Super Bowl LIX Betting Thread 
I completely misremembered the Bill T-shirt joke and now I'm a day off 
NFL had their little award show/NFL Honors + Hall of Fame inductees. Sterling Sharpe is in the HoF now.
Previous Threads: week 18/MVP/Regular Season threads, Wildcard, Divisional, Conference Champs. There are 2 bets left pending the SB results.
Sunday 6:30 PM Eastern Time
Kansas City Chiefs - 87,200 total betted
Philadelphia Eagles - 90,000 total betted - WINNER!
Don't Click This - 23,400 total betted
pings: !mensfootball !goomble !goomblers !bets @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS
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more betting: https://rdrama.net/post/340823/real-superbowl-betting-thread-for-real
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Super Bowl MVP
Patrick Mahomes (QB Chiefs) - 11,400 total betted
Saquon Barkley (RB Eagles) - 6,800 total betted
Jalen Hurts (QB Eagles) - 5,000 total betted - WINNER!
Travis Kelce (TE Chiefs) - 2,200 total betted
Xavier Worthy (WR Chiefs) - 200 total betted
A J Brown (WR Eagles) - 400 total betted
Other- Chiefs - 1,800 total betted
Other- Eagles - 1,400 total betted
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Coinflip
Heads - 10,000 total betted
Tails - 10,000 total betted - WINNER!
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First TD
Chiefs - 8,000 total betted
Eagles - 7,400 total betted - WINNER!
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Will there be overtime?
Yes - 5,000 total betted
No - 34,200 total betted - WINNER!
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Will either team get a safety?
Yes - 3,800 total betted
No - 14,000 total betted - WINNER!
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Chiefs points total
0-9 - 600 total betted
10-19 - 4,000 total betted
20-29 - 6,200 total betted - WINNER!
30-39 - 2,600 total betted
40-49 - 800 total betted
50-59 - 600 total betted
60+ - 200 total betted
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Eagles points total
0-9 - 800 total betted
10-19 - 1,600 total betted
20-29 - 6,000 total betted
30-39 - 2,600 total betted
40-49 - 400 total betted - WINNER!
50-59 - 200 total betted
60+ - 400 total betted
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Can you make one for a taytay proposal
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Will Travis Chudsey and Taylor "KKK" Swift get engaged (must be on the Super Bowl Broadcast)
Yes - 6,600 total betted
No - 66,800 total betted - WINNER!
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Crazy. Go birds.
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I don't know what a safety is.
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Greeee-eeeee-eeeeeasy........
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Neighbor I don't read
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That's just because nobody taught you properly. The system has failed you, don't fail yourself.
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i like pistols with a compound trigger instead of a safety
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Why?
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What is compound trigger
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I love safeties so much. It's rare but not so rare that you never see it. And it always happens in some really dramatic situation where the guy has nowhere to run.
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Tails never fails
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Tails chads can't stop winning
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!coinboys
Coinflip:
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headcels seething about tailchads
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Tails AGAIN
pizzaLL already getting in on the early and often Ls.
May his old balony-macoroni-loaf not be grey in the midd-L
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!coinboys stay loyal to the coin
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RIGGED
RIGGED
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Tails never fails, which is why I'm betting heads because gamblers are r-slurred
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One of these days a defensive linebacker will win MVP and I'll be a millionaire from a 200 dollar bet
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Malcolm Smith, Von Miller, and Ray Lewis all did that this century. I think at least one or two other defensive players have as well.
Other - Chiefs is the sharp answer even though Mahomes is most likely winning.
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I totally forgot Miller and Smith did it so recently, good call. But this year it def seems like a super long shot
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One fricking should have this game. Eagles defensive line destroyed them.
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Thanks suckers
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I believed in the Barkley meme
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Please sign this petition for Hydro-Quebec to shut off electricity transmission to the United States during the Superbowl:
https://www.change.org/p/urge-hydro-quebec-to-cease-energy-supply-to-the-usa-during-super-bowl-until-half-time
D E A T H
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A M E R I C A
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Quebec has electricity?
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Non, l'électricité.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydro-Qu%C3%A9bec
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Wish it had an electric fence around it tbh.
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What I'm going to to do during the superbowl
!furries !g*mers !coomers !2dgooners
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Took this long to realize she has the grimace flipped upside down
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I want to be this powerful
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guys are you r-slurred? of course the cheifs are going to win, and TK is going to get MVP. NFL is fake and straight and this is all for promotion
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And he's going to propose to Tay!!!!
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/r/agedlikemilk
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Kelce is washed and he can still propose without winning MVP. Refs will give the game to the Chiefs though.
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Two of my friends are working the super dome
If you're in town reach out I'll get you some free swag !burgers
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(All the swag is from the losing team)
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Stealing from Africa smh
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yoooooo
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No matter who wins, philly burns.
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They already started a week early
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DEI pilot
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If the Chiefs lose Taytay might dump that loser Travis and I'd have my opportunity to win her over
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Inshallah
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The fix is already in, chiefs and Mahomes for mvp
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There's an outside shot they give MVP to Kelce, but the Chiefs are definitely winning.
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Hey
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Let's go eagles, I'm so tired of this fricking team
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Eagles should have beat them last time, they're a better team. I hope Barkley drops 200 yards on em. Eagles by 17.
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I bet it's going to be boring as frick.
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That's a given; it's American football
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https://nflscorigami.com/
will we see scorigami
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Can we get a bet on if there will be another blackout?
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Wtf man you can't just ask about the team's racial makeup like that
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How many flea flickers (from either team)?
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!swifties you know what to do
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Carp please give me some of the coins from my Ravens bet back
I'll bet however you want
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I can't fricking stop clicking the 3rd button..... HALP!
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Andy Reid always schools Fangio. Big Red is too good, Eagles walk away crying.
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See you at the race war this Sunday.
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Unnecessary and uncalled for ping
two more strikes and you're getting blocked + megadownmarseyd buddy, don't test your luck
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I didn't expect a Canadian "Please Don't Tariff Us" commercial.
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The koth clip reminds @HailVictory1776 that it was probably one of the very few shows too actually use the phrase "Super Bowl" because Fox probably had the broadcast rights that year and the nfl is extremely gay about its use hence "big game" being everywhere blue lives matter
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time to bring me my money
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Wildcard bet paid out. Conference and super bowl bets froze when I declared a winner
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strung us along all year just to steal all the super bowl DC and run off!
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What do we get if our team wins?
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coins
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How many? And do we lose coins if our team loses?
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Your coins are already gone bro.
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I ran out of drama coin from all my bets. I had like 7K and im not even finished betting
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https://rdrama.net/h/chudrama/post/340725/-
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Eagles are winning.
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omg hi
@prez!!! okay so this is like super awkward omg but basically i had to remove ur comment bc u didnt say
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