Added context: Denver has never won a championship before, so this is kind of a big deal for them.

Thread is full of slapfights. Here's one that made me chuckle.

>During the finals? Bruh

>Mods and everyone else can pat themselves on the back like they are going to make a difference

>Let me guess. You didn’t vote.

>I mean I didn't vote either bc I don't frequent this sub 24/7 so I missed it. Only 8k of 7.7M voted, but I guess that's enough to take this offline indefinitely. What a joke lol. Sorry Nuggets fans

A reporter asked Todd Bowles if the Bucs were prepared to play in the frigid Detroit weather.

“You do know we play indoors, right?” pic.twitter.com/Z6vksXrGXW

— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) January 17, 2024

BREAKING: A man has been arrested for the manslaughter of the ice hockey player Adam Johnson in Sheffieldhttps://t.co/UnGutZ6G2P

— The Yorkshire Post (@yorkshirepost) November 14, 2023

Literally just happened so limited drama so far

https://twitter.com/aidenlufc/status/1724465595901530144

https://twitter.com/bxysnthbttrlnd/status/1724467401029259764

https://twitter.com/fromtapetotape/status/1724466966289670465

https://twitter.com/thathockeylass/status/1724468256256274765

https://twitter.com/creaso14/status/1724469126486511774

Re: @Awoo 's report, they gave him a standing ovation first game back

https://twitter.com/_PeterSpencer/status/1723752414870679975

What was tweeted by his mayo (?) argentinian teammate

How the responded:

Bongs might still ban the mayo lmao: https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/17h05nb/alejandro_garnacho_is_at_risk_of_a_football?sort=controversial

I don't know how anyone can think that someone would post something racist on a post celebrating his teammate just who saved a last minute penalty kick

!football

@Wojak lol did you nootice this drama? i haven't checked /r/soccer for a couple of days and missed it

Report: The Native American Guardians Association is suing the #Commanders, the NAGA are also attempting to get them to restore their former team name, per @NBCMontana

The NAGA claim they have nearly 12,000 signatures.

By changing their name from "Redskins", the association… pic.twitter.com/MbJu8y7s0M

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) September 26, 2023

By changing their name from "Redskins", the association claims that the Commanders have "dishonored" many years of Native American tradition and heritage.

I'm legit confused about how this is supposed to work, but I respect the heel turn on this particular grift for being extra funny.

!football

Do you hire exclusively black people for your NBA team because you believe their race and all of its biological traits (height, superior stamina and strength) gives them a competitive advantage? https://t.co/eVFIPSenBs

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) January 29, 2024

If you weren't aware they have been pretty much consistently the whitest team in the league since he bought them

The two most famous players in their history are both white Europeans

!nonchuds come laugh at this failure of a chud dunking

Some more r-slurred chuds trying to jump in to support the white Portuguese Ian

https://twitter.com/TheRabbitHole84/status/1751786117094105115

https://twitter.com/forceonatr/status/1751785984793194621

https://twitter.com/altrightythen/status/1751789164507648143

https://twitter.com/ericthewheeler/status/1751810533836431402

!football

Deleted his account before I could get any more replies unfortunately. The rest of his account was just things like screenshots of the morning news where he was tagging the presenter and calling her beautiful

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1754436250994442244

He also seem to be obsessed with this one pornstar

!coomers

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1742314341351973111

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1697358283399479682

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1703535982358708481

Here's what the girl in the picture thought about it

https://twitter.com/AfcLei/status/1757335276349735031

Yoooooo this crazy 😭

According to court documents Dwight Howard admitted to meeting up with a guy & engaged in sexual acts

Documents also say Dwight performed nonconsensual oral s*x on the man pic.twitter.com/4R2J13ttWx

— Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) (@shannonsharpeee) October 24, 2023

Non-sportcels this is what he looks like:

I need dude on dude r*pe explained to me by Dave Chappelle:

Mase and Cam Ron react:

Hamburger still has the chance with the promotion playoff but there was a false alarm over the intercom that they were promoted instead, fans are understandably upset

A squirrel at the baseball? The reactions are nuts 🥜😭#BBCBaseball | 🎥 @MLBEurope pic.twitter.com/yCES2cA2nf

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) May 24, 2023

A white supremacist shot three Black people at a supermarket in Florida today after stalking an HBCU so yes, I happen to think an officially licensed product of @utaustin that says 'Embrace the Hate' would seem a bit tone deaf. I'm funny that way. https://t.co/RtBYuGo33q

— Laura Chapin (@LauraChapin) August 27, 2023

we need to lower admissions requirements immediately until we can figure out what the heck is going on

https://twitter.com/search?q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Funiversitycoop%2Fstatus%2F1695201734761570729

fox boomer sneed

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/texas-longhorns-embrace-the-hate-shirt-somehow-leads-outrage-social-media

flyover commentary

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/texas-weirdos-offended-over-team-slogan/109489410/page-1

Zion Williamson is having a baby! Wow what a lucky woman. Quality sperm ✅ pic.twitter.com/KNOvULpdI5

— Troydan (@Troydan) June 6, 2023

https://twitter.com/SH00T_/status/1666197739691036672?t=qfi68UncVmecqgyyEEm96Q&s=19

https://twitter.com/Amitchell9141/status/1666203987295494156?t=sc9rTK2ZrKEW8WIqQEvESQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/MorgBGreat/status/1666403624711254018?t=STJGjPwJ3YvYh5veYR_Q3A&s=19

https://twitter.com/scream_MALCOLM/status/1666421065793273857?t=GMdmQRbH_H7gJlO06_TjKA&s=19

Context:

Eni Aluko is a former professional women's football player turned commentator. Here's a sample of her work:

Joey Barton is a former professional men's football player turned Twitter CHUD (see my previous post for his antics).

A couple of weeks ago, Joey tweeted comparing Eni to a serial killer, so now she's suing him and has fled the country (aka gone on holiday).

For some reason, not everyone thinks her leaving is bad news:

https://twitter.com/MagicalMaresca/status/1747394730885836921

https://twitter.com/agham1992/status/1747537959077777416

The man himself has also responded:

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1747545747338182835

Foid crying:

https://twitter.com/LuxMeaMundiAM/status/1747536117560152187

Tyreek Hill says he doesn't watch film. Instead, he plays Madden the night before a game to check the ratings of the cornerbacks he'll be facing.

“I see their awareness, speed and strength - and that’s how I get a good tell on them.”

pic.twitter.com/I0l1KA6S2a

— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) August 18, 2023

Last night KC Chiefs were playing the Buffalo Bills. There was 1:25 left, and KC is at the 50. Here is the play.

https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/18fhx5f/highlight_chiefs_go_ahead_touchdown_wiped_away_by?sort=controversial

You might notice one guy standing on the blue line, looking back at the center. You might notice his whole team is behind him. If you didn't, the refs did and brought back the cool play. This caused Patrick Mahomes to spiral.

Mahomes is seen yelling, bordering on tears immediately after.

Another angle

After the game when the QB's shake hands he tells the opposing QB it's the "worst fricking call I've ever seen"

After having some time to think it over, Mahomes then doubles down in the post game interview.

Patrick Mahomes: “I've played seven years in the National Football League and never had offensive offsides called.” “Let us play the game.”

For those that aren't football fans, this is how the chiefs won the Superbowl last year:

Note only WR's can get offensive offsides called, and they tend not to because well... it's not that hard to know you shouldn't be looking back at the ball.

He even goes on to say it impacted Kelce's HOF career

The ref weighed in after saying that a warning wasn't given because the guy was so far forward the official who stands at the line couldn't even see the ball because of Toney.

Nine of the ten First Division soccer clubs that published a support post on Instagram for the rights of the LGTBIQ+ community lost followers. The journ*list David Saura , ex-responsible for Barça's digital content and co-founder of Xerpa Studio together with Toni Ruiz , discovered it and reported on social networks that FC Barcelona is the club most affected in this regard, with 440,000 fewer followers only on Instagram and in barely 48 hours from the publication of a photo with the rainbow flags in the Ciutat Esportiva Joan Gamper . on the occasion of LGTBIQ+ Pride Day.

Barça , with more than 122 million followers on Instagram, went from gaining an average of 30,000 followers per day to losing 306,000 in the first 24 hours after the image. The next day he lost another 134,000 followers.

Of the 10 clubs that supported the LGTBIQ+ collective , only UD Las Palmas  increased the number of followers. In number of followers lost, Valencia, Athletic, Real Sociedad, Osasuna, Getafe, Celta, Mallorca and Alavés were the ones that followed Barça in this order.

Large LaLiga clubs, such as Real Madrid or Atlético de Madrid , did not make any posts on Instagram in support of the LGTBIQ+ collective.

!football

Granted that isn't professional, but still the date and degree of hilarity is uncanny. Video in link with explanation for the baseball-oblivious incels.

Previously:

After Brittney Griner played in her first WNBA game last night since coming home from prison in Russia, Phoenix Mercury head coach Vanessa Nygaard was angry Los Angeles didn’t sellout the arena for her return:

“How was it not a sellout??”pic.twitter.com/b2GgnsjlIN

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) May 21, 2023

Gee, I wonder why nobody went to yet another WNBA game

Anyway, in real sports news, the Nuggies went up 3 games to 0 against LeBron and the Gaykers

!football, !familyman, come laugh at these losers. Can you believe they thought it was "their year"?

After 2 years of sneeding, PGA has decided that money is worth more than morals and agreed to merge with LIV, backed by Saudi Arabia. As a reminder, this was PGA's stance last year. Loyalists to the PGA have been thoroughly humiliated as they turned down contracts worth up to $800 million (in Tiger Woods case) for it to not really matter in the end.

As expected, reddit is handling it well:

So LIV golfers just essentially made a shit ton of money and nothing changed? I’m confused

You left out the part where the PGA went on a year long rant about morality and refusing to take money from the Saudis only to immediately take money from the Saudis at the first opportunity

This is my favorite part. And all the redditors who just got cucked by the PGA & their "heritage & tradition"

Hey wait, that’s me 🥴

So the PGA gaslit the public and their athletes into taking the moral high ground all the while they were cutting deals behind closed doors? Unreal levels of scum lol

PGA really made themselves look like a joke. Cash really rules everything.

Always has

What a bunch of greedy and hypocritical scum bags

And on, and on. If you sort by new, plenty of fresh seethe in both the /r/golf and /r/sports threads. Meanwhile /sp/ is acting smug at libcucks and redditors getting owned epic style. Post yfw you didn't look out for number 1 and got clowned on anyways