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  • HailVictory1776 : I played smt 2 on Super Nintendo on misterfpga. That's a cool game

Pesosona :marseypedo:fans seethe the new Atlus RPG :marseycrystalmaiden:is about combat and story rather then dating 16 year olds. Blame SBI and dei :marseychud:

https://x.com/EsemicolonR/status/1844959483673399665

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17287515740653791.webp

https://nitter.poast.org/hundsnus/status/1845027836081401963

Whaaat? I wouldn't pay for this but I considered pirating it. Now I don't know if I'll even do that

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Bro cant even play an rpg

https://nitter.poast.org/vxrHana/status/1844981746636300311

Fat women hate "male-oriented" romance subplots so yeah it got removed

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Non fat men dont need male oriented romance

https://nitter.poast.org/KKSN03/status/1845006306807005407

Considering the Sweet Baby and DEI consulting allegations I am not surprised

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SBI inc made SMT "the less sociable older brother of Pedosona" be about gameplay and religion rather than high school anime rp

https://nitter.poast.org/DenmanKenneth/status/1844967334349300017#m

Wait..an ATLUS game with no romance subplot!

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This is who calls you a tourist btw ^^

https://nitter.poast.org/theapropos/status/1845053422313292169

This was know even before the release. In fact they will remove all romance from all games going forward. Bye atlus

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Persona removing the dating elements would kill it because pedosona fans hate rpgs, stories, and video games. They only care about rizzing up 16 year old girls.

https://nitter.poast.org/Enigma_Kage/status/1845122519964995614#m

You couldn't romance in SoulHackers either...

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Almost like thats not a pedosona game

!g*mers pedsona tourists discover that not every atlus game is persona

!chuds why do you like dating sims so much? I sentence you to 100 hours tokeimeki memorial forever with you since yall seem to like high school dating sims so much. Have fun neurodivergentally managing 9 randomized stats and randomized events to get your dream waifu rather then just choosing a few dialog boxes from the menu.

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  • Sphereserf3232 : I'm confused, are we supposed to laugh at /v/irgins or localizers or both? :marseyconfused2:

Ah, son of a b-word, you beat me to it! I was planning on writing about the chud seethe over this game later today. Even went through the trouble of collecting /v/ seethe threads for a compilation at the end of my post.

Anyways, something I'd still like to contribute is a very hilarious (and very unsuccessful) effort to get a hate campaign for the game off the ground. /v/irgins are very eager to rail against :marseytrain:lizations of weebshit otakuslop high brow literary KINO that westoids are too stupid to appreciate. In this effort, they will pore over every new English release and start making comparisons to the Japanese script. Every self-professed Japanese-only-player will come out of the woodworks to explain to the rest of /v/ the subtle nuances of nihongo and how :marseytrain:lators get it WRONG and BUTCHER it maliciously in service to DEI and globohomo.

The extensive demo for Metaphor was no different! Immediately, people found this discrepancy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17287643186570141.webp

and others like...

...well that's it actually. Amongst the dozens of ragebait over these TWO (2) lines people would always ask for more examples of differing meanings... and none would be posted in any of them lol. For whatever reason, maybe a single Groomercord cabal has an axe to grind with Fatlus or the swarm of ESL r-slurs on /v/ actually can't read English well enough to understand the localization, this game was fated to attract the ire of many a (or maybe just one) /v/irgin's wrath. Such is life on 4cuck. They'll take away the IP counter but let the schizos reign supreme.

So is this another UO cherrypick situation that people lose their minds over for 6 months until the game actually comes out or is there substance this time? The ":marseytrain:lation" threads leading up to UO instantly fizzled out once people actually played the game, now AFAIK this demo is like 6 hours long so how is the rest of the game?

Well since nobody responded I'll write this off as another nothingburger just like Unicorn Overlord.

Lastly here's a bunch of threads where chuds seethe that an original IP, hard JRPG with no casual dating mechanics sold over a million on its first day because it's a fantasy setting with different races.

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691532507

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691518816

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691526878

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691539709

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691537448

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691523691

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691544542

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691523262

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691531046

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691541321

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691616902

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The spergout over this is actually a good thing as its attempted gatekeeping. Without backlash is would get way worse way faster

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Why are localizers terrible writers is an interesting question

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Any translator with actual skill is either translating legal or technical documents for megacorps, or translating things with artistic merit.

Every so often some weebshit translates will make a big complaint about how little they are paid per character and nothing every changes since they don't have the skill to actually negotiate with

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I don't understand the question

Ted Woolsey and Carl Macek did excellent jobs

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Those guys are practically dead

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Wild, the old SMT was just brutal dungeon crawling and little else and it fricking ruled.

Strange Journey took me over 70 hours to beat and it just non-stop sci-fi fantasy with no waifu bullshit until the remake where they shoe-horned some b-word from Persona in it randomly.

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Dating sims are for s*x deprived virgins.

I was going to write more but that's it. Sums it up perfect.

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Never :marseyladybugitsover: played persona

What is it besides typical anime :marseykaneki: game?

!g*mers

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Edgy pokemon digimon

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!edgelords new game just dropped :marseyautismcap:

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SMT is long-running edgekino.

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@Sphereserf3232 Shin Megami Tensei, Atlus' premiere franchise.

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A literal High School simulator.

You kill god at the end.

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:#marseythonk:

So it's a fighting :marseypunching: game set in a highschool

RPG?

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It's an RPG, a pretty basic one with an extremely neurodivergent fanbase. But don't let their fans lead you astray, the only reason why people even play those games is because of the high school simulator. The early game is also extremely slow burn and story heavy, you will need to spend at least 30 minutes or an hour just to start the fun stuff.

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More like 5 hours, I kept wondering when the tutorial would end and it turns out it's just the whole darn game.

The music is go tho

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I fricking hate this so much. You keep expecting the 'actual game' to happen but no, turns out you just played the whole thing.

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The early game is also extremely slow burn and story :marseyslime: heavy, you will need to spend at least 30 minutes or an hour just to start the fun stuff.

As is tradition with jap games :marseylegioncommander:

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:#marseynew:

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I tried 4 Golden on vita and it's a fun story bogged down by school life and dating simulator sections. I don't give a shit, let me jump into the TV.

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I don't want to fight shadows I want to frick femboy Teddy

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Amazing music that has a few games attached.

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Persona is SMT for transexuals

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they're JRPGs with a monster collecting element. gameplay alternates between a real world highschool sim and entering a dungeon where you fight enemies. i enjoyed them at first but it's kind of the same thing every game

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>school life dating sim + some paranormal plot line rpg

>kino soundtracks

>rpg fights whose main mechanic is hitting elemental weaknesses to give you or the enemy an extra turn

>team building revolves around collecting and fusing monsters to evolve them into stronger monsters

>mc the only one who can use multiple monsters (i.e. one at a time but can swap them out)

>foids and bussybois you rizz in school dating sim also fight with you in a team of 4 with their own monsters that they cant swap

>WORDS WORDS WORDS :marseylongpost: storyline and chats

Seriously tho, music is kino:

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It's some lame jap game with too much reading and cut scenes like Final Fantasy but somehow gayer

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Persona 5 was like the opposite where you were some high schooler that could bang the teacher or some old alcoholic journo scum

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Hey that old alcoholic journoid is my wife you're talking about :marseyraging:

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Post her bb

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>fricking anyone but the goth doctor

:ga#y:

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>goth doctor

:marseyb#ased:

never remembered her name but that was exactly what i always called her when my friends asked who my favorite woman was

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I wanna marry Futaba

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:marseyp#edosnipe:

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:#hansen:

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https://media.tenor.com/0Qy1QUO95OMAAAAx/futaba-sakura-persona-5.webp

Gay if you wouldn't

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What's Pesosona? I know Persona, but I haven't heard of Pesosona, could you tell me a little more about this before I read rest of your post?

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It's like Persona but everything is denominated in Mexican currency

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https://media.tenor.com/gyXzBJzgiJIAAAAx/futurama-bender.webp

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Regardless of what you think about these whiny chuds, you'd think there'd be a whole market now for any halfway decent action/adventure/RPG game with sexy female characters featured prominently. Not like porno games or anything, more like Stellar Blade. I even thought that game sold pretty well, why aren't there dozens of games with similar aesthetics on the horizon?

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Because making it a gacha game is more profitable. Tons of these games exist on steam. Multiple games Ive seen get "art style updates" or have their entire branding page changed to show off sexy female characters

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based

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I hate them so much :marseylaptopangry2: I hope this game doesn't flop so we can get another smt game before the next 5 personas come out

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keep yourself safe personastrag

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personastrag

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Persona is for programming socks neurodivergents

SMT is Persona for train neurodivergents

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  • Sphereserf3232 : What's the difference between the two? Aren't they the same?

@Sphereserf3232 what do you mean? :marseyconfused:

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@Sphereserf3232 train neurodivergents are awkward and smell bad

programming socks neurodivergents are awkward, smell bad, and groom children

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Psersonaspics are a more accurate term. :satokohoujoufan:

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Its already sold 1 million copies in like one day

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lol ok I guess my fears werent warranted, I was writing this comment with only the knowledge that it had 1k steam reviews last night which I mean I guess implies that it wasn't a flop but idk :marseyshrug:

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Haven't played SMT but I thought persona combat was pretty boring so I won't bother since it seems to be mostly just that.

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Persona is heavily based on grinding and putting the square peg in the square hole. SMT is more complex and less grindy. Like its the only RPG ive played where stat buff/debuff spells actually matter alot.

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Is the one where Hitler is the final boss a good one to start with

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Play Persona 2 innocent sin on psp and then persona 2 eternal punishment on psp. Persona games are all self contained 1 has no relation to 2 which has no relation to 3 ect. 1 and 2 dont have any dating sim elements and 2 is super fricking easy.

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O right that's also Persona

SMT is the one with literal Abrahamic God as a final boss

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doesn't every battle amount to stacking buffs on self and debuffs on foes and instawinning? I felt like that while playing smt5 at least

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Persona ""'fans""" when they learn about the series persona is a spinoff of (SMT)

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Whats the gameplay in this one? I havent played any atlus game before :marseyskellington: but enjoy turn based :marseyshesright: games.

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Turn based with press turn. There's a long demo for it. You should try it out.

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:marseysalutearmy:

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I want to frick the :3 face fairy so bad, too bad she's like a foot tall.

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You have a 0.01 inch peepee so it works

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:#marseyemojilaugh:

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Let it be known that I don't have a fetish for fairies, game devs just keep making them best girl.

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strange journey still comin in as the best fatlus game

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Genuinely one of the best stories from a JPRG and my favorite DS game ever.

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What's Persona even about?

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Teenagers realizing they are gay and stupid.

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Non-consensual polyamory and its consequences

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Japanese inadequacy

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Persona 5 always felt like a jrpg for people who don't like jrpgs.

Yeah its pretty with good music and decent dungeon design, but the actaully combat gameplay under the hood is like braindead easy, like legitimately some older pokemon games have more difficulty without challenge restrictions.

Anyways I put like 30 hours into it and just got bored of never being challenged, and despite it being a modern jrpg you couldn't adjust the difficulty in the middle of the game.

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JRPGs are supposed to be challenging? Ones like Final Fantasy are even more braindead than Persona 5. I thought the genre as a whole was pretty babby.

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SMT has some hard entries. Nocturne for example.

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Yeah FF7-10 and Pokemon are pretty easy, but games like Bravely, Golden Sun, Radiant Historia, ect. have very good difficulty scaling.

Tldr If you only play the super popular stuff then yeah I guess lmao

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>Pokemon is pretty easy

If you didn't have a high enough power level to care about the Battle Factory/Frontier that is. Main game is obviously super easy.

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the most recent DLC is actually solidly hard if you arent brokenly high level. It's all double battles and the story is better than expected (you mind break a kid by stealing every pokemon he wants + become his sister's bff so he becomes a grindcel and everyone hates him)

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Emerald, Platinum, HGSS Frontier is Peak.

Although my favorite personally is the BW2 Pokemon World Tournament

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Radiant Historia is also up there with Strange Journey and Devil Survivor as le gem of the DS.

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I played the 3ds remake but yeah it is very underated. I wish there were more time travel games that focused on jumping between multiple timelines rather than different time periods

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Persona is strange to me as you think with the social link systems youd want the game to be repayable but they are so easy and like 100 hours so no one actually replays them. So the game is set up so that following a guide you can just see everything in one play through which kinda defeats the point of a social-link/time management system

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Personally I think one of the appeals of Persona is for closeted weebs fo claim they are playing an intense jrpg where in reality the dating simulator aspect is what they care about most lol

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Game is mid anyway

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Persona 4 The Golden is in my top five but I was a teenager when I played it. Tried P5 years later and it just didn't hit the same :marseydepressed:

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P5 kinda sucks without the changes P5R made tbh.

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I recently replayed like half of P5R after playing P5 when it released and you have way too much time, and despite that they still buffed so many of the out of school activities. It makes it feel like a chore to complete all of it rather than choices with drawbacks and opportunity cost and the fear of an overbearing Morgana causing late return fees.

The way the new girl (isn't) integrated into the story beyond some cutscenes makes her feel like a modded character.

Dunno if I'd recommend P5 over P5R though.

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I didn't like p5 enough to replay royal when it came out so I just didn't bother

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Why don't they play a dating sim if they just want to jerk off to the thought of fricking elves?


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I didnt even know they made anything other than persona 5

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