pissed lots of people off and he concluded it with, "Atleast the diversity and inclusion team will have something to talk about tomorrow".

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Never gets old bros 😂

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>“Companies have rushed to think of the bottom line, but whenever we try to optimize for speed, we’re probably going to skip over diversity, equity and inclusion.” 

>Instead, he said companies should consider race, gender and ethnicity when deciding who to let go.

HAHAHAHA

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>we try to optimize for speed

nah strag we're optimizing for sneed

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they are technically correct. speed is totally a mayo drug

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Asians love speed tho guess they really are white-adjacent

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They're really trying to create the white supremacist right wing death squads

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Most useless people got the ax first. Maybe they do fire strategically and find the trans lives matter people too fire.

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Day in the life of a FAANG DEI consultant

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...according to findings from Textio, which helps companies create unbiased job ads...

Did a bit of looking into this, it's a funny idea for a grift company. Half because they're using AI to automate the other DEI departments out of a job, but also because they get to say things like "asking candidates to have a sense of humor discriminates against women."

It's a reasonable idea for job ads, since you're applying broad trends to influence another broad trend (the demos that apply to your company.) But then they also sell a perf review tool where they nootice differences in feedback, label any deviation between groups as a bias, and red-flag it on an individual level. So for example, since black women get more feedback about their personality, their version of Clippy ensures it's off-limits to raise a personality issue with a black foid that reports to you.

Tons of contradictions too as they try to wrangle every discrepancy into a social justice issue. They provide ~20 stats showing Asians are the most highly looked upon employees, then drop this and say people must think Asians are a race of handicapped r-slurs:

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the fixed mindset term "overachiever"

I'd interpret that as either (a) that person needs a more difficult job; or (b) that person is rocking the boat and getting others in trouble for slacking off; or (c) someone's been asking leading questions on the surveys; or (d) that person looks like they're going to burn themselves out.

None of this "it means the respondent thinks they shouldn't be that capable" bullshit that textio is asserting there.

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:#marseypearlclutch:

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:#marseyblackpearlclutch:

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NO my heckin bloat job :soymad:

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:#marseypikachu2::#marseyshook:

Trans lives matter.

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Last in

First out

Even an r-slur

Could tell you what it's all about

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Someone link the archive thread Jesus Christ @collectijism have a full hand of lotion and this stupid site won’t let @collectijism read past the first paragraph

Detrans lives matter

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:#marseygravedance:

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Last year I had been thinking about leaning into my various minority statuses at work or joining the annoying diversity groups to see if it helped my promotion prospects but now I'm kinda glad I didn't

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Being a gay and good at programming is good looks for the company because it adds to diversity for free. Being a gay alone is not because you’re just deadweight.

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Diversity and inclusion in tech

WTF does that even mean? Special caretakers for that one r-slur who still likes using #C for online programs?

trans lives matter?

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How can this possibly be real? It seems too good to be true.

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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.

#tech Layoffs Are Hitting #diversity and Inclusion Jobs Hard https://rdrama.net/h/slackernews/post/142169/tech-layoffs-are-hitting-diversity-and #ElonMusk #women #companies

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Paywalls are hitting Haggis hard.

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With a wit like that, me responding to you would be the internet equivalent of beating up a small child. So instead I will refrain, enjoy a snickers, and hope to god you kids are not serious about this person. Here's your upmarsey, you little creep.

Snapshots:

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Hopefully a lot less women in the work place

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!slots100

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