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The Suicide Squad vidya game has flopped so hard that it's free five months after launch

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Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League will be a free game for all Prime Gaming subscribers this month, along with Chivalry and Tomb Raider.

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still not going to play it

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Dog shit on the sidewalk is also free, but I don't see anyone lining up to get it.

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other dogs do

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give dogs credit cards

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What about Victorian tanneries? :marseysmugautist:

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Was the $200 million loss really worth it to "own the chuds"? :marseyshrug:


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yes because everyone involved doesn't give a frick, they weren't going to get bonuses if the thing sold well but they WILL get clout on twitter for owning chuds. the only person theoretically affected is the top-level execs and if you're at that level and you kill a company all that happens is you get a payout and moved to a new head position somewhere else

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But also the actual game developers get laid off because of writer and management incompetence :marseypoor:

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I once went to send this to a chud coworker before lunch break and when I came back I realized that I had accidentally posted it to the company general slack channel without comment for about an hour.

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are you :marseygigaretard: using slack in any capacity to post chud memes

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I learned my lesson after that 😭

Nevermind looks like I'm still r-slurred

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always stick to giphy on slack/teams, do not paste anything from outside unless it a screenshot of some work shit. I too learned it the hard way

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I might actually be r-slurred because I didn't realize teams chat is fully accessible, searchable, and permanent if configured that way. They can even set up monitoring for no no words if they want.

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It's just so wildly invasive I thought concern about snooping direct messages was conspiracy paranoia. (Perhaps that's why the term has changed from "Private Messages" to "Direct Messages" over the years). But it turns out it's more invasive than I thought possible.

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So there's a chance that some of our spicier chats bite us in the butt years from now. The future and technology are awesome.

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yeah they store EVERYTHING

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Jesus Christ man

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Hijabis in the West are something else

Take the fricking towel off your head, you dumb c*nt. Stop oppressing yourself and then crying about it.

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There's many things to be learned about foid psychology by observing muzzie foids in non muzzie soycieties.

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Yeah the game is bad because its uh "woke" not because its lives service slop which has the first appearance of the JLA in the Arkham verse be a boring hammy story where they are all brainwashed and unrecognizable and they all die in boring butt ways. In what way were the chuds owned? Boomerage pissing on the flash? Who cares other then baby brain capeshiters who cried because their favorite action figures got scuffed up in a random kids toybox.

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Shit tier attempt at being contrarian :marseyeyeroll: I guarantee if they did a fanservicey justice league game it wouldn't flop as hard as it did, if at all :marseysoyhype:


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Its already fan servicey. The whole game is built on nostalgic comesstics and shit. Again i think the game is total dog ive just never seen any chud explain how its woke other then like that one file on wonder woman and people hand wringing about jow the flash being peed on its going TOO FAR :soycry: its an incredibly boring game yet soys were freaking out over like batman dying

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Doesn't it have a bunch of prideflags and the cringy bios about how Batman is priviledge and something about toxic masculinity?

Fairly minor for today's standards I guess but it does signal things

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It was in like a city mural which uh are everywhere now irl :marseyshrug:

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fan servicey

it serviced literally no one :marseyshrug: the suicide squad movie it was based on came out 8 years prior to release :marseysociety:

yeah, soys le mad over batman dying (it was so funny how because of kevin conroy's death they had to make a shitty "memorial" at the end after an entire cutscene pooping on his character :marseydarkxd:) but those soys are your target audience so if you want to make a return on your game, consider appealing to them :marseygangster:

you just have to wonder who this was made for beyond the shit-tier writers :marseycryinglaptop:


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Unironically that's who I think it was made for. A lot of writers and narrative staff on entertainment now are so narcissistic and into their cliques that they do make things for themselves and people like them regardless of who the audience for the product is.

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I wish corporations were still interested in making money so these people would be blacklisted from the industry forever :marseysigh:


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Race swapping Deadshot. Lex Luthor also calls Green Lantern a space cop and implies ACAB. Every male white character gets a disrespectful death while Wonder Woman gets an honorable death. Harley gets a pass to do creepy shit like sexually assaulting Deadshot and hitting on a little girl version of Poison Ivy. They turned Nora Frost from this :marseyfrozenchosen: to this :marseyzoomer:. There's probably more but you couldn't even pay me to play that game so I just know what I've seen chuds compain about.

You're right in that it's a dog shit game and without any of these it still wouldn't be good but for a lot of people it makes a 5/10 game a 2/10.

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It's bad because they chopped 95% of the talent out of the hiring pool and only let black lesbian communists develop/write the game.


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They might not have even got the funding in the first place if the game wasn't as woke as it was - it's a very loud secret that companies (particularly game companies) are often given riders to loans and investments that dictate the game must check a certain number of leftoid inclusive boxes

Hiring Sweet Baby Inc is literally mandatory for some of these companies if they want to get funded (the very definition of sovlless)

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Very clever of (((them))) to use my 401k to hedge against any financial losses that comes with owning the chuds.


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if the game was heckin based and heckin redpilled it would maybe be a $150m loss from only being a shitty live service game

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This unironically, it wouldn't have died in mere weeks for sure.


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>it peaked at just 13,459 players on Steam

Holy shit I didn't know it was that bad.

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You would think that people would be excited to see Batman killed off.

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I think some days it goes as low as double digits lol

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it doesnt mean much if its in a paid subscription

disney movies end up on disney+ before 5 months

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It's keys to different games they give subscribers every month that they then keep permanently if I understood right. Not an Xbox Live kind of thing where you are paying for access to a set of games that only lasts as long as you keep paying.

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yeah, it's kinda like what Epic does. Every month prime gives a couple games that you can claim on either Epic, GOG, or the prime gaming launcher.

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Wtf is Prime Gaming and why is Amazon giving this gay company free money?


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Prime Gaming is a perk of being an Amazon Prime subscriber. You get free games (forever, not just while you subscribe) and some cosmetics.

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So if I download this game today I can still play it even after I cancel my prime membership?


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Yes but it's not free until next week.

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Yeah I checked out their catalog. They have 2 fallout games that you can buy for like $3 on steam (and free on game pass) and that's about it. They can keep all that shit.


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It rotates pretty often. A couple of times a year they'll give away a good game but it's not worth getting Prime for by itself.

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They would have to pay me to play this steaming pile of shit

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is this the game that was posted here before where they wanted people to buy the game with a vague promise to add more playable characters later?

the one that had a video in which a gendercreature dev said that joker was "trying to find himself"? :marseytrain2:

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