Reported by:

Frick pokemon fans your games have sucked butt for over a decade now

99
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I CAN'T BREED https://i.rdrama.net/images/17058824267986093.webp

(My Pokémon)

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I always laugh how they accidentally put Nidorina and Nidoqueen in the “No Eggs” egg group in Gen 2, and have neurodivergentally refused to change this for 9 generations.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>accidentally

I don't think it was an accident :marseyitneverbegan:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

They knew what they were doing with some of these.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Just put them in the daycare, it's that simple.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1705940395942053.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17059403973156064.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17059403975440836.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1705940439320582.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17059403973156064.webp

!ranchers has MovieBlob said anything about Palworld? yet given that he worships Nintendo as God the Father and Mario as God the Son, I do not recall the Blob liking Pokemon tho.

https://external-preview.redd.it/qPuZct63pttvRlpXbmigT4JF9o8cm5hs7xlUt696M9k.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=ad72dca67b847dfd73f3a1cdc052dbe99294504d https://rdrama.net/images/16763216730168872.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I can't help but feel that electrokinesis is superior to bullets

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The comic where they capture Ash and shoot at Pikachu is

:marseyjustright:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I really like the concept of pokemon and tried to play the games multiple times but I stopped before even reaching halfway through. God those game are so mind numbingly boring. And the sad part is that there's potential for Nintendo to make all sorts of interesting games with this franchise instead of remaking the same game over and over. I would love a Luigi's Mansion type of game but with ghost pokemon :marseycry:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

If they made the combat system like ni no kuni (the first one) did it would be a hit. Instead they still use this turn-based 1v1 shit.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It's the only 4 moves that you can spam over and over again that's killing me. And the fact that every single battle is the same, but with stronger or weaker pokemon that simply take different amount of spammed moves to defeat :marseygiveup:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Both of you are wrong. Pokemon's combat system is good, but the games are so easy you don't need to gain mastery and it feels shallow as a consequence. If you play a romhack designed to be difficult or hop on pokemon showdown, you'll realize how hard gamefreak is dumbing things down for children.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The games offer nothing in between the mashy snoozefest of the main story and getting demolished by tryhards online. Getting good is effectively a matter of looking things up and copying what other people do. And at that point you'll likely have thrown out many of your favorite Pokemon in favor of something that can win, and you won't be using "your" strategy.

My PVP experience is mostly with fighting games, but a well-designed fighting game is fun at multiple skill levels. You can enjoy it in different ways all the way from low rank to high rank, while learning alongside others. If someone tells me that a game becomes fun at high level but I don't find it fun now, I'm not going to think it's a good game.

Now in fairness a lot of these issues are caused by being an adult and the existence of online meta-knowledge. I'm sure kids still have fun playing against each other based on their incomplete knowledge of the systems, and having a friend-group that plays a game is usually more fun than fighting randoms online. I remember having fun with Pokemon as a kid, but I don't think it holds up after that.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It's a children's game based off of the stamp collecting

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I can accept that it's for kids, that's why I don't buy the games anymore.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You can type 10,000 characters and you decided that these were the one's that you wanted.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

My PVP experience is mostly with fighting games, but a well-designed fighting game is fun at multiple skill levels.

Yeah, I started GG strive online pvp thinking it would be a complete sweatfest from the very bottom, but I read my abilities, made sure I could do the inputs at least like half the time, came in, and I was winning like 60% of my games at the lowest bracket because no one else knew what they were doing either.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Lately I've been playing Dragon Ball FighterZ ranked, and even for an older game I don't have trouble getting ranked matches with similarly skilled people. Scrub metas are fun because everyone has practiced different aspects of the game. You'll discover scrub killer strategies and fall victim to completely different ones, and it's usually pretty obvious why you lost. Even if many tactics have objective counters at a high level, there's still practice and execution, and choices about what to work on.

I think that turn-based games are best paired with extremely incomplete knowledge, so there's still that process of slow discovery and iteration. Traditionally, you could just design a highly complex system to guarantee that everyone would have incomplete knowledge. But games like chess (or Pokemon) can't always hold up to the internet, computer analysis, etc. Looking stuff up can easily replace practice and experience.

There are obviously some basic fixes Pokemon could use. Adding a full 6v6 ranked mode would be helpful. As would creating more NPCs who use viable teams to teach competitive principles (maybe even add a feature that lets you borrow them?). But in the long term, turn-based game creators need ways to create ambiguous scenarios that reward overall system knowledge and can't be Googled. In chess, people have experimented with randomized starts. In MTG there are tournament formats where you build a deck on the spot. I'm not sure if anything like that could gel with Pokemon, and I'm sure most fans want to keep things the same. But I don't think developers should strive to emulate stuff like Pokemon (or chess).

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

you're fricking bananas if you think I'm reading all that, take my downmarsey and shut up idiot

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>gamefreak is dumbing things down for children.

They are games for children.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The combat system might work at the very high end where people have access to tons of bullshit but the combat system absolutely doesn't work in progressing through the game, that's why it's dumbed down so you don't have to actually interact with it.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Usually I just use the same move every time. Not 4.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I am still salty about ni no kuni.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I stopped after gold when I was kid bc I was like, it's the same game again. I don't need to play this anymore. Shocked to my core the first time I met a Pokeman neurodivergent as an adult.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It's a game for literal children held up by nostalgia albeit

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Pokemon fans b-word about every new generation yet they never stop buying. It's perfectly inelastic. Nintendo should charge $200 a game.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

They should release PaaS (Pokemans as a Service) for $40/month and all the Nintenpiggies would eat it up :soyconsoomer:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseyagreefast:

>See rare pokemon

>Throw pokeball

>Pokemon caught

>'congratulations on catching a rare animalmon! Unlock this pokeball for just 42.99$ to have unlimited access to this pokemon!'

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Hey I stopped during the 3ds era lol, so I'm doing my part!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Don't they charge 120 a game by selling it twice? both versions are the exact same but have 3-5 Pokemon the other one doesnt and consooomers buy both

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I don't know how many people actually buy both, but yeah it's a thing (and a truly massive L)

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I don't know how many people actually buy both,

Sorry you grew up poor :marseynails:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I had friends

!g*mers

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>The last good Pokémon games were Black and White 2

Very real trvth!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Sun and Moon were really good once you broke free of the handholding.

Pokemons 3D catalogue has been dogshit compared to its 2D origins.


:#marseyastronaut:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Moving on from sprites and its consequences has been a disaster for the franchise :marseyunabomber:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

yeah, there was a bit of a handicap, especially in the originals :marseyshrug: nuzlocking is a pretty hard challenge on ultra sun/ultra moon though, thats where ive found the replay-ability

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

USUM was a lot of fun for shiny hunting but they really turned off the replayability by adding an additional 5 hours of cutscenes to an already slow game.

I know I'm a boomer and already lost the battle here, but RBY and GSC were the best games by virtue of only 5 minutes of dialogue in the whole 4 hour games.


:#marseyastronaut:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

yeah, i really wish there was an option to turn them off. im pretty sure the gen 8 games did that but theyre so easy, i finished shield in like 8 hours at most.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Gen V chads :#marseyblm:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Black and White 2 was a Lionhead game

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

pokemon games have been bad for a decade. from software games have been bad since day 1.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

t. got filtered by dark souls 1

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

i don't even know what that means

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It means https://media.giphy.com/media/TbONGqAdpTWQW3Hz5V/giphy.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

what game is that from

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Blacksouls

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

HELP ME I'M GAINING SEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

you are a weak scrub

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

For real.I played Evergrace way back then.

It sucked. Bad. Clunky as frick, absolutely awful camera (like most jap games tbqh), terrible, boring gameplay based almost entirely around dodging.

Twenty years later...

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

i'll never understand why people lose their shit over all these :quote: souls :quote: games. it's all so fricking slow and boring and clunky. i played halfway through the first one and hated every second of it. i decided to give the second one a try. played halfway through it and hated every second of it. i hate that so many people try to rip off the formula. I FRICKING HATE THAT EVERY HARD GAME IS NOW SoUlS lIkE. :uhuh:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The hardest aspect of souls games is when you wanna dodge but get stuck on some tiny pebble and so you die anyway.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

FR dark souls was terrible

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

this meme was clearly made in english but you weeb r-slurs decided to frick up the reading order anyways

death to ALL weebs

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

To this day whenever I see "Monster Hunter" I can only think of "Monster Rancher" and think people are talking about that absolutely keyed :marseykey: game where you summoned monsters with CDs you had lying around the house

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1705943400522305.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Unironically this is what the jews took from us

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

virtual MONSTER breeder

:coomer#:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

This series was dope. One of my favorites, but I like almost all monster catching games

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Barcode Battler did it best tho

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

FOR REAL??? :#marseysoyhype:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1705940485773652.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Never met a non Asian Monster Hunter fan

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

you need asian autism to minmax the game tbf

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I prefer games no more complex than Civilization myself.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I liked world and I never had to minmax shit tbh. Always saw people complain about droprates and I was like 'bro just kill the monster'. You dont need super rare decorations, they may shave one or two minutes off your hunt, but when you play for time you should keep yourself safe anyway.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

you dont have to but you'd need asian autism if you want to :marseycry: it was the game we played in the army to pass time so minmaxxing was inevitable :marseysulk:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Actually a ton of black people into it on youtube.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Every 25-32 yold yt boi that had a psp.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Hi it's me

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

OPTIMUS PRIME LIKES MONSTER HUNTER?! :marseypoggers:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Furries

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

There's been a few, but all of them kind of sucked. Dauntless, Wild Hearts, and Monster Hunter: Rise.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Monster Hunter: Rise

:#marseysquint:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:!#marseysquint:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseysquint.webp
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Monster Hunter: Rise.

:marseyhesright:

I actually enjoyed my time with Wilds more than Rise but I still think it's a mess that needs some serious optimizing.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

God Eater and Toukiden are decent games even if significantly inferior (I played through all of GE2, it's pretty fun). Wild hearts had potential but sucked in the end.

Dauntless... it never even began. Holy shit dauntless is such a shit game it's unreal that people were ever talking about it. It's not even bad compared to monster hunter, it's just straight garbage. How do you fail at making weapons and combat interesting when that's half the point of the game?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The only reason people played Dauntless at all is because Monster Hunter World didn't release on PC right away.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I've tried all 3 GE and 2 Toukiden and I completely disagree, they're bad and boring. No weight and all you do is just bash on a monster for a few minutes without a care in the world. Actually enjoyed Wild Hearts more than any of those despite the horrible performance.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Frick you BIPOCs, gen 9 was a ton of fun.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17059480856450012.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Pokémon fighting game when?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

That exists and its called pokken tournament

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Sounds like garbage.i wouldn't play that

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

There already is one lol

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

only new one i like is the ultra sun/ultra moon. a lot harder, has a good story, everything is nicely designed. my only problem with games after gen6 is they have one new MEGA SUPER ULTRA RARE MOVE/"EVOLUTION" and its usually stupid as shit. the mega pokemon in gen 6 were nice because they had a good use, were actually redesigned, and werent overpowered. the z-moves in gen7 were a bit lazy, but not that bad since you still had to take the time to get the crystals. starting in gen8 everything just went to the gutter. pokemon get BIG!!!!! :marseydramautist: pokemon have MOVES but theyre all the SAME!!! :marseycrayoneater: pokemon become BIG CRYSTAL and CHANGE TYPE!! (which is also stupid and overpowered and goes against any other plot etc..)

i mean as long as the new game isnt stealing copyrights theres no reason to be bitching

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You'd think after two consecutive generations worth of mishaps and mistakes that there would be more blowback towards Game Freak as a whole...

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Neighbor you should have seen the mh sub when wild hearts released, calling mh "content" creators traitors for playing it and liking it and even praising some aspects.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Is this game good?


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Define good

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

it's got some significant bugs but yeah it's def worth the price tag

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I guess I'll check it out. Is it like a chill experience like Minecraft or is it fricking annoying like raft?


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

it isn't brutal but you will prob die a few times trying to fight too hard bosses

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Boss damage is kinda overtuned on normal/hard difficulty considering the complete lack of healing options other than running away, which is impossible for arena fights.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It's exactly like ARK except with a Pokémon art style and the mechanics are toned down enough that people without incredibly severe autism can enjoy it.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Do you like ARK, genshit and pokemon?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

@Arkham_Knight all my opinions are good you fricking b-word

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Wrong! :marseyvee2:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Sir this is a gay cat dating website

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.