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MAGAs start to realize they have been lied to

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I have been waiting for this for months. Right now I have a chub but the level of cope that's going to happen in the next few months is going to make me so hard my peepee could drill some of the totally real going to happen oil wells he promised.

Removals are a legal process with very limited ability for POTUS to do anything about. There are 600 immigration judges in the entire country, last year they cleared just north of 1m cases with 1.6m new cases. Congress have refused to add more money to the system for the last decade. It takes 3 years to get a removal order, anyone who has already claimed asylum is here for 11 years.

Immigration detention is at capacity. Congress isn't going to give him the $1t a year it would cost to detain them all.

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I have some throwaway community.win accounts I have been greening for when the numbers start coming out this time round.

Why is daddy worse than Big Mike on immigration?

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It didn't happen the first term either.

I feel like im in a bizarro world where people pretend the first trump term was a dream.

fellas: we already know what's gonna happen

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Nothing. That's what

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I boldly predict that EVEN MORE nothing will happen this time around.

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their theory is that he had tons of resistance and went into it not expecting it.

This time it'll surely be different :clueless:

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They even had Republican Senate and house majorities during his first term. I guess 3 supreme court judges not appointed by him, but we'll see how far that goes. More like where he doesn't take it. This is going to be the gayest project 2025 ever.

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Whites fight, BIPOCs win

!chuds

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False. I am currently on a Peace Corps :marseysalutearmy: mission in Rwanda to give blackx s*x toys equity :marseydildo:

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>one nuke bounces off Australia and hits New Zealand

Hhehehehe get rekt kiwicels

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>no hits on Greenland

This is why Trump is a genius.

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This time Trump is bullying Israel. He forced a meeting during the Jewish Sunbath.

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I think Mitt Romney had the best idea. Deny all benefits and all but the most basic rights to illegals and generally make life so unpleasant for them, they self-deport.

But that can only be a success if Dem states stop pumping money into programs for illegals (which they won't), and all levels of government start cracking down on employers hiring illegals (which they won't).

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Of course they won't crack down on employers, those are some of their wealthiest constituents!

The illegal immigration debate is the biggest sham in US history and probably one of the most obvious places where the kayfabe slips when you really think about it. High-level Democrat and Republican politicians will both remain happy and well-paid so long as:

A. The flow of illegal immigrants continues unabated.

B. They stay illegal so that their employers can keep paying them below minimum wage.

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seeing chuds realize trump and musk supported immigration and knowing they will do nothing about illegal immigration brings about a warm catharsis in my heart :marseyembrace:

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Is pro wrestling lingo mainstream now?

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They should grant amnesty to all illegal immigrants to own the corporations :marseywholesome:

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We should just annex all of North & South America so our slave labor are citizens.

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Yeah I've always wanted to add 100 million mexicans to the public dole, because they're just like us except they're even more hardworking and don't commit as much crime.

I'm sure President Sheinbaum of Mexico would love that.


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Deny all benefits and all but the most basic rights to illegals and generally make life so unpleasant for them, they self-deport.

We've been doing that since the '90s, r-slur. Look how that's going.

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Read the second paragraph, f-slur.

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It's not real denial of benefits :@riversongtyping:

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Giving people handouts isn't benefits

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You still go to jail for committing crimes against illegals, so the still have the benefit of legal protection.

BIPOC

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:#fellforitagainaward:

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>Trump lied to us

No shit

>so I regret not voting Dem

-literally nobody

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>600 judges

>Cleared 1 million cases

>That's 1666 cases per judge

Are immigration judges just built different? @BrasilIguana feel like most judges can't clear that in a decade (I hate them)

!lawyers am I just crazy or that number is insane? I suppose the immigration cases must be very simple but by my experience even simple things will take judges years, I don't think a single judge knows how to tie their shoes for example

Furry rights are human rights

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In a removal case the defendant is not entitled to an attorney or jury, and once the government shows no record of lawful entry the burden shifts to the defendant to prove he isn't removable. If the defendant isn't in custody he usually fails to appear but unlike with a criminal trial he can still be ordered removed.

A defendant who gets an attorney through legal aid might well be able to assert defenses and drag it out, but that's not most cases.

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You would be shocked at the number of NGO's dedicated to offering legal services to these people. It's honestly disgusting.


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Oh I'm aware. :marseydarksmug:

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I thought they were closer to rubber stamp sham trials, but in fairness I view most non-IP matters with that label :marseyshrug:

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never care about this. I just want to see :!marseytrain:s seethes.

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They are boring.

It's like that slow kid in class you got to eat glue. It's funny the first 10 times and then gets boring. It's reached the point of calling blacks BIPOCs at this point, low quality quick laugh but nothing memorable.

MAGAs are objectively wrong in nearly everything they believe but they believe in it so strongly they just can't accept when they are wrong. They either try and erase it from history or redefine right. When you point out they are wrong their seethe is so much more delicious then the trains.

They have built an orange tower they think is going to be a new conservative empire.

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I mean i expect trump to only deport like.. 100 max but isn't it piss easy to just fine corporations who hire illegals? Deny them all benefits? Re-instate covid Era lockdowns but instead of needing a vax passport it just requires a valid new citiczenship ID?

Deny federal money to any states that oppose any of this?

Even something stupid like a law saying if you don't use an ID card to pay for grocerices, they will be 500% costlier, and make it mandatory.

Super temporary measures that would make 99% of them self deport

Where would it fail? Assuming a scorched earth scenario where trump isn't a lying bastard and actaully wanted to deport them all.

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The things you mention dont apply to all OR most of the illegals here tho. He could still order a large portion to be deported and local and federal law enforcement to participate. He is head of the executory branch afterall.

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The only people who are removable without a removal order are those who have been in the US for less than two years, who didn't come though an official border crossing and have not petitioned USCIS. Due to the Biden app that is not very many people.

Only 40% succeed in asylum applications but they get a decade here even if they fail.

Unless they are going to Mexico or the EU they also need the government they are a citizen of to help. That's why there have been no deportations to Venezuela in a year, they are no longer accepting deportees.

He didn't understand this last time either which is why removals fell. USCIS, DHS legal and CBP have limited resources which are set by congress. The more he tries to frick with how they work the less people they can deport. Last time he added a whole lot of additional restrictions to legal immigration that monopolized USCIS resources.

DHS legal is dropping about 200k immigration cases a year right now because they don't have budget to hire more lawyers to represent the government in legal proceedings. I expect the number to increase over his term even if no more people come in.

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congress are a majority republicans, they can give him/DHS and ICE the resources/funding and legislation they need. He didnt have that in his first term which is the real reason he failed to deport as many people as he wanted first term. Also your :marseylongpost: make it sound like something like this hasnt been accomplished before, butt eisenhauer deported over 1.3million people

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The first two years of his first admin R's also controlled both houses.

Also your :marseylongpost: make it sound like something like this hasnt been accomplished before, butt eisenhauer deported over 1.3million people

FDR did a good job too. He put the japs in concentration camps and deported the hard-working Americans.

The legal reality of $CurrentYear is very different to the 50's. Even with a stacked SCOTUS I don't see them backing out the last 75 years of decisions on 4th, 5th, 6th and 14th protections that would prevent a roundup even if congress gives him money and passes laws allowing him to deport everyone.

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The first two years of his first admin R's also controlled both houses.

barely, he hardly had control of the denate and he had a lot of rhinos and old timer republicans opposing him and he hadnt taken over SCOTUS yet

also when were FDRs concentration camps or Eisenhaurs deportations deemed unconstitutional? Pretty sure SCOTUS ruled in favor of it at least with the camps

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korematsu_v._United_States

idk what other decisions would apply to what your talking about, partichlarly with people who dont get the same constotutional protections beings that theyre non citizens.

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all republicans are the same

wingcuckery at its worst :marseyfacepalm:

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>theyre dropping 200k cases a year because of budget

Because they sign up for TPS and become undeportable, meaning its a literal waste of their time to even go to trial because they can either lose or get stalemated because you cant enforce the order you won. You dont even need the prosecutor to agree anymore, new rules allow lolyers to just ask the judge to close a case if your client has TPS.

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OVER THE WALL

WITH A TREBUCHET

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Not one single person is gonna read all that

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Lol this is some libtard cope

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!remindme 8 days


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>if he doesn't deport millions in 8 days he'll LITERALLY do nothing!!!!

Libs are genuinely mind bending

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!remindme 9 days but its whatever


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I will be messaging you on 23.01.2025, 02:32 UTC to remind you of this comment

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I will be messaging you on 22.01.2025, 02:31 UTC to remind you of this comment

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You can unironically speed through the process extremely simply and its country of origin. If you actually dwell into the legality of this, you pretty much need governmental abuses to win a case, so if you're from any country that isnt venezuela and nicaragua, you are literally just waiting for deportation. You can and should have a panel of judges just outright waiting at the border to process cases off a checklist because almost every single migrant will fail at even proving they qualify as a refugee since most governments arent committing mass scale human rights abuses (literally step 1). You can also expedite a removal order based on public burden, i.e. entitlement collector, meaning you can just make it easy to deport anyone and everyone who ever signed up for any form of welfare by allowing summary judgment requests from a prosecutor.

Stopping release and expanding prison holdings solves the problem too, because even though "i swear I'll die if deported" they will frick off and go back if they have to wait for their hearing in prison. It is unironically very simple to fix this, and it literally just starts with not being a complete r-slur about it.

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They'll just all start saying they're from Venezuela. This is already what they do in Europoorland, they dump their documents and say they're from whatever country their lawyer tells them to.

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Require docs, expired or not, to qualify. Again, it really is as simple as stop being r-slurred and we can plug the loopholes easily. No ID? No entry. Heck, you can go after legal if you wanna make it easy: if lawcels take a case they know has no merit, they will be sanctioned via ethics for wasting court time/resources.

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I'm praying for something like the scene from The Godfather where they go around taking out all the guys while Michael Corleone is at the Christening. As Trump gives his speech they're rounding up illegals across the country for deportation.

ok so :boomertalking:


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Since when is promotion of gangbang considered as "sexual threat"?

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congress has and always will be the cause of Americas downfall, not the president

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who signs the bills, comrade

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trump vetod 0.66% of bills when he was in office (9)

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Trump will surely do nothing out of proper order, he is very much a guy who follows the rules

hmokay

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