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Remember that giga-seriousposter lolcow from yesterday? He wrote this seething at Dramanauts so bad, even MetaSRDines downvoted it!

https://old.reddit.com/r/MetaSubredditDrama/comments/prnkm0/its_just_a_prank_bro_never_made_stupid_pranks?sort=controversial

Firstly, if you haven't seen it yet: check out this awesome bussy blast from the SRD New Mods thread: https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/psolrx/-/hdsq4hq?sort=controversial

Everybody say hi to u/Impassionata! He's basically the @pizzashill of SRD, if Pizza's prose was jam-packed with meaningless platitudes and sophomoric "gotchas". The midwit David Foster Wallace of SRD r-sluration, he is a Snappy quote-making machine. Feel free to call him an idiot in exchange for two pages worth of hilariously deranged wordswordswords

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Masterlawz look what you did, you broke this redditor

Bros he's been at it and seething about it for more then 24 hours, how do we get him here

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I just had a conversation with this dude in SRD yesterday. He's unhinged.

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You did a great job yesterday

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Your work was also exceptional, pointing to rdrama.net as if it's a cesspool when clearly it's the coolest place on the Internet.

So cool. In your Internet Club.

Heck I ain't even being that sarcastic, in my day we only had ascii art.

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From my heart in ink still bleeding: have this comment. Thanks for reading.

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:marseypat: :marseypat: :marseypat: :marseypat: :marseypat: :marseypat: :marseypat: :marseypat: :marseypat: :marseypat: :marseypat:

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He can't keep getting away with this

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Pretty sure you're supposed to see a doctor after just 4, man is unhinged

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He's still seething and replying, I just got a reply

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God darn. This guy is dedicated to the seethe. I respect his madness.

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if he's been seething for over 24 hours he has to be put down

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Oh I'm not angry, I'm contemptuous.

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Isn't contempt basically long-term anger? This guy is something else...

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Yeah maybe, but the way this has blown up with seethe is really making my day shine

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He keeps double replying to everyone! He's gonna OD on seethoin and copium at this point.

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remember, don't downvote the lolcow

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Yeah that ain't gonna happen because the seethe is real. I'm not saying everyone at rdrama.net is going to seethe at what I been writing, but enough sure are.

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Make them seethe as much as you want. Downvotes earn you as much dramacoin as upvotes.

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Good to know (and fricking hilarious)

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They do? Explains landlord messiashs fat stacks.

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You dropped this, king:

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Welcome!

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You write so many more words than the people you're "trolling".


:#marseyklennycross:

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Thank you Asuka

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@Hamalama what u doin?!!

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pizzashill of srd!?

this is Libel

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(no offense to @pizzashill)

(ok maybe a little. But unlike Pizza, this dude can't take it)

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Not even he lack self-awareness to this degree. To be honest, I don't think anyone on the planet can surpass this.

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This is really something beautiful to witness๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜Œ

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I have seen a lot of projection in my life, but this comment ought to be in a museum.

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Bless us with a longpost, @Impassionata !!!!

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I might at that

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what's stopping you? dont let your dreams stay dreams.

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OMFG, it's him! He tried to dunk on me for taking Bussy Blasting Score and calculation thereof seriously! I was a bit confused and thought that it's one of us doing a bit!

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Some people have not been beaten up enough in middle school.

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Now that he's getting down cummies for his comments he's claiming it's all bait. I don't know what's sadder, if someone legit wrote that thesis seriously only to back track and try to claim bait, or to write it as bait in the first place.

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Dude it was always bait. I literally wrote about what I thought people would write in response. But whatever. You're illiterate, that's your problem.

The people who are throwing garbage and pleading with everyone to believe that there is gold in the basic human reaction that results...

They don't have anything else. They need meaning and this is how they find it. They tell a story in which they are strong and smart, and their detractors are weak and dumb.

And y'all gonna come at me about how I'm spending my time on internet trash but the problem is I don't feel ashamed about writing stuff online. Most people don't.

The fact that all they have to say is some weak repetitive notation that others should feel shame for noticing the trash... it's very telling. Poignant.

When I get a barrel full of angry comments after writing that you're darn right I'm going to talk about how they fell for the bait.

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Truly the greatest online philosopher alive.

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You're illiterate, that's your problem.

You can't just randomly call people italians. Do better sweety ๐Ÿ’…

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I literally wrote about what I thought people would write in response.

And nobody read it because why lol?

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the problem is I don't feel ashamed about writing stuff online.

At least you see the problem. fix it plz

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So this is the power of people that get filtered by r/themotte.

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What do you mean?

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My God.

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:marseyseethe:

How do we know this is the same person?

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Absurdly based.

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Welcome to the greatest city in the Neath forum on the web

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Imp is well known in 'certain circles' for being an unironic leftoid, regardless of cope.

Afaik, they even live in Portland.

Additionally, lol:

https://theimpassionata.wordpress.com/2020/06/23/to-whom-it-may-be-concerned-at-the-new-york-times-an-open-letter/

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Oh I'm not angry, I'm contemptuous.

lolgetfricked

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The midwit David Foster Wallace of SRD r-sluration

LMAO I'll take it

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He's basically the @pizzashill of SRD,

I wonder which one has the bigger Ben 10 porn stache.

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I want to to see the pizzashill vs this guy debate. It might go on until the end of time

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All lolbertians are to be packaged to afghanistan to be used as ingridients for anti witchcraft protection

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The fact that all they have to say is some weak repetitive notation that others should feel shame for noticing the trash... it's very telling. Poignant.

Oh I'm not angry, I'm contemptuous.

Poignant? Contemptuous? OH MY!


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holy shit. there is a metaSRD? can you imagine the smell?


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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Anyone else taken a look at the subreddit half his posts are in?

https://old.reddit.com/r/sorceryofthespectacle/

It's like the r-slurred, down-syndrome-having stepchild of slatestarcodex:

https://old.reddit.com/r/sorceryofthespectacle/comments/izxvdi/horsehose_theory_but_make_it_deep/

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Darn, did that sub become seriousposting? It used to be pretty funny. Redditors ruin everything.

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You're close to understanding the core insight of the topic.

I'll take dunks for a laugh. This is going well, given that I'm kicking a beehive of Extremely Online kiddos like yourself the fact that I'm net positive on votes means... a lot of quiet people are agreeing with me.

Got a big ole grin on my face. Heck I do feel like a kid again.

snappy quote when?

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You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....


Snapshots:

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@Impassionata please post your "white people don't eat marshmallows" screed.

:marseyreading:

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A funny series of events. That was some good work, I'm proud of it, but this is a good example of meaning not surviving the moment of its creation.

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The midwit David Foster Wallace

I see somebody was taking notes in freshman lit review.

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capeshitter

he absolutely deserved to be abused

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>I mean take a look in the mirror mate.

https://i.ibb.co/bQzQwZt/ac1a797d1f50.webp

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What's this gif from? I need to watch whatever it's from

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It's from an old Australian TV show called Full Frontal.

Eric Bana played a character called Poida who was an archetypal bogan.

(I am not Australian)

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