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"Elon Musk fans truly believe he can make Dogecoin the currency of Earth" - Ars Technica is now a purely anti-Elon snark website

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/02/elon-musk-fans-truly-believe-he-can-make-dogecoin-the-currency-of-earth/

Not pasting anything from the article because it's pure :soycry: :marseysoycry: but they did embed this cool video that I won't watch. A 17 minute video about how to argue with people online.

https://arstechnica.com/video/watch/how-scientists-respond-to-science-deniers

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The post has 350 comments so Ars' strategy is working. As always the top comments serve as a reminder that the average Ars poster is worse than the average Redditor:


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Swatzicoin :marseylaugh: Elonazi :marseyemojirofl:


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This dude has been an Ars commenter for 25 years and is calling people idiots but doesn't remember "i before e except after c".


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"Nooo please don't report on science we need to keep reporting on Musk :soycry:


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/r/comics couldn't imagine making a comic this good.

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capitalism only works somewhat well when people who actually create things get rewarded.

launching people into the stratosphere for gambling on something that has no intrinsic value beyond people gambling on it ... ain't it chief

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launching people into the stratosphere for gambling on something that has no intrinsic value beyond people gambling on it ... ain't it chief

*Gestures vaguely to every American capital boom ever*

Jeff Bezos made a fricking internet bookstore neighbor.

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Jeff Bezos made a fricking internet bookstore neighbor.

and the libs all complaining about his wealth are too fking r-slurred to realize amazon is entirely replaceable, such that all we need to do is try.

big tech is actual literal garbage at coding anything remotely close to efficiency... and we could self-fund similar ecosystems at magnitudes less cost, with far greater social use that the lowest common denominator shit capitalists dump out. and heck we can even pay the wagie labor more (assuming we don't entirely replace them)

we don't need to revolt, we literally just need to replace big tech with coops providing magnitudes more social benefit, and the rest will eventually follow.

profiteering is but a hint of the lord's true glory

#god

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big tech is actual literal garbage at coding anything remotely close to efficiency...

I know you are full of shit because if it was so easy you would have done it by now instead of sperging out about how totally easy it is to replace them.

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>build ur own everything then

again: u r a complete r-slur applying sheeple-grade liberal indoctrination, without any working knowledge of what ur talking about, or notion to scales of complexity involved...

it's not a one man job in their spare time kinda of easy. it will take maybe 100s dedicating their lives to flesh out cooperative systems fully across all use cases in society.

but that is opposed to 10,000,000s building/maintaining the non-cooperative systems of today that honestly really do scrap the bottom of the barrel at providing societal benefit.

!codecels

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it will take maybe 100s dedicating their lives to flesh out cooperative systems fully across all use cases in society.

So you are just bitching and pooping your pants because some guys got together and built a complex machine that works over decades but the last step isn't perfect? Got it.

You just admitted that it is hard. Very very hard. Then accuse others of being sheeply for not believing you when you call it easy.

but that is opposed to 10,000,000s building/maintaining the non-cooperative systems of today that honestly really do scrap the bottom of the barrel at providing societal benefit.

Noooooo the system isn't perfect that makes it useless noooooooo.

Literally living in a permanently self improving system with hundreds of millions of moving parts providing a higher than ever before quality of life to billions and still can't stop bitching about it like you had something better to offer.

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You just admitted that it is hard. Very very hard. Then accuse others of being sheeply for not believing you when you call it easy.

i actually literally never said it was "easy" i just said we could do so with far greater efficiency, and with far great societal benefit.

weirdly generalized characteristics like "easy" or "very very hard" really convey no particular meaning about anything at all, so i'm not really sure why the frick ur commenting.

isn't perfect? Got it.

isn't perfect?!? this darn piece of unproven mathematical junk is creating more problems than it actually solves,

the rich bumblefricks who drive it all are so far removed from consequences they have no idea what the frick they're really doing,

and if we don't do it perfectly enough, u prove the luddites right with a god darn waste of fricking effort that gets us wiped the frick out.

!codecels !commenters

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tl;dr: @goderator200 calls out someone for misinterpreting their statement about efficiency, but ends up getting roasted by @goderator200 themselves with some choice words about being a "sheeple" who can't understand basic communication.

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this darn piece of unproven mathematical junk is creating more problems than it actually solves,

:marseysurejan:

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lol, go back to ai generating half-baked nonsense for ur thirdie worldview takes. suits u better.

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Too many words

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:marseyagreesuperspeed: It passes the test cases ( assert,isTrue(True) ) so it's shipping and I'm logging off early :marseyjam:

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Build your own anything cute twink

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i have?? i'm still looking to operate at anywhere near that efficiency while still getting paid big tech bucks.

the absolute mess modern tech makes of even like basic config access at scale is r-slurred.

it's just a giant key value store u morons. why does every internal micro service using it need to store and maintain their own durable and robust cache of whatever subset they need???

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Is he making an argument against open source?

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Indian on Indian violence.

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I didn't read this comment but I upmarseyd it as a thank you for driving engagement in my posts.

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:marse#yconfused2:

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You got PLAYED, son!

:#marseyemojilaugh:

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@AverageBen10Enjoyer you need to use terms such as "needful", "saar" and "bobs" when talking to him


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!codecels he thinks the bookstore is where Amazon gets its money :marseysmug2:

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No, but creating the webservices was a feat of ugly trial error and blood spilling too.

every !codecels should read this blog if they haven't already, its pretty well known rant worthy one https://gist.github.com/chitchpeepee/1281611

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He hired Larry Tesler, Apple's Chief Scientist and probably the very most famous and respected human-computer interaction expert in the entire world, and then ignored every goddarn thing Larry said for three years until Larry finally -- wisely -- left the company

:marseyagreefast: amazon had some terrible UI design but its highly functional

my favourite is their "share" button is next to the product image and causes image to hover when you go near it

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the My Account page looks like its 20yrs old too

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i mean telling the UX :quote: experts :quote: to pound sand is enough for Bezos to derserve his billions imo

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Couldn't finish it. He sounds like a whiny b-word.

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It's too bad because you miss gems like these

The other big realization he had was that he can't always build the right thing. I think Larry Tesler might have struck some kind of chord in Bezos when he said his mom couldn't use the goddarn website. It's not even super clear whose mom he was talking about, and doesn't really matter, because nobody's mom can use the goddarn website. In fact I myself find the website disturbingly daunting, and I worked there for over half a decade. I've just learned to kinda defocus my eyes and concentrate on the million or so pixels near the center of the page above the fold.

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also

They don't give a single shit about charity or helping the needy or community contributions or anything like that. Never comes up there, except maybe to laugh about it.

:gigachad3#:

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Consumer goods still provide value in a way that gambling does not.

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I fully agree this post is just #500 in my long-running series on how much I hate Ars Technica. They all think they're the smartest people on the Internet but since Elon's heel turn they've become /r/pics-tier Redditors.

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Wrong. Capitalism works by increasing people's incomes by creating useful products then creating new avenues for those same people to spend their additional surplus income on.

The " Capitalism is only real when useful product " logic fails and we know this because there is no successful communist society out there, and China with its firm control over how companies grow is also not successful in surpassing the US.

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