Oh God oh frick oh frick oh god!
Hells, bells and buckets of blood, some dramatards save me from this heck! 
Our glorious South African government has just announced the creation of an entire new fricking ministry - a ministry of fricking Electricity! Not power supply or a cabinet that focusses on energy export or some such general public shit. No. Just electricity exclusively. 
The significance of this event demonstrates our ruling government is in such a deadlock of entrenched powerful factions obscuring our existing ministry of Energy and Minerals, that our prez has to use emergency fricking powers just to get past the Coal lorry unions which sabotage and blow up our fricking power stations 
The absolute scope and degree of systemic imbecilic incompetence and utter nepotistic r-sluration has reached some seeeeeeeeeeeething levels in our gubmint. It's all over RSA news and radio, and everybody is freaking the frick out at the sheer r-sluration that our once prolific nation has been reduced to such a degree of fricktitude that we need to create a whole new ministerial department to circumvent our existing goverment which is so absolutely absolutely entrenched in corruption.
Even the high and mighty are now feeling the sting of almost 18 months of persistent loadshedding, as the economy shrinks and is devastated by unanounced and unavoidable power cuts. Butcheries have to keep generators running to not let their meat go off, supermarkets dump millions of rands worth of rotted food every Friday
The biggest r-sluration is when organized gangs of thieves 
keep stealing the power cables which run underground between Free State province cities and power stations. Because the power if off so often, it gives guys with nothing but Baboon spanners and wirecutters the opportunity to literally steal hundreds of metres worth of copper cables for scrap metal towards the Zimbabwean black market, without getting electrocuted
in the process
BUT IT GETS WORRRRSSSE 
Many of the straggot politicians which procided over the shitshow of our r-slurred COVID policy during lockdown, will regain their emergency powers, these corrupt degenerates want their fingers in the pie which hasnt even been formed yet
As an example: The ANC government had made an attempt during covid to make private donation organizations like AFRIFORUM & SOLIDARITEIT for them illegal to make donations like food, bread, milk & necessary supplies to literally keep alive, as many people didn't have savings past like the 1st month. This made the ANC look really really bad that a private organizations could go to such much more efficient lengths to donate help to the needy, especially in the coloured communities in Cape Town shantie townships.
So AFRIFORUM took the ANC to the supreme court (high court? i dont remember) just so that they could fricking donate supplies in fricking peace
It came out later that the reason the ANC obstructed AFRIFORUM & SOLIDARITEIT emergency efforts was because they were taking the reason away for government tenders, which would have had parasites taking a cut of the budget long before that emergency funds could reach their intended targets
Then later it came OUT EVEN MORE r-slurred that the fricking ANC wanted to donate government money to FRICKING CUBA, their communist buddies
- that relief fund was supposed to go to South AFrican citizens not as political favours overseas frickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrick
AFRIFORUM proceeded to sue the ANC to halt that shit and keep our money to our current 30% jobless peeps. It's like the black gubmint leaders didn't even give a frick about their own suffering black kin. It literally took white afrikaner legal men to put a stop to that shit in the legal system, what the frick
https://mg.co.za/news/2022-03-23-court-rules-in-favour-of-afriforum-to-halt-r50m-donation-to-cuba/
I mention this, as these "people" are gonna be the same imbeciles who have a hand in charge of this new emergency Ministry of Electricity, and most sane south african are REALLy not optimistic that they have our best interests in mind
Please someone save meeee
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How hard is it to immigratemaxx from south africa?
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Very very, to go to burgerland you need to be rich and/or prove for example you can land a job and be vouched for by employer, and even that's not sure.
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Just be an illegal immigrant, the US loves them more than each other.
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Only brown peeps
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If you're mayo immigrate to any of the East Asian, or SEA countries. I've seen absolute bums make it there for a long time. Similarly, try any latin American country(that aren't completely overrun by cartels).
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So, the US?
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East Asian countries are extremely difficult to immigrate to, donβt know about SEA though.
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lol if you have $$$$$ it's very easy + we're quite the tax haven
case in point, Facebook's Eduardo Saverin
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And poorcels?
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they come here to build our houses and roads lol
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Frick off we're full
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Just 90-day-fiancΓ©e-maxx bro.
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Only works if you're already married or need more Instagram followers
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It's virtually impossible to get deported from the states until you've racked up multiple violent felonies. Just "overstay" your tourist visa, euros do it all the time.
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How about the Netherlands?
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You'd be surrounded by the Dutch, sadly.
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Can't you just live anywhere in the EU as long as you have citizenship or residence in one of the member states?
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I think you can work anywhere.
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iirc you need a residency permit if youre not working there, if you have a job in the country then its fine
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I can't speak dutch, I have no idea about the dutch immigration policies
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If you speak Afrikaans we would understand it but think you have Down's syndrom
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I'm on rdrama.net
it's a given
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Closest spoken language to English. Time to learn.
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Never began for Frisian bros
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You don't have to, Dutchies speak better English than most Anglos
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Full of Netherlanderthals
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My relatives there sent their son off to kkkanada for college how expensive is that route comparatively? I think doing college there more or less guarantees a job if you can hustle, no?
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I'm working to become a Land Surveyor, I have a degree from the University of Cape town. If the country can hold out and not implode for just 3 more years then I can bugger off as a qualified dramatard
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Godspeed
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I just emigrated in October hehe, when I call family I honestly take it for granted that I have like, access to electricity 24/7
and I'm not poor
and can walk around the city alone at 2am
and have a functioning govt
i recommend it!
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How about Australia? I heard that there are a lot of South Africans there.
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I went to high school with a super hot South African girl
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Do you have AIDs
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That just means your butt is a walking aids cure.
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The absolute state
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He said to the user with the single most definitely-not-american name
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Do you have any piece of scientific literature to back your statement up?
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This sounds like bad faith concern trolling and serious sealioning
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Frick off and keep your SA monkey business to yourself
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All Saffers are beautiful!
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It's really difficult, I knew a few girls that came to my college to get husbands so their families could move.
One got married but then divorced and never got deported because progressivism, and the other met a guy right before she got deported because of the pandemic and is still in a long distance relationship four years later, he's going to marry her once he finishes med school or something.
As a shredded manlet I dated both of them but I guess I wasn't marriage material because they didn't want ugly faced spawn
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You're also a shredded manlet?
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Most well functioning Sub-Saharan African country.
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Still better than Bong Island
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South africans are allowed to put flamethrowers on their cars to deter carjackers and thieves meanwhile we're just expected to roll over and take it from violent criminals while the police go around murdering people and strip searching kids
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going by CPI, the least corrupt african nations are
Seychelles (> USA) > Botswana > Cape Verde > Rwanda > Mauritius > Namibia
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This isn't a country it's just a hotel dumbass
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i think you're talking about California tbh
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Wakanda not on the list?
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shhhh that's a secret
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Glad to hear Adolf Hitler is keeping up the good work
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Grow a beard, get into a boat across the Mediterranean and apply for refugee status in the Netherlands as Abdul al Assam.
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Where's South Africa going?
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Not funny I actually live here
it's only funny when misery visits other chodes
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I understand exactly how you feel but it's still funny.
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The actual Sal is also a South Afrikkkan crakkka
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He's a little b-word cuz he still hasnt shown me bussy yet
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Wait
@Sal did you actually frick a shark on a windy beach of cape cod?
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That's in Massachusets, are you really saying I'm from Massachusets? keep yourself safe
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Huh, turns out that I had it confused with the Cape of Good Hope all my life
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Get your facts straight, moron.
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There are no verifiable credited sources for this claim.
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This is just your daily reminder that as much as Africans pretend to be oppressed by "white imperialism", the biggest problem most African nations have will always be the corruption of their own governments.
And while the WEF talks about the importance of donating money to Africa, frankly the best thing we could possibly do for many of these countries is to simply invade them and take over so that they are no longer governed by corrupt incompetents.
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I absolutely love how western white-saviour fanatics always campaign against stuff like the UK sending refugees to rwanda because in their eyes every african country is a third world hellhole whilst completely ignoring that places like Seychelles, Botswana and Cape Verde that actually remove corrupt officials from power are some of the fastest growing, stable and safe economies worldwide
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The fact that African societies with a good culture are very successful undermines the Leftoid ideological belief that everything is about race.
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Botswana leadership regularly cucks South African politicians, despite being much poorer, Botswana is very stable and a faster growing economy despite being like 15 times smaller population wise than south africa
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Botswana had seven miles of paved road when it became independent and is now lower mid tier in terms of economics. Anyone whining about it being Euros fault just doesn't believe Africans can do anything.
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"this poor child is walking shoeless through broken glass and rusty nails, fifteen miles to get fresh water"
America didn't break that glass.
America didn't discard the nails.
America didn't build the town 15 miles from a viable water source
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Interesting post (especially the ESG bit about tesla and exxon), I certainly think colonialism would be an answer if you really cared about stopping human suffering.
One massive risk I see with your plan is that is bets the continued existence of the USA and the world as we know it on the assumption that racial IQ differences aren't genetic. If thats the case, you just handed your democracy to a state that will soon outnumber you due to birth rates and is mostly unfixable due to widespread r-sluration that no policy that isn't specifically designed to be eugenic can solve. You also gave them open borders, so your 13% become 50%.
Even if its not genetic, like in Germany, the east is still an underdeveloped zone that needs money to prop it up, even 30 years after the fall of the wall. 12 years are not enough, especially when the whole current generation is severely IQ handicapped just from bad childhood alone.
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I think 12 years is enough time to civilize most places if you're willing to put in the effort. Look what the British Empire managed to achieve.
Obviously it's a risk, but all big narrative changes are. The reward would be that we would no longer need to rely upon hostile foreign powers for our supply chain. And every country we assimilate is one less country that we constantly have to worry about acquiring nukes or allying with our geopolitical enemies.
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What a weird country
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I tried to warn you. Why didn't you stop it? All you had to do was listen.
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Apartheid was about to eat itself by the 90s so there's really nothing anyone could have done by that point in keeping it together.
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This is what
donβt get (about both SA and Rhodesia)- they didnβt become failed states when it got turned over to BIPOC ownership (although Mugabe didnβt help), they were on the way to becoming failed states already and integration just got rid of the window dressing
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lmaothis is so revisionist. Yea SA was going down the shitter because cold war ended and west didn't need allies in Africa who were anti commie. But Rhodesia (rhodesia never die!!) was on a great track... and they didn't treat Black people as bad as SA
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No they were failing due to mass sanctions from pozzed out western Marxistβs
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The strongest proponents of sanctions were mayo liberal-conservative leaders in Commonwealth countries, starting with Diefenbaker who was one of the most anti-communist leaders in a Western democracy at the time (and le based nationalist), and the only country to consistently support SA was Israel. Cope harder.
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Look where their ideology ended up, ultra focused on creating βequityβ. Social Marxism is still Marxism by other means. Cope harder yourself - the sanctions were an expression of wokeness and look how much it destroyed the region
Deifenbaker was a leaf, nuff said. Dude also made a point of championing βdiversityβ, and there was zero based about him, no Canadian can really call themselves a nationalist anyway. Canadian nationalism is an oxymoron
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Theres no such thing as social Marxism, /pol/ made it up and you should go back there. Or alternatively please feel free to explain the tenets of "social Marxism". Hard mode: dont reference some fringe Frankfurt School loser youve never read except as summarized by an infographic a 12 year old made
There was no such thing as wokeness in 1965 and if you think Chief Dief was woke you should check out his policies on Indians and the French. Every American leader since has been 10x as cucked exceot maybe Reagan but then only when it comes to the commie question.
In any event, even from a turborightoid perspective, the SAffers deserved sanctions for trying to live in Africa. Imagine relaxing on the Dark Continent lmao absolute r-slurs
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Social Marxism is the idea that all groups should have equal socioeconomic outcomes (excluding a certain group which can be as rich as it wants), and that whites are an oppressive capitalist class that holds all other races in exploitation and submission, and that all the tenets of capitalism such as the free market are used for this subjugation. They must be systematically dismantled. The very idea of the rule of law being enforced is the essence of institutional racism, thus defund/abolish the police.
Creating living space on Africa is fine and good even. Someone needs to protect the glorious fauna there before the insectoids poach them all for Their tiny jeeb viagra
Holy frick you must be a zoomer to be this historically ignorant
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This is just a mishmash of the most r-slurred aspects of Post Colonial Theory, postmodernism and CRT. No government in the 60s espoused this. No government espouses it now. You can find r-slurred leftoids in local politics and academia who believe most of this (other than the part about Jews, who they generally hate more than you do), but thats like saying America is a theocratic authoritarian white supremacist regime because Tom Cotton and Paul Gosar were elected.
Diefenbaker's social policy was basically "speak English and worship the Queen" which clearly does not align with any of the propositions set out above. Is there anyone left of Hitler that you do not think is a "social marxist"?
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lmao, what they really mean is "You can only have ONE opinion on what apartheid was and did"
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this but unironically
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Lmao why do you need electricity so bad? Just stop watching TV lol fricking selfish ppl I stg
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Ikr just charge your iPhone in a Starbucks.
Omfg some people
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I need the TV so that I can watch the news and learn all about wealth inequality from Carte Blanche.
Don't these selfish poors want me to be more educated about their struggles? They just need to hold their breath a little longer.
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