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:!marseycapywalking: megathread for bugs and suggestions :marseycapywalking:

pls post all bugs u find or suggestions u wanna give here :marseycapywalking:

[MEGATHREAD] posts here marseys (or other emojis) u want added

pls post the marseys as a parent comment in this format:

:EMOJI NAME: (":marsey" + "name:")






sunglasses cia green animated

please include "animated" as a tag for all animated ones

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[megathread] Post your favourite rdrama-themed OC artwork!

Since Christmas has now ended, we need you to help us fill rdrama's sidebar with some amazing artwork!

r/drama subreddit had (and still does, I guess) a collection of humorous images in the sidebar (go check them out, they're pretty great! ), which we will reuse if we have to, however we also know that the amazing artists of our community have created a number of truly phenomenal, high-effort lore about the site in general and Marsey in particular. It doesn't have to necessarily be Marsey themed, but we would prefer it to have at least some relationship to the site or the sub.

Something like this would be perfect:


So, please use this to post artwork you'd like to see in the sidebar!

EDIT/PS. Emojis aren't really what we're looking for. We have some amazing Marseys in there, but we're trying to do something a bit different with the sidebar. Something like this:


is basically artwork, but your standard emoji probably wouldn't work as a sidebar image as well.

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[MEGATHREAD] The OFFICIALβ„’ rDrama gambling thread! :marseygambling:

Exactly what it says on the tin. This should be in the sidebar too, so you can always click to gamble if you suddenly feel the urge to.


Just type !slots<number> in the comments, where <number> is how many dramacoins you're willing to lose bet!

If you get 3 of the same symbol, that means you won, if you get 2 of the same symbol, you break even, otherwise your dramacoin is lost! Also, you can't bet less than 5 100 coins!

Slot multipliers:

If you get 3 of these in a row, you get your dramacoin back, multiplied by the number on the left!

  • x2: πŸ‘£πŸ€πŸŒˆβ­οΈ
  • x3: πŸŽπŸ”žβš›οΈβ˜’οΈ
  • x5: βœ‘οΈβš”οΈπŸ†πŸ’
  • JACKPOT (x12): 🐱

Slots (marseybux):

You can also use marseybux instead of coins by typing !slotsmb<number> It works exactly the same as the slots, except it takes Marseybux as payment.


I see commoners playing slots in random threads akin to the common dice thrower on the streets. I refuse to be like them. That's why I have chosen to will this thread into existence so that I may have a private venue to gamble in. Nobody else is allowed in this thread. If you come across it by accident please leave immediately without putting your filthy hands on anything and downvote on your way out to prevent any further damage.

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(changelog) Added Blackjack [!blackjack]

Minimum bet is 100 coins, just like slots. To play, enter !blackjack<bet> into your post. Afterward, you will see your hand and the dealer's face-up card in your post header, along with [Hit] and [Stay]. [Hit] will deal another card and refresh the page (and tomorrow, it will navigate back to your post). [Stay] will keep the current value and simulate the dealer.

Pays 3:2 on blackjack.

PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK. There may be bugs.

t. bestselling artist, originator of marseyxcore

:marseyking: Hail to the Cat :marseyking:

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Anonymous confession thread [REVEALED]

I've given this thread the ghost award so that all the comments are anonymous. Got a confession? Have beef with someone? Just want to rant? Share it here.


EDIT: Well apparently you can see who gave an award. So I'm not anonymous, but everyone else still is.

Gamblespam Thread

I'll refund the fifth loss posted


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It's a free service but every donation sent will increase your luck!



Reported by:

  • AffectionateCarpet: Let me innn
  • RootinForPootin: Dont make this CC you absolute r-slur, we need more drama-cels to help
  • Camel_joe: I'm not paying money for this shit r-slur open it
  • DrTransmisia: please send 1k marseycoins to me to CC access
  • RFV2: Brave, Google, Vivaldi, Edge, Opera. 5 browsers, 5 accounts, 5x speed you tards
  • boogiecat: :marseylaugh: poorcels coping
  • xirabolt: Bernie can still win this!
  • JoeBiden: Carp BLACKED and bimbofied

BE AWARE unless otherwise specified all dates in this post are given in UTC time.

Thread official soundtrack

Previous thread with discussions, tools and infos

URL to target coordinates


please consult the map and check coordinates before applying the pixel... Marsey's ear is already in wrong position 🀣🀣🀣

CHANGELOG: Clicking on my pixelmap linked below will redirect to the appropriate location on the Reddit's canvas!


You suicidal maniacs seems to like getting your accounts banned. So here's a new plan: attach at coordinates (1078, 436) (1500, 150) with the following map:

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The battle

My honorable mujāhidīn, today is the day! On 2022-04-01T13:00:00Z /r/place will open again after five years of closure. It just a matter of hours, practice your daily salat :marseysalat: before deploying yourself in the battlefield that will be the canvas. Today will fight against transmisc bad actors of any kind for our G-d given piece of canvas, they'll try to drown us with their transmisic, homomisic and queermisic propaganda but we will not surrender.

Gentlemen, synchronize your watches, at 2022-04-01T13:00:00Z we'll strike with overwhelming firepower!

Plan of action


As stated in the previous post, 50 dedicated cyber-mujāhidīn should be able to complete the artwork in under 3 hours given a 5 minute cool down and minimal attacks from other parties on the canvas.


Those are just guidelines, do as please. I am not your mama

  • white is a color like the others. You should not prioritize non-white pixels of the model map just because of your bias says that white == empty
  • Try to lay down the 1px blue border, especially in highly contested areas like the western front and the north-ester front
  • Proceed stochastically: choice random pixels from Marsey and place them. Without any particular order, in this way Marsey will "appear" earlier to the eye even if "noise" is still present
  • Concentrate first on Marsey, leave the text for later
  • DO NOT USE ALTs & DO NOT USE ACCOUNTS WITH BAD REPUTATION. At least not on the same browser and/or Internet connection. As stated in the previous post, they have put in place anti-bad-actors mechanisms.
  • Use the lens in the bottom right of the screen to zoom without loosing target's coordinates!


The palette is not the same as in 2017, the colors DO NOT match!
If it is the case I'll update the artwork with the new palette. Until then use whatever color you think is closer to the artwork.

There's no enough manpower personpower! Redditos are drowning us
Yes, we knew it would have been realistically the case...


This will be like when the Prophet ο·Ί and his companions conquered Medina in just a day!

:#marseytaliban: :#marseytaliban: :#marseytaliban: :#marseytaliban:

:marseyglow: Intelligence reports :marseyglowing:

:marseysleep: I am going to bed!

Here I left my latest Krita projects, if y'all will need to make some modifications. You'll have to ask a janitor to edit/pin stuff though. cheers! Remember to use the /r/place palette in Krita

War reports

  • 2022-04-01T13:02:00Z /r/place is still private
  • 2022-04-01T13:02:49Z CANVAS IS OPEN. DEPLOY NOW!
  • 2022-04-01T13:03:00Z (circa) First tiles have been placed. The palette is a little different that the last time.
  • 2022-04-01T13:30:00Z (circa) some folks are starting to override Marsey with the trans flag.
  • 2022-04-01T13:50:00Z (circa) THEY HAVE OVERPAINTED MARSEY
  • 2022-04-01T14:00:00Z (circa) Position is lost. they drawn over Marsey. This battle is over.
  • 2022-04-01T14:07:00Z (circa) NEW COORDINATES AT (100,700)
  • 2022-04-01T14:25:00Z (circa) dropped the trans flag :( :(
  • 2022-04-01T15:00:00Z (circa) a fifth of Marsey's head is taking shape somehow. I am pessimistic
  • 2022-04-01T15:02:00Z Removed CC in an extreme attempt to add unapprovedcels to the peopleforce (applies also to the old thread)
  • 2022-04-01T15:59:00Z Screenshot of the map added to the thread
  • 2022-04-01T16:28:00Z A blue 1px border has been added to the artwork. The increase in size will increase the render time but will make other factions less likely to attack
  • 2022-04-01T17:36:00Z An additional border has been added. This will allow the drop of the URL if the situation keeps getting difficult
  • 2022-04-01T18:30:00Z Marsey's head begins to have a good shape. Let's charge to the body and tail. Although we'll have to fight off Croatia for our vital space
  • 2022-04-01T18:52:00Z Marsey is MOSTLY COMPLETED. She misses her tail though. Also we must not forget that this operation is to advertise rdrama, in the next hours we should move on the lower banner
  • 2022-04-01T20:00:00Z (circa) the struggles to reclaim her tail from the Croatians continue without much progress...
  • 2022-04-01T20:30:00Z (circa) THE TAIL HAS BEEN CONQUERED
  • 2022-04-01T21:15:00Z advertisement operations begins. FANCADE OFFENSIVE BEGINS
  • 2022-04-02T01:24:32Z rdrama operation has succeeded
  • 2022-04-02T12:00:00Z (circa) MARSEY IS DEAD RIP
  • 2022-04-02T17:21:00Z Last suicidal operation begins on the new part of canvas

@Aevann or whatever janitor is in office, pls pin :marseypin: and maybe unpin the other idk

(changelog) Added Slots Functionality

Just type !slots10 (or whatever your bet) and the result will appear in the top right of your post.

I hope you become gambling addicts and lose your family.


  1. Any three symbols is a win; common pays 2x, uncommon 3x, rare 5x, jackpot 100x
  2. Any two symbols or any one jackpot is a consolation and will refund your bet.
  3. Anything else is a loss.

Jackpot is 🐱

t. bestselling artist, originator of marseyxcore

:marseyking: Hail to the Cat :marseyking:

admiggers, post here marseys u want added (megathread)

post a comment like this (in this exact format)

{"name":"marseyexample","author_id":995, "tags":"example peepee poo"}


{"name":"marseyexample","author":"chiobu", "tags":"example"}

and dont forget too attach the marsey image


Make all manner of low-effort shitposts or even completely empty comments below, as long as you upvote other people who do the same. :marseythumbsup:

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  • Heckin_Valid_Girldick41: i wonder how much is their salary :marseythink:
  • Bartholomew_1: The crying Dutchman is a good title. They should give you a 20% salary bump for that, Carp
  • RFV2: Carp deserves a reward. Perhaps a new marsey
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they have begun deleting all new messages lmao Merari01 AKA The Crying Dutchman is currently melting down on Slack about Marsey β€œthe neo-Nazi cat”

Bonus BelleAriel Discord tantrum:


More Slack updates, sry it’s gonna take a bit to sift through this tantrum jfc there’s so much lol


He namedrops us here uwu


Here we see someone suggesting that maybe Marsey isn’t a hate symbol


Merari01 has it all figured out, though. The Nazi website kiwifarms and the Nazi website rDrama have joined forces to draw a ginger cat:


I’m watching you πŸ‘€


:!marseyprisma: emoji Heterosexuality is a mental illness :marseyprisma: emoji

Uncle Ted was based

Who agrees?

New odds:

5 coin minimum bet.

1% chance of jackpot (12x bet)

4% chance of 5x bet

8% chance of 3x bet

16% chance of 2x bet

12% chance of money back

59% chance of lost bet

t. bestselling artist, originator of marseyxcore

:marseyking: Hail to the Cat :marseyking:

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[updated x5 - it's getting really good now] β€œIt’s posted on and they certainly love that place”

edit: small fun update here, big ones down below the original text

β€” β€” β€”

Very abridged highlights reel, more to follow. Powerlessjannies went predictably berserk and have continued throughout the night. These were some of my favorites.

If you’re just tuning in to this horrifically depressing saga, I’d recommend starting with their initial plans to β€œplay to users’ psychology” and close half the site until Reddit does what they want and the next-day admin response to their cries.

Key takeaways:

  • Belle’s β€œI’m leaving forever and I really mean it this time” meant exactly as much as it did the first 747382828 times she said it. She is still hideously ugly, for anyone keeping score.

  • Mr. Davis: no, was not down. You’re just bad with computers.

  • Mr. Mega: there were no new screenshots because we were building dramatic tension and letting the admin response simmer for the evening before posting this one. You weren't hidden. I'm sorry.

  • They considered going against the chadmins and closing everything immediately because β€œlives are at stake,” but handwringing from BelleAriel & Co. about losing their incredibly important internet moderator positions made them come to their senses.

  • They intend to cry to more dead media outlets and get them to screech that Reddit is LITERALLY KILLING PEOPLE if their impotent demands aren’t met.

  • They’re actively watching us πŸ€— I know you guys run in different - and yet equally embarrassing - circles, but I’d recommend reading this thread and this one too, if you’d like some things to be mad at Reddit for that actually matter. Please stop enabling child abuse and womanbeating. It’s not cute.

Anyway thanks for all the content, I’ll continue scrolling later. Stop banning innocent people to stop the β€œleaks” - it’s not doing anything lol

β€” β€” β€”

Update 1: Theyβ€˜re planning to mass tweet at Reddit advertisers on Monday lmao

Update 2: New plan is to - oh my god - write to their congressmen. Using a Reddit bot.

Update 3: Not a development, but definitely my favorite quote of this whole affair so far.

Update 4: This update is a few pieces long. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

First we have the beginnings of a very long discussion about unionizing. An unpaid internet janitor union with negative value whose replacements can be easily automated or done by literally any shut-in.

Our boy conalfisher is once again the voice of reason though. Join us here conal!

Merari (lmao) has unironically declared jannie to be a transphobic slur. You cannot make this shit up.

Seb (I think he's meant to be the leader of this shitshow?) has directly linked the main image of this thread He's not happy!

He's demanded that everyone in that screenshot change their Discord display name so as not to reflect their Reddit identity which they think will allow them to operate anoynmously, since they have realized the futility of trying to stop the "leaks". Let's see how that goes for them.

Update 5: Seb thinks he figured out the leak issue! I will refrain from updating for a few hours. Is this because you got me Seb? Or am I playing along?

:!marseyprisma: emoji Heterosexuality is a mental illness :marseyprisma: emoji

cat aims for the carp iniside of ice

I was a good little goy and partcipated in the chadmins little anti-inflation experiment. I sunk a lot of coin praying for my jackpot, unfortunately as soon as I hit it and managed barely break over even I realised that the coins were not deposited into my account. It's been almost 3 hours now and still no coins, don't fall for these tricks, learn from my mistakes. Gambling is a good thing but only when it's not a scam.



EDIT Turns out I'm just r-slurred, this is now a gambling thread.

EDIT EDIT: I'm NOT r-slurred, this shit is eating my coins on some payouts.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: I'm just r-slurred, ignore, keep gambling

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT : I've made 2000 coins :marseycapitalistmanlet: , I know when to quit. Feel free to use my amazing method, no one has ever lost money by x2 their bet every single time, it has never spiraled out of control, don't worry about it.

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Is the comment spam going to cause issues with the site, idk I'm not computer nerd lol. Also do gambling threads fuck with the post weighting/do more comments push a post higher on the page, might be something to fix so they aren't spamming the front page.

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: I'm not r-slurred, this shit eats your coins when it doesn't post your roll.

DM ME FOR A GOOD TIME :marseyhomofascist:

Okay, I'm kinda drunk, but I'll do what I can for this thread for now.

While Putin didn't officially declare war, he just announced an operation for denazification of Ukraine. He also called for Ukrainian soldiers to drop their weapons and not defend their fascist rulers.

Some videos from the frontlines:


North of Lugansk:


Anti-UAV AA next to Lugansk. Probably Russian AA.

Results of anti-AA strike near Kharkov:


Said strike:

Kharkov again:



Ballistic Missiles launching in Russia:

Kakhovsky Hydroelectic plant, with Ukrainian soldier's opinion:

Kharkov earlier, outlook:

Unknown area: rocket flyover (We thought it was a rocket flyby. There, a rocket! It flew! - translation idio, I'm not Ukrainian, it's rough....)


Kharkov plant, outside of the city:

Paratroopers in Melitopol:

Tanks in Kherson:

Artillery by Kharkov (where most of Ukrainian army is):

Post your suggestions and jannoids will decide which ones to add. Thank you.



Reported by:

  • Transgender_spez: newstrags beware. The age of men is over. The time of the dramanaut has come!
  • Rap_God: If you're from pleddit and clicked the report button to see what would happen follow my account rn
  • carpathianflorist: follow me or i will unironically ban you
  • SubredditDrama: I'm in the server but I'm not in any of the leaked screenshots.
  • HumboldtLumberjacks: ( Ν‘Β°( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°( Ν‘πŸ‘οΈβ€―ΝœΚ– Ν‘πŸ‘οΈ) Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) Ν‘Β°)
  • Dad: πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€
  • Need4Sneed: I'm already following you. Where's my perma ban?
  • rippimpc: unpin this yakubian nonsense right NOW
  • Dramamine: I WANT EVERYTHING ABout my house OFF THE INTERNET
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✨updated✨ [BREAKING] Big haps tomorrow, leaks from powerjannie cabalcord

About halfway down through the screenshots, you get to the meat of what they're doing:

They're upset about the r/HorseDewormerAddicts quarantine and they're going to shutter half the default subs tomorrow in protest! Isn't that cool? Powerjannies are doing unpaid labor in favor of bringing Reddit back to its roots of letting people disc... Oh wait lol no, they're mad that NNN was only quarantined and not banned outright, so they're shuttering everything to protest to get it banned so people can't discuss the downsides of compulsory experimental gene therapy on children.

Note how the unpaid internet janitor with the liberal arts AA from xir local community college talks about "playing to their psychology." These are the people dictating the direction of what words a multibillion dollar corporation allows people to use on a cute twinkgy orange messageboard. Undersocialized, uneducated r-slurs who think they're smarter than you but they can't even keep their shitty Discord server secure.

Isn't that funny?
I think it's pretty funny!

And hey, if you're visiting here from another site (our URL is blocked by Reddit, so good job whoever got you here!), maybe stick around and visit some of our other fun threads. We have lots of great features, wholly unique to this platform, and we'd love to have you with us

I love you.

xoxo Carp

Update: Here’s the message they intend to send to the (paid) janitors:

(click to expand if you’re new)

edit D-DAY T-5:30: they’ve now restricted heaps of channels in their cord and are going a bit nuts trying to find out who the β€œleaker” is. Will this delay today’s scheduled imaginary powertrip? I don’t think so, personally. They’d need to find something else to do midday Wednesday if they did.

:!marseyprisma: emoji Heterosexuality is a mental illness :marseyprisma: emoji

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Banner submission megathread

Hello re​t​ard​s. We are making rDrama more DYNAMIC and HIGH ENERGY by adding a cycling banner to the place. And we want your help :star:

Banners must be 1558x190 and they must say Trans Lives Matter or Trans Rights Are Human Rights or some such. Nothing -ist or -phobic aesthetically; the banner is meant to serve as a deterrent and enrage the fringe rightoids who shit up every other alternative platform. If you're a chud, put your personal chudly feelings aside for this. NOT all submissions are being accepted, so make it good or at least bribe me with dick pics. This is going to be the first thing people see, it can't suck. It doesn't have to be trans-themed aside from the text (though if it is, that's excellent) so feel free to use any imagery that works. Nothing pornographic.

Approved banner artists will receive this snazzy new BANNER ARTIST badge and (3) wholesome awards to use at their discretion. THERE IS NO DEADLINE FOR THIS, STOP ASKING. IT IS A STANDING OFFER IN PERPETUITY.

Survivors of Fistmas 2021 will also be receiving this commemorative profile badge as well:


If your account was created prior to 12/21/2021, you'll receive a notification that it was added in the very near future. I think that's the date we made old.rdrama toggleable. If not, it's close enough.

:!marseyprisma: emoji Heterosexuality is a mental illness :marseyprisma: emoji

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not enough rightoid lynchings Enough rightoid lynchings. It’s past time we addressed the weeb question.

The weeaboo proliferation of rDrama is out of control. Weekly weebshit threads with admin-sanctioned pins for days on end. Sneaky shit regular threads about Chinese cartoons. It’s making our homosexual pink cat furry website look bad and it ends now.

Look at this shit:

Who would have guessed half these degenerates were like that? They’re discussing rape porn anime like they’re immediately familiar with it even though I’m certain it’s niche as can be.

If you watch anime, you are an objectively gross person. No β€œI agree but Nippon Ni Pikachu is really good” or whatever. You’re a fucking weirdo if you do this.

Report ANY anime apologia to me, ideally with a ping in response to the offending comment(s) or thread.

Weebwatch reporters will be granted the COOL GUY badge, certifying them for all to see as a confirmed NOT-LIBERTARIAN and leather jacket afficionado:


The sentient plague infesting rDrama will be branded accordingly:


This does not expire. When this thread is unpinned, you are encouraged to continue reporting these creeps in perpetuity.

NOTE: If you are a possessor of a COOL GUY badge and found to be a Certified LOSER, it will be corrected. Reporting a false COOL GUY will earn you an ALPHA badge (usually only accessible if you signed up before 7/4/21) or five (5) Wholesome awards if you are already Alpha or Sigma.

Go forth and narc.

:!marseyprisma: emoji Heterosexuality is a mental illness :marseyprisma: emoji