COMMUNITY NOTEDDear conservatives: That whole thing where progressives pretended to hate white people for 5 years? That was an ACT. It was fake! Progressives LOVE white people. They mostly hang out with white people and marry white people. The whole thing was performative bullshit for Facebook. https://t.co/R5RtTgrPWu
— Noah Smith π (@Noahpinion) November 28, 2024
Nearly every interaction I have with academics in my life is littered with conversations punctuated by "white people suck". The fact that you're even pointing out that this was observable implies that this is a problem. What are you even saying? "Haha jk about hating you!"
Yes it did suck and it was stupid. It was also fake.
We didn't realize this could come back to bite us in the butt, so it was all just a silly goof. Let's play nice again?
Also "the past 5 years" lmao the explicit anti-mayo messaging has been going on for at least 15.
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That thing you experienced non-stop for years didn't happen and if it did occasionally happen then don't take it so seriously! Let it goooo! π
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Remember. Defund the Police was never about actually defunding the police.
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My favourite is how they'll be like "oh which departments got defunded?"
Like okay our movement was r-slurred but it was also a total failure. Better forget about it then eh?
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iirc several dept were defunded tho
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/mar/07/us-cities-defund-police-transferring-money-community
!slots165
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APD is a particularly funny example because they somehow simultaneously both did and didn't "defund the police." It was some of the most Austin shit I've ever seen.
They tried to walk this line where they'd say all the right things to the younger progressives, then actually do the things the older NIMBYs wanted. What that meant was city officials were publicly saying "our cops are racist and evil," then turning around to the cops and privately going "dude we need you at full force ASAP." Of course, that meant no cops wanted to work here - they were being asked to take the hate and also work harder for less money.
It got to the point that there were like 350 officer vacancies and the remaining cops were basically quiet quitting. Shockingly, city council has now (very very quietly) approved a 5-year $220m police contract.
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Yeah usually these idiots aren't even aware of those
It's the usual "it never happens, but if it did it's a GOOD THING"
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That will stencil idiot was arguing that police departments never got defunded, because when they were defunded they were refunded two years later.
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I like how they shout that from the rooftops when is clearly full of shit. Believe me I hate pigs too, but I hate obvious bullshit these types peddle more.
Reform The Police has the exact same amount of syllables and similar cadence coming off the tongue. If they wanted, that would have been their messaging.
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Must hate defund police more than cops who shoot babies.
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"Defund the police" isn't supposed to be taken literally. It's just a name.
Oh but antifa is anti-fascist -- it says so right in the name.
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#yesallmen doesn't mean all men.
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We were actually saying "the fun, the police!" It was us talking about how fun the police are.
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Coming from the same people who want to ruin teenagers lives for saying BIPOC online.
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Remember back when you could just, like, say things?
i'm glad this was upmarseyd by both
@Proctologist and 
@buttbutt
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Yikes mayo chuds, it was all silly banter
Stop being so weird about it
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I read this as Smith saying that lefties are full of shit. He's not saying that they haven't been trashing white people, just that they were doing it performatively because they're stupid people making a piss-poor attempt to sound sophisticated.
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Except he's trying to defend leftism as a concept while doing that. "We didn't mean it when we said we hated white people! That was just a status game we were playing! Please vote for us!"
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I know we gained status by hating white people, but the people giving us this status were also kidding too, you see?
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lmao what status do you gain from hating white people? King of the blacks?
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White progressives don't do it for status among blacks. Blacks only make up 13% of the population and are likely not even in the same area as your average white progressive (because they are poorer and less educated). They do it for status among other whites and Asians(white-adjacent) that make up their middle and upper class fellows at corporations or academia.
Nobody hates white people more than leftists white people.
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why do they hate white people so much? they don't even have any better culture to worship
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Leftists think you're batting for the underdog when you do it.
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lol
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Clearly you are not American lmao. It could get you the number 1 NYT Bestseller
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well, it's definitely progress when where once you had to suck 10 peepees for a job, now you only got to say black lives matter
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apparently you haven't been inside a college or corporate office in 20 years.
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Neolibs like Noah Smith have seen how their ideology has fricking flopped the past 10 years and are now trying to do anything to save face
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Libs are generally unequipped to push left. They tend to be unable or unwilling to admit that the far left is even a thing. The fact that he's acknowledging their bad behavior at all is a step in the right direction I guess.
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At this rate we are gong to see mass redditor suicides as they are all forced to meet reality with nobody backing down about what happened.
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Total Leftoid Death
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Thanksgiving Pinochet post
@nuclearshill
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Guys the cultural revolution was fake, we just went along with it to save ourselves, haha how about we forget the whole thing πππ
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I'm sure a lot nazis actually were fine with jews, it's really nbd.
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Der juden ist gut
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The Holocaust was just a prank that got a bit out of hand, my bad.
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I'll believe they've finally given up on the messaging when they release a major movie in America with an all-mayo cast.
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They can do it if we count white latinx as white.
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Technically they've always been considered white
legally
That's why you have white
and non Latinx 
white 
as options 
on legal stuff
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Fun fact, the reason for this is because when the floodgates of Mexican immigration were opened in the 60's, it was done so with the explicit promise that the racial makeup of America wouldn't change as a result (the line was that migrant workers would go back to Mexico seasonally).
So that was obviously a lie, so they had to find a way to obfuscate it.
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Or successful asians as white-adjacent
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She kind of has a point. The most #BLM people I knew had the most homogenous friend groups, because really the only way you could think black lives mattered is if you didn't interact with any.
However, that didn't stop them from voting for politicians who genuinely did hate the wypipo and who proceeded to do shit like frick up policing or public schools in the name of equity. Of course, when things got a little too real, they would move to the whitest suburbs they could find while lamenting how they are leaving behind all this diversity.
Also, despite the shifts to the Republican party, I don't think the voting patterns of these oversocialized lemmings changed. They will keep advocating for the same policies which caused them to abandon their starter homes.
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This succinctly summarizes my political philosophy.
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Which third world shithole are you from?
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I see a female PFP, I don't question it.
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He
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All racism is fake, it's just jokes and people having fun. We are all one race, human race. And if someone calls you a neighbor or a stupid cracker he is just playfully teasing you. Don't get offended, just name-call him back in good faith (all racial slurs are OK, if used in good faith).
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making 'racism' a big deal is a total hoax.
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BIPOCs have been more successful in life than we are all friends havers.
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This is how my Mexican coworkers behaved when I illegally overstayed my 2 week visa by 50 weeks when I got a job a bar in p.v 25 years ago. The 25 waiters were always pranking and joking and were generally happy guys because everyone was fair game
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Just like Dems did after DDR almost got assassinated.
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Yeah lol that was the moment either you double down and go "YEAH FRICKING KILL HIM HES A FASH." Or you retreat. Honestly in the debate if Trump wasn't sandbagging (I know he wasn't actually but he put his A game out in the last month) I'm surprised he didn't start demanding her say whether he should die or not.
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Wow the Democrats really are the party of women
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This is the side whose favorite saying is "When someone shows you who they are, believe them." Of course, to them that means that whatever BS they imagine is unquestionable truth, like that going to the gym means someone they dislike is actually a neo-Nazi. But then they explicitly and blatantly say stuff like "Yes, all men" and "defund the police" and "punctuality is white supremacy", but jk lol, they don't mean any of it, okay?!
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The white liberal tries to copy the jew and fails miserably.
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Do not believe your lying eyes.
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They were merely pretending to be r-slurred.
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He's such a dumbass.
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She won't believe what funny joke I have prepared in response
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Another turd worlder ITT.
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If it looks like a woman and makes woman noises, it's a woman.
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I hope neoliberal freaks like Noah Smith continue to get terrorized by tankies
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Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
Snapshots:
https://x.com/Noahpinion/status/1861943610478145755:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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'Haha I was only pretending to be r-slurred' but for like 50 Twitter posts.
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We know everyone hates our guts but...
there is no but, just frick off and die already.
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https://www.noahpinion.blog/p/liberalism-is-the-rebellion-now-38b "Liberalism is the new rebellion" guy
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"We Liberals only wield the overwhelming majority of soft power in the United States such as media, popular culture, entertainment, academia, and the tech sector but we are definitely up against the wall here".
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Isn't the rabbit emoji supposed to be a qanon thing?
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I don't see why it matters whether it was performative or not given that progressives do regularly vote for politicians whose attitudes to policing encourage violent street psychos and half the stuff being locked away at stores to protect it from thieves.
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Die yt
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