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has exactly the type of character creation options 
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It's like they're trying to embarrass themselves and lose money.
I thought the interfering C-suite types were supposed to make sure the game is super generic. How is this option generic? It's clearly meant to appeal to a tiny segment of the consumer market.
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Fantasy setting with magic, but no scar healing magic or boob removal magic. Boob surgery in this other world is exactly like in 2020s California.
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In Baldur's Gate there's a cursed item that switches yoir gender. No surgery. Also this implies Dragon Age has surgeries. They are advanced enough to have surgeries?
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Imagine getting any surgery in an era before germ theory and knowing to wash your hands after you poop. Survival mode in vidya introduces higher instances of infection when you take damage.
Dr Money didn't invent making kids have s*x and taking pictures of it in order to turn them trans until the 1960s or 1970s. Why would this shit exist back in Ye Olde Tymes?
Also it's a role playing game. Why would you want to play as yourself in a game? Nobody gave a shit that you had to play as an Italian plumber to eat mushroom and stomp on turtles. The game character is Mario and you control Mario.
I want to play as a dual weilding mage thief elf but also I need
himher to be HIV+ and transgender!chuds !transphobes
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its this solipsistic worldview thing, very femme coded.
remember the, was it lego or mattel or something, the children playing toys study ??
boys see batman and they want to be him, they fantasize fighting crime and all that
girls see batman and they want him to be her, they have batman go shopping, drink tea, dress up and all that
as g*mergater foids infiltrate these companies they make games for women (male) who, rather than wanting a fantasy they can asprire to on screen, want someone who looks like them to be doing the things
concord for example was a whole roster of characters that are exactly this. obese brown blobs and
being unrealistically athletic
as far as natural foids, I guess they have less control over their appearance, the only action they can really take is not be fat (which most fail at anyway
)
whereas dudes have to make themselves attractive in like every way. much more agency
so we see attractive things on screen and feel inspired. that we could work on ourself and be that
foids must see attractive women and feel jealous and defeated, because there's no workout they could do to increase bazonga
idk dudes rock.
but we handed over the metaphorical controller to the foids
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This explains Barbie so much.
!saved
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BIPOC
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I'll join your party as a disabled dwarf in a wheelchair who hurt himself in the mines
my pronouns are dig/dug
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I had that on Atari or something. I was really bad at it
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Still a better game than Veilguard at least
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I assume the wheelchair is weaponized to heck and back
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For sure, it comes with a turret that pops out and shoots people
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This is something
literally 
nobody wants, tbh. I've mentioned this before but nusoy game developers fundamentally misunderstand 
s. They don't want representation, they want to be the opposite gender. A mtf wants the wish fulfillment of being a pretty 
delicate girl not a genderless blob with makeup 
& a 5 o' clock 
shadow. A ftm doesn't want to run around with surgery 
scars 
like they have irl they want to be buff masculine dudes.
Tho shit like this isn't for players, it gets them attention
from soyjournos and progressive points to show off to investors, which is all they really 
want 
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That line of thinking applied 4 years ago, but not anymore.
Modern
s have fetishized being trans and it has nothing to do with wanting to be the opposite s*x.
Hence all the impossible-to-avoid discourse around "girldick". If they aren't aggressively shoving the fact that they're trans in your face at every possible opportunity, they don't get the same kind of excitement out of the roleplay.
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See I don't think that's right. It's almost as if wanting to completely transition into the other side of the binary is a thing of the past, like gays from the 80's. NBs are a big thing now and I've been seeing LOTS of furries draw their chars with visible, even stylized top scars. They actively choose to present themselves like this.
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because they're not actually trans, just narcissistic
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Aren't they all?
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about 5% are actually trans
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I was thinking a similar thing.
If
s just want to be the opposite s*x, wouldn't they just select the opposite s*x?
Giving the option for top surgery scars is like giving the option for a bleeding crotch wound and you have to dilate every time you make camp.
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Wanting to be the opposite s*x makes you truscum. A lot of
s now transition to 'Trans', not the gender they claim to be. Because so much of it is 
material now, they want zippertits and girldick bulges. No crotch wound, though, because that's not sexy for them.
The internet, and character creators like this, are good displays of how no matter what they might say a large number of
s have no desire to be just treated like a normal man or woman. There's no point if they're not receiving special attention. But one of the lead developers on this game is a 
(MtF). What else would you expect?
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Is this like when deafoids get mad when other deafoids get cochlear implants to hear?
They get bigly buttsalt over it because "oh wait, so you're gonna sell out and join the opposition?" That kind of attitude. So much investment into the identity of being deaf over everything else.
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Not really, because that seems to be about someone leaving their insular culture, and reinforcing that they have a disability rather than a culture. Though with ASL, deaf people have more of a claim to having a culture because they do have their own language, and therefore specific method of communicating. But that's another topic.
The
thing is just tied to the narcissism of being special and the chance to try and force everyone around you to treat you a certain way. Just another man or woman isn't enough, and certainly doesn't rank on the oppressive stack. Zippertits is just a sign of appealing to fujoshi-types.
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even if we understand fantasy as a setting to be pre-modern (IMO not a trivial assumption to make) dragon age is that incredibly soft form of contemporary fantasy where it's just the modern world but everyone's wearing robes and technology is just "magic" or hand-waved away as unimportant
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I can buy that. Elder Scrolls certainly has zero historical connection to earth. The games could have happened a 1000 years ago, a billion years ago, or 5 minutes ago. It's timeless because it isn't here.
I still stand that you play the role of a person who you aren't in real life as part of the game. You don't need their backstory that they're gay. If you want your character to be gay then go frick dudes.
But also I don't see how cutting your tits off or having unprotected anal s*x with the latest Drow you met contributes to the actual plot of the game. It's so fricking selfish.
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I don't think there's anything inherently incorrect as wanting to play as "yourself" in one of these games. Certainly plenty of people make original characters but self-inserts have been a part of genre fiction for decades.
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Elder scrolls also has a lot of genuinely weird shit in it still. Skyrim has giants everywhere and an jarl who hates giants sells you a patch of land in the middle of giant country so they'll routinely attack you. The reason I always side with the emperor is that the imperial jarls are all so much more likable than the stormcloak jarls. There's cool psychic grandma and the whiterun dude who's kids are plotting to murder him because the evil sword in the basement is telling him to.
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Narcissism
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Yeah if you cut your boobs off in medieval times you'd get infected and die. If that's not a problem because they have healing magic to prevent that, why don't they have healing magic to get rid of the boobs then? There's no way it makes sense either way
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Tevinter is apparently a fantasy night city so maybe. 🤷🏼♀️
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Really? How advance are they?
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Neon street signs, magical giant police spotlights, city wide intercoms, etc
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Yeah, and the Siege of Dragonspear devs added a trans character. In a setting where wearing a belt changes your s*x.
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Surgery has always been a thing. We have records of prehistoric humans performing surgery. It's only that people more often than not died from it until relatively recently.
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"There is no past, and there is no future, there is only the present"
!bookworms does this quote comes from 1969?
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Nah, it's technically dark fantasy. This is r-slurred, but the scarring would make sense in the setting. People still have big scars and wounds and injuries. Medicine is less advanced than 2020s California for most people. And magic attracts possession by demons. If anything you could argue this is a realistic medieval torture/shaming they used on women. I think this would be neat if it was a weird afterthought on a highly highly advanced character creator where you could cut off limbs and stuff.
It's pooner shit though.
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interesting
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Same logic as
furries putting scars on their fursonas. Their ideal self isn't "female", it's female* (++ attention)
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No s*x converting magic either lmao. Imaging having all that magic and you still can't be a real woman.
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Maybe they have market research that reveals that getting free publicity from incandescent wingcucks is good for sales?
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I don't think C-suite types are looking over these games. You have artists adding some things without getting higher up approval. A lot of artists are political and feel the need to be pushy and public about it. There are also some people who are incapable of separating themselves from the character so they don't want to play games that don't have a character that's them or how they want to see themselves. They try to go after that market or reduce the complaints.
From personal experience, the ones who can't play as other races and whine about representation have severe identity issues and are genuinely racist.
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Yeah IDK why you'd think these people have an in depth knowledge about the game an its systems and mechanics, they mostly care about bigger picture. You can't supervise and focus group microtweak a big, RPG game quite like a 100 minute Marvel movie anyway.
See Concord as an example, maybe the characters and pronounshit was presented to upper executives, but they'd probably just roll their eyes and think "if that's what our audience wants..". All that mattered was that Concord was supposed to be a fresh take on a popular and very lucrative genre that might take away players from existing games and maybe attract new ones.
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It's just virtue siginaling. As usual, they aren't marketing to pooners, they're marketing to the wider woke audience by showing how "inclusive" they are.
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modern audiences chud
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Women were a mistake
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Why not have fricking prosthetic limbs and cochlear implants. I DEMAND REPRESENTATION BIOWARE!
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CUT MY BREASTS INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
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DILATION, NO PEE PEE
DONT GIVE A fricking FRICK IF I CUT MY PEEPEE BLEEDING
THIS IS fricking MY LAST RESORT
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I'm off to defeat the Archdemon
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It did require killing yourself at the end, sounds like
are the ideal Gey Wardens
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You didn't have to die if you got laid first
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You didn't really kill the archdeamon then, just cowardly saved your skin while unleashing untold horrors on future generations
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It's okay because there's an Inquisition quest where Flemeth rips the demon out of Morrigan's baby and absorbs it
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There's your problem
(Not really issue with inquisition this time tbh, just with rpgs trivializing choices in previous titles to keep plotlines manageable. I'm still angry at
3 ignoring choices from 
2)
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Which choices specifically?
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I saved her for a reason goddarnit
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Ignoring the whole non human uprising and the dragon girl (
). Sure it was implied its too idealistic and has no chance of surviving but I hoped something would remain.
I enjoyed non human path in W2 much more than the human one. But I only played it on the second run since the elf guy was a b-word I wouldn't choose over commando guy, who was cool. It's just that everything else about helping the king sucked, he even betrays you at the end anyway IIRC.
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they probably put $200 million into the
character creator and $2 million into the rest of the game
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It's not asking a lot
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Is there a vitiligo option? If not I won't buy it
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Holy shit lmao with two sliders even.
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I need at least 5 sliders to feel included.
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How many feet sliders are there
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I like how representation in video games is such a big deal, and it's all foids asking for it, and it's only skin-deep so that the characters can look like they themselves.
Nobody asks for representation in a game, and what they mean is an IBS option that makes the character need to find a bathroom every 50 minutes. They never ask that the character subsist on UberEats alone.
Just stop catering to these people, and offer 3 hairs and 2 skintones and stop trying to make everything The Sims. Girls already have The Sims. That market is inaccessible, and just give up on it.
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More hairstyles mod for
is one of the most downloaded ones
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Because modders are largely
s
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I mean yeah if youre gonna play a coomer game you at least wanna have the porn actress look pretty
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And I'm sure more gay black men would play games if pulling a thong out of your bussy were ubiquitous in modern gaming.
All I mean is that I don't find character selection options interesting, and that it is thus dumb.
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Most of these character creator games you never see yourself unless you actually try or a brief awkward cut scene
Purely self jerk off
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In FromSoft games, you're pretty stuck with staring at your character, at least
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You can change appearance in DS3, DeS remaster (PS5 LMAO) and Elden Rang. You can only change s*x in DS2. No option in DS1 and DeS.
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Tumblr types fixating on vitiligo is hilarious tbh. It's their version of wanting to be a shiny pokemon.
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I have vitiligo
Can I say BIPOC now?
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There are more video games with vitiligo sliders than actual fricking people with the condition.
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This is embarrassing for everyone involved, including me who witnessed this
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It does
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I've noticed
this trend in furry circles, where it's like no one wants to actually transition anymore, they just want to be trans. Which yeah, relates to the whole NB thing and all, but it's just really odd how with all this talk about being so uncomfortable in their bodies, that they're willing to make major cosmetic surgeries, they then design their fantasy personas - ones so removed from reality they have fur and wings - with some tit scars as if it's some fashion statement. 
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It's like therapy where you realize you can still c*m without the whole charade while still getting social points
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So the npcs won't even use your pronouns?
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Easier to use they everywhere. This is what I've started doing since the pronoun bs.
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Kitty behavior.
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Why would they use pronouns when talking directly to you?
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Maybe you overhear them gossiping about you.
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Imagine actually having to re-record lines, write text and make the game around such a trivial choice lmao. Even the wokest of the woke realize it would be a waste of money.
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Clearly didn't hear about what happened to The Umbrella Academy.
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fricking lol
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!transphobes all that magic and you still cant change your s*x
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I was going to buy this game and now I refuse lol.
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Thank god the wokeoids are there to save you from your dogshit tastes
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Before kiatards and other coomers did
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Why do we exist? just to suffer?
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The eternal Scot strikes again.
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I keep seeing clickfarm vidya articles mentioning in the title "how DAV designers used lessons from the Sims 4 to make such a good character creator for veilguard" and that sounded like an awful brag.
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This slop's gonna make Inquisition look like a masterpiece
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yay i can be mentally ill in the game too!
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I always roleplay an extremely chaotic BPD elf girl so…
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The peepee slider goes more max than the tits one
So legitimate trans players can have huge dongs
Top operation scars
But no tits bigger than a B cup
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I wonder if you can make an attractive pale character
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Scottish is such an ugly accent.
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Unpopular take, but I think this game will do okay despite the amount of money they wasted on nonsense
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It'd be very hard to frick up this next Dragon Age game imo. The series has turned the pandering wish fulfillment fanservice up to 11 in every aspect. All the companions exist to fellate the player. Romances have very little narrative or characterization value anymore, they just exist as dating sim diversions. Each new release places a greater importance on the player as the chosen one savior of the universe. Most of the thematic "depth" in the games' writing that gets praised is just composed of sloppy allegories to real life.
I know this stuff sounds like chud whining
but I genuinely hate this pandering as a whole. I was one of those people who was really annoyed by the Asari and Quarians just being sexier Star Trek aliens, aka humans in cosplay. The Asari are literally just a single gender of super hot blue women that can frick any race and breed with them. The Quarians were sort of interesting cause of the mystery but then it turns out they're the most human looking aliens ever facewise. Even culturally most of the the various races are very much human-like. It's still creatively bankrupt as frick. Even Star Wars had better variety than this.
The one aspect of DA that was actually unique and creative were the Qunari in both appearance and culture, and even they are getting humanized for mass appeal now.
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Nah you're totally right and I share almost all the same complaints. I mostly mean complaints about the the characters builder when I talk about chud whining.
Sad that Origins was the only game on the series could make the player feel ike you were in an actual place. It's depiction of the dwarf capital in particular is probably my favorite depiction of fantasy dwarfs in any game.
That said, you can have really fan servicey characters and make a game that is still pretty fun, even it's not immersive like BG3.
I think bioware could hit the same notes there. The fangirls drawn in by larian are probably looking for another game to play at this point.
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I think for the parts that were actually fleshed out DA2 did an even better job of world building as it had a novel premise and some of the most creative character designs in the whole series. The companion narratives were woven into the main story in a meaningful way and weren't just coomer diversion side plots.
Origins is of course better and remains the best game in the series but I retain a soft spot for DA2 cause I agree with a lot of the concepts the game designers were going for.
I don't hate fanservice by itself, I just don't like it when I think the story is suffering because of it.
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Asari are whatever, I don't mind ME having one race for coomers but Quarians were a waste of potential.
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Yeah the Asari were pretty much the Mass Effect version of Twileks except even more coomery but it's just one race.
Tali's face reveal was literally just a photoshopped stock image of some irl model. Compared to the concept art which made her look very alien it was very disappointing. I think making Tali look very human kinda de-emphasized her overall humanity in a meaningful way.
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Have you owned the libs yet?
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Coomer chuds are just as bad as they too love their ham-fisted allegories and surface level pandering.
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It will I however hope that the character creator and the game gets some criticism from the people they are trying to promote this game to
It already started.
But yes, it will sell good, but I hope not as good as Inquisition did
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it's just like trying to make it seem like transgender would be heckin normal in hogwarts legacy. Magic in the wandshit universe is so stupid and basic by terf mommy's own established rules someone wanting to be the opposite gender would be the most easily solvable thing in the world. Yet somehow it has to have all this attention drawn to it and be like some kind of big deal. Just fricking nonsense all around.
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You can make dongs bigger than tits and glutes
It's so bad there are already articles written by non white women in Kotaku and feminist sites criticizing the lack of booba
And when you see that these were written before kiatards wrote theirs, you know it's bad
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I've been w BioWare hater since Mass Effect
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Kill g*mers, kill game developers and especially kill game journoids.
edit: also is that Alejandro Caraballo in the thumbnail?
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Snapshots:
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archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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