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  • whyareyou : OP is actually r-slurred and doesn't want grownass women to enjoy life

"No she's actually a 1000 year old dragon" but irl

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1617598029284114434

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Its real too. Link to article

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Oh god her fricking voice.

Imagine her screaming that sheโ€™s gonna c*m :marseyscared:

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The parent interaction is weird l they kinda treat her like a kid not a midget adult.

Or maybe that's just how all dads treat their :marseyfoidretard: daughters regardless of how old they look and I only notice because shes got weird midget syndrome

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People were saying she looks older than 8 but she looks like she's in third grade

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She looks beat as heck for an 8 year old.

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so an 8 year old from portland?

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i watched so many videos of her on TLC and sheโ€™s a total b-word.

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>I watched so many videos of her on TLC

:marseypedo:

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Why do you want to frick the midget?

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>imagine her screaming that

No I dont think I will and I really dont want to either :marseyyikes:

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Tlc is such KINO

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The shot with her in the car looks like amber :marseyjacksparrow: alert :marseyredflag: in progress.

Also


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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Busted face tbh

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People of midge sound like they have constantly have on that voice filter they use to protect people's identity

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Serious: I'm going to guess that woman has developed a a pretty good p-do-detection meter since she started dating. I am therefore going to assume that he's nota p-do but is just really into Lord of the Rings cosplay.

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She can't afford to filter men, she's desperate as frick. Look at this article: Anybody willing to be seen in public with her is gonna get harassed by the press and everybody will find him creepy.

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He is over 6โ€™ in good shape, itโ€™s not like she lowered basic foids standards

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That's how you know he's a p-do.

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He wanted to take her to a wedding in Malaysia from the first time they conversed lol. Deffo p-do. Her parents realize it too, she was bitching about them not allowing her.

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At least he's not molesting children.

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she's desperate as frick

lol. lmao even.

spoken like someone who doesn't know moid nature.

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All scrotes are pedos

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*straggots

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Last time this girl was on here i mentioned that there was one of these living in the same dorm as me in college. She was apparently not a doogie howser, just a 19 year old who looked 12. She had a boyfriend who looked normal and we'd see them all over campus together. I never knew either of them but we all called the guy a p-do behind his back whenever we saw them.

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:marseynotesglow:

what is a doogie houser?

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The first time I saw her in the dorm food service I asked one of my friends "how did that little kid get into college?", like I actually thought she was some child prodigy or something.

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Pretty sure this one had a TLC show about her or something.

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IDK, apparently she's some kind of reality TV star so any kind of relationship she has is going to be a mess anyway.

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woman has developed discernment

:#marseyxdoubt: I think more likely she just doesnโ€™t care.

I would also guess whatever disease this is comes with some cognitive impairment in addition to the severe cognitive disability that comes from being a woman.

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playing to her strengths.

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Bruh, the boyfriend has chad-tier looks. I'm willing to bet she doesn't give af cuz he's hot.

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chad-tier looks

The standards for men are ON THE GROUND

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i've seen this story all over the place lately. do people just expect her to be a cat lady at 23 and never seek out a relationship? i'm sure she's able to sift out the actual weirdos after living in that body her whole life.

or maybe he is a weirdo and THAT is what she's in to. maybe they role play her being 8. maybe he's the first one who has been down for it. who knows.

i just think, in general, there's nothing here that's newsworthy. she's an adult.

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Dude is over 6โ€™ with great body, white and probably minimum mid income, majority of women would date him

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yeah but then he wont be able to virtue signal ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK! someone is already out there trying to make their life in to a reality show.

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See perfect power couple she got her Chad fantasy he got his p-do fantasy and together they get attention from everyone (probably will leave her when the wall hits in like 10 years)

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what does an 8 year old hitting the wall look like

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Women skin age a lot faster than menโ€™s and she looks young only because of her body size, if you look at her you notice her face doesnโ€™t look 8 and her fore arms and calfโ€™s donโ€™t look like kids one. Itโ€™s a bit like a week ago a 4โ€™10 or less girl with a backpack in metro was staring at me and playing with her hair (I didnโ€™t looked at her because staring at kid is wired as frick but I noticed her staring with my side view) but at one point she was ultra annoying was staring non stop for 30 sec so I looked at her back and it was a 20 something looking one and she left the tram where a language school is located for adults and she was clearly not a local. But just because she was so short I thought she was a annoying kid

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There was a BTAS episode about this.

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Well, presumably not after they find out he's a p-dophile.

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Oh my you ainโ€™t blackpilled https://thechive.com/humor/guy-poses-as-p-dophile-on-tinder-and-it-doesnt-deter-women-one-ounce-13-photos/

If he is legit pedophil than itโ€™s not the women wonโ€™t date him but him not date those women.

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Lol that dude has supermodel looks. Those woman just want to smash and bounce

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Obviously she has to wait to date till she looks like an old hag goblin hybrid so she won't be confused for a child.

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i can't decide if she actually looks 8 (yanno aside from the size of her body) or if she...does kind of look like an old hag.

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Seen a few of these sub-class of dwarves (what are they actually called?) and every one of them has a face that just looks off, some uncanny valley shit idk.

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they should have just stuck with :quote: midget :quote:. everyone knows exactly what it is. other words are weird and insulting. dwarf? so they are some mythical fantasy creature that's small and hairy and je...gold hungry?! little people? so...children!?

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:marsey420: Maybe they should have let Gary Gygax divide up humanity into races, so instead of by skin color on her driver's license this chick with the p-do boyfriend would be a Halfling, Dwarves would be Dwarves (and Midges), Elves are that tall skinny runway model body type, basketball players, and Na'vi. And would Horse Girls be Rangers or Druids?

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What kind of racial bonuses would she get?

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Does fricking a hobbit make you a p-dophile? What about a gnome? What about a kender? Are you being molested if you smash an elf?

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Kender definitely go in the :marseywoodchipper2:.

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i've seen this story all over the place lately. do people just expect her to be a cat lady at 23 and never seek out a relationship?

yes

I have heard about french men having s*x with 14 year olds. Are French men just expected to die alone if those are the only two options?

Also yes

Sucks to be the foid but either you are pro pedophilia or anti pedophilia and I think its time for a one day ban for you to rethink your stances.

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SHE'S ONLY 23 YEARS OLD YOU FRICKING P-DOPHILES!!!!!!! :hysterical:

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#FightFor30 #StopPedophilia

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30 is still a bit young, but it's much better than the laws we have now that let dirty old men (anyone over 22) have s*x with 18 YEAR OLD TODDLERS.

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I know but we have to slippery slope them with gradual increments or else the pedos will put up too much of a fight.

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It will only end once we all agree women never mature and are mentally children at every age. The only legal form of s*x will be bussy and the human race will live their best and last years

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Shhhh, not so loud or they might catch on before it's too late.

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The dragon loli is 10,000 years old in the anime I am not a p-dophile reeeeeeeee!!!

  • pro p-dophiles
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The lost part about that Fire Emblem game is that the guy she naturally pairs with looks like a p-dophile.

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I agree, moids who date short women should be jailed for pedophilia unironically

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IF SHE'S BELOW 5" YOU ARE A P-DOPHILE

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Honestly, I felt the same, but I watched that TLC video about her. Not only does she look like she's 8 years old, but she also sounds like she's 8 years old. I just can't listen to what she's saying without projecting it onto a small child.

I dunno. Good for her, I guess. I certainly wouldn't do it though.

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I'm just glad she and her p-dophile husband can't have children.?

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She could make bank doing voice acting for Disney movies or whatever.

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I just think, in general, you're slacking

You've dropped the ball

Here let me help

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I don't think this guy's a p-do, but can't they just give this chick some HGH or something?

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she's no lionel messi

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Naw, she'd need to see a secret Nazi scientist willing to perform unethical human experiments. She's in the wrong hemisphere for that.

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Knowing today's :marseyhitler:, I'd guess the secret scientists are more interested in trying to recreate her condition

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The concentration camps were a p-dophile's paradise. Sadly most of those people weren't brutally murdered after the war

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But Dr Teetus Deletus is in Florida, pretty sure as long as that cash is green, sheโ€™ll carve you up

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There could be a possibility that they did that but what you're seeing now is the final result

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:#marseyspit:

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HGH only makes you grow taller if your growth plates are still open. Once they're fused, it'll just make you look like a bloated mess with a gigantic fricking head.

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She should get on hgh and start podcast like joe rogan. They're both similar in height

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She's not that short come on

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Mf looks like Kuato is about to bust out of his stomach

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HGH gut

Look at Dana White

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Oh man I remember that episode. Had it on VHS as a kid.

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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:#marseykneel:

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look I am going to make this easy for you animals

If you jerk off to 1,000 year old loli dragons you are a p-dophile

If you frick adults who look like 8 year olds you are a p-dophile

I hope you get a one day ban award to rethink your stances.

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I mean, I guess that would have been ideal before her growth plates closed, could have brought her into normal height range.

No idea why we donโ€™t screen people for manletism and do this automatically, it would save a lot of pain and improve the appearance of the proletariat.

(Until that government pharmacy fricks up and they start producing 14-ft tall freshmen)

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I tried looking at research for it but I was only able to find one journal article that said giving them Hgh to midgets only increased their height by 6 cm. Its appears that even with hgh results are varied

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Until that government pharmacy fricks up and they start producing 14-ft tall freshmen Space Marines

:#marsey40k:

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She's 23 it's a bit late for that.

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Stops working after puberty so no

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It's weird but honestly I am more happy that the woman can enjoy a normal life despite her condition than I am outraged that the guy is dating someone who looks like they could be a child

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I think that's alright to feel. It would suck to be forever alone because of a disability you have. Furthermore, I feel the social stigma they get would also suck from people that dont understand whats going on

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It would suck to be forever alone because of a disability you have.

Is being a dramautist a disability? Could explain a lot.

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Depends on how attractive you are

6/10 and above -> People just think you're quirky

5/10 and below -> :marseyitsover:

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It would suck to be forever alone because of a disability you have

Hello I have autism

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I am happy men can fulfill their p-do fantasies using this foid I am pro pedophilia.

That's what you just wrote seriously rethink the fricked up shit you are saying.

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Is it bad if I busted laughing imagining her struggling to reach high shelves and bullying fer for her height?

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First read that as

Is it bad if I busted imagining her

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:#marseymanlet:

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I was thinking about how he could get a BJ without her having to bend her knees, so I think you're doing OK

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i laughed

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Should I bully you for not being able to dunk ?

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