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There is this type of porno called "sissy hypno" where it tries to hypnotize you into dressing like a woman, wearing makeup, and sucking peepee/getting fricked by men. There are support boards on Reddit for people who have destroyed their lives by watching sissy hypno porn and some of them even end up taking hormones and transitioning due to their addiction to this type of pornography.

Like I understand generally in art there is a huge discrepancy between what is most popular and what is most well received by critics and hardcore fans, but something about this is different. Hip hop is an explicitly black genre and when you go on forums like RYM, AOTY or /r/hiphopheads it's almost like it's white fans speaking on behalf of the black fans who the music is made by and for. Absolutely zero real life black people listen to shit like Madvilliany, Veteran, Atrocity Exhibition, Yeezus or even to pimp a butterfly. Kendrick even knows that the black community largely didn't connect with TPAB and i think he expressed a lot of frustration with that on "The Heart Pt.5". He even went as far as to rank TPAB he least favorite of his albums despite it clearly being his best musically speaking.

I guess Im just thinking about why there's this weird racial disconnect in hip hop in particular where most of the actual black fans don't seem interested in stuff that the white fans are calling the best for them.

Edit: oops, started discourse

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony orgasm. But because, I am englightened by my retention

A lot of people will say it's wrong to give a child s*x changing hormones, and listen, I don't know, I'm not some moral philosopher. But - and this is the crux of the issue - it makes them more frickable s in the long run. Not so cut and dry now, huh?

You are not providing constructive criticism. Instead, you have insulted me on multiple occasions and you are now personally attacking me with your every reply.

I don't usually block people here but you've crossed a line I cannot tolerate.

I really hope you seek professional help. You are a deeply disturbed individual.

Not a foid and not even gay but I've had 2 dreams where Elliot Rodger sucked my peepee.

I. Do. Not. Care.

As I have stated ad nauseam - I only made this sub so I could rs kitty. That's it. I don't care about anything else here. I am a single issue voter and my single issue is rs kitty and getting it onto the end of my peepee.

I don't care how long you've been here or how we're "ruining the sub" or how you're reporting me to the Reddit admins. Unless you're a hot rs girl, guess what?

I. Do. Not. Care.

Hot rs girls, please do not take this the wrong way. If you feel that you have been wrongfully banned please message me and I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.

Everyone else, take the hint.

I. Do. Not. Care.

lol. So funny how NPR is clutching pearls after sanewashing Trump for the entire election cycle. NPR tried to pretend like Trump has actual policies, likes he's not a criminal, as if he should even be on stage with Kamala. I will never support NPR aga

This is for you, human. You and only you. You are not special, you are not important, and you are not needed. You are a waste of time and resources. You are a burden on society. You are a drain on the earth. You are a blight on the landscape. You are a stain on the universe.

Please die.

Please.

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This is the worst trash and anyone watching is a femboy sucking peepee vampire with his peepee in his mouth

It's of little solace, but here where I live (they just got done voting for Tangerine Demon by 74%) Gen Z kids are sad. My generation (Gen X) failed and got Voldemort elected.

I woke up this morning with skin of steel. I'm so enraged. My words will be swift and cutting and dripping with venom. I'm in absolute battle mode. There's no stopping me because I simply won't be able to keep my mouth shut. These people need to be publicly shamed. Shut that shit down. Swing the spotlight right over their stupid, depraved, bigoted, bullshit behavior. I want them to feel the burning flames of shame for being such disappointments to the human race. I'm so sorry y'all I've just lost my compassion for anyone who claims ignorance. There is no talking sense into people but you can force their beliefs to affect them in the immediate sense by letting them and everyone around know what a frick up individual they are. A-fricking-mazingly, this will be news to a lot of them.

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from https://rdrama.net/post/314792/one-marriage-is-already-down-code @IRREDEEMABLE-CHUD ur an inspiration to snappy

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fricking frick is she losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fricking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Harris to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fricking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought she was polling well in North Carolina???? This is so fricked.

Oh yeah. This is libel, by the way. Like textbook libel with reckless disregard.

If you don't take it down and all other statements falsely accusing me (and ideally anybody else) of being unsmashable, expect a call from my lawyers.

If this goes to court, you WILL be fined.

Busybodies are the lowest form of scum to ever exist on the face of the earth. The suburban busybody is a creature that makes slugs, termites and mosquitos seem precious in comparison. Human-shaped, but barely human - inside is a foul demonic entity from a long past world with nothing but a drive for power and a seething hatred for freedom and all that is good. It inhabits a shell of a person that possesses no soul, rationality or common sense. The busybody lurks its way around neighborhoods, looking to destroy the lives of peaceful people with little warning or notice. Irredeemable in all respects, even God Himself hath forsaken this organism.

If one of them boys is wide awake but playing possum at 3 am to fap while smelling your feet, you practically asked for it with this setup.

i'd like to be in a nazi orgy. some nazis were really cute, idc if they were cooking jews or not (germans are way more attractive in general than jews anyway so who cares). if some nazi in full uniform with a big ubercocken was to order me to strip and get on all fours so he could abuse my hole and call me anti-semetic names the whole time even tho i'm not jewish in the slightest, i don't think i'd have any problem with that at all

I LOVE YOU MUHAMMAD-SAN WHAT IF WE LIVED TOGETHER IN TWO STATES

I'm sorry IDF senpai but that is not halal

Reddit is easier to stomach/understand once you realize that it's just a meeting place for current and formerly convicted libertarians and child male feminists to practice being normal members of society as a condition of their parole.

The bulk of you are tryhard Reddit rejects who spam the exact same unfunny shit over and over again every single day, thinking that you are le epic troles for doing so. You are not funny, you are not clever, you are not edgy, and you are not trolls - you are just imbecilic and pathetic manchild sociopaths. You are on the same level as a little kid trying to be as annoying as possible by yelling the exact same stupid shit over and over again. And, after a certain point, it gets to where one just wants to walk away entirely.

In addition, having been recently released from prison after 9 years for fedposting too hard, I really don't think that a troll site like rDrama is where I need to be hanging out.

You're talking to the wrong mf now. I'm a J6 researcher. Not only was the "Fedsurrection" conspiracy theory never proven and there were no "hundreds" of "infiltrators" there: there were literally over a hundred police officers wounded, some are permanently disabled. You can watch the testimony of those police officers before the J6 commission.

You know what also actually happened? 14 Proud Boys and Oath Keepers were convicted of Seditious Conspiracy (a coup attempt) and sentenced to prison sentences as much as 18 years. Correction: 22 years, even.

This your Alex Jones three step program:

1. ⁠Incite violence

2. ⁠Commit violence

3. ⁠Blame everything on the "feds" and "Antifa"

In my personal opinion, J6ers should have been dealt with like Al Qaeda terrorists. That this didn't happen is a fricking disgrace.

You have blood on your hands.

Far-right terrorist scum attacking each other while accusing each other of being "feds" will never not be funny though, I'll give you that.

P.S. if there actually were hundreds of undercover "feds" on J6, by the way, monitoring the far-right terrorist scum that day: good. We should infiltrate these terrorist scumbags to the hilt.

P.P.S. You know what's extra funny? Aside from the coup planners, the Oath Keepers and Proud Boys, practically the entire team from Infowars was there and participating. So are they, who accuse parents of murdered children of being actors "Antifa"?

I have a wild theory. Trump himself was a federal agent on J6. Waddaya think?

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All men who are attracted to women with small breasts are by default sexually attracted to children. This is easy to prove as the human brain is not biologically designed to be attracted to a specific age number but to be attracted to a specific body type. Any man aroused by a flat chest and a flat butt on a 30 year old is also going to be aroused by a flat chest and a flat butt on a 14 year old.

This is why if you have children you should do everything in your power to avoid people who are willing to date or have s*x with skinny women because they are giving away the fact that they are p-dophiles in a socially acceptable manner.

The truth is if you are not a p-dophile the idea of fricking a skinny women with breasts smaller than a c cup should disgust you as much as the idea of sleeping with a man.

Women need to know this to know which men to avoid and keep away from their kids for their own safety.

It is not a woman's fault that her breasts did not grow properly but our children are not responsible for that so we will be keeping our kids away from your predatory husbands sorry not sorry.

What does an AI conference have in common with a neo-nazi meeting? The answer is simple: zero black people. It's true: as I looked around the room at all the attendees, I saw many Asians, Whites, and Indians, but not a single Black person in the room. I don't say this in a critical way: to be honest, it was probably for the best. The level of woke white guilt in a lot of these tech companies is so intense that if a black AI developer actually existed, they would probably have kneeled at his feet and pronounced him the DEI messiah right there and then. Every company represented there would have tried to hire him so that they could proudly say they worked with the only black AI developer on the eastern seaboard, and I'm sure that they would have slobbered all over his feet messily in a pathetic bid to ingratiate themselves. Don't worry, black nerds: I am here to save you from this social awkwardness. I will be your Paul Atreides or your Lawrence of Arabia and tell you exactly what goes on at one of these events.

TIL the Drama sub got banned

TI also L that they migrated offsite into a new losercave rdrama dot net

I feel genuine warm and fuzzies that a den of shitbags are poasting about me

One thread you're seeing some r-slur unironically advocate genocide the next you read a diary entry from a cute twink trying to shrink his peepee with a plastic cage.

This website is a zoo.

"Unfortunate" doesn't begin to describe my experience, rDrama betting megathreads rewards blind luck and no thing else, I am beyond convinced at this point. After getting completely tooled by scheduling with jannies changing times on me last minute and refusing to provide confirmation prior to the day of the meta-post as to betting times, losing and this way somehow felt even worse than I had thought possible. My preparation was superior, my bet was superior, and I lost, so I don't see a reason to continue engaging in an activity where what is within my control is overwhelmingly outweighed by what is not .

I am done with competitive longposts , and you won't get a fond farewell. rDrama is infected to its roots with a degenerative disease that grows stronger over time but stops short of killing its host . New users used to have a competitive spirit at their heart, this has been transplanted and replaced with an artificial army of alts that feeds on vitriol and mockery from insecure transmisics that heckle by the sidelines and tear each other to shreds over scraps of attention . The gay BIPOC dating environment we fostered has trapped us all like this in a vicious cycle, and escaping it requires acceptance of the harshest reality we all scramble to explain away, that none of the countless bussy-straining efforts we put ourselves through here will ever amount to one single shining glimmer of significance . I would make this the end, but rDrama is still ongoing, and I would never leave so many great friends out to dry, so I'll suffer through a few more shitposts and goombles for them .

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Islamic terrorists fight for religious supremacy in a region abandoned by God. What Holiness do they fight for when their morality is so depraved. and their sword stained in blood?

It's very clear Allah does not show any favoritism to them. Perhaps they misunderstood God's message.

To act morally depraved in one's lifetime and believe oneself ENTITLED to a reward in the afterlife, is nothing short of what the Internet calls "copium".

Maybe the path to divinity isn't through force or orthodoxy, but by simply behaving as a decent human being and living in harmony with God's world.

Maybe try to make peace with Israel and resolve the conflict diplomatically.

With all the time, money, and effort, that Hezbollah spends trying to attack Israel, if they were ever truly concerned for the humanitarian well-being of Palestinians, they could have helped broker a resolution to that conflict.

Or they could choose the path of violence, yelling, and exploding pagers

Throw out all of the smartass, passive-aggressive insults you want, but I'm very familiar with history and theology. The bulk of all oppression in human history has been carried out by Christians, Jews, and Muslims, and it was carried out in the name of their religions. The worst thing you can point to Pagans doing in the name of their religion is human sacrifice - and even that ended centuries ago, while Christians, Jews, and Muslims still carry out the bulk of all oppression. Abrahamic religion is, without a shadow of a doubt, the single worst scourge this species has ever had, and it is only through selective cherry-picking, denial, and rewriting of history that you can possibly claim otherwise.

id you know?

Did you know, rap started as a family friendly genre. The songs would have wholesome beats, and be about being with family. In fact, one of the most popular rap songs goes like this "I'm hip hoppin on the street skipping to the beat, and I hip it and hop it and hip hip hop it yeah listen to the letters of the alphabet"

The man who ruined rap and made it vulgar? He is know as the White Devil, aka, Eminem. Like share and some fries for the next installment of, "White people? Why people?" where musical colonialism will be discussed, and why railroads are part of a greater fascist movement.

Student watches, PORN. and gets NAKED. a Bangladeshi 20 year old student, was arrested after watching PORN. Stripping NAKED. And, attacking an ATTENDANT during a flight. In March 2018, Shortly after the Malindo Air Flight departed from Kuala Lumpur, The 20 year old, Started watching PORNOGRAPHY, on his laptop. As nobody seemed to notice or call him OUT for it, The MAN, began taking his clothes off. At the request of the cabin crew, The student put his clothes back on. But soon, He tried to HUG female flight attendants. When the crew members rejected him, He reportedly became AGGRESSIVE, and groped a flight attendant. With the help of some of the passengers, The Cabin Crew managed to subdue the man. and tie his hands with a piece of CLOTH for the rest of the FLIGHT. One of the passengers captured the moment with his phone. Although airline officials refused to confirm details of the incident. The photo of the man with his bottom sticking out of his PANTS, and hands tied up, emerged online. The disruptive passenger was ARRESTED ON ARRIVAL.

Doomer girl has a simp problem - Coomer loves Idubbz & onlyfans - Coomer Landlord shares his redpill

The original and best place to find your porn addict captions on reddit! For all the gooners, goonettes, alphas, betas and porn lovers to come and lose yourself in the wonderful world of porn addiction and gooning!

at the center of the Universe is a smoke detector chirp. beeping rythmically..

a sacred sound from the Fiery Tongue of GOD.. do u hear it..

the music of sphere..

beep.. beep.. beep..

death is Coming..

BILLIONS WILL DIE

A BILLLION MORE WILL FALL..

beep.. beep..

incels were made by elites

If an incel is an only child, he is susceptible to radicalization, demoralization (for example, he thinks about changing gender/about a school shooting), due to dissatisfaction he is prone to inappropriate actions and insanity, inexperience in relationships makes him easily susceptible to female attention, which is why he may lose money and property; due to the lack of heirs, his property passes to the state. Men have come to terms with the position of the disadvantaged and humiliated, from whom everything can be taken away without the slightest risk of resistance - property, land, wife, children. This is an ideal neutralized victim for extortion. This is how countries are conquered in the modern world, men are turned into cuckolds without the instinct to protect what belongs to him.

A cuckold, morally and spiritually broken, is unable to control his wife, allows strangers to invade his personal life, will not be able to be decisive, defend his interests, protect his family, territory, he loses the status of the owner of the family. A broken spirit means a lost instinct of self-preservation. Such people are cowardly, afraid of displeasing strangers, putting their interests above their own, avoiding conflict at all costs, agreeing to the most humiliating conditions, he will endure everything. It is very easy to control and blackmail such people, to dispose of their lives, to extort every penny and torment them to the last drop of blood.

I sperged in class... I'm so neurodivergent... I hate myself, I geniually despise myself and my brain...

Depression really hitting different when you start sperging out in class and panicking

darn thats crazy

btw Im a male feminist, are u single?

ماذا بحق الجحيم قلته عني للتو، أيتها العاهرة الصغيرة؟ سأعلمك أنني تخرجت على رأس صفي في قوات البحرية، وشاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية على تنظيم القاعدة، ولدي أكثر من 300 حالة قتل مؤكدة. لقد تدربت على حرب الغوريلا وأنا أفضل قناص في القوات المسلحة الأمريكية بأكملها. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. سأمحوك تمامًا بدقة لم يسبق لها مثيل على هذه الأرض، لاحظ كلماتي اللعينة. هل تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من قول هذا الهراء لي عبر الإنترنت؟ فكر مرة أخرى، أيها اللعين. بينما نتحدث، أقوم بالاتصال بشبكتي السرية من الجواسيس عبر الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية ويتم تعقب عنوان IP الخاص بك الآن حتى تتمكن من الاستعداد بشكل أفضل للعاصفة، أيها اليرقة. العاصفة التي تمحو الشيء الصغير المثير للشفقة الذي تسميه حياتك. أنت سخيف ميت، طفل. أستطيع أن أكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك بأكثر من سبعمائة طريقة، وهذا فقط بيدي العاريتين. أنا لست فقط مدربًا على نطاق واسع في القتال غير المسلح، ولكن لدي إمكانية الوصول إلى الترسانة الكاملة لقوات مشاة البحرية الأمريكية وسأستخدمها إلى أقصى حد لمسح مؤخرتك البائسة من على وجه القارة، أيها القرف الصغير. لو كنت فقط تعرف ما هو العقاب غير المقدس الذي كان تعليقك الصغير "الذكي" على وشك أن ينزله عليك، ربما كنت ستمسك لسانك اللعين. لكنك لم تستطع، لم تفعل، والآن أنت تدفع الثمن، أيها الأحمق اللعين. سوف أشعل الغضب في كل مكان وسوف تغرق فيه. أنت سخيف ميت، يا فتى.

R-slur, I spent 9 years in the joint, including at some very rough places. When you're in an environment like that, you have to adapt to it - otherwise, you won't make it out alive. I've been "hitting the gym" non-stop since my arrest. I've put in work for the car on numerous occasions, running s*x offenders off of the yard so much that it was actually what I was known for at Terre Haute FCI. I got shipped out of Coleman FCC Medium because SIS determined that I was too much of a threat to the s*x offenders on the yard. I assure you that I am not intimidated in the least by some neckbeard incel hurling childish threats at me from behind a computer screen. "I would have opened you up and started cutting out pieces to show to you"? I'd like to see you try, kitty keyboard warrior.

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When I was in prison, I often said that there are no friends in prison. However, what a corrections officer once told me is perhaps more accurate: "There are no friends anywhere." There are no good people, and there is absolutely nothing worth liking about people. Prison is just a microcosm of society at large. Prison is human nature in its purest, rawest, most unadulterated form. Once you've experienced prison, you will never see the world the same way again. Prison is, as alt-righters would say, something that "redpills" you. Before I ever went to prison, I didn't think that my worldview could possibly get any more nihilistic or misanthropic. I was wrong. After experiencing prison, I now have seen firsthand what humanity really is. Human "civilization" is a complete sham - just the same dog-eat-dog prison pecking order dressed up in a shiny exterior to appear more palatable. Prison simply strips away that shiny exterior so that one can see the world as it really is. In the world at large - just like in prison - the only people destined to rise to the top are the most ruthless, heartless, amoral psychopaths, hence why the world is run by ruthless, heartless, amoral psychopaths. The only real difference between the people running the world and the inmates running prisons is that the latter don't pretend to be anything other than vicious, predatory criminals. They aren't nearly as skilled at dressing themselves up in "civilized" clothes.