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Mario Kart World First Look
— Bear (@BearUNLV) April 3, 2025
84 playable characters
24 vehicles (no more part combos)
28 tracks (at minimum) pic.twitter.com/OfKt2dVkQG
Ngl, kinda want a switch 2 to flex on normies, they're pulling me in
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!g*mers lmao
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!jannies there should be a soy badge for whoever gets their hands on a switch 2 because I guarantee that the switch 2 is going to be scalpers only until 2027
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I hope Nintendo binds Switches to a Nintendo account and make them non-transferable somehow just to spite scalpers
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holy fricking BASED that would be incredible
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They actually have a priority preorder list that you can sign up for if you have 50+ gameplay hours on an account and a cumulative 1 year of their online subscription. I assume that's why they made the MK bundle "while supplies last"; seems like they're trying to make scalpers unable to get the more valuable bundle and fail to sell to desperate fans who already got the priority preorder.
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Also scalpers are pretty low, but people who buy from them are even worse.
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They should work with israel and make them explode if you sell them.
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they've been accumulating stock for months now, their strategy is likely just going to be flooding the market, I don't expect scalping to do much outside of some r-slurs panicking in the first few days
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I think there were rumors of stock going all the way back to November of last year - 350k large shipment.
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After Donald is done tariffing Antarctica and Mars, I hope he deports all suspected scalpers to that megaprison in El Salvador.
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They would immediately scalp switches hidden in their bussy
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Frick man I'm still trying to get a 5090 I can't deal with this shit again
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5090 is for strags, get the 4070TI
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Frick that I need coomer VR Skyrim on ultra. I managed to get a 5080 but I'll probably still buy a 5090 if they ever become obtainable.
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Is coomer skyrim even worth it on vr? Id imagine like 80% of coomer mods wont even work on it.
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It's so based, try it.
I play a modified Tahrovin Grit
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Never tried modlists, just handpicked whatever I wanted over time. Do all AE mods work on VR too?
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Mostly, with some exceptions. Often there is a VR version.
For VR there's so much stuff you need to make it playable that mod lists are worth it. Also I fricking hate building animations and shit. I'd rather let someone else deal with it.
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So your saying, you want other people to do the hard work for you? You want to be lazy? You want to slack off?
Then you are a BIPOC
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they aren't using powerful hardware, so they aren't competing for time on bleeding edge node processes like anything hypeAI
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The original switch was scalper bait, and it was less powerful than the original ps4.
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That would be a real frick up. Surely they have a large stock in expectation of another best selling console of all time.
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If you have an NSO subscription and 50 hours of gameplay you can submit your Nintendo account for a chance to pre-order in a closed environment on Nintendo's store itself. It's like what Sony was doing with PS5 for the first couple years. It's how I got mine actually.
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I'll let you know if I manage to snag a preorder
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That thing in the sony survey about nintendo giving priority preorders to people who had a nintendo plus subscription (or whatever its called) and 50 hours playtime in the last month or year or whatever actually sounds like a good way to at least keep the scalpers at bay.
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Any Mario kart game featuring the Blue Shell is for r-slurs
!oldstrags !g*mers remember when video games were good because they didn't appeal to women, children, or europeans?
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Uhhhh... no?
Actually I don't remember any time when Mario Kart wasn't for little girls. What's next? You're going to complain that Pretty Pretty Princess isn't masculine enough anymore?
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No because half of them are men
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I remember it like it was yesterday. 1992, and Peach was getting drunk on the podium.
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my life needs to less junk not more tho
i just say no to nintendo now
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as with the Switch 1 I will only buy it for Zelda
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i still have never played a zelda game despite link being my favorite smash character
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!slots123
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meh, not as sad the goombling money ur about to lose
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!slots246
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go on ...
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!slots346
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one more time now...
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You could emulate the Switch and play Breath of the Wild. It's fantastic.
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The tilting puzzles were aids when emulated
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My pro controller worked right away
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I didn't have any Nintendo stuff
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Can you connect joycons?
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I hadn't thought about buying a set of joycons
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i could.
or i could just keep denying myself cause honestly i really do think nintendo is r-slurred for making normies buy their plastic junk,
to play games which they obviously could make available on even the low spec web browsing machines everyone already has.
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It's not that deep, it's just a good game.
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Yeah emulation is the way to go. That and TOTK run much better when emulated.
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You should some time, they are fun
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!chuds Nintendo has 84 Mario Characters + 200 Smash Bros characters and literally none of them are black
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Mr. Game and Watch erasure
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𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐉𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐒𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐨 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞.
Trans Lives Matter
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least self hating bipoc
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THe neighbor is a Jap r*pe baby and he still praises them
, I knew he was a sissy cuck but what an absolute cuck behavior, this neighbor would get both of his halves lynched in China and Germany with his behavior 
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Shy guy is black under the mask. Also Boo is black (get it? He's a spook)
Trans lives matter
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Bobombs are black. They're even having a race war with the pink ones.
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20 normals + 64 toad colors
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Actually if you check the replies, if costumes were slots they would exceed 84. Tons were spotted already which means colors aren't slots anymore. Except maybe like metal mario or something.
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I don't understand what you said because I've seen another human naked
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No you haven't
trans lives matter
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whaaaat you mean I can play as dozens of minor cosmetic variations of some slop mario enemy no one gives a frick about??? well now I do have to give nintendo a hundred dollars. and there'll be FORTNITE DANCES??!?!?! game of the year
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Nintendo is the one company I do not mind spending a premium on. I cannot remember them ever truly disappointing me
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Nintendo is the Apple of entertainment
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Nintendo Online used to be free and then they made it a paid "service" which is one of the moments when I was pretty disapointed with Nintendo since, as you said, there's a premium.
Getting nickel and dimed shouldn't be part of a "premium".
Otherwise I agree.
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Poorcels malding over a $20/yr subscription will never cease to amuse me.
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Imagine how r-slurred it would be if every PC game launcher made you pay a subscription to play online through their service.
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You can still use the Internet with your console without paying. What you're paying for is access to the console maker's online play infrastructure. At a certain point I'm just paying for the virtual console since I don't really play any games online.
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Isn't about the money, it's about the principal.
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The grinding on rails and surfing on waves looked sick as frick
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ITS TRICKY TO ROCK AROUND TO ROCK AROUND THATS RIGHT ON TIME ITS TRICKY
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That looks like 3 not tricky
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meh sonic riders did it in 2006
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They dance on the character select screen? Yep, that $80 is putting in work
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Wow after a decade of complaining about character variety they decided to just put in every possible character they could lol
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Nintentoddlers would gladly pay $90/day for Sakurai to shit directly into their wife's mouth
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i kind of want to play it for nostalgia reasons more than anything.
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Nintendo is for straglords
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Frick the filter
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Mario Kart Horizon is a pretty wild turn, ngl
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I kinda want a Switch, but I want my purchase two swomehwow wose Nyintendwo mwonyey, because they're asshwowals
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I just bouth a copy of new super mario brothers DS (2006)
booted up the ol DSi XL
for some retro gaming
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Wow that looks incredibly based. I might actually buy a switch 2 for this
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Nintentoddlers will buy it anyway, 20 gorillion units sold no problem.
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There's a difference between talking about the effects of somebody's actions and talking about their character and motives. Obviously, Trump's actions have (thus far) had less bad effects than Hitler's. But what the original poster was saying, and what I think is hard to dispute, is that Hitler was a better man than Trump.
Snapshots:
https://x.com/BearUNLV/status/1907803889644007566:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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