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OOOOOOOH. :marseysmug6: Trouble in paradise! One strag in r/saintsrow has the gal to say that SR5 (the wokesoy one which bankrupted the company :marseysmug3: ), has ruined and R*PED the reputation of the Saints Row franchise. Soywokes disagree :marseydisagree:

CONTEXT: SR5 sux giga donkey ballz :trollfaceball: :trollfaceball: :trollfaceball: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke:

A bunch of SanFran Wokesoy fricks made the new reboot protags into the most mild unganglike losers ever to feature in any crime-drama media ever created. It was like the fricking directors didn't comprehend the Saints, didn't understand the themes, didn't realize the Saints still are the badguys even if they are the protagonists, and probably literally didn't even play a singe Saints game before undertaking the R*PE :malefeminist: :marseydisconcerting: of the franchise.

The story was insipid, the uni strags were losers, and the villains as shallow as wet pavement :marseybeanannoyed: :marseyindignantwoman:


https://www.denofgeek.com/games/saints-row-backlash-controversy-reactions-explained

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1706192325078715.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/SaintsRow/comments/pelrd5/i_dont_get_it_saints_row_reboot_controversy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17061923252290883.webp

The premise is utterly r-slurred :marseyretard2: :marseywomanmoment2: :soyjakhipster:

:soyjakhipster: :soyjakhipster: :soyjakhipster: :soyjakhipster: The new protags are literally the soyjack hipster


r/SaintsRow had constant slapfights :slapfight: :slapfight: :slapfight: between oldguard and newstrags about the quality of the game, which made the Starfield fights seem tame.

Once again a bunch of wokes tried to colonize a subculture and telling everyone how much the past games sucked, and how the new trash isn't so bad, no really you guys :marseytrollcrazy: :marseytrollcrazy: :marseytrollcrazy:


https://old.reddit.com/r/SaintsRow/comments/193rkrf/the_saints_row_reboot_permanently_ruins_saints

Today's slapfight is started by OP saying "Tbh the Saints Row Reboot permanently fricked up Saints Row's reputation" redditors react :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SaintsRow/comments/193rkrf/the_saints_row_reboot_permanently_ruins_saints/khbgbgp/?context=8

anyways lots of people upset and posting :marseylongpost2: :marseylongpost2: :marseylongpost2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17061923254148674.webp


One :soyjakhipster: :soyjakhipster: goes: "Well I enjoyed it!"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17061923256408937.webp

Chud replies: " :marseyyikes: :marseyyikes: :marseyyikes:"

2nd soy states: "Let people enjoy things!!!!!" :soycry: :soycry: :soycry:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17061923258005753.webp


Anyways the devs screwed up before anyways when they created a game called Agents of Mayham.

A game which I literally didn't know came out, and was even in the SR franchise, until fricking ZP reviewed it, it literally flew under the radar :gaydar: because it sucked. It literally didn't even have the zany customization of the previous games :marseyretard2: :marseymocking: :marseycrayoneater: :marseystroke:

So the company probably was gonna be shitcanned if their second game bricked

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Saints row 2 is the best gta style game

https://media.giphy.com/media/IepriDYu8gcidIVZPB/giphy.webp

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It was the last one that really focused on gang warfare that was GTA-esq but more whimsical and fun. SR3 strayed from that a bit by facing off against a mega corporation mostly but maintaining the fun factor + more minigames and multiplayer. After that it kept straying further and further away from the core concept with a bunch of bullshit nobody asked for.

Now SR is about... some leftoid queeroid college roommates that need to rob payday loan offices for rent? What the frick?

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Saints Row 3 marked the beginning of the insufferable early-mid 2010s Adult Swim "safe edgy" soylent humor that has been a thorn on American media til this very day, they even had a fricking Adult Swim radio station :chadsoylent:

https://saintsrow.fandom.com/wiki/Adult_Swim_WDDTCPDG

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Best soundtrack, best gameplay (frick the motorcycle sections though), SR2 Stilwater > San Andreas FIGHT ME

I'M SO MAD WE GOT THE ABOMINATION THAT WAS SR5 INSTEAD OF A PROPER SR2 REMAKE AND NOW WE'LL NEVER SEE IT BECAUSE OF THESE SOY FRICKS AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH :marseyraging:

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It happens to all great old franchises. You are in good company. Besides GTA will soon go the way of GOW and slowly lose itsself to marvelization and millenial speak.

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Yep, I've already resigned myself to accepting GTA6 will end up this way. :marseyitsover:

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SR2 Stilwater > San Andreas

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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GTA 4 was shit. Of course SR2 was way better

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yea I don't get why people jerk off over GTA 4, was the most boring game in the series

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The story and physics were indeed superior to GTA 5, but GTA 4 was truly more boring than the series because of the fricking obnoxious search for "muh realism" that plagued games in the late 2000s and early 2010s.

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Same reason it always is when I can't figure out why so many people like a game, :soyjakfront: "the story is so good!" :soysnoo:

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No, it's Sleeping Dogs.

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@X alt detected

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Wrong, I'd have said Chinatown Wars :#marseyindignantgook:

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Tru

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Lot's of people enjoyed the reboot and came on here asking about the other games in the series. They were scathingly trolled and down voted for liking the reboot, and driven away.

I played SR2 first and loved it, then played the reboot. You rabid SR3 groupies drove me away too. What is driving away newcomers to the series is the nastiness of die hard fans who can't accept any opinion of the series but their own. Enjoy your well deserved isolation.

This r-slurred child is claiming harassment whenever some people don't like his video

game. All this harassment on a small corner of the internet which the majority of SR g*mers don't bother reading is responsible for the low turnout for SR5.

:directlypointingsoyjak: You will suck the idpol! And you will like it!

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enjoy your well deserved isolation

Patrick Tomlinson type beat

enjoy your well deserved isolation in prison, stalker child

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No, stalker. I'm not. And no, stalker. It hasn't.

You've had my phone number for years. You've been impersonating me for years. You stole my identity over a year ago.

The police hunting you already knew all this.

Now they know how you've been SWATTing us.

Enjoy prison.

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What is driving away newcomers to the series is the nastiness of die hard fans who can't accept any opinion of the series but their own. Enjoy your well deserved isolation.

Gatekeeping should have worked.

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>You rabid SR3 groupies drove me away too.

Imagine being "driven away" from a single player game

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Saints Row was always kind of an irreverent and janky series but in a good way. Idk about the latter ones though as I didn't play any of them past 2.

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2 is San Andreas but with more zany

3 is 2 but with less character customisation and more zany

4 is 3 but with less GTA, more Prototype, and more zany

Gat out of Heck is 4 but the links to reality are getting really very thin

The story continues from SR1 to GooH, but Agents of Mayhem and 5 are both reboots

No one has played SR1 tho

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Good post Kammy, very dramatic.

:#marseyblowkiss:


Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

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Making fun of reddit soys and being ungovernable in general is just how I squeeze the last few drops of joy available out of a hobby after it ruins itself for mainstream acceptance. There will never be a good Guilty Gear again anyway so there's no motivation for me to not shame all the newcomers and make sure they know that the game was neutered to appeal to their childlike palate.

Who tf follows a saints row subreddit anyway? When a redditor buys a game, do they immediately hop on reddit and subscribe to its sub? Is reading and sharing tenth percentile opinions online an integral part of the experience for them?

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I followed it to follow the drama, the moment the trailer of wokeshit dropped, because i knew it was gonna be shitshow

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I dunno what people expected. Once your franchise go to space you kind put yourself into a corner.

Like, why not expanding on the concept? Why rebooting it in the first place?

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reject Saints Row β€” retvrn to Crackdown

:marseyshooti!#ng: skills for kills, agent :marse#yshooting:

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If the studio shit down it obectively ruinedthe franchise's reputation

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Agents of mayhem was fun :marseyindignant:

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:hmph: :marseyindignantwoman:

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Agents of Mayham.

WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?

ISRAELI LIVES MATTER JUST AS MUCH PALESTINIAN LIVES MATTERING :marseyblm:

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