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Officer Coomer struggles to find a suitable position

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskLE/comments/1jl6bxv/masturbated_at_work_polygraph_disqualified/ 

								

								

									
									
Well I guess more "Candidate Coomer" since he can't get hired to Weasel Pinning Squad due to his recent history of jacking off at work :#marseydarkxd:


									
								

							

							

								
									
								
							

							

								
	

							

						

						
						

							

								
							

						

					

					
						

							
							
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Why would he get DQ'd? All cops do is sit around in their cruisers and jerk it.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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probably lied about it during the polyquiz but /u/CrabPeopleGod  really wasn't very clear on that point.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Same reason  you'd get DQ'ed in trying to enlist in the military for any disqualifying reason.
If you can't lie when joining then you won't lie to back up your brothers-in-arms in the court of law :marseyindignant:

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Gooners only for the Special Weasel And Tactics group.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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