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  • dirigismo : Anyone who says 'goyslop' unironically needs to be put to death
  • TariqNasheed : Look at the marseys in the title, you think its ironic, unironic, or post ironic? 🤔

You can get cosmetics in Diablo 4 for buying goyslop :marseysoylentgrin: :marseykfc:

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Oh forgot to say: DUDE TRANSMOG LMAO

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>Log in to your KFC account

>your KFC account

>KFC account

:carpdeadinsid#e:


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Please eat a verification drumstick to continue

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DO THE KENTUCKY FRIED SHUFFLE FOR PREMIUM ACCESS

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ERROR! Non kfc product detected within the premises!

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Please insert KFC feces inspection stick directly into feces for further examination

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:#carpshy: hey carp, what if we friended each other on our kfc accounts? you know, as a joke…unless u wanted to take it further and share some coupons with me.

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You can share an $100 kfcoupon with me

I will clean your computer virus very needful

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make sure to log into your KFC account and do your daily quests like eat three double downs for extra slopcoins

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But does my icon get a hat?

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kfc accounts already got the horse and boots updates too

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Thats flipping bullshit

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I haven't thought about buckethead in forever. He was pretty good at strumming the guitar. :marseyboomer:

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I saw him play live in a relatively small venue I guess like 15 years ago. I had actually gone to see a different act, That 1 Guy, who was opening for him (video below) but Buckethead was completely insane. Very creative guitarist, some really out there ideas. I loved that shit where he had a kill switch in his guitar, he would keep hitting it while he was playing to make some staccato effects, like the opposite of a delay pedal I guess, it was weird as shit.

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You and @BFBugleberry check out Ewan Dobson yo

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Love the super tight thumb picking

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Too bad he dyin

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What's up with that? I haven't kept up with him.

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His heart don't work right and is on a lot of medication and had surgery. Some fricked up arrhythmia. He demasked for the first time to do an interview about it

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Man that sucks to hear. The genetic lottery is mean, nothing about that guy ever struck me as a drug addict or heavy drinker or anything, he must have just gotten unlucky.

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slopcoin

:marseynotes: I'm tucking this idea under my hat for later

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I have a chick fil a account for the app is this not like that?

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lard butt

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They give you free sandwiches :marseyshrug:

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>lard butt

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:marseytwerking: :marseytwerkinit:

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remember the kfc double down

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a sandwich with two pieces of chicken instead of bread with cheese and bacon and some kind of secret KFC sauce

unironically the single greatest food creation in the history of mankind and if it was still a thing i'd 100% have a kfc account

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I remember how fatbrains acted like this was somehow less healthy than any other KFC order. Take those ingredients and split them across four pieces of bread and nobody would have had a problem with it.

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i fricking loved the double down and i desperately wish it would come back

i think i only had 2 ever

but god was it good


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i have no idea why they did away with it EVERYONE LOVED IT

KFC also got rid of fricking popcorn chicken this year

WHY DOES KFC KEEP REMOVING ALL THE BEST STUFF FROM THEIR MENU I'M GOING TO FIND KERNAL SANDERS AND BEAT HIM UP :punch:

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Their marketing department got nervous about all the "arteries clogging" memes about it.

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If I didn't want my arteries to clog I wouldn't go to KFC

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Marketing and Business nerds are truly the worst.

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And y'know....

Actual heart attack deaths on the premises

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They were un-American communist spies.

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That would cost $12 nowadays :marseyitsover:

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It's worth TWICE that!

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Keto folks explaining how it’s the optimal food

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They brought it back for the D4 beta. Was surprisingly good, like a deconstructed chicken cordon bleu but with bacon instead of ham.

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That thing could feed a small county

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Do you wanna share KFC accounts 🥺

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are we ready to go kfc official


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I don't have the KFC app but it would make my day if you'd accept my Slim Chickens request.

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tfw carp ignores ur sexts on the kfc app

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I last ate at kfc like over a year ago but i have their app and account because they give you some neat discounts :marseyshrug:

No reason not to make one if youre going to eat there

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DAS RITE :#chadblack:

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I fricking hate useless accounts :marseytrollgun: I FRICKING HATE USELESS ACCOUNTS :marseytrollgun: I FRICKING HATE USELESS APPS :marseytrollgun:

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this is one of the few things in life that makes me want to irl fedpost in minecraft but then ill be with some foid n she will legit have an account for every single thing n it makes me feel like a boomer

"wait dont order yet i have a chick fil a account i need points"

:#marseyrage:

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:boomerjam:

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If you have sisters this is reality

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For goyslop enjoyers such as myself, it's not fully useless. They give good deals on some of these apps. I can sometimes consume entire family meals for the price of a single lap dance.

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It's the digital equivalent of having a million credit cards. Every company wants muh points account because it incentives people to come back and buy more shit.

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I like how the mountain dew g*mer fuel wow promotion in 2008 was ultimately more cringey

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sync your KFC account to your Battle.net account

now add doordash too so I can order KFC while i hardcore game :marsoy::marseyfriedchicken:

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>log on to EQ 2

>type /pizza

:#boomermonster:

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna7020132

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>tagline has crippling grammar error

>unfixed in almost 20 years

Are journ*lists good for anything?

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Are journ*lists good for anything?

:#marseydisagree:

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This was an April Fools joke almost 20 years ago. Check those 2005 prices :marseylaugh:

It was a joke because the technology to order shit online like that didn't exist yet

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>tfw trespassed from KFC for violating Hearthstone TOS

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2030:

>use the word vagina-having front-hole

>it's not inclusive enough for toastergenders

>banned from my Blizzard account

>it was linked to my KFC account; wagie refuses to give me the food I PAID FOR

>it was linked to my Volkswagen account so when I go to my car the car doesn't answer to me

>it was linked to my Amazon smart house, so when I finally arrive home I can't get in

>it was linked to my home security account, so my home defense system recognized me as a threat and called the police

>Thank God I live in Bongistan, where potentially misgendering someone is only 3 years in federal prison

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!chuds the future you deserve

!nonchuds the future you also deserve lmfao

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Meanwhile in Brazil 2030:

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!macacos

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it's called a bonus hole now keep up sweaty

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Its really a fricking matter of time til you can doordash in game for bonus xp

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Do kangz play diablo

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ayy i do be eatin dat fried shicken tho

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Every 8h of Diablo you get a free Zinger.

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does anyone remember the kfconsole???

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You bet your butt I do!

https://landing.coolermaster.com/kfconsole/

>The KFConsole has arrived. Forged from the fires of the KFC ovens and built by Cooler Master from the ground up, there has never been a tastier way to experience the latest titles in stunning 4k, 240fps.

>WORLD'S FIRST BUILT IN CHICKEN CHAMBER

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>Never risk letting your chicken go cold again thanks to the patented Chicken Chamber. Utilising the systems natural heat and airflow system you can now focus on your gameplay and enjoy hot, crispy chicken between rounds.

:marseysaluteusa: :marseyscooter:

It's been revealed for about 2.5 years by this point, so I'm suspecting that the whole thing was just an elaborate shitpost. Of course, they built an actual console, but who knows if it's just a demo?

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the lack of info around it makes me think it was like just a shit post, but its website is still up

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Or the KFC dating sim

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Anyone got pizza hut(?) shoes, b-word?

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wow a cross promotion? i've never seen one of those before

must be a zoomer goyslop thing

:m#arseyshitforbrains:

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must be a zoomer goyslop thing

YES.

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I don’t play video games really, bought Diablo last week. I got this is fricking an ad on a fricking podcast.

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You are a real Carp. You have no fins, you have no gils, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid drama user who is trying to feel comfortable in his body.

All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.

Men absolutely love you. Fish folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a dramanauts. Your bone structure does not matter.

You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the Carpphobes.

Eventually, it'll be perfect for you - you'll come out, start gill therapy, get fin surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy fish. They'll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Carp is what you are.

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:#carphug:

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:marseyhungry:

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Yes this is a pretty common marketing tactic for video games. KFC in particular seems to do this often.

https://www.pcg*mer.com/chinese-ff14-players-are-eating-inhuman-piles-of-kfc-to-earn-chocobos/

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4x:

1 Double Chicken Burger

1 Vegan Mushroom Burger

1 5-piece Chicken Nuggets

2 Original Recipe Chicken

1 2-piece New Orland Chicken Wings

1 Old Beijing Spicy Duck Roll

2 Pepsi (Large)

2 Peach Oolong Tea (Large)

:#marseychonker2:

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That title is fricking solid lol

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@JoeBiden

Yeah right

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Please eat verification bucket

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KFC is some of the healthiest food you could possibly eat what are you talking about

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Imagine buying an always-online game, lmao.

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Don't forget to hydrate, g*mers

https://old.reddit.com/r/ModernWarfareII/comments/yfxghd/the_mountain_dew_operator_actually_has_a_bottle/

I had to register a MTN Dew Gaming account, link it to my Activision account. Logged into the game and after about 5 minutes or so, an "update requires restart" came up. The game restarted and lo and behold I had the skin.

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What the frick does transmog mean?

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Literally mogging trains

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Based chicken cooking store

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I still remember the last time I went to KFC when I was 12. I was with my family and we got an 8 piece box to take home. Before we even walked out of the store, the bottom of the box fell through because it had soaked up so much grease.

KFC and Denny’s are both places I will never go again no matter what.

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I think I went to KFC otw to a fricking music festival last time, like 7-8 years ago. Never again. If I want cheap fried chicken like 3x a fricking year, popeyes.

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The cow level ain't what it used to be...

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This has been a thing for years

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I decided not to get the game because of its name

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