BREAKING: A man has been arrested for the manslaughter of the ice hockey player Adam Johnson in Sheffieldhttps://t.co/UnGutZ6G2P

— The Yorkshire Post (@yorkshirepost) November 14, 2023

Literally just happened so limited drama so far

https://twitter.com/aidenlufc/status/1724465595901530144

https://twitter.com/bxysnthbttrlnd/status/1724467401029259764

https://twitter.com/fromtapetotape/status/1724466966289670465

https://twitter.com/thathockeylass/status/1724468256256274765

https://twitter.com/creaso14/status/1724469126486511774

Re: @Awoo 's report, they gave him a standing ovation first game back

https://twitter.com/_PeterSpencer/status/1723752414870679975

A reporter asked Todd Bowles if the Bucs were prepared to play in the frigid Detroit weather.

“You do know we play indoors, right?” pic.twitter.com/Z6vksXrGXW

— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) January 17, 2024

!football

Deleted his account before I could get any more replies unfortunately. The rest of his account was just things like screenshots of the morning news where he was tagging the presenter and calling her beautiful

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1754436250994442244

He also seem to be obsessed with this one pornstar

!coomers

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1742314341351973111

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1697358283399479682

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1703535982358708481

Here's what the girl in the picture thought about it

https://twitter.com/AfcLei/status/1757335276349735031

Added context: Denver has never won a championship before, so this is kind of a big deal for them.

Thread is full of slapfights. Here's one that made me chuckle.

>During the finals? Bruh

>Mods and everyone else can pat themselves on the back like they are going to make a difference

>Let me guess. You didn’t vote.

>I mean I didn't vote either bc I don't frequent this sub 24/7 so I missed it. Only 8k of 7.7M voted, but I guess that's enough to take this offline indefinitely. What a joke lol. Sorry Nuggets fans

Last night KC Chiefs were playing the Buffalo Bills. There was 1:25 left, and KC is at the 50. Here is the play.

https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/18fhx5f/highlight_chiefs_go_ahead_touchdown_wiped_away_by?sort=controversial

You might notice one guy standing on the blue line, looking back at the center. You might notice his whole team is behind him. If you didn't, the refs did and brought back the cool play. This caused Patrick Mahomes to spiral.

Mahomes is seen yelling, bordering on tears immediately after.

Another angle

After the game when the QB's shake hands he tells the opposing QB it's the "worst fricking call I've ever seen"

After having some time to think it over, Mahomes then doubles down in the post game interview.

Patrick Mahomes: “I've played seven years in the National Football League and never had offensive offsides called.” “Let us play the game.”

For those that aren't football fans, this is how the chiefs won the Superbowl last year:

Note only WR's can get offensive offsides called, and they tend not to because well... it's not that hard to know you shouldn't be looking back at the ball.

He even goes on to say it impacted Kelce's HOF career

The ref weighed in after saying that a warning wasn't given because the guy was so far forward the official who stands at the line couldn't even see the ball because of Toney.

Zion Williamson is having a baby! Wow what a lucky woman. Quality sperm ✅ pic.twitter.com/KNOvULpdI5

— Troydan (@Troydan) June 6, 2023

https://twitter.com/SH00T_/status/1666197739691036672?t=qfi68UncVmecqgyyEEm96Q&s=19

https://twitter.com/Amitchell9141/status/1666203987295494156?t=sc9rTK2ZrKEW8WIqQEvESQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/MorgBGreat/status/1666403624711254018?t=STJGjPwJ3YvYh5veYR_Q3A&s=19

https://twitter.com/scream_MALCOLM/status/1666421065793273857?t=GMdmQRbH_H7gJlO06_TjKA&s=19

Do you hire exclusively black people for your NBA team because you believe their race and all of its biological traits (height, superior stamina and strength) gives them a competitive advantage? https://t.co/eVFIPSenBs

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) January 29, 2024

If you weren't aware they have been pretty much consistently the whitest team in the league since he bought them

The two most famous players in their history are both white Europeans

!nonchuds come laugh at this failure of a chud dunking

Some more r-slurred chuds trying to jump in to support the white Portuguese Ian

https://twitter.com/TheRabbitHole84/status/1751786117094105115

https://twitter.com/forceonatr/status/1751785984793194621

https://twitter.com/altrightythen/status/1751789164507648143

https://twitter.com/ericthewheeler/status/1751810533836431402

A white supremacist shot three Black people at a supermarket in Florida today after stalking an HBCU so yes, I happen to think an officially licensed product of @utaustin that says 'Embrace the Hate' would seem a bit tone deaf. I'm funny that way. https://t.co/RtBYuGo33q

— Laura Chapin (@LauraChapin) August 27, 2023

we need to lower admissions requirements immediately until we can figure out what the heck is going on

https://twitter.com/search?q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Funiversitycoop%2Fstatus%2F1695201734761570729

fox boomer sneed

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/texas-longhorns-embrace-the-hate-shirt-somehow-leads-outrage-social-media

flyover commentary

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/texas-weirdos-offended-over-team-slogan/109489410/page-1

Context:

Eni Aluko is a former professional women's football player turned commentator. Here's a sample of her work:

Joey Barton is a former professional men's football player turned Twitter CHUD (see my previous post for his antics).

A couple of weeks ago, Joey tweeted comparing Eni to a serial killer, so now she's suing him and has fled the country (aka gone on holiday).

For some reason, not everyone thinks her leaving is bad news:

https://twitter.com/MagicalMaresca/status/1747394730885836921

https://twitter.com/agham1992/status/1747537959077777416

The man himself has also responded:

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1747545747338182835

Foid crying:

https://twitter.com/LuxMeaMundiAM/status/1747536117560152187

A playful update to the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 of St. George appears on the collar to unite and inspire. pic.twitter.com/lXEjXhbIJO

— Nike Football (@nikefootball) March 18, 2024

!football

!britbongs

Genuinely, I have no idea what that is supposed to be? Why is blue and purple uniting and inspiring?

After Brittney Griner played in her first WNBA game last night since coming home from prison in Russia, Phoenix Mercury head coach Vanessa Nygaard was angry Los Angeles didn’t sellout the arena for her return:

“How was it not a sellout??”pic.twitter.com/b2GgnsjlIN

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) May 21, 2023

Gee, I wonder why nobody went to yet another WNBA game

Anyway, in real sports news, the Nuggies went up 3 games to 0 against LeBron and the Gaykers

Context: Joey Barton is former Newcastle/Manchester City player who went on to have a failed career as a manager. In 2022, his wife accused him of assaulting her, but later refused to assist the prosecution.

Last month, he took aim at women commentators for not understanding men's football (note: a DV charity promoted their Tweet under his )

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1732535415033184443

Now he's got a bit more personal, comparing two female commentators to serial killers

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743178035766153418

The Great and Good of football were outraged. Headlines were made and ITV put out a statement on Twitter, but Joey has still come out swinging

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743327495301234831

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743516036698382598

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743529495783747668

Other random tweets:

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1742603690681434348

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743270303298658737

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743593849858228522

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1742869075792167124

Germany beats Team USA 113-111 to advance to the FIBA World Cup Final 🤯 pic.twitter.com/Iq2LZYSFCt

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) September 8, 2023

First baseball, then women's football now basketball. You better hope no one else starts picking up American Football or you won't have anything left

A squirrel at the baseball? The reactions are nuts 🥜😭#BBCBaseball | 🎥 @MLBEurope pic.twitter.com/yCES2cA2nf

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) May 24, 2023

بيان عن مباراة السوبر التركي في العاصمة السعودية الرياض pic.twitter.com/ZKDReocQEZ

— موسم الرياض | Riyadh Season (@RiyadhSeason) December 29, 2023

The Turkish supercup was supposed to be tonight but wouldn't let the come out with Atatürk banners for their centenary. Both clubs then refused to play the game and Saudi police stormed the dressing rooms to confiscate the banners and the game has now been cancelled.

https://twitter.com/aaiaa90/status/1740864554694033754

https://twitter.com/Shahad97642576/status/1740864239341027786

https://twitter.com/Rakan_Rabi3a/status/1740865250290028748

!bharatiya catching strays

https://twitter.com/IP_130/status/1740861918590509435

https://twitter.com/25bii1/status/1740868557905551830

https://twitter.com/steve_mjod/status/1740868277818347550

https://twitter.com/shaima_ESA/status/1740866091528675461

https://twitter.com/Gintoxe/status/1740865903858962854

https://twitter.com/SAlghazwani/status/1740864093446140171

https://twitter.com/monaaangel/status/1740874654070579366

https://twitter.com/R12021L/status/1740866776924041684

!football

Draymond has been ejected after flagrant foul on Nurkić pic.twitter.com/RmrLU5tdw8

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) December 13, 2023

Yes, it's Draymond Green for like the 30th time just assaulting another player. He also tries, in true NBA fashion, to comedically flop afterwards as if that face came out of nowhere and just hit him.

What a great league

Bout order and results: https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/108579-ufc-300

Very legal and legitimate streams: https://buffstreams.app/title-game/ufc/ufc-300-live-streams-links

https://givemeredditstreams.xyz/mma/600041053/ufc-300-pereira-vs-hill

UFC 300 boyos let's fricking go. On paper there isn't a single bad fight on this entire card top to bottom.

After 2 years of sneeding, PGA has decided that money is worth more than morals and agreed to merge with LIV, backed by Saudi Arabia. As a reminder, this was PGA's stance last year. Loyalists to the PGA have been thoroughly humiliated as they turned down contracts worth up to $800 million (in Tiger Woods case) for it to not really matter in the end.

As expected, reddit is handling it well:

So LIV golfers just essentially made a shit ton of money and nothing changed? I’m confused

You left out the part where the PGA went on a year long rant about morality and refusing to take money from the Saudis only to immediately take money from the Saudis at the first opportunity

This is my favorite part. And all the redditors who just got cucked by the PGA & their "heritage & tradition"

Hey wait, that’s me 🥴

So the PGA gaslit the public and their athletes into taking the moral high ground all the while they were cutting deals behind closed doors? Unreal levels of scum lol

PGA really made themselves look like a joke. Cash really rules everything.

Always has

What a bunch of greedy and hypocritical scum bags

And on, and on. If you sort by new, plenty of fresh seethe in both the /r/golf and /r/sports threads. Meanwhile /sp/ is acting smug at libcucks and redditors getting owned epic style. Post yfw you didn't look out for number 1 and got clowned on anyways

Report: The Native American Guardians Association is suing the #Commanders, the NAGA are also attempting to get them to restore their former team name, per @NBCMontana

The NAGA claim they have nearly 12,000 signatures.

By changing their name from "Redskins", the association… pic.twitter.com/MbJu8y7s0M

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) September 26, 2023

By changing their name from "Redskins", the association claims that the Commanders have "dishonored" many years of Native American tradition and heritage.

I'm legit confused about how this is supposed to work, but I respect the heel turn on this particular grift for being extra funny.

Jack Jones is looking at a minimum mandatory prison sentence of 2.5 years to 10 years in prison for the feeding device. Mass. Gen. Laws Chapter 269 Subsection 10(m).

Yeah, he isn’t going to be a Patriot for much longer. @PatsBuzz @_AndrewCallahan https://t.co/oWZhZnhjwa

— Matt Tympanick (@TympanickLaw) June 17, 2023

absolutely tarded lmao

ESPN Sources: The NBA is suspending Golden State’s Draymond Green indefinitely. pic.twitter.com/CNaIXavM0C

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) December 14, 2023