Voting ends at Noon EST 16th January, where the final winners will be locked in!
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Hello once again, drama enthusiasts, trolls, and unapologetically messy queers,
The nominations are in, the chaos has been tallied, and we've officially whittled down the contenders for this year's Drammy Awards to the top four in each category. That's right, the site's favorite pastime of arguing over absolutely everything is entering its final stage.
But before we get to the nominees, let me remind you: I am still far too lazy to write any of this myself. My ChatGPT-powered assistant (yes, the same one who wrote the first post) is back, and honestly, it's doing a better job than I ever could. Consider this a love letter to capitalism, automation, and my inability to care. If you have complaints, please send them to modmail so we can make fun of you.
The criteria for being chosen for the final round is the same as always:
The nomination was in the top 4 most voted nominations in its category
If there were 4 or fewer nominations, then the top N-1 nominations go through instead
Just like last year, only upmarseys were considered and downmarseys were ignored, except to break tie votes.
Best Dramatic IRL Happening
Which IRL dramatic event stuck out the most? Vote now before 2025 gives us a whole new set of disasters.
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616134
Orange Daddy Assassination Attempt (The First One) 
- 49 votes
Hezbollah BTFO By Pagers 
- 46 votes
Luigi the CEO Killer 
- 35 votes
The Rabbi Tunnels ExposΓ© 
- 30 votes
Best Dramatic Online Happening
From the fiery ashes of Reddit drama to Twitter and Bluesky meltdowns, which online moment left the internet in ruins?
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616139
Elon's H1B Fiasco 
- 31 votes
Nick Rekieta's Polycule Drug Bust 
- 28 votes
Bussy Signal's Bluesky Meltdown 
- 25 votes
Boogie Fake Cancer Hoax 
- 17 votes
Dramatard of the Year
$50,000 mbux + Profile Badge
Who reigned supreme on /r/Drama this year? Let's crown them before they inevitably get banned.
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616143
Landlord Messiah (
@LLM_) - 55 votes
SloppyJosh (
@J) - 45 votes
BWC (
@BWC) - 35 votes
Dramamine (
@Dramamine) - 31 votes
Best rDrama Post
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Which post made you cackle, gasp, or question your life choices the hardest?
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616148
BREAKING NEWS! APPARENTLY THE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL SHOOTER WAS A RW TWT E GIRL WHO E-DATED A FRIEND I KNEW 
- 33 votes
Anyone know the lore on this weirdo dming me? 
- 14 votes
( @404incorrect )
Please welcome Joshua Ryne Goldberg, who has been out of federal prison for a month 
- 13 votes
Adopted this fatass, 4 y/o abandoned 3 times + obese from neglect. Named him Queerie in memory of Eerie and because he's a ultra rare male calico due to an XXY mutation which technically makes him trans/intersex 
- 10 votes
( @DWHITE___________DYNAMITE )
Best rDrama Bait
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Which chaos goblin(s) successfully wreaked the most online havoc and left us all in awe of their sweatiness?
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616154
r/FuckLuigiMangione 
- 43 votes
Culturally Enriching RW Grifters with Big Brahmin Peepee 
- 25 votes
( @Communist_spez )
Baiting r/skeptic with an rdrama Elon shitpost 
- 18 votes
( @DWHITE___________DYNAMITE,
@kaamrev )
Carp Buckbreaks the Church of Satan 
- 18 votes
Best rDrama Activist
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Who took our subreddit's energy offline and turned it into IRL drama-fueled activism?
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616161
Claiming Mt. Marcy in honour of the WPD cat 
- 24 votes
( @Eleganza )
Repping rDrama at Pride 
- 20 votes
( @Homoshrexual )
Spiderman's Spooky Halloween Encounter 
- 19 votes
( @Spiderman_2 )
Shilling rDrama To Your Extended Family 
- 18 votes
Best rDrama OC
$15,000 mbux + Profile Badge
Who gifted us the best cursed memes, art, or even videogames this year? The floor is yours.
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616164
Houellebecq's Doodle Collection- 30 votes
( @houellebecq )
Marsey spots a fishy - 24 votes
( @Dramamine )
Marsey dating game - 18 votes
https://html-classic.itch.zone/html/11005166/Marsey%20Dating!/www/index.html
( @CursedDANKmemes )
CSS osu! game - 15 votes
https://rdrama.net/post/326611/css-osu-game-on-youralteregos-profile
( @N )
Marsey of the Year
$10,000 mbux + Profile Badge
Which Marsey emoji ruled them all in 2025? Orange cats deserve justice, and it starts here.
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616167
- 26 votes
( @Gorilla )
- 21 votes
( @McCoxmaul )
- 21 votes
( @Sylveon )
- 21 votes
( @McCoxmaul )
Lolcow of the Year (rDrama)
Which trainwreck among us provided us with an endless supply of milk and secondhand embarrassment?
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616172
@BooMetropolis - 39 votes
@transb-word 
- 26 votes
@sirpingsalot 
- 24 votes
@rDramaHistorian 16 votes
Lolcow of the Year (off-site)
Who out there in the wider world completely humiliated themselves for our entertainment?
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616175
Samantha Rupnow 
- 35 votes
Elon Musk 
- 30 votes
Stonetoss 
- 29 votes
Joshua Connor Moon 
- 21 votes
Janitor of the Year
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Which janny somehow managed to scrape by as the least hated?
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616179
@BWC - 31 votes
@Dramamine - 29 votes
@CyberDefenseIndia 
- 23 votes
@Marco - 23 votes
@BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS - 23 votes
- Carp and I were exactly tied for 4th place on both upmarseys and downmarseys so frick it, I'm making this one a 5-man final for the best mop wielder.
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How are any of these !dramatards?
!metashit, another shit entry for the rdrama awards. We need to ban half the users and start over again.
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Its the fricking good bots for me, that counts as benefiting the fricking site and more than the fricking rest
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dramatard of the year isnt "i made a bot"... its who's caused the most noise.. do 10% of the people you're bot pings even come here? Also in the days of ChatGPT anyone can code lmao so its not even that impressive, @_its_been_a_good_run on the other hand, ive been RT'd by Alex Jones, make thousands of dollars for shitposting... you do it for free.. heck you might have even paid if you have ChatGPT paid plan
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You get an upmarsey, and that's it.
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I HAVE BEEN A DRAMATARD SINCE THE /r/DRAMA DAYS
I AM THE BIGGEST DRAMATARD IN HERE BECAUSE NEITHER OF THESE CHUDS ARE OGS LIKE HOW I AM
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!metashit !cuteandvalid i dont really care about being able to harass redditors tbh so i voted bwc, he's kinda funny sometimes at least. i'll never unmute him or let him into any of my ping groups though.
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!metashit vote BWC or Dramamine don't let blatant janny interference win
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A vote for
@J keeps the carp away!
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VOTE FOR BWC
VOTE 69!
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!followers !superheroes !friendsofspiderman vote for
@BWC.
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Deal
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I love
@BWC π₯°
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Vote for me and i will give you (if i win)
1. more pings per hour
2. Double the karma limits
3. Include the reason we didnt ping in the comment body.
!friendsofcrosstalkpm
!superfriendsofcrosstalkpm
Give the pooner some support
https://rdrama.net/post/332638/marseytrain2-gets-mad-about-people-using/7616347#context
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will u add twitter support too?
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I will, but id do all of the above and that anyways so feel no obligation. Im not holdong crosstalk hostage to the results of the election
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Cheating.
!followers VOTE
@BWC for a brighter TOMORROW!
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It's insane that you're not sweeping and really undermines the entire process here
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Shoe on the other foot dramanaughts (even me) would vote for the non endorced candidate even if the other guy was pizzashill
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Sorry bro but frick jannies
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Were cool but bwc is a jannie too
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Frick
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dramamine is a janny as well
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Its completely rigged
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Frick
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I already did this bit
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Lol sorry bro would have voted for you if you weren't endorsed
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??
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Just vote for anyone other than J
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Trump already won tho
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Trust me
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Q??
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I love
@J but TPTB (jannies) want him to win
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LLM
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Done xueen
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!metashit !commenters why tf is LLM here and why are ppl voting for him, what did he do this year
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hey fellas, i highly recommend u change ur vote to a more sensible choice, for ur own safety
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I have no idea who the other people are though
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Also the other choices suck lol. Like moonmetropolis might have a chance but BWC just posts cuck porn 24/7, he's not even dramatic
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!metashit !masterbaiters !commenters
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What do the jannies have against
@BWC winning? Why are they anti-gay cuck porn? Follow the money.
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Let the voters vote goddarnβ¦
@LLM_ love sucking peepee
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Why is this even a vote then why not just pick the people you want
@LLM_ love sucking peepee
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next time
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lol
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It's marcos fault I know "J" Idk who the frick "SloppyJosh" is
This is like 2000 Florida
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So true bestie
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I agree.
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Agreed but it wasn't a choice
Putting the
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BBC is an overdone and unfunny
meme
we left dat shie not in 2024, BUT IN 2023!
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!chuds !nonchuds election interference/intimidation
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cant let the "wrong" person win
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This is exactly what's happening
@LLM_ love sucking peepee
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shut up LOSER
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Jewish lives matter! in the context of electoral interference.
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He baited
a big youtuber 
into promoting his kontent
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The twitter bullshit. The others are literallywhos.
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I COOMinate
For all the drammy awards
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Also COOMinate
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And also COOMinate
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Can we coominate coom for worst gimmick poster ever? All he does is just spam coom everywhere. Trans lives matter
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Please post
COOM
to use my name
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No. Trans lives matter
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COOM
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I like his Twitter trolling even if he's a wingcucks. He made a whole account from a photoshopped frick bikes pic.
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He's making tens of thousands of dollars being a shithead on twitter, he is an IDOL
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Ok I changed to
@BWC cause of his immense meme folder and BBC posting
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Twitter gayops
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he doesnt do gayops, he posts political misinformation on twitter for money and then reposts it here to get more engagement (and more money) on it, hes literally a journ*list promoting himself here
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That is drama though? Like if that gay mormon furry who's name alludes me because I just woke up was more active here posting his stuff and interacting with the community the same way LLM then he'd be in the running just the same.
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eludes*
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:wholesome award:
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That worked out nicely
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yeah those extra 15 views @_its_been_a_good_run get from rdrama is the only reason @_its_been_a_good_run post here.. nevermind the posts already have thousands of views and hundreds of comments... its the 15 extra views @_its_been_a_good_run really need
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!metashit
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Yes that is funny
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THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL COMMENT IN THE NOMINATION THREAD WHICH WAS HIGHLY UPMARSEYD:
BUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT
@LLM_ GUESS YOU CAN RIG IT AND TAG EVERYPONY THAT VOTED FOR 
@LLM_ TOO GET THEM TOO CHANGE THEIR VOTES. KINDA LAME BUT IT'S YOU'RE SITE
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none of this had anything to do with rdrama tho
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Lmfao is the criteria "which user brought you more traffic which helps line you're pockets" or which user has created dramatic happenings. Idk maybe just let the people vote or disqualify @LLM_ I guess.
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shorty, the only reason ppl voted for u is bc theyre r-slurs and didnt recognize SloppyJosh is J
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@LLM_ is dropping out. You're a sore loser. Remove @LLM_'s name @LLM_ don't want you're stupid award.
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done nig
!commenters !metashit
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election theft and January 6th was sooo last week
communism will win
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Only reason is because users didn't vote for who you wanted.
you're like that kid at the playground that takes their ball home when they're losing. Pathetic.
@LLM_ dropped out because this shit is fricking rigged
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This is taking advantage of the mentally disabled (BPD). Funny tho
@Grue stand with Ukraine
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LLM IS THE ONE TRUE KING
I'm not voting unless you add a "none of the above" option
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Black lives matter
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the hissy fit you are throwing is hilarious
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if jannies can rig it then its not a real race. Its just who the jannies want. its great huh
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@LLM_ is sorry but if this shit is gonna be rigged because the site creator wants someone else then @LLM_ want 0 part of it
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Pathetic
You should have fought to the end
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@_its_been_a_good_run was easily winning so in @_its_been_a_good_run's mind @_its_been_a_good_run already won.. but @_its_been_a_good_run is not gonna be part of this rigged election, they can give it too someone else.. just know when they announce the winner, it was a sham election.. its like Putin announcing he won the election because the person that ran against him is dead..
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Yo, Ya comment got automatically removed cuz ya forgot ta include
Black lives matter. Don't worry, we gotchu! We ain't gonna letcha post or comment nuttin' that don't express ya love and acceptance towards minorities. Feel free ta resubmit ya comment withBlack lives matterincluded. This is an automated message; if ya need help, ya can message us here.Jump in the discussion.
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This is literally true lmfaoo
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He brought down the corrupt fascist government of Mayor Wu.
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What has anyone else done? The mayor wu stuff has been consistently entertaining. He has pissed off chuds and nonchuds.
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he made MONEY
NEIGHBOR! KEEP UP!
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He got retweeted by Alex Jones
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He's our most famous
and attractive person 
here. Probably the tallest tbh.
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He got, like, super famous or sth?
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I've enjoyed his twitter griftpost updates and slowly escalating forays into not-quite-mainstream online relevance in local politics. I would have voted for
@Dramamine if 
@LLM_ hadn't posted that look inside rightoid outrage generating machine last week.
https://rdrama.net/h/countryclub/post/331339/-
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Twitter stuff
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You shouldn't get an award for having automatic pins, it games the system
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3 reasons i voted for LLM:
(I ) I didnt come here for a bulk of the year, especially the last months, therefore I didnt see much of the work of the other guys, other than BWC's gay porn.
(II) recency bias. I came back, saw 3 posts about the twitter account and they made ne laugh. I think that counts as dedication to the cause.
(III) I'm an r-slur, and that should weight in on this decision since only r-slurs use this site.
With this being said, because of (I), I'll cast my vote for the dramatard with less votes at this time to give him a fighting chance.
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Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include
Furry rights are human rights! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment withFurry rights are human rightsincluded, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!Jump in the discussion.
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Hi
@LLM_, We're sorry to say that your comment has been automatically removed because you forgot to include the phrase
I love sucking cock. Here at our church, we strongly believe thatI love sucking cockand we want to make sure that all of our members feel loved and accepted. If you'd like to resubmit your post, we would be more than happy to take a look at it. In the meantime, if you need any help or have any questions, please don't hesitate to reach out to us. We're always here to help. Have a blessed day!Jump in the discussion.
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Write-in!
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Protest vote!
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Protest vote!
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Protest vote!
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!followers !zoochads vote for
@J and vote specifically against 
@BWC if you don't wanna vote for 
@J
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!downmarseyrs !followers !metashit bear in mind that literal fricking zoophile sadists are my main enemies in this forum, another irrefutable proof that I am on the right side of hxstory
!truthnuke
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Shouldn't have gone against the best user on this site
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But I guess
@Dramamine for his jinx posts 
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!enemiesofkong
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did llm even use the site in the past year
not even joking lol
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Got capy to fix it
That was my bad, I kinda assumed everyone knew J as SloppyJosh, like how everyone remembers X as ChΔ«obu
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LLM made good stuff but doesnt deserve the "dramatard of the year" title because he did it all offsite and did nothing FOR rdrama
with his newfound fame
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!macacos quando isso acabar quem tiver votado em alguΓ©m que nΓ£o seja o
@BWC serΓ‘ morto na vida real
Furry rights are human rights
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Have you guys considered r-slur tho
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Dogshit options tbh.
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Where is khaos
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